Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Felis Meanis]

Spoiler: Capital GAINZ sperging

You're not wrong, but you did miss an important detail: they want to tax unrealized capital gains.

Lemme explain this simply:

Suppose you buy $100 of stock. It rises in price, and you're able to sell it for $200, making $100 of profit. That $100 is capital gains.

Now, suppose you buy $100 of stock again. Its value rises to $200, but you're unable to sell it, and it drops to $150. You sell it and pocket $50 in capital gains. The $50 you could have had if you sold while it was at $200 is unrealized capital gains.

So that's $50 in capital gains, and $50 in unrealized capital gains.

What this bill is intended to do is tax you not only on the $50 you made, but also on the $50 you didn't even see, let alone earn.

And it's not just stocks. Any asset that can rise and fall in value (such as property) would be taxed the same way. Like you said, the uberrich can hire accountants and lawyers to hide their assets from this tax, but it will absolutely destroy the middle class. There's no incentive to buy stocks, own a house, or buy property, because the minute the market fluctuates, the IRS will be waiting to rob you at gunpoint.

Given that Bob and company own no real assets and live off of the largesse of others, I can understand why they support this. They'll never be affected by this. They already live in the pod, own nothing, and consoom product.

Absolute insanity. I had never heard about this idea ever being seriously proposed before.

How do they go about in determining what monopoly money they want to tax, and to what degree? Surely this ludicrous idea can't be so ludicrous that it's basically being stamped onto all personal assets with conceivable market value? More importantly, what kind of time frame is utilized in order to determine how long back the clock should be rewinded, so that they can match preceding yields with current ones? As far back in time as is necessary in order to find the period when most profit was being made?

Another aspect to the discussion of taxation that isn't being mentioned here is that the state shouldn't necessarily have more claim to tax money in the first place, regardless of whether you can hide your assets from the government or not. The public sector is notoriously terrible at managing money and investments. As Milton Freidman said: "If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand."

It's all about opportunity costs, a concept which seems to be completely alien to most people leaning to the political left. They just cannot think about economics in terms of efficiency.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Guys, what other titles will you bestow on Sir Robert The White?

I dunno, I think this thread's current title sums it up. Just add a few more "the"s.

Sir Robert the Middle-Aged Consoomer,
Sir Robert the Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist,
Sir Robert the Twice-Fired,
Sir Robert the Mario-Worshipper,
Sir Robert the publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl,
Sir Robert the diabetic.

(Couldn't make the CWC line flow properly with a "the", sorry.)

Given that Bob and company own no real assets and live off of the largesse of others, I can understand why they support this. They'll never be affected by this. They already live in the pod, own nothing, and consoom product.

Problem is once things tighten up that largesse is going to evaporate (faster) - if the Thinkers start hurting a bit they might look at their credit card bills and reThink that monthly $200 to Patreon.

Not that Bob, lacking any sense of cause and effect, will understand that the things he cheers on are the things that could finally sink his patron tugboat. After all, it's had a slow leak for how long now?

(Looks like weird eyebrows run in the family.)

Awww, poor Bob did something to get blocked by a delicate flower that has all the gentle femininity of Popeye the Sailor Man.

 

[Brother Wind]

The Razzies are trash because they have a 1960's Mad Magazine sense of humor, were dead wrong abut a lot of things (giving Razzies to movies like the Shining, which later went on to become venerated classics,) and went woke when Trump was elected, Something tells me that's not why Bob hates them, though. Bob hates anything that pokes holes in the idea of film as a higher artform. He's also afraid that his future adaptation of Care Bears: Paradise Lost: The Reckoning : The Ascension of Grumpy Bear will get trashed after he's convinced some cocaine-addled movie producer to make it.

It figures that the version of Zelda that Bob loves the best is the version where Link acts like a sex pest. Is Bob trying to tell us something about himself?

No he hates them because its cool to hate on them. Because twitter has this deeply ironic problem with people who are "mean". Same reason he tweeted about people giving Bruce Willis shit. Its all about high ground and moral victories for these ghouls. All the while telling conservative women they deserved getting gang raped

 

[Mr. Duck]

No he hates them because its cool to hate on them. Because twitter has this deeply ironic problem with people who are "mean". Same reason he tweeted about people giving Bruce Willis shit. Its all about high ground and moral victories for these ghouls. All the while telling conservative women they deserved getting gang raped

I think he wanted to take a jab at RedLetterMedia and ralphthemoviemaker for making Bruce Willis videos (even if the former acknowledged in their second Willis video that he has a disease), but because he's a giant pussy, he went with a generic response instead.

 

[Positron]

Send the Bad People packing!

You see this time Bobby chooses to roll with the punch, because of his critic's skin color.





Bobby doesn't understand Economic Anxiety, because his memory of the 1990s is monopolized by the Console Wars.


Speaking of commies and fascists, the Breadtube Glowie drama continues to rot like Nick Parrott's stink ditch. Now they are openly denouncing dissidents like Peter Coffin as fascists.




Biden gives us a "booming economy":


Glenn Greenwald tells us common sense knowledge again: liberal journos are scum.

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Covid.


G. I. Jada and her conspecifics are so oppressed that no amount of money can alleviate their subjugation.



No one ever said conservative, religious parents never groom their children for the purpose of sexual molestations, but do they do so under the auspices of teachers and governments?

I hope any parent will have enough sense to take their children far, far away from this thing.

Remember, whenever your parents say No to you, they are not treating you as people.


Fake Chink in Canada:

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Bribery at The Oscars (article)


Ezra Miller / Zack Synder:

 

[The Ugly One]

Problem is once things tighten up that largesse is going to evaporate (faster) - if the Thinkers start hurting a bit they might look at their credit card bills and reThink that monthly $200 to Patreon.

Even if they don't, roaring inflation is eating away the real income he gets.

 

[Fictional Character]

Bobby doesn't understand Economic Anxiety, because his memory of the 1990s is monopolized by the Console Wars.
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Just to put 90s in Russia and what Bob calls 'economic anxiety' into context:
- The recession in Russia in the 90s was about four times as severe as the Great Depression and lasted longer.
- Life expectancy in Russia fell by 7 years.
- Children born around the fall of the USSR are on average one centimeter shorter than children born earlier or later. A change in average height on this level is usually indicative of being born in a warzone.
- Most of the generation that was too old to reinvent themselves for capitalist economy, but also too young to retire was wiped out by unemployment, starvation and eventual alcoholism.
- All this was overseen by unimaginably corrupt politicians like Yeltsin who sent tanks to the parliament when it disagreed with him.
- The American interference by Clinton to get Yeltsin reelected in 1996 is a great reason to scoff at people complaining about any Russian interference against a different Clinton in 2016.

The account Bob is replying to is probably a Chinese shill, but the 90s in Russia was one of the worst peacetime periods to live through and Bob scoffing at it is proof of both his utter ignorance and utter hatred of anyone poor or suffering.

 

[Flexo]

Bob is a prime example of a fucking stupid imbecile who thinks of himself as an intellectual. A quick google search would have revealed that Kasparov is actively against Putin, making his room I.Q. hot take an example of the stupidest fucking thing to say about his comment. For a "thinker", he really doesn't bother to do any research before making a point!

I was going to say a prime example of the "incurious." He has no curiosity or questions about the world. The man literally thinks having Wikipedia at his fingertips has made him a demigod.

Thus we get never-ending tweets like this...


Guess what, Bob: THAT WAS ALREADY DONE IN A HALO MEDIA.

https://sfdebris.com/videos/films/halo4.php

I'm not even a halo fan. I've played at most 5 min at a friend's house. Even I knew this very thing had already been done. So maybe (just maybe!) fans were wanting something different? Nah, he doesn't care.

Oh hey, Kasparov, how's that American cock sucking going for ya? Good? Glad to hear, must've been nice to run your ass after losing to a FUCKING COMPUTER ASSHAT

Hey all lifeforms are equally inferior to robots.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Late to the tax talk as I missed it but just wanted add that Bob seems to think that someone like Donald Trump can buy a copy of Turbo Tax and pay someone to spend an afternoon filing for him. Bob doesn't have a single employee. The last time I looked he doesn't even have an LLC or any kind of business structure. He has no idea what the taxes of a business owner's look like, let alone someone like Trump's. Trump has crap spread across the country with each state having their own tax code. The federal tax code is so incredibly byzantine that you need people to be able to read the runes and guide you through it. You can't just simply call a press conference and say "Oh I owe two million? Well here's an extra million just for your troubles Mr President." Anytime that you overpay taxes you get back what's called a "return" because I'm fairly certain that the government can't just take money like that or in this case offered to them. In Bob's scenario it kinda looks like that might be a bribe.

None of that can even compare to the absolute retardation that a business would magically get more business if it's owner or CEO granstand himself by publicly declaring "I AM OVERPAYING MY TAXES!" This stupid oaf who's never owned anything of value in his life seems to believe that someone like Bezos over paying his taxes instead of, I don't know, PAYING HIS WORKERS MORE is actually a good thing that would make people suddenly love him and Amazon more. What American that actually owns property and has to pay the government each an every year for the privilege of owning something they already own will go and say "Fuck yeah that guy is doing so much civic duty oooooooooooo I'm gonna salooooooooooot"? No one, save for the most indoctrinated kool-aid drinkers. Couple that with finding out things like the latest, trillion dollar spending bill is spending 40 million dollars on education in literal Bumfuk Egypt, people will start to question what is the point. I cannot even imagine a productive member of society, on either side of the aisle, who would willfully overpay, not pay forward just overpay, their taxes.

LMAO I forgot the "aspirational" part. You mongoloid. Who the hell would look up at that super rich asshole making a show of his wealth by overpaying his taxes and go "I'm going to support that business"?Who?

 

[DaBigBopper]

I really do want Null to do a MATI episode on Bob. He's voiced his disgust for Bob before, but Bob is just the ultimate form of a loser. I don't view him as left-wing or right-wing, he's a slug who slides expresses vitriol wherever possible whenever he can. He's impotent rage personified, I wouldn't call him a cuck because he can't even attract a woman for that possibility. He has no skills, he has no actual views of his own besides the regurgitating whatever Colbert said 5 years ago with his rage warping it into bizarre oppression narrative that he's been stewing in since highschool.

LMAO I forgot the "aspirational" part. You mongoloid. Who the hell would look up at that super rich asshole making a show of his wealth by overpaying his taxes and go "I'm going to support that business"?Who?

It reminds me of the parable of the two rich men and the old widow. A rich guy making a show of donating what is effectively pennies to him versus a woman literally donating pennies that are likely her lifesblood. Of course the rich man is doing more, but relative to the rich man it's no skin off his bones. However, it matters most of all if the charity is worthwhile. Giving the US gov't money to keep the tax-dependency cycle is not worthwhile. Charity in general, unless direct or local, is largely a scam.
I'm very much a cynic in regards to charity, Habitat for Humanity and Amnesty International along with others. Big acts of charity by some rich fag mean nothing to me. I assume it's a tax write-off. Generally giving 8 figures to some overseas charity is always money laundering, foreign aid packages are as well unless it's something concrete or something like gardening and husbandry classes in Africa.

Even if they don't, roaring inflation is eating away the real income he gets.

Bob will likely have to tighten his belt and only get a small portion of McDonalds 7 times a week instead of 12 because of the Mayoghouls and Trumptards not wanting to go to war with a nuclear power. When the MovieBob Dynasty takes power he will remember...

 

[Koby_Fish]

Send the Bad People packing!
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You see this time Bobby chooses to roll with the punch, because of his critic's skin color.

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Bobby doesn't understand Economic Anxiety, because his memory of the 1990s is monopolized by the Console Wars.
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Speaking of commies and fascists, the Breadtube Glowie drama continues to rot like Nick Parrott's stink ditch. Now they are openly denouncing dissidents like Peter Coffin as fascists.
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Biden gives us a "booming economy":
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Glenn Greenwald tells us common sense knowledge again: liberal journos are scum.
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Covid.
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G. I. Jada and her conspecifics are so oppressed that no amount of money can alleviate their subjugation.
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No one ever said conservative, religious parents never groom their children for the purpose of sexual molestations, but do they do so under the auspices of teachers and governments?

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I hope any parent will have enough sense to take their children far, far away from this thing.

Remember, whenever your parents say No to you, they are not treating you as people.
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Fake Chink in Canada:
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Bribery at The Oscars (article)
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Ezra Miller / Zack Synder:
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too bad for XIRAN that there are no more Canadian Pennies. It was deleted as a currency in 2012 and is no longer made due to being way more expensive to make than it is worth. Technically they can still be used, I guess? But the Government rounded up most of them and removed them from circulation. So there's not enough pennies to pay in taxes unless there's a serious penny-hoarder out there from 10 years ago.

Too bad Bob didn't answer the guy that said "STFU about republicans, what are YOU doing about it?" Because I'm sure the answer would involve Minecraft, Exodus, or The Most Dangerous Game.

 

[Imposteroak]

I was going to say a prime example of the "incurious." He has no curiosity or questions about the world. The man literally thinks having Wikipedia at his fingertips has made him a demigod.

This is something I've noticed a lot recently. Sorta goes with him being an incredibly unambitious person even for his age. He approaches all new ideas by just throwing them into the good or evil box. (aka: smart, dumb aka: thinkers, believers)
Then the rest of his time is spent justifying this retarded thought process without any regard for consistency of any kind. It's kinda frustrating to see so much effort into being as dense and disingenuous as bob ends up being.

 

[JayHarrison]

The sheer gall Bob displays when mocking someone for not letting go of something he said 10 years ago when his whole raison d'etre is to get back at the jocks who called him gay for liking Mario in high school over 25 years ago is breathtaking. If he were any more lacking in self-awareness, he'd refer to himself in 2nd person.

Given Moviebob's general lack of intellectual acuity, I'm surprised he doesn't speak in a manner such as "Me want stuff but no want help out; me steal stuff while they no look."

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Send the Bad People packing!
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You see this time Bobby chooses to roll with the punch, because of his critic's skin color.

A-ha! So that’s why Moviebob can't cut to the chase! He's pads his material with hundred of words' worth of blithering idiocy!

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For the Movibob screed contained within the next two images, I present some appropriate mood music:

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Bobby doesn't understand Economic Anxiety, because his memory of the 1990s is monopolized by the Console Wars.
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Yes, millions of Americans are starving right fucking now. The only question is, how come Moviebob hasn't demonstrated any desire to purchase and provide food for them?

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Biden gives us a "booming economy":
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The only time boom and Biden economy deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence is in the context of "the Biden economy fall down, go boom, can't get up".

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Glenn Greenwald tells us common sense knowledge again: liberal journos are scum.
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Quit salivating over Biden's boots, Bob.

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Covid.
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Based on Bob's bizarre logic here, you could replace eggs with aspirin, and the context would be no different.

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Remember, whenever your parents say No to you, they are not treating you as people.
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Since Eugenicsbob firmly believes that babies developing in the womb don't qualify as people (among other humans, but that's beside the point), then that means Bob is also a believer in parents' rights.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I really do want Null to do a MATI episode on Bob. He's voiced his disgust for Bob before, but Bob is just the ultimate form of a loser. I don't view him as left-wing or right-wing, he's a slug who slides expresses vitriol wherever possible whenever he can. He's impotent rage personified, I wouldn't call him a cuck because he can't even attract a woman for that possibility. He has no skills, he has no actual views of his own besides the regurgitating whatever Colbert said 5 years ago with his rage warping it into bizarre oppression narrative that he's been stewing in since highschool.

Null will never do a person stream on Bob for the same reason that Jim allegedly will never do one on him. Bob is utterly beneath contempt. He is reprehensible, he is gross, he is dumb, and he is completely uninteresting to anyone but us. The most interesting thing to happen to him, to non Bobologists, is when Lindsay publicly spanked him and we got maybe 3 new people from that. Bob is pure, distilled twitter, constantly regurgitating the same exact, selfish things over and over again. He never learns and he never progresses. There's people who've talked about how they walked away from the Church of Bob because he's been doing the same thing since 2010, angerly posting on twitter and getting fired. Even if he trooned out or got him some lady dick, he'd be a drop in the bucket with the hundreds of threads we have on other troons on top of the thousands that we've documented through out the site.

For Bob to be of any note he'd have to create a manifesto that would be the inverse of Industrial Society and It's Future and plow down pedestrians in Ohio while preaching his thinker/believer ethos. That will never happen because Bob cannot write for shit nor will he leave his mom's house let alone Boston.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

No one ever said conservative, religious parents never groom their children for the purpose of sexual molestations, but do they do so under the auspices of teachers and governments?

I hope any parent will have enough sense to take their children far, far away from this thing.

The last person Rani tried to help poured a gallon of gasoline over their head and set themselves on fire.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Given Moviebob's general lack of intellectual acuity, I'm surprised he doesn't speak in a manner such as "Me want stuff but no want help out; me steal stuff while they no look."

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A-ha! So that’s why Moviebob can't cut to the chase! He's pads his material with hundred of words' worth of blithering idiocy!

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For the Movibob screed contained within the next two images, I present some appropriate mood music:

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Yes, millions of Americans are starving right fucking now. The only question is, how come Moviebob hasn't demonstrated any desire to purchase and provide food for them?

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The only time boom and Biden economy deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence is in the context of "the Biden economy fall down, go boom, can't get up".

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Quit salivating over Biden's boots, Bob.

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Based on Bob's bizarre logic here, you could replace eggs with aspirin, and the context would be no different.

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Since Eugenicsbob firmly believes that babies developing in the womb don't qualify as people (among other humans, but that's beside the point), then that means Bob is also a believer in parents' rights.

Bob thinks the only starving Americans are the MAGAnaise Ghouls out in the hinterland of the Middle of Nowhere, in Mostly Empty County, of Sisterbang, AL. After all, the PoCs who are poor get Snap/EBT! Appalacian MAGAnaise meth farmers are too stoopid/proud to get food stamps, so they deserve to suffer, friendo!

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Sonic bile. Bobby is still mad that the creative elites had to bow down to the proles.
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Bobby brought up the Garfield movies as examples of "bad" crowd-pleasers. So why didn't he rage as much about Garfield? Searching his tweets for "Garfield" and you'll see see big chunks of Andrew Garfield, but I estimate the number of comments on Garfield the Cat, the film and the comic total in lower single digits.

One thing leads to another, and Sonic naturally brings us to Synder's Cut.
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I like how Bob tries to act like he's totally not mad over the Sonic movie yet if he were not someone who'd care, maybe he would've just not even bothered with it or screamed about it in 4 different videos.

But I do find it funny he compares it to the Transformers movies just as a dunk and then insults Sonic fans and the series it's based on while then claiming he has "no stake" yet he clearly put one in.

 

[The Valeyard]

I like how Bob tries to act like he's totally not mad over the Sonic movie yet if he were not someone who'd care, maybe he would've just not even bothered with it or screamed about it in 4 different videos.

He’ll complain that he has to see it because it’s his job, but he’s his own boss and can choose not to review it.

 

[make_it_so]

Dear God, did he actually get a solid night of sleep instead of just tweeting in between naps?

Or, more likely, he lost power for a few hours and his phone wasn't charged.

The image of Bobby frantically pacing back and forth trying to get his phone charged while muttering "This is bad, I can't stay offline, there are Trumper mayoghouls on there right now WHO ARE WRONG!" makes me smile.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

He’ll complain that he has to see it because it’s his job, but he’s his own boss and can choose not to review it.

Yeah like he's paying for a ticket to see the movie