Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[A Very Big Fish]

Null will never do a person stream on Bob for the same reason that Jim allegedly will never do one on him. Bob is utterly beneath contempt. He is reprehensible, he is gross, he is dumb, and he is completely uninteresting to anyone but us. The most interesting thing to happen to him, to non Bobologists, is when Lindsay publicly spanked him and we got maybe 3 new people from that. Bob is pure, distilled twitter, constantly regurgitating the same exact, selfish things over and over again. He never learns and he never progresses. There's people who've talked about how they walked away from the Church of Bob because he's been doing the same thing since 2010, angerly posting on twitter and getting fired. Even if he trooned out or got him some lady dick, he'd be a drop in the bucket with the hundreds of threads we have on other troons on top of the thousands that we've documented through out the site.

For Bob to be of any note he'd have to create a manifesto that would be the inverse of Industrial Society and It's Future and plow down pedestrians in Ohio while preaching his thinker/believer ethos. That will never happen because Bob cannot write for shit nor will he leave his mom's house let alone Boston.

How can you do a person stream on Bob, when Bob is clearly not a person?

 

[Positron]

His Master's Thesis.

How the mighty has fallen!

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Speaking of commies and fascists, the Breadtube Glowie drama continues to rot like Nick Parrott's stink ditch. Now they are openly denouncing dissidents like Peter Coffin as fascists.
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Kinda rich to attack Peter Coffin for "hiding behind a block" from you when you block anyone who criticizes or mocks you and beg your followers to report them. Also this is like the second time this week you've posted about something he's tweeted even though he's blocked you, obsessed much, Bob?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Kinda rich to attack Peter Coffin for "hiding behind a block" from you when you block anyone who criticizes or mocks you and beg your followers to report them. Also this is like the second time this week you've posted about something he's tweeted even though he's blocked you, obsessed much, Bob?

If he could understand his own hypocrisy, he wouldn't be Bob Chipman.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

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His Master's Thesis.

How the mighty has fallen!
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I wouldn't be suprised if Chris eventually gets busted for cheating on his wife with the Salem Horror tranny.

 

[Chuck McGill]

I was going to say a prime example of the "incurious." He has no curiosity or questions about the world. The man literally thinks having Wikipedia at his fingertips has made him a demigod.

Thus we get never-ending tweets like this...
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Guess what, Bob: THAT WAS ALREADY DONE IN A HALO MEDIA.

https://sfdebris.com/videos/films/halo4.php

I'm not even a halo fan. I've played at most 5 min at a friend's house. Even I knew this very thing had already been done. So maybe (just maybe!) fans were wanting something different? Nah, he doesn't care.



Hey all lifeforms are equally inferior to robots.

This fucker's video fame opinions are stuck in the mid-2000s when Halo was the big frat bro game. Hey Bobby, the first Halo was actually pretty groundbreaking as far as cinematic storytelling in FPS games goes. Half-Life was just about the only thing that came close at the time, most of the FPS market was still in the Quake/Doom phase of explaining fuck-all, turning you loose with a shotgun and trusting you can figure out the rest. The recent games are a bit of a mess but there's plenty of shit people remember from the first few games. Fuck, he claims to be such an intellectual, how about that time Halo Reach ended with you marooned with hordes of aliens bearing down on you, and all you can do is momentarily forestall dying alone and unremembered as the horde tramples over your forgotten corpse? That sequence stuck out in my brain more than 1000 genderqueer walking simulators or 'deep and edgy' 16-bit games that might as well flash 'FEEL SAD' on the screen.

And all this from the man whose franchise of choice is literally 'BING BING WAHOO YIPPEE'.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Bob's so completely out of touch that he's lecturing people about how nobody cares about Halo except to unlock multiplayer stuff when people care about the Halo lore so much that they buy novels about it. And Microsoft bothered to remaster the campaigns of the entire series.

 

[Cantercoin]

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even his middle name is associated with food lol. Im starting to think that the Chipman clan were destined to be fatasses

 

[Adamska]

Bob's so completely out of touch that he's lecturing people about how nobody cares about Halo except to unlock multiplayer stuff when people care about the Halo lore so much that they buy novels about it.

It's because 20 years ago, after he had a psychotic break over Yoshi's Island 2, he quit gaming unless forced into playing by his brother. He occasionally played Halo's multiplayer a few times, but he much more often preferred it when Chris and his friends played Smash or Mario Party. His manifesto Brick By Brick goes into this a decent bit, as well as has him openly admit he fakes his cred by just watching other people talk about or experience things.

He thinks he knows it all because sometimes he'd accede to Chris and his friends' requests to play a game NOT designed for babies, and he's never touched or looked at the single player of Combat Evolved or 2. Hell, he wouldn't even know the difference. It's similar to how he decided that just staring with dim understanding of anything his brother or sister played allowed him to be able to babble out his retarded and horrible takes on online forums until he waddled away sobbing because some kids called him a retarded baby for trying to push the Wii and tarding on about how it best because CONSOOM.

 

[Toxinophile]

Spoiler: Video Archive (720p)

TL;DW: The first half is all about Bob bitching about the DCEU, sorta focused on how Zack Snyder won "Fan Favorite" in a twitter poll hosted by the Oscars. The second half is Bob bitching about the current CEO of Disney trying to pussyfoot around the current LGBT stink caused by the newer Disney movies, Disney shows, and Florida's "Don't Say Gay" Bill. The main reasoning why is that Disney had donated money to senators that supported previously said Bill.

Surprising Mr. Chipman had very little to say in regards to Will Smith slapping Chris Rock, almost contrarily so.

 

[Harambe]

This fucker's video fame opinions are stuck in the mid-2000s when Halo was the big frat bro game. Hey Bobby, the first Halo was actually pretty groundbreaking as far as cinematic storytelling in FPS games goes. Half-Life was just about the only thing that came close at the time, most of the FPS market was still in the Quake/Doom phase of explaining fuck-all, turning you loose with a shotgun and trusting you can figure out the rest. The recent games are a bit of a mess but there's plenty of shit people remember from the first few games. Fuck, he claims to be such an intellectual, how about that time Halo Reach ended with you marooned with hordes of aliens bearing down on you, and all you can do is momentarily forestall dying alone and unremembered as the horde tramples over your forgotten corpse? That sequence stuck out in my brain more than 1000 genderqueer walking simulators or 'deep and edgy' 16-bit games that might as well flash 'FEEL SAD' on the screen.

And all this from the man whose franchise of choice is literally 'BING BING WAHOO YIPPEE'.

You know, if you put on Halo, it's about (in absolute terms) as sophisticated as Zelda. Almost all game stories are built around the design, moving the player from scene A to scene B and so on. Halo's writing is as good as a tentpole blockbuster, which is his psychological pin par excellence, a machine that asks for trance engagement and programmed (literally in the case of video games) responses.

I think he imagines himself on this 'high road' of thinking: Nintendo games are about design, game-as-game experiences, and the other guys are about spectacle, cinematic experiences, and some false ideal of maturity. To an extent, that's true, but missing out on the fact that Halo revitalized and carried then-and-current most popular genre of games on its back for a decade, the same way Mario did? Not respecting it? Bungie is an inspirational story of people who were good at their jobs, made what they liked, and it completely changed gaming and a corporate behemoth like Microsoft.

Halo like a lot of Nintendo's 'party' games, at its core was about having fun with your friends. It was designed around being more accessible than its competitors and more fun to play repeatedly, even with a limited number of maps and player-player encounter types. Its declining popularity is in part because couch co-op has been neglected as a vital experience, LAN parties aren't in vogue with their influencer demographics, and now Halo is in last place, chasing the intermediated, subscription-type multiplayer model dominated by its competitors, who got there first and made their identities on it.

Bob can't think, won't think, and has fuckin eggs for brains and corn syrup for blood

 

[DaBigBopper]

Null will never do a person stream on Bob for the same reason that Jim allegedly will never do one on him. Bob is utterly beneath contempt. He is reprehensible, he is gross, he is dumb, and he is completely uninteresting to anyone but us. The most interesting thing to happen to him, to non Bobologists, is when Lindsay publicly spanked him and we got maybe 3 new people from that. Bob is pure, distilled twitter, constantly regurgitating the same exact, selfish things over and over again. He never learns and he never progresses. There's people who've talked about how they walked away from the Church of Bob because he's been doing the same thing since 2010, angerly posting on twitter and getting fired. Even if he trooned out or got him some lady dick, he'd be a drop in the bucket with the hundreds of threads we have on other troons on top of the thousands that we've documented through out the site.

For Bob to be of any note he'd have to create a manifesto that would be the inverse of Industrial Society and It's Future and plow down pedestrians in Ohio while preaching his thinker/believer ethos. That will never happen because Bob cannot write for shit nor will he leave his mom's house let alone Boston.

I think it's absurd how people who have a mustard seed of talent and work ethic get passed by only for Bob to somehow get a job. His video editing skills are the level of a highschooler who remembered he had a project due the night before, it's such a shitty slide show. I don't think Bob's worth a full stream, but if Josh goes off on Jim Sterling then he might as well bring up how Bob is proof that Sterling can reproduce by mitosis.

Bob isn't really eventful besides being an annoying sperg who's vaguely on the radar of Glen Greenwald as some annoying faggot. Bob really only would fit in the stream to say that a lolcow might be bad, but they aren't MovieBob. Never become MovieBob, if you ever think that you might be Bob please try to rectify that by being a better person or killing yourself to spare those around you.
Honestly besides Bob having hourly spergouts on twitter what is the highlights of Bob? Cringey videos as the GameOverthinker then the Escapist where he would blatantly lie about things then Gamergate then Lindsey Ellis making fun of him? Him dressing up in shitty cosplay is always good as is his book.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

I think it's absurd how people who have a mustard seed or talent and work ethic get passed by only for Bob to somehow get a job. His video editing skills are the level of a highschooler who remembered he had a project due the night before, it's such a shitty slide show. I don't think Bob's worth a full stream, but if Josh goes off on Jim Sterling then he might as well bring up how Bob is proof that Sterling can reproduce by mitosis.

Bob isn't really eventful besides being an annoying sperg who's vaguely on the radar of Glen Greenwald as some annoying faggot. Bob really only would fit in the stream to say that a lolcow might be bad, but they aren't MovieBob. Never become MovieBob, if you ever think that you might be Bob please try to rectify that by being a better person or killing yourself to spare those around you.
Honestly besides Bob having hourly spergouts on twitter what is the highlights of Bob? Cringey videos as the GameOverthinker then the Escapist where he would blatantly lie about things then Gamergate then Lindsey Ellis making fun of him? Him dressing up in shitty cosplay is always good as is his book.

Bob was just at the right place at the right time. The internet wasn't as popular as it is today back in the early 2000's, there were less people doing the sort of content he did, making it easier for a content creator that is at best passable when not on insane rants to make a name for himself. If Bob launched his career today, he would be one of those zero views YouTubers that nobody cares about. When you think about it, he is really like Fat Jack, both are obese, decadent content creators clinging to glories past born from luck, with narcissistic ego monoliths and the impossibility of ever climbing back to where they fell from. Poetic, really!

 

[Positron]

I thought the only puppet leaders CIA installed were Jackson Pollock and Mark Rothko?

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"'The trans thing' didn't exist four years ago..." Tucker Carlson is speaking of the impression of the average, non-always-online American, because Trump was a strong leader who did not operate by fomenting division. But of course some boneheads took him literally.


God did not create millions of genders; Sin deludes human into thinking they can be millions of genders.








So who is going to slap him for his "jokes"?


Unless the antivaxer happened to be Meatloaf hmm?

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Toxinophile has posted the latest Big Picture video, here are the comments:

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Anything that makes Bobby angry is worth doing. (Variety article.)

 

[DaBigBopper]

Bob was just at the right place at the right time. The internet wasn't as popular as it is today back in the early 2000's, there were less people doing the sort of content he did, making it easier for a content creator that is at best passable when not on insane rants to make a name for himself. If Bob launched his career today, he would be one of those zero views YouTubers that nobody cares about. When you think about it, he is really like Fat Jack, both are obese, decadent content creators clinging to glories past born from luck, with narcissistic ego monoliths and the impossibility of ever climbing back to where they fell from. Poetic, really!

The Escapist as a whole was a lot of weirdos. How both Bob and Jim made low effort, low mic quality content for them always astounds me. Or how both (?I know Jim got a better mic, but Bob's fat muffles his voice) had shitty fucking mics until the late 2010's. You'd think the Escapist would send them a better mic or at least do a workshop about sound/ video editing, but they both were pure fucking shit. I'm surprised Bob's former coworkers haven't called him out for being a jackass or disavowed him, considering Bob seems to be such a faggot to be associated with. I don't know why Lindsey Ellis bent the knee.

 

[The tired cat]

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Anyone wanna tell Bob or this guy that the so-called gas reserves are made out of Shale Gas, which is considered very toxic to the environment and is considered banned in the EU and even several American states stopped mining it

 

[Koby_Fish]

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His Master's Thesis.

How the mighty has fallen!
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I clicked on his thesis.
THE FUCK KIND OF MIDDLE NAME IS 'COOK'?! LAST NAMES DO NOT BE MIDDLE NAMES! (yes I understand it's his maternal grandfather's last name, but still. Why not make his middle name "Norman" - the grandpa's FIRST name - instead?!)

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TL;DW: The first half is all about Bob bitching about the DCEU, sorta focused on how Zack Snyder won "Fan Favorite" in a twitter poll hosted by the Oscars. The second half is Bob bitching about the current CEO of Disney trying to pussyfoot around the current LGBT stink caused by the newer Disney movies, Disney shows, and Florida's "Don't Say Gay" Bill. The main reasoning why is that Disney had donated money to senators that supported previously said Bill.

Surprising Mr. Chipman had very little to say in regards to Will Smith slapping Chris Rock, almost contrarily so.

"Conservatives are liars who ONLY want to hurt people"
CITATION FUCKING NEEDED, Bob. How can you determine what they're supposedly lying about, and how can you PROVE it? I think you're confusing "Conservatives" with "Sociopaths" and yes I know bob, you think Conservatives are/have to be Sociopaths, but that's not how sociopathy works. That's not how conservatism works. Sociopathy (and Karenistic Narcissism) runs across political spectrums, Bob. There are left wingers who are Narcissistic Sociopaths, Bob. There are Thinkers who are Narcissistic Sociopaths. Are they secretly right-wingers? Is it "WANTING" to hurt people, or is it incidentally "hurting people" as in hurting the delicate fee-fees of an oversensitive snowflake who's only hurt vicariously and not hurting the person that Bob imagines was targeted? How does preventing K-3 children from being exposed to age-inappropriate content "HURT PEOPLE", BOB? Can't they wait til grade 5 like the rest of us?

 

[Arthur Morgan]

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I have to wonder how much Bob secretly resents Chris. His little brother has a real career, a family, and owns his home. Meanwhile Bob is an incel circling the drain who had to move back in with his mother.

The Escapist as a whole was a lot of weirdos. How both Bob and Jim made low effort, low mic quality content for them always astounds me. Or how both (?I know Jim got a better mic, but Bob's fat muffles his voice) had shitty fucking mics until the late 2010's. You'd think the Escapist would send them a better mic or at least do a workshop about sound/ video editing, but they both were pure fucking shit. I'm surprised Bob's former coworkers haven't called him out for being a jackass or disavowed him, considering Bob seems to be such a faggot to be associated with. I don't know why Lindsey Ellis bent the knee.

Around that time, everyone and their mothers had a gaming website, so they would grab anyone they could in order to get some content on there. And while they weren't great, they were entertaining enough to keep viewers coming back, especially Jim.

Also, Russ Pitts hired Bob because apparently they knew each other in real life.

 

[A Pale Shadow]

Also, Russ Pitts hired Bob because apparently they knew each other in real life.

This is some Bob lore I was unaware of. Not to be that peer review Nazi screaming SOURCE...but do we know where that was revealed?

 

[JayHarrison]

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I thought the only puppet leaders CIA installed were Jackson Pollock and Mark Rothko?

Completely invalid. There's no inclusion of Barack Obama, who was "more flexible toward Putin" after Barry won his 2012 re-election.

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Ah, the scent of bullshit is strong with this one! There's literally no fucking way these words came from Fuckwit in Chief Joe Biden!

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"'The trans thing' didn't exist four years ago..." Tucker Carlson is speaking of the impression of the average, non-always-online American, because Trump was a strong leader who did not operate by fomenting division. But of course some boneheads took him literally.

Calling Moviebob a bonehead is an insult to skeletons.

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God did not create millions of genders; Sin deludes human into thinking they can be millions of genders.

That, and the Almighty gave people the ability to choose between being Lawful Good and being Chaotic Evil. Moviebob belongs squarely in the latter.

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The why did Putin invade Ukraine while FiC Biden in office?

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Lets we not forget that had the media done its job and not shuffled the Hunter Biden laptop story under the rug, Joe Biden would never have been "elected" and America would be in much better shape today.

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So who is going to slap him for his "jokes"?

I generally try to refrain from physically violent behavior. But against Moviebob? Well... [cracks knuckles]

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Unless the antivaxer happened to be Meatloaf hmm?

Kindly reminder that vaccine skeptic Joe Rogan has saved more people's lives from COVID-19 in 2021 than Moviebob has during the two-year entirety of the Coof pandemic.

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Under a Moviebobocracy, there is no such thing as "just" rulership. Under a Moviebobocracy, there is nothing but despotic, Hitlerian tyranny.

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Anything that makes Bobby angry is worth doing. (Variety article.)

Yes. Because Moviebob is a thoroughly evil entity, and Moviebob deserves every single bit of personal discomfort possible.