Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[make_it_so]

I clicked on his thesis.
THE FUCK KIND OF MIDDLE NAME IS 'COOK'?! LAST NAMES DO NOT BE MIDDLE NAMES! (yes I understand it's his maternal grandfather's last name, but still. Why not make his middle name "Norman" - the grandpa's FIRST name - instead?!)

"Conservatives are liars who ONLY want to hurt people"
CITATION FUCKING NEEDED, Bob. How can you determine what they're supposedly lying about, and how can you PROVE it? I think you're confusing "Conservatives" with "Sociopaths" and yes I know bob, you think Conservatives are/have to be Sociopaths, but that's not how sociopathy works. That's not how conservatism works. Sociopathy (and Karenistic Narcissism) runs across political spectrums, Bob. There are left wingers who are Narcissistic Sociopaths, Bob. There are Thinkers who are Narcissistic Sociopaths. Are they secretly right-wingers? Is it "WANTING" to hurt people, or is it incidentally "hurting people" as in hurting the delicate fee-fees of an oversensitive snowflake who's only hurt vicariously and not hurting the person that Bob imagines was targeted? How does preventing K-3 children from being exposed to age-inappropriate content "HURT PEOPLE", BOB? Can't they wait til grade 5 like the rest of us?

If Bob wanted to see a perfect example of a sociopath, all he would need to do is look in a mirror.

 

[DaBigBopper]

The Escapist was neither obsessed with high quality nor flush with enough cash to do that, I fear.

Here's a question: Who counts as a former coworker of Bob's? Yahtzee had two "crossovers" with the LoadingReadyRun guys, and a regular series (more than one?) with Jim Sterling for which MiracleOfSound did the music.

Bob's stuff on the Escapist was done mostly in a vacuum. I'm definitely no expert so I might just be forgetting, but I can't recall a single thing he did with someone. Hell, when he had a con panel didn't he bring his brother? Couldn't get one of the Escapist editors like Russ Pitts (the only person who seemed to like him, as Bob's second run lived and died with Russ) or Russ's wife or even one of the lower-level game reviewers to join him and talk about the reviewing process for games vs. movies? He didn't have a connection with the There Will Be Brawl guys or one of the porno-adjacent types from I Hit It With My Axe enough to ask them to sit next to him for an hour?

I mean better quality mics wouldn't cost much. Even if they're on a shoestring budget, that's maybe a couple hundred if they go for something that isn't Bob's tinny bumblebee mic. I remember a few YouTuber's back in the day talked about the shitty contracts they made with some of the networks, Demolition D+ (the only good anime Youtuber and he actually is slight related to this thread), but Bob got flown to conventions.

Bob was an actual employee, they could of written that off on taxes as a business expense.

Did Bob attempt a podcast? I know his brother has a shitty one where he gets drunk with his wife while neglecting their kids. For all Bob talks about people stuck in the past he never really adapted to a new format. His current BS is failing to grow his business and he told the Dog Fucker that he doesn't need exposure because Bob has some perverted sense of pride.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Did Bob attempt a podcast? I know his brother has a shitty one where he gets drunk with his wife while neglecting their kids. For all Bob talks about people stuck in the past he never really adapted to a new format. His current BS is failing to grow his business and he told the Dog Fucker that he doesn't need exposure because Bob has some perverted sense of pride.

Bob did a few things with the Escapist, one where I know he watched a guy play Super Smash Bros Brawl (I think it was Brawl) and the colab show he did with Jack Packard and some other guy. Outside of those I'm not aware of a single podcast that he's done that hasn't involved the lesser brother.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Jared Leto's fandom is a "cult".
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Bob's initial reaction to seeing someone interacting with other people who like their work is one of fear and mistrust. Maybe if he wasn't so bitter, lazy, and insular he could be the one interacting with his adoring public.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

This is some Bob lore I was unaware of. Not to be that peer review Nazi screaming SOURCE...but do we know where that was revealed?

In his book, he said Pitts was a friend of the family.

tfw a guy with a voice changer surpasses you in your own profession
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To be fair, Bob's been surpassed by nearly everyone in his profession.

Bob did a few things with the Escapist, one where I know he watched a guy play Super Smash Bros Brawl (I think it was Brawl) and the colab show he did with Jack Packard and some other guy. Outside of those I'm not aware of a single podcast that he's done that hasn't involved the lesser brother.

I remember there being some podcasts talking about the Marvel shows that were out at the time (Agents of SHIELD and Agent Carter) before he got fired the first time. Kind of like how Escapist is now doing streams about shows on Disney Plus like the Marvel stuff or Star Wars.

I don't know if he was actually involved in those though.

 

[Positron]

Did DeSantis say Disney should not be allowed to exist?

Maybe he just did! (CNN article).

What DeSantis should do next would be to high-profile arrest a bunch of Disney pedos.

Fox News is concerned about Disney's stance on grooming. Wokesters think this is insane.


More evidence that the sexual degenerates that oppose Florida's Anti-Grooming bill detest normal people's families.

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Bobby remembers how he was bullied, but of course he forgets how he bullied other people.

I agree with the OP. Ordinary people are not "banally evil" but are doing what they need to do in a situation, lest the rights and lives be violated.


Because Bobby has never even heard of Arendt.

"Bullied nerds"?

I'm absolutely certain anyone who ever called Bobby fat at school has contributed much, much more to humanity than Bobby has.

A long heart-to-heart between Bobby and rando tankie.






Only Bobby has the right to crack "jokes" on Twitter.





I don't know you can walk the Earth without ever touching grass.

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Many of Bobby's dearest "colleagues" are tainted.

Jimmy Dore's video, 26 minutes.

Amazon workers unionize to rebel against mechanization. Bobby paradoxically cheers them on, all for the sake of his Congresswaifu.





Multiverse cosmologies are metaphysical; only Roger Penrose's "Conformal Cyclic Cosmology" pays lip service to empirical conformation. I won't comment on the possible political implications of Multiverse hypotheses.

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Will Smith has to resign but Trump didn't!!!!!!! IT'S SO UNFAIR!!!!!




Just as Bill Nye saved the world through his "sex junk", Disney saved the world by telling girls they can let her classmate pay to see her "panda":


Disney has found a new angle to promote their garbage (MCU Direct article)

 

[A Pale Shadow]

Bob's stuff on the Escapist was done mostly in a vacuum. I'm definitely no expert so I might just be forgetting, but I can't recall a single thing he did with someone. Hell, when he had a con panel didn't he bring his brother? Couldn't get one of the Escapist editors like Russ Pitts (the only person who seemed to like him, as Bob's second run lived and died with Russ) or Russ's wife or even one of the lower-level game reviewers to join him and talk about the reviewing process for games vs. movies? He didn't have a connection with the There Will Be Brawl guys or one of the porno-adjacent types from I Hit It With My Axe enough to ask them to sit next to him for an hour?

Bob briefly did a collaborative blog with Yahtzee and Jim Sterling. Unless the Escapist held onto it it's probably lost media, but I remember it. He also wrote an episode of Extra Credits early in their run.

 

[Koby_Fish]

AOC, the photo-ops Congresswoman.
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The Ice-Cream Ghoul always gets insider tips.
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Biden wants people to give more business to dudebro Elon Musk.
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Liberals continue to deny they intend to groom your children, and teach them to hate themselves if they are white.
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*Baa* Black Lives Matter *Baaa* Transwomen are women *Baaa* You are so brave you belong and I have your back.

Luke talks about Ukraine:
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Some jewfro complains that The Oscars don't nominate the likes of Transformers and Fast and Furious. Bob "my pabulum is tastier than yours" Chipman takes the chance to plug his favs.
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Bobby blames the Boomers for impeding the recognition of progressive cinematic arts (like MCU and Disney Cartoons)
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Jared Leto's fandom is a "cult".
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I'm not so sure; Lesser Brother has a big collection of Less Than Jake T-shirts after all.

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imma go out on a limb here and speculate that while the amazon warehouse might not be in AOC's district, maybe, just maybe, SOME OF THE WORKERS ARE? Just sayin'.

Welp. Guess Justice finally caught up with Bobby.
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Has to be an April Fools Joke but if that's a real account why would he mention (fake) fiancee Lindsay? Only a would throw that in (as in Lindsay Ellis LOL). Either that or Bob has cried on Chippa's shoulder about how Lindsay Ellis wouldn't touch his pee-pee after telling him he was totally going to marry her one day more than once. (If that's ACTUALLY Chris Chipman's real twitter account, there's a whole rabbit hole there just gaping wide open about what him and Bob have talked about re: Hotdog Abortion).

If Bob wanted to see a perfect example of a sociopath, all he would need to do is look in a mirror.

Projection at its finest. No wonder Bob is into movies. He's a literal projector. Projector-kin.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I know this particular incident is old, but apparently someone did a compilation video of when EFAP turned MovieBob into Diabeto the other day.

 

[make_it_so]

"Bullied nerds"?

I'm absolutely certain anyone who ever called Bobby fat at school has contributed much, much more to humanity than Bobby has.

"Stupid and evil are synonyms."

Well, Bob himself is a pretty strong argument for this being the case...

 

[Wormy]

So what DOES happen under DeSantis's law if a teacher mentions someone's gay parents?

 

[A Pale Shadow]

So what DOES happen under DeSantis's law if a teacher mentions someone's gay parents?

Nothing. It just says you can't teach sexed to kindergartners.

 

[Wormy]

Nothing. I just says you can't teach sexed to kindergartners.

Okay, fine, but what qualifies as "teach sex"? This is something that, no joke, really does need specifics or it's going to risk invoking legal wrath pretty quick.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Speaking of Diabeto and the Efappers, I remember when they covered his Joker vid, Bob mentioned that he thought Joker was stupid because it has no theme (not sure how impaired you have to be to believe that), but also that it shamelessly apes Taxi Driver and King of Comedy.

I've recently been on a kick of trying to watch as many movies that are considered great as I can (any suggestions are appreciated), and I just caught Taxi Driver a week or two ago (haven't seen King of Comedy). They are very similar movies, and I can understand if someone just felt that Joker was derivative and didn't care for it.

But the fact that it's Moviebob, who is endlessly consooming the factory produced, assembly line slop that the MCU keeps pushing out is so hypocritical that it blows my fucking mind.

 

[JayHarrison]

Fucking hate the internet on April 1st.

You and me both.

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Did DeSantis say Disney should not be allowed to exist?

Maybe he just did! (CNN article).
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What DeSantis should do next would be to high-profile arrest a bunch of Disney pedos.

Fox News is concerned about Disney's stance on grooming. Wokesters think this is insane.
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More evidence that the sexual degenerates that oppose Florida's Anti-Grooming bill detest normal people's families.
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Moviebob hates all other people's families.

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Bobby remembers how he was bullied, but of course he forgets how he bullied other people.
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I agree with the OP. Ordinary people are not "banally evil" but are doing what they need to do in a situation, lest the rights and lives be violated.

Moviebob is a Thinker™ who doesn't seem to realize that not only are people not inherently evil, but that Bob, himself, is a personification of every single thing he claims to despise.

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"Bullied nerds"?
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I'm absolutely certain anyone who ever called Bobby fat at school has contributed much, much more to humanity than Bobby has.

As am I. Additionally, those "Trumpsuckers" and "MAGA trash" provide more beneficial contributions to America (and, arguably, the world) within any 41 consecutive hours than Moviebob has ever contributed within 41 consecutive years.

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And here's today's Moviebob thread worthy of "Hosrt-Wessel-Lied":

A long heart-to-heart between Bobby and rando tankie.
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He's smarter than you, Bob.

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Why does Moviebob insist on denouncing his status as a native Dumbfuckistani?

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Only Bobby has the right to crack "jokes" on Twitter.
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Spoken defamation is slander; written defamation is libel. Being a Thinker™, Moviebob should already know that... especially since Bob's written many defamatory tweets that could be seen as blatantly libelous.

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I don't know you can walk the Earth without ever touching grass.

And yet, Moviebob doesn't see himself as one of the insane. That's how ignorance works.

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Many of Bobby's dearest "colleagues" are tainted.
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Jimmy Dore's video, 26 minutes.

Well, of course, Moviebob's dearest "colleagues" are tainted. Being one of Moviebob's cooleagues is all that's necessary to taint one's rep.

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Amazon workers unionize to rebel against mechanization. Bobby paradoxically cheers them on, all for the sake of his Congresswaifu.
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Moviebob: "Your boots taste wonderful today, Alexandria. As always."

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Will Smith has to resign but Trump didn't!!!!!!! IT'S SO UNFAIR!!!!!
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Speaking of overdue for punishment, why the ever-loving FUCK does frequent TOS violator Moviebob still have a Twitter account?

 

[Koby_Fish]

You and me both.

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Moviebob hates all other people's families.

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Moviebob is a Thinker™ who doesn't seem to realize that not only are people not inherently evil, but that Bob, himself, is a personification of every single thing he claims to despise.

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As am I. Additionally, those "Trumpsuckers" and "MAGA trash" provide more beneficial contributions to America (and, arguably, the world) within any 41 consecutive hours than Moviebob has ever contributed within 41 consecutive years.

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And here's today's Moviebob thread worthy of "Hosrt-Wessel-Lied":

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He's smarter than you, Bob.

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Why does Moviebob insist on denouncing his status as a native Dumbfuckistani?

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Spoken defamation is slander; written defamation is libel. Being a Thinker™, Moviebob should already know that... especially since Bob's written many defamatory tweets that could be seen as blatantly libelous.

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And yet, Moviebob doesn't see himself as one of the insane. That's how ignorance works.

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Well, of course, Moviebob's dearest "colleagues" are tainted. Being one of Moviebob's cooleagues is all that's necessary to taint one's rep.

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Moviebob: "Your boots taste wonderful today, Alexandria. As always."

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Speaking of overdue for punishment, why the ever-loving FUCK does frequent TOS violator Moviebob still have a Twitter account?

Oh, Moviebob, Moviebob, Moviebob. So close, and yet so FAR. Of course, having been raised Catholic, Bob absolutely knows that (according to Christianity), Humanity IS inherently "evil"/sinful. That's not to say that every Human is a full-on narc sociopath, or even most of them. But "evil" is the Krusty Doll default setting (nobody is 100% good, like, ever). But the thing about that is, every human could theoretically be redeemed. Bob has wholly rejected the concept of redemption, having clearly forgotten or dismissed "Judge not, lest Ye be Judged" as meaningless superstition, and probably also completely misunderstood the context of it, which is, "By the same measure you judge, YOU will be judged" and Bob should move the plank from his own eye before going to remove the speck from the MAGAnaise Ghoul's eye.

[ ] But if Bob didn't have double standards, he wouldn't have any at all. Stupid Bob doesn't need a jetpack. If he stuck to being a good Catholic boy, he would be able to fly posthumously (if the soul "flies" in any way)/post-resurrection. Even if he got his Ghost in the Shell Standalone Complex body, once Armageddon happens, bye-bye Robot Body, hello infinitely corruptible body of suffering through a torturiffic bastardization of Bing Bing Wahoo for all eternity if he doesn't stop fedora-tipping.[/ ]

 

[Positron]

imma go out on a limb here and speculate that while the amazon warehouse might not be in AOC's district, maybe, just maybe, SOME OF THE WORKERS ARE? Just sayin'.

Is the Metropolitan Museum of Arts within her district? If not what the fuck was she doing at The Met Gala?

 

[Koby_Fish]

Is the Metropolitan Museum of Arts within her district? If not what the fuck was she doing at The Met Gala?

she's done lots of shit that's not in her district, so she's a goddamn hypocrite is what she is.

 

[Local Degenerate]

Did DeSantis say Disney should not be allowed to exist?

Maybe he just did! (CNN article).

Can we talk for a minute about how much of a big dick, gigachad move that is on DeSantis' part? Love him or hate him, fucker is really about two steps away from telling Disney. *DISNEY* to pack up and get the fuck out of his state.

I know Disney has fallen pretty far, but most normies don't. That's still a major tourist draw. And DeSantis doesn't give one. As well he shouldn't, frankly, Disneyworld sucks ass, and always has. Universal and Busch Gardens are way better for anyone who likes rides, and Seaworld is better for pussies.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

"Bullied nerds"?

I'm absolutely certain anyone who ever called Bobby fat at school has contributed much, much more to humanity than Bobby has.

Knowing that his king is a wise and gracious king, Brian "Arkle" Webber lays down his life in defense of the Lord of Lynn.

https://twitter.com/G33kOfAllTrades/status/1510227761255759875

https://archive.ph/X0W76

Bob's joke are notoriously famous for going over people's heads so it's understandable why Arkle had to simplify to the point of consoomer that it was a joke by adding in a Guardians of the Galaxy reference. Bob clapped. Bob clapped when he saw it.

Okay, fine, but what qualifies as "teach sex"? This is something that, no joke, really does need specifics or it's going to risk invoking legal wrath pretty quick.

I believe the law says it needs to be direct instruction. Mentioning that someone has two dad and then saying that that's because they're gay is not the same as having curriculum teaching the kindergarteners how their penis is actually a vagina and/or how to masturbate. I think more important than that is that the teachers and school staff expressly prohibited from trooning out the parents' child behind closed doors. Granted, there's nothing stopping them from still trying but now there's actual legal recourse for the parents to take against these people.

I do get what you're saying about it being too broad and there might a real concern there on both sides. I personally don't think that it's an issue. I say that because if that was the case that would be an actual and logical argument against the law. Instead these retards have done nothing but scream how this is gonna hurt trans kids and no one can say the word gay anymore. They have to appeal to emotion because there is no logical defense against something that wants to prevent the school system from telling 8 year olds that they'd feel better if they just took these puberty blockers and snipped their dick.