Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

It's a testament to civilization as a whole that Bob can survive for over 40 years now and not have been beaten to death for any number of the obnoxious, ignorant, hate-filled things he's said. Truly, humanity has one hell of a sense of restraint.

Another Robert predicted this 50-60 years before the Lord of Lynn was born:

Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing.

 

[Positron]

Do you miss Bobby's chiseled, virile visage? Your thirst will be slaked.

The video consists of Bobby repeating "Morbius sucks, don't go see it. Seriously don't." dozens of times, with plenty of pauses in between. It is just like his Pixel review, only infinitely dumber and lazier. The only reason you might watch this is to fap to his burgeoning paunch and the gaudy shirt he puts over it.

While we are on Bobby's videos, he is very proud of his view numbers.

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Seems Bobby has deleted something while I wasn't looking. What a gross, fat, nerdy chicken.



In retribution Bobby digs out Logo_Daedalus's old tweets for a cheap own.


Some people are born to be bullied. It is almost a moral obligation to bully the likes of Bobby.

Peter Coffin gets the point:

Check Coffin's Twitter for the latest development.



Bobby confuses "nerdism" with "elite class" and with "expertise".


Some gendernuts talks about being bullied, and he seems to blame Bobby for being bullied.


On the other hand, people are not happy about his namedropping Operation Paperclip. It brings to mind how keen Bobby was with Nazi Germany invading Poland.


"I was only joking my dear..."


The nerd shit also invites people to bring up Bobby's ridiculous fanaticism towards MCU.

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The fat chicken seems to have been on a deletion campaign; these are probably about his Amazon cocksucking.


The Ukraine propaganda machine is in overdrive.


Disney = pedo brothel for the rich (Archive of Daily Kos article)


Pizzagate naturally leads us to Gamergate:


Breadtube Glowies:




Speaking of sex orgies, Bobby imagines the steamy gym-room scene involving a bunch of hunky GOPs.

If working out means you're alt-right and gay, it doesn't surprise me that Bobby is in such a shape.

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MCU bullshit:

Random access humor concerning Morbius.

Robert Chipman destined for Diabetic Retinopathy.


What a dumb troon. Chinese children are supposed to unconditionally obey their parents -- and this comes from Confucianism, not Christianity. I think it is a good rule in most situations. As for what Christian children and parents are supposed to relate, see Ephesians 6: 1-4.

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Some people are mad that Bad Thing has happen to a Bad Person.

Note how Bobby trivializes broadcast violence. Perhaps he thinks (rightly) that black-on-black violence is a natural, animalistic matter so moral sanctions are wasted on them.

It is racist to tell G. I. Jada to put on a fucking wig. People who do so probably want Trump back in the White House too.


Vagueposting about his hatred towards a certain "kids movie"; his cronies let known Bobby really hates everything under the sun save Disney.




Speculation about Daily Wire's planned animations to detoxify woke kids. I don't know who Christopher Wade is.


Halo TV:



(Zelda ad.)

Angel talks about death in a ditch:


Luke claims to be thriving in Seattle; people who reads his thread will see he is not.

 

[Rei is shit]

I havent watched a bob video in forever, but has his sound gotten worse?

How fucking hard is it to buy some foam and put it up on the walls? Hell just put some fucking blankets up. This potato is supposed to be a professional youtuber.

 

[blablabla]

bob was fired for that indy tv show for being a sex pest or a retard. probably both

 

[Chad Holdenford]

I havent watched a bob video in forever, but has his sound gotten worse?

How fucking hard is it to buy some foam and put it up on the walls? Hell just put some fucking blankets up. This potato is supposed to be a professional youtuber.

For a creature that brays on about "properly-evolved people", he sure seems to not follow the times regarding content management and production.
He thinks that since a thing worked well in 2008, it will work just fine in 2022 the way it is.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Bob thinks DeSantis is a Duginist? He seriously thinks that a man who's basically a more normie-friendly version of Trump (and by Trump I mean 2018-era Trump, not 2016 primary-era Trump) is a Russian ultranationalist?

 

[Mr Processor]

Bob thinks DeSantis is a Duginist? He seriously thinks that a man who's basically a more normie-friendly version of Trump (and by Trump I mean 2018-era Trump, not 2016 primary-era Trump) is a Russian ultranationalist?

Let me see if there is anything in DeSantis' background that would suggest that.

He was awarded the Bronze Star Medal, the Navy and Marine Corps Commendation Medal, the Global War on Terrorism Service Medal and the Iraq Campaign Medal.

-- Wikipedia
Hmm, yes, this certainly points to him being a hard core Russian ultranationalist. Unlike Bob, who fought in the console wars for Nintendo and Mario.

 

[Flexo]

Can ANYBODY give me one damn time Brian or Bob or any other anti-gamergator read a joke or metaphor by someone they disliked as intended? Hell can we find them doing this just one time with Trump or DeSantis or [Insert Republican]?

STFU, Brian. You and your allies are just as guilty of "playing drax" as any other online sperg and in a just world you would have broken out in hives as karma smited your ass for that level of hypocrisy.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I’m shocked Bob still has his diehard handful of fans. There is so much fucking content out there on the internet for movie review people… why pick subpar reviews from a fat man that are neither funny, entertaining or informative?

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Bob thinks

No.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

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Can ANYBODY give me one damn time Brian or Bob or any other anti-gamergator read a joke or metaphor by someone they disliked as intended? Hell can we find them doing this just one time with Trump or DeSantis or [Insert Republican]?

STFU, Brian. You and your allies are just as guilty of "playing drax" as any other online sperg and in a just world you would have broken out in hives as karma smited your ass for that level of hypocrisy.

Anybody who cares about GamerGate in current year deserves to be beaten in public.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

While we are on Bobby's videos, he is very proud of his view numbers.
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It's not a legal standard but the easy rule of thumb to tell if something is libel or not in the United States? Are you willing to sue over it? You're not Bob, so it's not libel.

Plus any real Bob fan knows he can't have bodies buried in "his" basement since that's where he lives.

I’m shocked Bob still has his diehard handful of fans. There is so much fucking content out there on the internet for movie review people… why pick subpar reviews from a fat man that are neither funny, entertaining or informative?

I tried to figure this out by reading the YouTube comments on a few of his videos once, they're almost always universal praise for Bob, from best I could tell it's some form of "Bob tells it like it is unlike all the other reviewers" with suggestions that the bigger YouTube movie reviewers are just studio shills rather than independent thinkers. So, no, I can't explain it.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Plus any real Bob fan knows he can't have bodies buried in "his" basement since that's where he lives.

I have to imagine Bob's basement probably smells like he's burying bodies down there.

I tried to figure this out by reading the YouTube comments on a few of his videos once, they're almost always universal praise for Bob, from best I could tell it's some form of "Bob tells it like it is unlike all the other reviewers" with suggestions that the bigger YouTube movie reviewers are just studio shills rather than independent thinkers. So, no, I can't explain it.

Bob tells it differnetly than other reviews because he's the only review to tell it while sounding less articulate than a concussed, drunken stroke victim.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Bob's reviewing methodology is so advanced that Rotten Tomatoes can't tell whether a 6/10 is a negative or positive review:

 

[BubbleButt]

Anybody who cares about GamerGate in current year deserves to be beaten in public.

The only positive thing gamergate did was expose how many terminally online people are completely unhinged psychopaths

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

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Can ANYBODY give me one damn time Brian or Bob or any other anti-gamergator read a joke or metaphor by someone they disliked as intended? Hell can we find them doing this just one time with Trump or DeSantis or [Insert Republican]?

STFU, Brian. You and your allies are just as guilty of "playing drax" as any other online sperg and in a just world you would have broken out in hives as karma smited your ass for that level of hypocrisy.

very true - mainstream media appears to have become particularly autistic in the last few years, given that they don't understand what jokes or metaphors are

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I tried to figure this out by reading the YouTube comments on a few of his videos once, they're almost always universal praise for Bob, from best I could tell it's some form of "Bob tells it like it is unlike all the other reviewers" with suggestions that the bigger YouTube movie reviewers are just studio shills rather than independent thinkers. So, no, I can't explain it.

"He tells it like it is!" is an odd statement considering this dude writes middling reviews and just sucks MCU/Disney cock on the daily. I honestly' can not think of anyone more of a consumer corpo pig than Bob.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

The video consists of Bobby repeating "Morbius sucks, don't go see it. Seriously don't." dozens of times, with plenty of pauses in between. It is just like his Pixel review, only infinitely dumber and lazier. The only reason you might watch this is to fap to his burgeoning paunch and the gaudy shirt he puts over it.

Jesus fuck the lighting looks like dog shit.

And someone really needs to teach this dumbass how to fashion right.

 

[Red Hood]

I was going to say a prime example of the "incurious." He has no curiosity or questions about the world. The man literally thinks having Wikipedia at his fingertips has made him a demigod.

Thus we get never-ending tweets like this...
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Guess what, Bob: THAT WAS ALREADY DONE IN A HALO MEDIA.

https://sfdebris.com/videos/films/halo4.php

I'm not even a halo fan. I've played at most 5 min at a friend's house. Even I knew this very thing had already been done. So maybe (just maybe!) fans were wanting something different? Nah, he doesn't care.



Hey all lifeforms are equally inferior to robots.

No Bob, no one's ever cared about Halo's narrative. That's why the EU of books have been through multiple print runs over the past 20 years.

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Can ANYBODY give me one damn time Brian or Bob or any other anti-gamergator read a joke or metaphor by someone they disliked as intended? Hell can we find them doing this just one time with Trump or DeSantis or [Insert Republican]?

STFU, Brian. You and your allies are just as guilty of "playing drax" as any other online sperg and in a just world you would have broken out in hives as karma smited your ass for that level of hypocrisy.

HE EXPLAINED IT USING A MARVEL MOVIE AND I CLAPPED!

 

[make_it_so]

I’m shocked Bob still has his diehard handful of fans. There is so much fucking content out there on the internet for movie review people… why pick subpar reviews from a fat man that are neither funny, entertaining or informative?

I tried to figure this out by reading the YouTube comments on a few of his videos once, they're almost always universal praise for Bob, from best I could tell it's some form of "Bob tells it like it is unlike all the other reviewers" with suggestions that the bigger YouTube movie reviewers are just studio shills rather than independent thinkers. So, no, I can't explain it.

Which is laughable given what a blatantly unthinking Disney/MCU cheerleader he is.