Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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The shitta is a closet fag and wants to Bang the tranny

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Chris longs for a private event with his Angel.
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Speaking of that movie.
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The "Chris Chipman cheats on his wife with a tranny" saga inches closer everyday.

 

[Koby_Fish]

The "Chris Chipman cheats on his wife with a tranny" saga inches closer everyday.

Hey, if we wanted to go full soap opera here, hear me out:

Chippa + Salem Troon (or some other Angel), Sarah finds the arms of Bob for comfort, and Uncle Bob suddenly becomes Stepdad Bob.

Yeah Yeah I know it's probably a bit too Sisterbang County for Bob, but it's probably the only way Bob would ever get laid ever again. It would be hella ironic though...

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Hey, if we wanted to go full soap opera here, hear me out:

Chippa + Salem Troon (or some other Angel), Sarah finds the arms of Bob for comfort, and Uncle Bob suddenly becomes Stepdad Bob.

Yeah Yeah I know it's probably a bit too Sisterbang County for Bob, but it's probably the only way Bob would ever get laid ever again. It would be hella ironic though...

That sounds awful and I want to experience every second of it.

 

[Positron]

slasher-stoner comedy? With at least one troon no less.

Gutterballs has one troon. The serial killer turns his dick into butterfly prawn.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

slasher-stoner comedy? With at least one troon no less. Chris isn't made of money, so why is he a Producer? Or is he just hoping this'll open the floodgates of Licenses To Print Money because Support Muh LGBT+- Troon Aktur and he'll be rolling in dough?

I predict this can go one of two ways.

One, it's "so bad it's good" and becomes a cult classic (unlikely, but who knows) but doesn't make a whole pile of money. Like, Tommy Wiseau's The Room.

Two, it's going to be absolute incoherent unwatchable woke trash and end up losing money. (far more likely)

Why does Chris and his film buddies think this'll be some kind of dark horse breakout hit that'll make them rich extol the virtues of nonstraights as actors and thus cause the General Public to demand more of the same? Does Chris even know a good script when he sees one? ( I know Bob sure as hell doesn't! Just look at his "pitch" for Care Bears in Hell Paradise Lost.) That seth guy is apparently a/the Director. What does that dude even know about directing, is what I wanna know.

I got two words for this idiot about "the straights" in hollywood: Rock Fucking Hudson. Hell, even Paul Lynde (a bit more obvious/flamboyant)!

I just assume it's part of his midlife crisis. He wants to recapture his youth, so instead of buying a motorbike or banging a girl half his age, he's making the kind of movie he'd want to watch as a young man to prove he's still "with it".

The man is 38. The average lifespan in Mass. is 78 for men so he's one year away from the halfway point, assuming his weight and drinking doesn't lead him to an early grave (Which it probably will). But at least he's actually using his time on earth to make something, rather than be like his brother and spend his days whining impotently.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

SailorMoonknight.
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Cheese-and-rice, Bob. Nobody likes someone who goes "ackchyually" when they have fun with a harmless concept, such as a a fucking crossover artwork.

You bet he's never seen the toku show he's referencing too. He most likely thought "How can I make myself the smartest guy in the reply section", surfed through Wikipedia for something vaguely related to the aforementioned artwork, then hit jackpot. Enjoy your twelve likes, your friendless shitbag.

While I don't have any complaints about you guys dunking on Bob's degree which was only a minor in film studies at his tiny former women's college for whatever that's worth two decades later, I'd like to point out that Bob has literally endless time to actually study film (or the film industry) now either out of personal interest or as part of his "job" and he doesn't. His "study of film" consists of watching popular movies and following some film industry or film adjacent Twitter accounts and maybe sometimes not reading Wikipedia intro paragraphs correctly.

Hell, the average person getting an actual undergraduate degree in film studies at any university probably accidentally learns more about film, even if half of it is literal gibberish of a nonsense critical perspective, than Bob has deliberately chosen to learn about in his 40+ years on Earth.

For that to happen, he'd need to recognize he doesn't know something.

Since he's the very image of God himself, with infinite knowledge in every imagined field, that's not gonna happen anytime soon. Especially in his supposed field of expertise.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Boy did he send THAT insult to the wrong fella. Nerdrotic is MARRIED. That reply chain to Nerdrotic there is pure crayon-eating exceptionalism. If Bob expects Nerdrotic to be angered or insulted by that, he's got another thing coming, lol.

It's probably also a ton of projection. Despite Bob's bullshit stories about conquests, he does in fact have zero hoes. Hell, he doesn't even have rakes.

I honestly don't get this tactic by Bob and his senpais - to insist that people they disagree with are like, incels or virgins or some shit like that. It's the stupidest thing ever, but whatever helps them sleep at night I guess? Maybe Bob's trying to cover for/cover up his lack of garden tools?

Is Bob even cognizant of the fact that his views are repulsive even to the most "progressive" of whamen, that he thus thinks the other side must also have views that make them repulsive to whamen?

Only those with correct opinions get/deserve a virtual harem of many whamens to bed?
That's crazy, because Bob has "the correct opinions" and no woman has touched him since his imaginary canadian lesbun "girlfriend" or the judy blume 3-some.

Oh boy. My friends.

We have a rare insight here. We have two oposites of the same autistic branch. One is a cock sucker incapable of admiring when his beloved MCU can do wrong sometimes that are not named Spider-man. And the other is a contrarian dipshit that cannot give credit where credit is due, and instead makes up shit to justify his agenda. The irony, and lack of ignorance in Bob's part is truly astounding.

While Nerdtoric continues to be the same asshole that has been called out by casual viewer of pushing "M-SHE-U" despite getting kicked back multiple times.

Both deserved to be mocked, and laughed at.

 

[BScCollateral]

Bob thinks the United States can and will export a significant amount of advanced weapons to a foreign power secretly.
Yes, he's a retard.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Being wrong on the Internet does not have many shortcomings if you can just block your detractors, delete the offending statements, or just disregard the basic humanity of those who disagree with you.

You know, this is one of the things in which I use Bob as a role model. Sometimes, I say things on the Internet and other people call me stupid. My wounded ego longs for some kind of reprisal, but before I act I ask myself "What would Moviebob do?" And if the answer ever overlaps with my plans, I realize it's time for me to stop, rethink things, and eat a bit of crow.

 

[Positron]

"Gamergate never stopped".

Citations desperately needed.

"White Christian patriarchal dominance", this bloke sounds as if it were a bad thing.


No, we are just teaching kids to become open minded adults! Honest! BTW they need to learn about "survival sex", I mean, just in case...





There are many more such retweets but I guess you're as fed up as I am.

Ben Shapiro comments on the gay Chinky Oreo ad. Bobby's ally thinks "tough and rugged" are sexual orientations.

Bobby himself should try the "no response" thingy for a while; I bet that will improve his health.

Corporations are fawning over gays and acceding to their demands for "representations", but if you happens to be Russian, big corps says "no representation for YOU! Ha ha ha!"



Counterpoint: Romans 13:1. Even trash like Biden and Trudeau are in their position as part of God's plan.


Don't ask questions just consume product and get excited for reheated products.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Corporations are fawning over gays and acceding to their demands for "representations", but if you happens to be Russian, big corps says "no representation for YOU! Ha ha ha!"

Of course his only problem with a purge is that it isn't enough, even if I agree with the basic sentiment that it's pointless.

I really don't think anyone on Twit- pronouns-in-bio / mask-in-avatar / flag-emoji-in-handle -ter has much room to bitch about hollow virtue signaling, but Bob has little wiggle room even for a Twitter user as he is the exemplar of "all talk no action". The only way this would look more hypocritical is if it was Chris saying it.

 

[Cousin It]

Corporations are fawning over gays and acceding to their demands for "representations", but if you happens to be Russian, big corps says "no representation for YOU! Ha ha ha!"
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Ya know, I would mildly impressed with Bob having a sensible take for once if I didn't know it was entirely fueled by his need to simp for videogame lezzos and consoom product.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

"Gamergate never stopped".

It's hilarious that GamerGate was that important to fucking losers like Bob. The way they talk about that movement, that has been dead for almost a decade by now, makes it sound like it was both a colossal fucking deal run by the evilest people on Earth instead of a big nothingburger and some neverending conspiracy that runs like clockwork. Same people also label the guys that took part in it as toxic losers, but they are always the most wickedly competent terrorist-like agitators when it suits them, they go from being the Waffen S.S. of the Internet to some idiots with no influence on the same fucking paragraph, depending on the flow of the chronical victim, I mean, author. Fucking pathetic, really!

Ya know, I would mildly impressed with Bob having a sensible take for once if I didn't know it was entirely fueled by his need to simp for videogame lezzos and consoom product.

You know what they say about broken clocks. In Bob's case the most appropriate metaphor is a bad batch of apples, most of them are rotten and rancid but sometimes you find some that are still edible. Bob can also be compared to Fat Jack: The vast majority of what he cooks is inedible slop, but sometimes he pulls off some passable stuff. Still wouldn't eat his food, however lol!

You know, this is one of the things in which I use Bob as a role model. Sometimes, I say things on the Internet and other people call me stupid. My wounded ego longs for some kind of reprisal, but before I act I ask myself "What would Moviebob do?" And if the answer ever overlaps with my plans, I realize it's time for me to stop, rethink things, and eat a bit of crow.

Precisely! We all have our bad moments, but Bob is a constant example of how not to act. Whenever he spergs out and doubles down on his arrogance, just like Dobson, anyone can see how much of a fucking idiot one looks like when acting like that. Sometimes there is a temptation to tell people to get fucked, but keeping things civil really helps to not look like MovieBob!

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Ya know, I would mildly impressed with Bob having a sensible take for once if I didn't know it was entirely fueled by his need to simp for videogame lezzos and consoom product.

He's probably giving it because Blizzard are part of the "bad guys" now that they've been exposed as one of the most fucked up sex pest companies in the business.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

"White Christian patriarchal dominance", this bloke sounds as if it were a bad thing.

First let me know how well multiracial pluralist democracy worked in Yugoslavia before you defend it in the US.

 

[JayHarrison]

Someone insults Bobby's Squad waifus.
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No matter how smart or stupid Jackson Hinkle may be, few are capable of out-stupiding the Bob, the Bostonian Benito.

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The Ice-Cream Ghoul tries to stir shit between China and its Taiwan province. Fortunately covid stops her.
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But of course she is not alone.
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Y'know damn well that, if Führer Hillary said the same thing, Moviebob would be buying pom-poms and a megaphone to cheer her on.

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Hungary might not be as shitholey as American imagines:
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Would I rather have trains running on time, or having my little kids' gender explored, transformed, and affirmed? Decisions...

All I have to say is "chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga, WOO-WOO!"

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Antony Reed:
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With few exceptions, if any form of legislation is opposed by Moviebob, it's genuinely good for humanity as a whole.

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G. I. Jada continues her emotional abuse on Will Smith. Peter Coffin's ex wife takes pity on Smith.
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And Moviebob receives another well-deserved L.

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If Chris Chipman is a gorehound, Bob Chipman is a sleazehound.
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Not to mention that Moviebob's a eugenicshound.

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"Gamergate never stopped".
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Citations desperately needed.

Moviebob's citation: "I don't need references and I don't need citations! I'm Moviebob, the Almighty Thinker™!"

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"White Christian patriarchal dominance", this bloke sounds as if it were a bad thing.
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No, dipshit. The red-state legislation is trying to prevent Democrats from actively destroying the U.S. Constitution.

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No, we are just teaching kids to become open minded adults! Honest! BTW they need to learn about "survival sex", I mean, just in case...
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Flippin' rich! How can Moviebob be sincere about "people unlike them can be caring" when Moviebob doesn't care about anyone but Moviebob?

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Look at that! Hogg signal boosted by a pig! [rimshot]

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There are many more such retweets but I guess you're as fed up as I am.

Well, of course Moviebob demands trans rights. Moviebob is a literal trans-human, y'know...

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Ben Shapiro comments on the gay Chinky Oreo ad. Bobby's ally thinks "tough and rugged" are sexual orientations.
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Bobby himself should try the "no response" thingy for a while; I bet that will improve his health.

If a "no response" response actually does help Moviebob's health, it'll only improve his physical stature; his brain's too far gone to recover.

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Counterpoint: Romans 13:1. Even trash like Biden and Trudeau are in their position as part of God's plan.

If I were to bring religion into this matter, I would only be able to offer two explanations on how Fuckwit in Chief Joe Biden got elected: The first is that the Almighty wasn't watching over America in 2020; the second is that 81,000,000 turned their backs on the Almighty and surrendered their souls to a senile old coot because Orange Man Bad™.

 

[Toxinophile]

Spoiler: VIDEO ARCHIVE

"5/10 ...Better than the first; I did not want to gouge both of my eyes out most of the time." ~ MovieBob

The impotent rage, the barely-hidden dismissive attitude, it's like Bob had to recite one of his tweet threads to his audience.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

Spoiler: VIDEO ARCHIVE

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"5/10 ...Better than the first; I did not want to gouge both of my eyes out most of the time." ~ MovieBob

The impotent rage, the barely-hidden dismissive attitude, it's like Bob had to recite one of his tweet threads to his audience.

I just love how much he is seething in rage. People see through his bullshit, and it annoys him to no end that he lives in a timeline where Sonic might be getting a trilogy while his beloved Wa Hoo man is on the verge of being mocked. Not to mention how much momentum Sonic has gathered since the first movie with the upcoming show, and video game. That quote doesn't say the quiet part, but it is clear he wants to gouge his eyes for the fact Fans got what they wanted and his hated rival is thriving.

 

[The tired cat]

I just love how much he is seething in rage. People see through his bullshit, and it annoys him to no end that he lives in a timeline where Sonic might be getting a trilogy while his beloved Wa Hoo man is on the verge of being mocked. Not to mention how much momentum Sonic has gathered since the first movie with the upcoming show, and video game. That quote doesn't say the quiet part, but it is clear he wants to gouge his eyes for the fact Fans got what they wanted and his hated rival is thriving.

Let's add to the fact people were hyped for the 2nd movie and prob are hyped for the 3rd, while with Mario everyone's reaction so far is "Oh, Illumination? Okay, well this will suck then." and that's just driving Bobo up the wall.