Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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The entire "darker-and-edgier" Sonic debate has me reminded of all the attempts of a grittier story in the games and two of which were crowned to be complete shit. Rise of Lyric and Forces. It seems people haven't learned that a gritty Sonic is a death sentence to any title.

Also, while people may see a resurgence of "game-to-movie" adaptations, the mess of Uncharted and the Halo show has shown that there are still retards who do not understand the story. That said, I do want to see it happen regardless just to spite Bob.
 
So do blind chimpanzees.



"Believers™ exist to inflict pain on Thinkers™":
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Gee, based on about six years' worth his Hitlerian rhetoric toward those who refused to bend the knee for both Führer Hillary and the current Fuckwit in Chief, this means one thing:

MOVIEBOB HAS OPENLY COME OUT AS A BELIEVER!

(And even if Moviebob denies that he is a believer, everyone with a pre-school reading comprehension level or higher knows damn well that Moviebob's still too fucking stupid to qualify as an actual thinker.)
"Believers exist to inflict pain on Thinkers":story:
The unfathomable depth of the delusion he displays in this statement is gold. After all this time, Bob can still surprise me in just how out of touch with reality he can be. Never mind the fact he spends all his time talking about how he wants to inflict pain and immense suffering on people he doesn't like.:story:
 


"5/10 ...Better than the first; I did not want to gouge both of my eyes out most of the time." ~ MovieBob

The impotent rage, the barely-hidden dismissive attitude, it's like Bob had to recite one of his tweet threads to his audience.
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This is what our beautiful boy has been reduced to, recording from a 10 year old Logitech web cam
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I was gonna go through his vids to figure out when the last time he was in front of his green screen but immediately abandoned that because I found something far funnier.
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Do you see the problem? It's not that his pinned video, The Bigger Picture and take note of that as it will be important, has slightly more views as his Morbius review.
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He has flooded his own channel with so much reheated dross, sometimes thinly disguising them as something new and calling it the Bigger Picture, to the point that he has to put in the title of his videos "New" so anyone remotely interested doesn't get confused.
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This is your new normal, Moviebob fans. It flabbergasts me that YMS seriously asked this guy for advice on how to run his channel.
 
The fact that Bob's recording set up has somehow gotten MUCH worse suggests his financial situation that led to him moving in with his mom is really bad. I really enjoy how the audio and video are completely unsynched as well.

This is his actual job. 12 year old kids doing Fortnite skin reviews have better quality mics with better noise isolation than this shit. Bob won't or can't even spend 40 bucks for a cheap semidecent tabletop mic.

Business expenses are for suckers, apparently.
 
And the sooner it flatlines at zero followers and zero income, the sooner we celebrate!
Won't happen unless Patreon itself does a Web 2.0 bubble and everyone has to move to another service. People I dropped due to inactivity years ago still have patrons. Some people just don't notice the recurring charge.
 
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This is what our beautiful boy has been reduced to, recording from a 10 year old Logitech web cam
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I was gonna go through his vids to figure out when the last time he was in front of his green screen but immediately abandoned that because I found something far funnier.
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Do you see the problem? It's not that his pinned video, The Bigger Picture and take note of that as it will be important, has slightly more views as his Morbius review.
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He has flooded his own channel with so much reheated dross, sometimes thinly disguising them as something new and calling it the Bigger Picture, to the point that he has to put in the title of his videos "New" so anyone remotely interested doesn't get confused.
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This is your new normal, Moviebob fans. It flabbergasts me that YMS seriously asked this guy for advice on how to run his channel.
Who knew the blue blur can piss off a bunch people?
 
The fact that Bob's recording set up has somehow gotten MUCH worse suggests his financial situation that led to him moving in with his mom is really bad. I really enjoy how the audio and video are completely unsynched as well.

This is his actual job. 12 year old kids doing Fortnite skin reviews have better quality mics with better noise isolation than this shit. Bob won't or can't even spend 40 bucks for a cheap semidecent tabletop mic.

Business expenses are for suckers, apparently.
I'll be honest, it seems more of a lazy issue than an equipment issue. At least from what I could tell on the last video of his I checked out. His audio editing was really amateurish and it made me wonder if he had worked with someone else to edit it in the past. I heard a lot of clipping and really obvious cuts. The only way I could imagine it being worse is if he pulled a Digibro and recorded in stereo while moving the microphone.

Maybe I'll check the Sonic vid later and see if those same problems persist, but Bob plus Sonic seems like a singularity of autism.
 
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Won't happen unless Patreon itself does a Web 2.0 bubble and everyone has to move to another service. People I dropped due to inactivity years ago still have patrons. Some people just don't notice the recurring charge.
Yeah, the best we can hope for is a continued long, slow decline. Hell, John "Brianna Wu" Flynt still has 58 people giving him almost $250/month when he literally hasn't posted anything to his Patreon since early 2015, and hasn't done anything related to video games since he shat out Revolution 60 onto Steam in late 2016. Outside of complete meltdowns like Lowtax's, most Patreons tend to slowly fade out as cards expire or people find someone new to pledge to.
For reference, it took just over two years for Bob's Patreon to decline from its previous peak to his post-Escapist firing spike, from $4630 in August 2018 to $3052 in October 2020. He then got a bunch of pity pledges after he got fired and bounced all the way up to $4638 within a month, then the Lindsay Ellis incident happened and killed his upward momentum with an immediate cancellation of a bunch of pledges. Since then, it's been just under a year and a half, and he's already almost back to where he was before he got fired, only about $170 away, but with fewer patrons than he had then, so each one lost hurts more. For reference, the last time he had this few patrons was December 2016.

At his current bleedout, he's losing about $50 a month. If the trend holds, he'll dip below $3k/month and hit an all-time low by August. We'll just have to see.

I put this below a spoiler tag because I know Bob looks at this thread sometimes, and I fear calling attention to his declining Patreon might make him put out a call for pledges that leads to another spike. While I don't think he'd get nearly the response he did last time (it's not like he can get fired again when he hasn't had a job since then), I'd still rather not chance it.
 
The fact that anyone watched this and didn't immediately be like "This fat autistic dude is a straight-up retard" is shocking to me. How can anyone enjoy this shit?
I did at the time.

While I disagreed with the specifics, at the time some of his opinions made sense. MegaMan was riding high on the recent nostalgia sequels during the pixel art platformer revival. Meanwhile, Sonic games were shitting themselves by thinking the solution to the declining licence was adding lots of new "friends". Even Sonic fans I met in real life would say that if their OC was added then it would fix the games.

So yes, in a way Bob's idea of nuking the extended cast sounded like a good idea even if it would piss off the fans. Bob's "megaman path" was proven correct with Sonic Mania.

SatAM was the best thing to come out Sonic, and second best was the hugely underrated kart racers.
 
That's why Bobby loves James Gunn, who is juvenile and edgy at the same time. Have his cake and eat it too.

Will Smith's debarment from the Oscars is the first instance of Cancel Culture.
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Racism is to hold black people accountable.,
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Why do these types insist that other people love them?

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Will Smith won't even be nominated again, Big Brain! He'd better try his luck in the chinky Golden Cock Awards.

I don't know Mark Wahlberg is a Catholic. Considering that Bobby sees Wahlberg as someone like him, this must sting. (Indiewire article)
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There will be a Sonic 3; there won't be a The Eternals 2.

Turns out Luke Lockhart is far from the only nutter nuts about The Last Of Us.
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Welp, unlike our Luke she is actually go at one thing. Shame she wastes it on this trash.



Lock the Trumpsuckes up! Bobby would love how the Soviet Union did things.
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(Our A&N thread on this case)

Bobby attempts to pick fight with Amanda Millus again, seeing that the last time it went so well.
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Amanda would reply to RJM exactly the same way as she did to Bobby. "What are you retarded?"

Bobby Believes Republicans think "transkids" indeed exist, and that "transkids" are Thinkers.
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Bobby is a Transthinker. A non-thinker who identify as a Thinker.

The Serfs notices that the American right are less tolerant to LGBTs than they were even 3 years ago. Can anyone explain why to him?
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Sean MacLaggan:
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Another perfect photo-op from Congresswoman Photo-op. I don't have the heart to shrink this picture.
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Biden mutters, "too old".
Not an AOC fan I personally think the woman's an unqualified stupid bitch. But in that pic he looks like he's going to pass out and her face looks like "Oh Shit is he dying?"
 
I did at the time.

While I disagreed with the specifics, at the time some of his opinions made sense. MegaMan was riding high on the recent nostalgia sequels during the pixel art platformer revival. Meanwhile, Sonic games were shitting themselves by thinking the solution to the declining licence was adding lots of new "friends". Even Sonic fans I met in real life would say that if their OC was added then it would fix the games.

So yes, in a way Bob's idea of nuking the extended cast sounded like a good idea even if it would piss off the fans. Bob's "megaman path" was proven correct with Sonic Mania.

SatAM was the best thing to come out Sonic, and second best was the hugely underrated kart racers.

Not asking you to powerlevel, but I'm curious about your age. I notice Bob fans (who aren't speds or troons) tend to skew a good bit younger and outgrow him. As someone who's got a few years on Bob, I always thought he was completely full of shit, even on the rare occasions I encountered him before Gamergate.
 
Not asking you to powerlevel, but I'm curious about your age. I notice Bob fans (who aren't speds or troons) tend to skew a good bit younger and outgrow him. As someone who's got a few years on Bob, I always thought he was completely full of shit, even on the rare occasions I encountered him before Gamergate.
I’m 32. Honestly loved Bob’s early stuff when I discovered him on the Escapist. There wasn’t a lot of that kind of content back then y’know?

Then a couple of years later I thought “This man is a vile cunt” and he got removed from the Escapist twitter feed before being sacked.
 
The entire "darker-and-edgier" Sonic debate has me reminded of all the attempts of a grittier story in the games and two of which were crowned to be complete shit. Rise of Lyric and Forces. It seems people haven't learned that a gritty Sonic is a death sentence to any title.
I still say Forces could've been better had they committed to the grit. The problem was, in addition to being, ya know, a sonic game with the sonic fandom, they set up this gritty, hard ass story: Sonic captured, being tortured, the world is fucked, Tails is actually losing his mind, but within twenty minutes, it's back to the status quo, wacky Sonic times.

If they had actually went there, I think Forces would have been looked more kindly on. Infinite shows they're self aware enough to understand the edge is hilarious, but gotta do what the boss says, I guess.
 
I’m 32. Honestly loved Bob’s early stuff when I discovered him on the Escapist. There wasn’t a lot of that kind of content back then y’know?

Then a couple of years later I thought “This man is a vile cunt” and he got removed from the Escapist twitter feed before being sacked.
To fuck up like Bob, you play stupid games to win stupid prizes.
 
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