Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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The end of Rowling's tyranny is in sight! (Variety article).
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But I don't want to see head-choppings; I want to see trannies neck themselves.
The more Bob Endorses the Northman, the less I want to see it, and I liked a good chunk of the other movies Robert Eggers has done.


I know I’m very late to this but if Bob ever fucking quotes Rush out of context again to make himself seem smart I’ll force feed him “Normal size McDonald’s meals” like the “Gluttony” victim from Seven.
Thats not gonna work, its going to end up like this bit in the Simpsons:
 
"A man of peace"?

Moviebob calls himself "a man of peace"?!

DERP-STATE CRONY MOVIEBOB DARES CALL HIMSELF A FUCKING "MAN OF" FUCKING "PEACE"?!

That has to be Bob's most self-delusional display of grandeur since he called himself "chaotic good"!



Gender ideology is inimical, if not disruptive, to the working class, that why Bobby and co. shill for it for the sake of the global capitalists.
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Unlike Moviebob, who has oft suggested forcing citizens of the U.S. Midwest to relocate themselves into over-crowded, over-polluted urban regions...



I agree with Bob here. He seems rather comfy living in Dumbfuckistan.



Luke finds himself beset by Nurgle cultists.
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I don't know the covid situation in Vietnam apart from the fact that they have reopened their border. South Korea is seeing a huge spike of cases recently, so is Mainland China. My suspicion is that countries that have contained classical covid last year are now getting raped by Omicron.
Zero COVID can't work because zero COVID is damn near impossible to achieve.



As I say, China's draconian quarantine policies have not been proven helpful against Omicron, but Bobby is a Believer of the Almighty State.
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You mean someone moved into Moviebob's home country of Dumbfuckistan?



Moviebob should know about punching bags. Bob prefers said punching bags have red MAGA hats on them because they make acceptable targets.



No context, but Bobby resolves to be even less patient and forgiving.
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Moviebob doesn't have any standards for forgiveness. You have to remember that Moviebob hasn't forgiven those troglodytes who stole the fyuuchaa he EARNED in 20-FUCKING-whatever-year to prolong their worthless existences.



The end of Rowling's tyranny is in sight! (Variety article).
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But I don't want to see head-choppings; I want to see trannies neck themselves.
Let's see... Gory viking movie... or Harry Potter spinoff?

Given which side Moviebob is on... grab me my broom.

I'll gladly offer J.K. Rowling a cup of tea on my bill just to piss Moviebob off.



Gilbert Gottfried died, leaving behind a problematic legacy.

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Careful Bobby; you risk being canceled.
It still galls and appalls me that Moviebob hasn't already been cancelled.
 
DERP-STATE CRONY MOVIEBOB DARES CALL HIMSELF A FUCKING "MAN OF" FUCKING "PEACE"?!
A lonely man of movies
Denied a simpler fate
He tried to be a brawler once
But his fat got in the way

He earned his peace
Through blocking chuds
A quick swipe on the phone
His violent thoughts of killing ghouls
Keeps him forever alone

The lecherous Lord of Lynn is tired
And his feet are rotting down
But blood runs hot though
his pea-sized brain
And the dick that can't be found

His life has been a poor attempt
To court a slutty clown
He left his living legacy
As a thread on Kiwi Farms
 
That, and Homer and Moviebob could survive a zombie apocalypse for the exact same reason:
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"But friendo, I know how to survive the Zombie Apocalypse because I read a wiki article about Resident Evil!" - Moviebob, Probably

His "medicine" is brain uploading. Well at least in his case it should be easy. In the delightful words of @Vesperus, Bobby's whole consciousness can fit in a Nintendo Switch with room to spare for Mario Kart.

We have always been antisemites. Fess up! Especially you, who criticize certain economic arrangements!
(I presume ML means Marxist-Lenninist)
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What Bobby said has some truth: it isn't only the Jews who want to control the world -- but then it doesn't follow that Jews don't want to control the world, or that we should guard against them.

We have always been antisemetic, even before we invented the written word. And yes Bram Stoker was an antisemite!
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So is Bobby saying that Jews have been seductive sex symbols all the time?

Deep State and Soros.
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I agree with Himbo in that people grossly overestimate the transformative / revolutionary potential of art, but that is a holdout from Romanticism, not Modernism. The wrinkle introduced in Modernism is the lionization of crass commercial art (as opposed to "art as personal expression"), which reaches its quasi-religious zenith with postmodernism -- that's how we got MovieBob.


Gender ideology is inimical, if not disruptive, to the working class, that why Bobby and co. shill for it for the sake of the global capitalists.
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Luke finds himself beset by Nurgle cultists.
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I don't know the covid situation in Vietnam apart from the fact that they have reopened their border. South Korea is seeing a huge spike of cases recently, so is Mainland China. My suspicion is that countries that have contained classical covid last year are now getting raped by Omicron.

As I say, China's draconian quarantine policies have not been proven helpful against Omicron, but Bobby is a Believer of the Almighty State.
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Luke with Alzheimer's must be a laugh and a half.
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No context, but Bobby resolves to be even less patient and forgiving.
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Sonic 2 is the biggest video-game movie opening ever, giving Mortal Kombat (2021) a fatality.
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Batman.
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The end of Rowling's tyranny is in sight! (Variety article).
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But I don't want to see head-choppings; I want to see trannies neck themselves.

For Bobby, it means MCU will have one fewer challengers.
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Because saying "women need their own spaces" is exactly equivalent to "KILL ALL MEXICANS!"

Bobby's Angels.
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Gilbert Gottfried died, leaving behind a problematic legacy.
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Careful Bobby; you risk being canceled.

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I thought the presents are for a 6-year-old kid until I saw the card.

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Luke doesn't have to worry about losing their brain. They never had any to begin with.
"A man of peace"?

Moviebob calls himself "a man of peace"?!

DERP-STATE CRONY MOVIEBOB DARES CALL HIMSELF A FUCKING "MAN OF" FUCKING "PEACE"?!

That has to be Bob's most self-delusional display of grandeur since he called himself "chaotic good"!




Unlike Moviebob, who has oft suggested forcing citizens of the U.S. Midwest to relocate themselves into over-crowded, over-polluted urban regions...




I agree with Bob here. He seems rather comfy living in Dumbfuckistan.




Zero COVID can't work because zero COVID is damn near impossible to achieve.




You mean someone moved into Moviebob's home country of Dumbfuckistan?




Moviebob should know about punching bags. Bob prefers said punching bags have red MAGA hats on them because they make acceptable targets.




Moviebob doesn't have any standards for forgiveness. You have to remember that Moviebob hasn't forgiven those troglodytes who stole the fyuuchaa he EARNED in 20-FUCKING-whatever-year to prolong their worthless existences.




Let's see... Gory viking movie... or Harry Potter spinoff?

Given which side Moviebob is on... grab me my broom.


I'll gladly offer J.K. Rowling a cup of tea on my bill just to piss Moviebob off.




It still galls and appalls me that Moviebob hasn't already been cancelled.
"But you see, Friendo, I WAS a man of Peace, until I realized being a Man of Peace meant the MAGAnaise Ghoul Drumpfer Dumpster Trash would walk all over muhnorities and minecraft my sped niece and troon cousin and deny me my hard-earned Jetpack and :lunacy: wheat! How did I earn it you ask? Well, by being on the Right Side of History ™️ , having the Correct Opinions, praying hoping that the Prophet Walt of Disney's sacred words about the Holy Soopeeryah Fyootchah in the Book of Epcot will come true, and by tweeting furiously into the void!" - Moviebob, probably

Only a dirtbag leftist like Moviebob would consider forgiveness a sin.
 
For Bobby, it means MCU will have one fewer challengers.
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Because saying "women need their own spaces" is exactly equivalent to "KILL ALL MEXICANS!"
Yes, the Fantastic Beasts franchise is totally failing because people care about degenerate trannies, and not because it's a forgettable, obvious cash-grab.
 
I'm still having trouble processing that MovieBob could go against the globohomo narrative 15 years ago. His twitter persona and his real life persona have already fused into an unholy consoooomerist amalgamation. But in his mid 20's he could still spot bullshit and call a mediocre move a cash-grab even if they star the holy homosexuals.

Back in the day, being a faggot was the go-to move for all stars to be pushing the boundaries of society. Opression points did go towards fags because trannies weren't a thing back then and MAPs were rightfully linched on the spot. Can you imagine current year Bob being able of making this sort of analysis? (not ad-verbatim):

"Giving the bad homo a get out of jail free card for his emotional manipulation because his dad was a queer hater is as subtle as a brick to the head. The dad is society and it's shown as blatantly evil and if it weren't for us then all the poor opressed minorities would not cause any untold damage. Because there aren't people that are just scum, am I right?"

(I'll admit, I chuckled a bit at the "giving homophobia an origin story" line)

I don't need to post an example of ficticional MTF troon movie. Bob went out of his way to bat for Cuties because "it's the right thing to do". There was no insight or thought into it, it was a word generator algorithm.

This is me taking schizo pills but Bob didn't seem at all conflicted writing his piece because he knew it was "THE RIGHT OPINION" regardless of how the movie was made. It's bizarre, honestly. It feels like the cornerstone of globohomo is not eating the bugs and consuming marvel; instead it's learned helplesness. Bob gets lost and confused if his senpais aren't there to tell him what the right opinion is and I don't think that '06 Bob would get lost and confused. He would give his take but you know he isn't trying to be smarter than thou. Current Year Bob wants so badly to be part of the globohomo machine without realizing he has already realized his full potential within the globohomo structure: a cog that regurgitates pre-approved takes which are being used to train a Bob-like alogrithm.
 

Luke finds himself beset by Nurgle cultists.
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I don't know the covid situation in Vietnam apart from the fact that they have reopened their border. South Korea is seeing a huge spike of cases recently, so is Mainland China. My suspicion is that countries that have contained classical covid last year are now getting raped by Omicron.

As I say, China's draconian quarantine policies have not been proven helpful against Omicron, but Bobby is a Believer of the Almighty State.
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The other evidence is that reports are leaking out that the current rise in the chart is asymptomatic “cases”.
Shanghai reported a record 13,086 new asymptomatic coronavirus cases on April 4, the city government said on its official WeChat channel on Tuesday, up from 8,581 the previous day, after a city-wide surveillance testing program that saw more than 25 million people swabbed in 24 hours.
In the old days in medicine (2019), a surge in asymptomatic infections would be greeted with great joy, because a disease that has mutated to a harmless form was seen as a good thing. Infections that cause no harm and conferred immunity. Let ‘er rip!

Alas, allowing harmlessness to spread would admit the zero covid policy was wrong. -William M Briggs

I would really love to watch Bobby explain why we would need to keep fighting COVID if nobody was dying from it.
 
The worst human tendency Bob exemplifies isn't the dehumanization and hatred of people who are marginally different from him. Not that that's healthy, but we've been managing to move along through conflicts for our whole existence. The most self-destructive tendency Bob exemplifies is our tendency to use technology to replace friendships with toys and family with masturbation. Look at what Bob's dream is - it's to have his consciousness removed from his body and plugged into an infinite entertainment engine where he will forever be blissfully unaware that he no longer is even capable of doing anything. He just wants porn, cartoons, and videogames streamed into his brain for eternity, with someone else, out there, doing the work to build and maintain the machines that perpetuate his sterile, pointless existence.
 
Yes, the Fantastic Beasts franchise is totally failing because people care about degenerate trannies, and not because it's a forgettable, obvious cash-grab.
Never mind WB purposefully tanking it because they backed fake victim Amber Herd over Johnny Depp.
 
An horrible thing happened. A fag (pronoun: any) and xir adopted children have been accosted by a random Albert Einstein.
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"Conservatives are the ones who are sexualizing children", take 33542. Evangelicals are the real perves!
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The opposite of Evangelicals is High-Tech.
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Democracy is great until the people vote the wrong person.
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NATO bullshit. Source if you read Dutch.
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A gunman shot 10 people in Manhattan on Tuesday. No camera footage of the shooting could be obtained. You probably guessed the race of the suspect and you'd be right.
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Drama Hogg pokes his head out again. Bobby approves.
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Having studied "Seminary-level scripture under the Jesuits", Bobby still thinks the Jesuits are people.
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In the old days in medicine (2019), a surge in asymptomatic infections would be greeted with great joy, because a disease that has mutated to a harmless form was seen as a good thing. Infections that cause no harm and conferred immunity. Let ‘er rip!
Still, recent experience in Hong Kong suggests that Omicron can be rapidly fatal to the old and deliberated (no surprise) and to previously healthy children less than 6 year old (HUGE surprise). So at this moment I'm more cautious about the pandemic spread than I was even at the beginning of 2022.


Moonknight.
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Warner Bros don't want China to know that Dumbledore was bathhouse buddy with Foucault.
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Well my Geography is a bit rusty but I don't recall someone telling me that China is part of Florida.

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Of course you are free to complain an award is too white, but you are racist if you complain an award is too black.
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Nutter cow Kevin Allred love to claim that black women invented country music. Well popular culture has always been a mongrel and it is not surprising that we find some black genes wherever you look. On the flip side, a lot of people, regardless of race, think that white people has no place in R 'n B and rap.

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Deep State and Soros.
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Democracy is great until the people vote the wrong person.
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Man of PEACE?!

Motherfucker, you can't even stop thinking about the way you would gas the people you hate, and the wrong-thinkers. You can't get your head out of your ass and see the nuisance layers within a conflict as devastating as the war between Ukraine, and Russia. No, your peace is not through understanding, and diplomacy, but through suppression, and extermination.

Case in point, your easy disregard toward politics once things do not begin align to your favor. Wanna know who else thinks like you? A Dictator. And one with power aspirations like you, Blob. All this talk of being a good person, inherently unflawed in terms of morality. And yet, you are willing to trade HUMAN FUCKING LIVES as long it suits your needs.

Good God, what a unlikable, unpleasant cunt.
 
This guy in question wasn't really loved in Russia either. But hilarious how instantly he was labeled a "traitor", then again prob got off easier compared to 2 other guys that the Ukrainian troops just simply executed (one being a high ranking general and one who took part in the 1st round of peace talks)

Oh, I'm sorry Bob. Was that supposed to be funny? I kinda missed it because of the total lack of comedy. Hey, Bob wanna see a video of the "brave" Ukrainian soldiers getting blasted by their own tank?

Ye Bob and ya know what else? People with a working brain started questioning a lot of inconsistencies that might point that the Ukrainian military went hog in their own city just to blame the Russian military for it. Heck, wasn't the 1st time they pulled some fucked up shit. Remember that girl from the photo about how "Evul Russian planes bombed a hospital"? Funny thing, she was interviewed, saying how nobody heard any plane sounds and how the explosion happened right in the middle of the two buildings, how Ukrainian soldiers were indeed stationed inside the said hospital, how some British reporters would take photos of her on purpose despite asking them to stop AND that they never published an interview they took from her while she stayed at another hospital.
 
Every time Blobert makes you mad just remember one little thing:

When he inevitably dies of something he could have prevented, the only lasting legacy will be a YouTube channel which will get shut down.

He had made no real change to the world, he has no lasting legacy, not even a small one.

He is less than a medieval villager who spent time building a stone fence for his sheep.

He is less than a Bronze Age goatherder who carves a dick on a rock out of boredom.

Why get mad at someone who, even at the most generous definition, has done nothing of note and who will vanish completely once his Twitter and YouTube accounts get purged.
 
For the gent above asking why CibemaRobert, the greatest Thunker of our time, has not formed an LLC the answer is Bob probably doesn’t want an LLC because of Drumpf or something equally stupid and nonsensical, like how Bob spends so much fucking time randomly shoutin
Democracy is great until the people vote the wrong person.
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I shouldn’t be surprised that there are people out there so terrified of any uncertainty that they can’t handle the democratic process’ ability to produce a self destructive result nor can they accept that it’s a feature and not a bug but here we are and, yeah, I’m shocked that someone this fucking retarded is a part of society but I accept that because we need them around to laugh at, mock and use as an example to the younger generation of what a retard looks like.
 
Also, the Simpsons is so culturally irrelevant, except to be used as an example of something that's lived on well past its prime (maybe Bob senses a kindred spirit in that regard?). I was trying to think of the last time anyone I knew really talked about it, and aside from going back to watch some of the real early episodes a few months ago, I think the last I heard about the Simpsons was back in '07 when the movie came out.
Whenever I see someone referencing the Simpsons they are usually talking about older episodes with stellar writing, not the more recent ones where they are usually dedicated to either jerking off to some political horseshit, sucking off some celebrities or doing anything but writing good episodes. It's still a notorious and culturally relevant show (Most people can recognize a good deal of the characters with ease, even if they don't watch it), but it's been limping on for more than a decade now. They still make some good episodes every now and then, but a good deal of them are utterly unwatchable!

Bob probably sees himself in Lisa, the smart kid that is always set back by the "obsoletes" surrounding her. Except Bob is not smart, is set back by his own personality and simply can't admit he's ever wrong!

Man of PEACE?!

Motherfucker, you can't even stop thinking about the way you would gas the people you hate, and the wrong-thinkers. You can't get your head out of your ass and see the nuisance layers within a conflict as devastating as the war between Ukraine, and Russia. No, your peace is not through understanding, and diplomacy, but through suppression, and extermination.

Case in point, your easy disregard toward politics once things do not begin align to your favor. Wanna know who else thinks like you? A Dictator. And one with power aspirations like you, Blob. All this talk of being a good person, inherently unflawed in terms of morality. And yet, you are willing to trade HUMAN FUCKING LIVES as long it suits your needs.

Good God, what a unlikable, unpleasant cunt.

Bob is closer to Mao than to Gandhi. And even Mao had his competences, despite being an utter pile of horseshit of an human being. Bob wouldn't be capable of running a prison camp in his deluded Utopia, let alone a country!

It's actually fun to watch this guy flail around. He is starting to go rough on his own viewers, he is that deep on his own delusions of grandeur. Eventually he will do something bad enough that his patreon will hurt bad, and without any bridges unburned left, he will be truly fucking done this time!
 
Bob's attachment to the Simpsons stems from him viewing Homer as representing him, since Homer is also a fat, alcoholic exceptional individual.
Homer may love to eat, drink, and get into ill-advised hijinks but underneath that he is a loving father, husband, friend, and has a moral compass. Homer has dreams, and sometimes they work out. Sometimes he pushes too hard but realizes his mistake in the end. But he is a well-intentioned man who sets examples with his mistakes or hubris. The show's sweetness is the yin to the yang of edgy jokes about the American family and 1980s/90s culture.

Homer's personality is defined by the very first episode. He spends the entire episode trying to put together a great christmas for his family after being foolishly parted with his money. He bets the last 14 bucks he has on a dog race so that he can buy presents, he almost gets shot looking for a tree, he tries everything his simple mind can think of. In the end he brings home an unwanted dog because he sympathizes and empathizes with it, and it makes christmas wonderful for everyone.

Homer has a sweet center, and thats probably what Marge sees in him. Unless it was a plot specific story, Homer would never be as rancid as Bob. If Bob were a simpsons character he'd be

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My summation regarding Bob up to this point is that he lives vicariously through all of this entertainment nonsense. That his social positions are always reflective of twitter, and that he associates all good things with the combination of the two. Everything else might as well be christ and backwards hillbillies.

The funny thing is, he won't get banned from social media, or change any of his opinions because of two factors. One is that everyone ignores him, because engaging with him is a nusiance. Two is those that support his view are like him. They are consoomers. What is delicious, is that he seems to be the biggest follower, the most zealous believer, yet calls himself a thinker.
 
Democracy is great until the people vote the wrong person.
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This is amusing. Of these five comments, Bob's basically has nothing to do with the content, he's reacting solely to the original wrong tweet (and maybe headline of the article) and just ranting off of it as if it's relevant and essential. The two people who reply to Bob are the only ones that actually understood the content of the article, that some things like rights may be too important to leave to a simple majority vote. (A position Bob does not hold, as rights should be only for the 2% of the population that are Thinkers.)

Bob is closer to Mao than to Gandhi.
Mao was a sex fiend though.
 
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