Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Once again, I want you to imagine how annoying Chris would have been as a kid.
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This is just getting embarrassing now. The next time someone tells me I'm overreacting when I say Twitter and Tiktok are destroying society I'm going to kidnap them and force them to read this thread in its entirety, then force them to watch every one of Chris' Boomertoks.
 
This is amusing. Of these five comments, Bob's basically has nothing to do with the content, he's reacting solely to the original wrong tweet (and maybe headline of the article) and just ranting off of it as if it's relevant and essential. The two people who reply to Bob are the only ones that actually understood the content of the article, that some things like rights may be too important to leave to a simple majority vote. (A position Bob does not hold, as rights should be only for the 2% of the population that are Thinkers.)
"I'd be more worried about what the next Hitler elected by the obsolete types wants to/will do in office."

Bob, the only major difference between your plan for the Red States and the one concocted by the Nazis for the Slavic lands is that you want to fill in the forcibly vacated space with prehistoric creatures because it's "cool." Otherwise, it's a near one to one copy. Enough with your proclamations about worrying about what others would do if they took power.
 
Hell, has he even seen any part of America outside of the suburbs of Boston?
Very doubtful. I think he went to a work conference once, but other than that he pretty much sticks to his mommie's basement. He very clearly bases his view of the Heartland on stereotypes from some stupid movie or another, but he's too Bobtarded to understand the difference between movies and reality.
 
Bob has seen the rest of Europe and Russia.

A reasonably small amount of food for a normal person says he didn't have a passport until he needed one for his sister's wedding.
Hell, has he even seen any part of America outside of the suburbs of Boston?
I wouldn't put it past him to think that furiously Googling about other parts of the world means that he's "seen" them.
 
I have not been to this thread in a while and I am honestly astonished at how low Bob's brother has fallen. Remember, this guy is (or maybe was at this point) gainfully employed in a skilled profession and married with children.

Now he has sunken so low as to try and ape his failure of a brother and has somehow come off as an even bigger more pathetic failure.
 
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Vernon Jones is Black. Bobby thinks a Black person doesn't belong in "people".

Nigger suspected in Brooklyn metro shooting. Colored twitter works hard to dissociate his crime with his color.
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An affirmative-action physicist at U of North Carolina calls out Ben Shapiro "You sound like a bozo bro. You ain't get no pussy and you can't make your wife go wet". As a consolation, Bobby shares grooming tips.
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If Mason reads Twitter he'd notice most people thought the niggo was pure cringe.


The hobo Albert Einstein we met in the last update might be a Right Wing secret police!
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Tranny hates that because the media don't suck enough girldicks.
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Again, why don't they move to Canada as they promised us in 2016?

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Fake Tits is a models for Believers:
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It's just Bobby's old, insane fantasy of liberating the Harry Potter franchise from that bloodthirsty tyrant and turn it into a woke multimedia crossover project à la MCU. For that to happen, first WB and Universal Studios have to cut tie with Rowling, who will then offer the franchise for sale, and Disney will be sure to buy it.

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I have NOT had Dunkin Donuts. They do not exist here. They virtually disappeared from Canada in the 1990s, and I do not recall ever having one of their donuts.

I HAVE had Krispy Kreme. Krispy Kreme is fucking delicious. They fucking make the donuts right fucking there.

Anyone who's had BOTH Dunkin' Donuts and Tim Horton's, please to compare the two? Given that Tim Horton's < Krispy Kreme (Timmy's basically reheats frozen donuts rather than making them on-site from raw, and I heard Dunkin Donuts does that too)? I mean god I figured Chippa has a palate like a cow's backside, but to claim warmed-over from frozen Dunkin Donuts are better than Krispy Kreme is pure sacrelige.
 
It's amusing to me that Bob really doesn't understand who Rowling is and how much power she has over the franchise.

There is nothing WB could do to pressure Jo into signing Harry Potter over to them. This is a woman who lost her billionaire status not because of bad drugs or frivolous purchases, but because she gave a majority of her income to charity. The woman clearly doesn't care about the money. And even if she did, the books, movies, and other merchandise are doing so well that all she needs to do is wait a few minutes and she'll have some more.

He really is out of touch with reality.
Remember when, a year or two ago, some guy responded to Chris on twitter and told him that he needs to stop bugging his followers there for donations and instead look into other avenues? It's great to see Chris took that advice to heart.
 
I have NOT had Dunkin Donuts. They do not exist here. They virtually disappeared from Canada in the 1990s, and I do not recall ever having one of their donuts.

I HAVE had Krispy Kreme. Krispy Kreme is fucking delicious. They fucking make the donuts right fucking there.

Anyone who's had BOTH Dunkin' Donuts and Tim Horton's, please to compare the two? Given that Tim Horton's < Krispy Kreme (Timmy's basically reheats frozen donuts rather than making them on-site from raw, and I heard Dunkin Donuts does that too)? I mean god I figured Chippa has a palate like a cow's backside, but to claim warmed-over from frozen Dunkin Donuts are better than Krispy Kreme is pure sacrelige.
Dunks used to make donuts on site, back before the mid-90s. Somewhere along the line, they went franchise mad and stopped doing that. Their coffee also changed for the worse.

KK is overrated as all hell. Even most southerners know and admit it. "You've got to get a donut no later than 32 seconds after it's off the conveyor belt".

From the times I've been up there, I've thought Tim's was fairly crappy. Nothing offensive, but they obviously haven't got shit on your average Montreal cafe. Hate on the French as you will, but they know coffee and pastry.
 
I have NOT had Dunkin Donuts. They do not exist here. They virtually disappeared from Canada in the 1990s, and I do not recall ever having one of their donuts.

I HAVE had Krispy Kreme. Krispy Kreme is fucking delicious. They fucking make the donuts right fucking there.

Anyone who's had BOTH Dunkin' Donuts and Tim Horton's, please to compare the two? Given that Tim Horton's < Krispy Kreme (Timmy's basically reheats frozen donuts rather than making them on-site from raw, and I heard Dunkin Donuts does that too)? I mean god I figured Chippa has a palate like a cow's backside, but to claim warmed-over from frozen Dunkin Donuts are better than Krispy Kreme is pure sacrelige.
Ever had a Dunkin' Donuts ham sandwich?

I have.

It didn't taste anything like ham. I could barely taste any meat at all. What kind of quality control are they running?
 
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