Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[JayHarrison]

Continuing the argument between ReddyThePopulist and Bobby, which you might recall was about the distinction between globalism (bad racist, antisemitic dogwhistle) and globalization (good Superior Future).
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In other words, Bobby is arguing on behalf of jetsetters, even though he had only ever left his country for his sister's wedding, where he huddled over his phone all the time.

EXTREME IRONY ALERT! Moviebob says he's "against racist owners" and "against racist workers", yet he finds racism against whites acceptable and funny. I know I'm becoming repetitive when I say this, but racist Moviebob is racist.

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"Ignorant, superstitious, and hateful" is a Moviebob trifecta!

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Thus Bobby spells out the credo of the Church of Technologism.

I thought that was the credo of the Church of Technofascism, a religious sect to which Moviebob is openly--and blindly--loyal.

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The Hill muses about the possibility of amending the Constitution so that Elon Musk can run for US president.
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Jealous, Bob? Elon Musk knows more about science than you do. Hell, even JOE FUCKING ROGAN knows more about science than you do, Bob.

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Some woman claims a Trump-endorsed Nebraska governor candidate has put his hand up her dress. She was literally shaking as she told the press (Archive of HuffPo article)
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And do you think Moviebob believes Juanita Broddrick?

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So you tell people to choose a cop over the descendent of a Cuban illegal. I can respect that!

Since I refuse to support Democrats, allow me to say:
Ru-bi-o, Ru-bi-o, RU-BI-O!

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Yet another claim that AOC is a CIA plant. Bobby has a friend who works in law/politics (No Bobby, I'm pretty sure Kate "Chase" Strangio doesn't see you as a friend)
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Once again, Bob's shooting his reproductive DNA over AOC's boots.

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Joe Biden and AOC are... Literally Dumb & Dumber.

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JD Vance finds it ridiculous that the Biden administration focuses so much on Ukraine.
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Not caring about Ukraine makes you a monster; indeed they probably think people who spell Zelensky with one y are monsters too.
BTW let's hope James Gunn, or even Lesser Brother, would make an Oscar-bait movie about Bobby's life.

Remember when Moviebob wasn't a pile of shit badly cosplaying in human form? That was so far back, not even Pepperidge Farm can remember.

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The sinking of Moskva. If Putin does not retaliate, he has no balls.
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Well, of course, Russia hasn't existed in three years. Russia only mattered when Donald Trump was in office! Nobody's cared about the Russians since Fuckwit in Chief Joe Biden took control!

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Indeed Moscow should bomb Kyiv all the way back to Kiev.

Shit. Zero-IQ Roger Ebert is happy.

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Responses to Bobby's non-review of Fantastic Beasts.
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The only way I'd ever be to click on Moviebob's video so that I can click "dislike" and close the window before the video even starts. But since I don't want to give this Bostonian Benito my clicks, even if it's for a quick FU.

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Bobby hates people bringing up his "Halloween" photo, so he refrains from laughing at Mike Pence and his wife's.
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Mike Pence is a better human than you'll ever be, Bob.

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Political terms are, as Bobby said, extremely malleable. That's why they are the favorite of the dishonest, the hypocritical, and the libelous.
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Does canceling student debts count as socialism? And given it is restricted to America the adjective National automatically applies.

"Dishonest, hypocritical, and libelous" is another Moviebob trifecta!

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Florida continues to do God's work, this time by cleaning up "math" textbooks of the "So that's how we prove all angles subtended by the same chord are equal and Maya Angelou was raped at age 8" variety.
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And any number under 7 is Bob's IQ.

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One-two punch. How would Meta Mato survive?

I'll trust an anime avatar before I'll ever trust a Moviebob avatar. BTW, Bob, this "yer mum" stuff is lazy; you, as a Thinker™, should know that by now.

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Edward Gorcenski:
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If you really want to kick Nazis off your platform, you can start by deep-sixing Moviebob's accounts.

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Is Moviebob advocating for his much-beloved eugenics again?

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Bizarre brain-fart fresh out of Bobby's ass:

What else is new?

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Easter movie with niece and nephew!
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But can the kids endure the mass-electrocution scene at the end?

I probably wouldn't have. Then again, I'll openly admit to repeatedly crying at the end of the Bugs Bunny short What's Opera, Doc? as a child.

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"There's never a bruise on any of you". Bill Maher's statement is immediately disproved by Roddy Piper.
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Has Bobby always been so hostile to Bill Maher? I thought he would drink Maher's smug fedoraism like Manna?

There may have been a time at which Moviebob had any level respect for Bill Maher. Seeing as how Maher's calling out the petulant bullshit spewed by idiots like Bob, I don't see Bob wanting to mend fences with Bill.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

I'm sorry, did the guy with an avatar of a character from a parody religion from the seventies tinted the colors of the flag-du-jour just mock someone else's avatar? This is not a glass house, this is a glass retail outlet and showroom for a window manufacturer.

 

[glib]

The problem with these people is that they don't even entertain their opposition. They just immediately go
"bigoted"
"racist"
"ignorant"
etc.

It's not substantial, nor is it an argument. To be this dismissive you have to explain why any of these things are wrong, bad for society, or whatever you're trying to prove.
These people take for granted that they all believe the same thing, and think the same way. They are literally the ones who want to punish disagreement or variation. They want globalhomo orthodoxy, so they can have their United nations spaceships colonize mars or whatever cope they come up with to fill their lust for some kind of progress towards the untenable.

 

[Keavy Rain]

For those wondering why CinemaRobert does the barest minimum necessary to push out a video, this has been the Bob Chipman way from day fucking one.

In this case, let’s compare him to DSP and Boogie. All three of them behave like all they have to do to succeed and thrive is to keep churning out the same low effort content that got them attention and I suspect the one thing they all have in common is that no one (Parents, teachers, extended family) REQUIRED them to do more until they hit adulthood, got a real job and realized it doesn’t immediately reward them, so fuck that.

I’m not saying you can discipline a child into a successful adult 100% of the time but if you get a child with the right disposition and enable that behavior there’s a good chance you’ll get someone like Bob, Boogie or DSP who thinks showing up and doing the bare minimum is the exact same as someone who uses their free time, money and resources effectively to make noticeable improvements and continues to do so since, ya know, they’re asking you to pay for the content you can get for free and want to deliver value for the money.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

For those wondering why CinemaRobert does the barest minimum necessary to push out a video, this has been the Bob Chipman way from day fucking one.

In this case, let’s compare him to DSP and Boogie. All three of them behave like all they have to do to succeed and thrive is to keep churning out the same low effort content that got them attention and I suspect the one thing they all have in common is that no one (Parents, teachers, extended family) REQUIRED them to do more until they hit adulthood, got a real job and realized it doesn’t immediately reward them, so fuck that.

I’m not saying you can discipline a child into a successful adult 100% of the time but if you get a child with the right disposition and enable that behavior there’s a good chance you’ll get someone like Bob, Boogie or DSP who thinks showing up and doing the bare minimum is the exact same as someone who uses their free time, money and resources effectively to make noticeable improvements and continues to do so since, ya know, they’re asking you to pay for the content you can get for free and want to deliver value for the money.

This isn't all that uncommon. You have a lot of people who see success as the finish line rather than the next step, so they assume all they need to do is reach a certain point and then they're good forever. These people usually fail, but Bob, Boogie and DSP are so fucking mystifying they can keep going because people are fascinated by them.

A shame Bob really doesn't have a manager or something who could tell him to improve. He might not be swirling the drain and living with his mother.

 

[Red Hood]

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For Christ's sake how old are these people?

Foods evoke strong memories. For the narrator of À la recherche du temps perdu, it is the taste of madeleine cake dipped in tea. For Chris Chipman, it is...
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Boston is getting expensive.
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This Fiona thing is another of Chrisie's Angels, hence:
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If you have $500 to waste, you can give it to Chris and he'd hook you up with a tranny.

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Oh, I can't wait for Jesus to come back and pass judgment on the Chipmen with a quick "I never knew you, next."

 

[Keavy Rain]

A shame Bob really doesn't have a manager or something who could tell him to improve. He might not be swirling the drain and living with his mother.

Having a manager only works if you listen to them and follow their advice. Bob comes off as the kind who is and will always be permanently locked into the idea that he’s the Galaxy brain in a world of people who need him to tell them how to do everything.

It leans back to my idea of Bob never being challenged and may be a sign that Mommy and Daddy Chipman did everything for them.

 

[Mola Ram]

Having a manager only works if you listen to them and follow their advice. Bob comes off as the kind who is and will always be permanently locked into the idea that he’s the Galaxy brain in a world of people who need him to tell them how to do everything.

It leans back to my idea of Bob never being challenged and may be a sign that Mommy and Daddy Chipman did everything for them.

Besides, who'd want to manage Bob? If you're going to be a tard wrangler, at least wrangle actual tards so you can get health insurance.

 

[Koby_Fish]

China cannot be oppressing minorities because it is a paradise of workers and wokers.
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Political terms are, as Bobby said, extremely malleable. That's why they are the favorite of the dishonest, the hypocritical, and the libelous.
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Does canceling student debts count as socialism? And given it is restricted to America the adjective National automatically applies.

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Florida continues to do God's work, this time by cleaning up "math" textbooks of the "So that's how we prove all angles subtended by the same chord are equal and Maya Angelou was raped at age 8" variety.
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For the record Carlson's responds was "'Testicular tanning' sounds crazy, but it is also crazy that people are oblivious to the crashing testosterone levels. So why is it crazy to seek solutions?"

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One-two punch. How would Meta Mato survive?

Random talking heads:
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Edward Gorcenski:
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Bizarre brain-fart fresh out of Bobby's ass:
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You're sure Bobby wasn't the one who made up this crap? But at least Nephilim x Cthulu in Hyperboea is a more marketable idea than Care Bears x Paradise Lost.

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Peter Coffin and the Commie Adventures in Cartoon Land.
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For Christ's sake how old are these people?

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For comparison, Sonic 2 debuted at 71M domestically and was widely hailed as a triumph. So Führerin Rowling's moneyraker doesn't look too bad.

"The Number One movie this weekend is a box office disaster". If that's true, perhaps the problem isn't the "bigot", but the whole cinema industry.
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Easter movie with niece and nephew!
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But can the kids endure the mass-electrocution scene at the end?

Bobby supplies a non-infantile discourse on David Lynch. Bobby uses the magic word "reify" that adds +3 to Intellect and +10 to Douchebaggery.
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Will Bobby wake up from his own Lynchian nightmare?

Lynch can't be a conservative because he doesn't believe in Jesus. New-age woos are okay but not Jesus.
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Isn't pining for a real or imagined "innocence" the lynchpin (sorry) of conservativism?

Bobby appreciates the subtlety in Star Wars, unlike casual fans who wants to make everything BADASS! and METAL!
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Whor promises to be another mélange à merdes, with nudge-nudge-wink-wink between Best Chris and Worst Chris.
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"There's never a bruise on any of you". Bill Maher's statement is immediately disproved by Roddy Piper.
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Has Bobby always been so hostile to Bill Maher? I thought he would drink Maher's smug fedoraism like Manna?

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There is only one reason a woman marries a man old enough to be her grandpa.

Soon to come to a store near you.
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Luke knows Cicero. He has a PhD in Communication unlike your uneducated, unwashed ghouls. He also know that obfuscation has always been part of the politico's toolbox.
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soooo is gerald Nellson copying off Bob, or is it the other way around? Or are they both feeding off each other with that bullshit?

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The problem with these people is that they don't even entertain their opposition. They just immediately go
"bigoted"
"racist"
"ignorant"
etc.

It's not substantial, nor is it an argument. To be this dismissive you have to explain why any of these things are wrong, bad for society, or whatever you're trying to prove.
These people take for granted that they all believe the same thing, and think the same way. They are literally the ones who want to punish disagreement or variation. They want globalhomo orthodoxy, so they can have their United nations spaceships colonize mars or whatever cope they come up with to fill their lust for some kind of progress towards the untenable.

eh, for un-thinkers/anti-thinkers like Bob, it's self-evident why these things are "wrong". They do so by using the labels provided. Of course, it's cheap and lazy, but some of Bob's senpais might actually give a half-informative (if still nonsensical because Postmodern Bullshit) answer. Bob would be like 'but bigotry is wrawng, what moah do ya wahnt?'

Oh, I can't wait for Jesus to come back and pass judgment on the Chipmen with a quick "I never knew you, next."

Bob and Chippa: "BUT BUT SKY DADDY DOESN'T REALS! THIS IS ALL AN ILLUSION! THE ONLY THING THAT REALS IS THE SOOPEERYAH FYOOTCHAH foretold by the Prophet Walt of Disney in the Book of EPCOT!"
Jesus: I have good news and bad news. The good news is, this IS the Superior Future. The bad news is, you won't get to be part of it, EVER. NEXT!*

*this is assuming no deathbed confession for either of them, but I'm not holding my breath on either one.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

China cannot be oppressing minorities because it is a paradise of workers and wokers.
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Political terms are, as Bobby said, extremely malleable. That's why they are the favorite of the dishonest, the hypocritical, and the libelous.
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Does canceling student debts count as socialism? And given it is restricted to America the adjective National automatically applies.

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Florida continues to do God's work, this time by cleaning up "math" textbooks of the "So that's how we prove all angles subtended by the same chord are equal and Maya Angelou was raped at age 8" variety.
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For the record Carlson's responds was "'Testicular tanning' sounds crazy, but it is also crazy that people are oblivious to the crashing testosterone levels. So why is it crazy to seek solutions?"

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One-two punch. How would Meta Mato survive?

Random talking heads:
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Edward Gorcenski:
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Bizarre brain-fart fresh out of Bobby's ass:
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You're sure Bobby wasn't the one who made up this crap? But at least Nephilim x Cthulu in Hyperboea is a more marketable idea than Care Bears x Paradise Lost.

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Peter Coffin and the Commie Adventures in Cartoon Land.
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For Christ's sake how old are these people?

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For comparison, Sonic 2 debuted at 71M domestically and was widely hailed as a triumph. So Führerin Rowling's moneyraker doesn't look too bad.

"The Number One movie this weekend is a box office disaster". If that's true, perhaps the problem isn't the "bigot", but the whole cinema industry.
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Easter movie with niece and nephew!
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But can the kids endure the mass-electrocution scene at the end?

Bobby supplies a non-infantile discourse on David Lynch. Bobby uses the magic word "reify" that adds +3 to Intellect and +10 to Douchebaggery.
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Will Bobby wake up from his own Lynchian nightmare?

Lynch can't be a conservative because he doesn't believe in Jesus. New-age woos are okay but not Jesus.
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Isn't pining for a real or imagined "innocence" the lynchpin (sorry) of conservativism?

Bobby appreciates the subtlety in Star Wars, unlike casual fans who wants to make everything BADASS! and METAL!
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Whor promises to be another mélange à merdes, with nudge-nudge-wink-wink between Best Chris and Worst Chris.
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"There's never a bruise on any of you". Bill Maher's statement is immediately disproved by Roddy Piper.
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Has Bobby always been so hostile to Bill Maher? I thought he would drink Maher's smug fedoraism like Manna?

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There is only one reason a woman marries a man old enough to be her grandpa.

Soon to come to a store near you.
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Luke knows Cicero. He has a PhD in Communication unlike your uneducated, unwashed ghouls. He also know that obfuscation has always been part of the politico's toolbox.
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Bob wanting to plant a giant Godzilla statue in his hypothetical yard would probably be the only time I'd ever cheer on the HOA.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Bob wanting to plant a giant Godzilla statue in his hypothetical yard would probably be the only time I'd ever cheer on the HOA.

If Bob was less of a child and he lived in an actual house by himself, I could see him gleefully cheering on the most stringent and ridiculous HOA mandates. He would rat out his neighbors to the head of the HOA because their grass was a quarter-inch too high or their shutter were painted a color of blue that was one shade too bright. Then he would sperg out on Twitter about how his inferior neighbors are ruining the property value he earned by bravely living in the same neighborhood as them and then calling for them to be gassed.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Random talking heads:
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Who is David Roberts and why is he an idiot who thinks gibberish is a substitute for thought? Bob RTing him I understand however.

Free speech is not conceptually impossible unless you believe in some zero-sum notion of speech beyond the limitations imposed by time and space themselves. David is not talking about free speech, he's conceiving of a right to be heard. Under his theory the state silencing everyone else so each person gets ten seconds to speak and be heard equally (which presumably also requires the state to demand everyone pay attention and listen) is the ideal method of free expression. (Actually he would probably deny this is what he meant despite it being what he said. Most of these people only conceive of a world they and other "important" voices are heard while the "shared restraints" merely silence those who do not deserve to speak or be heard and so don't understand their own arguments.)

Further, this complaint is less about free speech than it is about property rights. David likely believes that free speech requires that he have a right to command another person's property to publish and amplify his speech. Also, he presumably believes that a person alone on a desert island has no free speech because there's no one around to hear him except the animals.

It's remarkable how many simpletons think their unexamined premises are the height of intellectual thought. (As proven by my Kiwi Farms posts.)

Edward Gorcenski:
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So Bob and Gorcenski want social media companies to investigate their users and ban them for things they do outside the platform?

Bob RTing this conflicts with the above RT. The Diabeeto Dialectic demands that Bob produce a synthesis.

 

[Red Hood]

Who is David Roberts and why is he an idiot who thinks gibberish is a substitute for thought? Bob RTing him I understand however.

Free speech is not conceptually impossible unless you believe in some zero-sum notion of speech beyond the limitations imposed by time and space themselves. David is not talking about free speech, he's conceiving of a right to be heard. Under his theory the state silencing everyone else so each person gets ten seconds to speak and be heard equally (which presumably also requires the state to demand everyone pay attention and listen) is the ideal method of free expression. (Actually he would probably deny this is what he meant despite it being what he said. Most of these people only conceive of a world they and other "important" voices are heard while the "shared restraints" merely silence those who do not deserve to speak or be heard and so don't understand their own arguments.)

Further, this complaint is less about free speech than it is about property rights. David likely believes that free speech requires that he have a right to command another person's property to publish and amplify his speech. Also, he presumably believes that a person alone on a desert island has no free speech because there's no one around to hear him except the animals.

It's remarkable how many simpletons think their unexamined premises are the height of intellectual thought. (As proven by my Kiwi Farms posts.)


So Bob and Gorcenski want social media companies to investigate their users and ban them for things they do outside the platform?

Bob RTing this conflicts with the above RT. The Diabeeto Dialectic demands that Bob produce a synthesis.

Bob wants a Gestapo that agrees with him. Which is basically the classic Gestapo with a woke mask on.

 

[Positron]

Because this thread is so popular, I decide to sell this space for ads.

Your son is calling you, so is your comb!

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Because this thread is so popular, I decide to sell this space for ads.
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How on God's Earth do you even figure out that you're the first queer couple married somewhere? Not that it particularly matters, and no one in their right mind should care, but I'm wondering how they even learned.

The whole idea that consuming some type of media means an automatic endorsement of all the author's views still manages to be one of the most retarded takes. By its logic, all people watching Disney's films (including Der Kinofuhrer) should be brought up in the Hague for genocide of the Uyghurs.

But it is also phenomenally stupid because it precludes us from other perspectives, and those that may change our minds. I used to be really into the hardcore punk scene, who were really lefty anarchist, and I love the writing's of CS Lewis who was a college professor who is most famous for his Christian apologetics and children's lit. I read biographies of soldiers and the poetry of Shakespeare, exposing yourself to less ideas does not make your ideas stronger, it makes you ignorant.

The truth is not fragile, you can poke and prod it constantly, and you are better for it.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Powerleveling a bit, you guys are getting to experience the corrosion of living standards in the First World. This is nothing compared to what people go through in "developing" countries, where people make shit wages with even higher living costs. Always remember, it could be much worse, for now at least your dollars still go much further than the local currency in these places, and they have even crazier laws that are made by the ruling class and their allies to make it so the little guy can't compete with them. Big Companies can afford these nonsense taxes, the same taxes that break the backs of family businesses. Seems they picked up a thing or two from them!

The U.S.'s corrupt political and business leaders are just waiting for the Boomers and Gen-Xers to die off so that no one can remember what life was like back when the country was functional/ put its own citizens first, or when Twitter wasn't seen as some higher form of reality. Then they'll really start planting the boots on people's necks and forcing them into bugpods. You can't resist your oppressors if you can't imagine what life could be like without them...

Best part being that Bob is fucking 40 years old. He would be on the side of the old guys in this one. He really refuses to accept that time has passed and now he is an adult, doesn't him? He doesn't have anything close to a youthful spirit, he is just mentally stuck on his early teens since fucking forever. I sweat, twenty years from now, assuming he is even still alive with that diet of his, he will still be acting like a fucking manbaby despite being an old fart. What an asshole!

It's said if someone suffers a trauma, they remain stuck at the age when they experienced it. Bob's trauma was evidently being told off at the age of ten when he wouldn't stop sperging about Mario in gym class.

How on God's Earth do you even figure out that you're the first queer couple married somewhere? Not that it particularly matters, and no one in their right mind should care, but I'm wondering how they even learned.

The Azores are becoming an "eco-tourism" area, so despite being stanchly Catholic, they're more than willing to embrace the poz if it means more gay dollars flowing their way. I'm frankly surprised that Chippa's witchwaifu and xir husbando were the first gay couple to tie the knot there.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

The whole idea that consuming some type of media means an automatic endorsement of all the author's views still manages to be one of the most retarded takes. By its logic, all people watching Disney's films (including Der Kinofuhrer) should be brought up in the Hague for genocide of the Uyghurs.

But it is also phenomenally stupid because it precludes us from other perspectives, and those that may change our minds. I used to be really into the hardcore punk scene, who were really lefty anarchist, and I love the writing's of CS Lewis who was a college professor who is most famous for his Christian apologetics and children's lit. I read biographies of soldiers and the poetry of Shakespeare, exposing yourself to less ideas does not make your ideas stronger, it makes you ignorant.

The truth is not fragile, you can poke and prod it constantly, and you are better for it.

It doesn't even make sense. So they refuse to watch and review Fantastic Beasts because of Joanne's transphobia. Okay, fine, whatever. But then the SUPERIOR step of recommending Good products is not the logical next step. Not until all those products have been evaluated to ensure that no Bad Person was involved with them. How is refusing to do this acceptable rather than not potentially platforming more?

And what if there was no Bad Person involved but the product contains Bad Ideas. How can they know unless someone watches and reviews them and tells them about it?

And what if the reviewer is a Bad Person, surely they shouldn't watch that persons content. But that repeats the above problem!

This is why the only solution is that nothing Bad is produced in the first place. This is why Bob is such a forward Thinker: you just exterminate the Non-Persons before they can fool others into thinking they're a Person and letting them produce and spread their Bad around. It's simply unacceptable to not advance society like this when the risks are as high as they are currently.

 

[Mola Ram]

Because this thread is so popular, I decide to sell this space for ads.
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We rip on Chris a lot here (and rightfully so), but I have to say that 1 minute clip of him asking how you were introduced to various directors is more charismatic, engaging, and downright interesting than any movie video his brother has ever put out for his, ahem, "job."

 

[King Dead]

We rip on Chris a lot here (and rightfully so), but I have to say that 1 minute clip of him asking how you were introduced to various directors is more charismatic, engaging, and downright interesting than any movie video his brother has ever put out for his, ahem, "job."

Chris does a lot of stupid things. He parrots the usual socially-acceptable opinions on social media. He shamelessly begs people to support his Patreon and review his multitude of podcasts. He makes poor financial decisions, his excessive craft beer consumption not the least of these. He has a bizarre fixation on the Salem horror troon.

That said, Chris at least seems genuinely human. A lot of his pictures do have him looking a bit weird (please groom your beard, Chris), but generally in a "yeah he's the goofball of our group" kind of way. I have no idea what he's like to be around, but I figure I could probably at least tolerate his company for a while. And despite seeming to put more focus on his failing internet personality career than his actual job, I can't fault him for a lack of persistence. Despite not really getting traction on anything he tries, he keeps at it. Maybe not the smartest move, but hey, maybe he'll hit it big.

My general opinion of Chris is that he's right behind Bobby in reaching middle age soon, and he's getting an urge to want to do more with his life, or at least something different. He likely thinks that Bob's "career" is pretty cool, and he's emulating that in his own way. He does some dumb shit sometimes (like trying to get that self-employed guy fired), but overall, he's more or less harmless.

Bob, on the other hand...I mean, look at him. (And his Twitter icon is, dare I say, a flattering shot of him. I've included @Bolo's screencap for a more up-to-date and natural comparison.)


Dead, beady chicken eyes. Patchy receding hairline. Also patchy neckbeard. Sunken cheeks. Multiple chins. Forced, grimacing smile. Overweight, generally unhealthy appearance. Just by looks alone, Bob does not seem like anyone I'd want to be around. In any picture of Bob and Chris together, Chris looks normal, and Bob looks like he escaped from his sped handler.

And of course, this is only made worse by how Bob acts as a person. Twitter-addicted and hate-filled, constantly vomiting out word salads about how he wants to gas all conservatives so he can get his own rocket. Puts out garbage movie reviews where he sucks corporate dick, but only the acceptable ones like Disney; anything that offends his sensibilities is savaged and torn asunder, for whatever reason. He's obnoxious and bone-headed, breathtakingly ignorant of every topic yet acts like an expert because he can skim Wikipedia for five seconds. He's just the worst sort of person in pretty much every way. About the only saving grace is that I'm reasonably sure Bob hasn't done any sexual harassment, but that's only because he's a massive pussy who never leaves his mom's basement.

And that's why a minute of Chris opining about how he got introduced to different directors is considerably more watchable than any of Bob's "professional" work. No amount of writing, filming, or editing can polish the turd that is Bob's entire personality.

 

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Ilhan Omar made an amusing enough joke about the Christian guitar player guy on the plane, Bob quote-tweeted a film reference he made an hour earlier (like millions of other people had days ago) into her replies two days later:

Meanwhile, Bob thinks School of Rock/Jack Black created 80's music appreciation: