Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I'd laugh if he painted the entire room green and then only shot against that one wall
No way in hell Bob had the energy to paint more than the one wall.

That being said, I looked up a green screen for shits and giggles like 8 years ago and found a decent sized one for about $70. Just a quick google search has those small circular ones are like $25. Instead, Bob chooses to spend cash on the paint, waste time with labor, and look like a retard. Priceless
 
No way in hell Bob had the energy to paint more than the one wall.

That being said, I looked up a green screen for shits and giggles like 8 years ago and found a decent sized one for about $70. Just a quick google search has those small circular ones are like $25. Instead, Bob chooses to spend cash on the paint, waste time with labor, and look like a retard. Priceless

Like, seriously, just buy a muslin and a ring light mount and you're at least working in this decade
 
Bob's retarded green screen wall set up was miles better than his current "Granny's webcam" setup.

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I always enjoyed how the green reflected on him, because Bob is absolutely shit at lighting and all other aspects of video production.

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Bob has his greenscreen out on his newest video.

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Mind you it looks like shittiest quality one ever.
 
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You are dead nuts right about Inception. Tom Hardy even has a line in the movie, in the middle of a firefight, he says something like "You need to have a little imagination" to Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Joe is busy trying to shoot people with an M16, you see. Tom shows him up by...dreaming up a grenade launcher and that's it. Tom shoots it maybe twice and the idea of dreaming up something creative like that is never brought up or used again. I don't know if that's some sort of meta commentary about even when people are being creative they're not really creative or if it's just a movie being up it's own ass trying to be clever. I'm leaning towards the latter. I will say in the context of the movie it makes sense that they're using it to do kinda spy stuff. They establish that this tech is pretty pervasive and copro big wigs actually need training so they're not hoodwinked by slumber shenanigans but man oh man are they boring about it. Why can't they fly or walk through walls or shoot laser beams with their minds? Cuz super cereal spy moobie. Inception is a fun enough movie that flirts with the question of dream vs reality but takes itself way to seriously to tackle something that's been done much better by things before it, eg Paprika.

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@Flexo has set me straight. I forgot that the movie does establish that the subconscious will attack anything that gets too out of hand, like white blood cells going after a virus. I still think that's a pretty weak lampshade BUT that doesn't change the fact that I was wrong.
My rant had nothing to do with the mission the people in the movie were on - which was to implant an idea in someone's subconscious without them consciously knowing. Of course, it would have been counterproductive to go all batshit crazy in that case. I'm talking about the dream-VR technology as it fits into the setting of the movie itself. The people who invented it should have been marketing it to the public as a new VR experience or as a way to extend one's lifespan (or at least, one's perception of one's lifespan.) The movie even shows groups of people using the technology, ( presumably) for fun. Yes, it would be nice to keep the technology a secret so you can hack into people's brains at will, but surely you'd make a lot more money and have a lot bigger legacy by releasing it to the public...IF you could make it safe.


Anyway, I found this essay about Walt Disney and the repeal of the Reedy Creek Special District.

Walt Disney's original plans for EPCOT was MovieBob's wet dream, down to the corporation deciding every aspect of the resident's lives. If he stans hard for the version of EPCOT that he saw, imagine how much he would have loved the carless, powerplant-less Magical Space City? I wonder what Bob thinks about Walt Disney, the man himself? Walt seems to have been every Tumblr artist's wet dream - a magical daddy who would take care of them and let them live in a magical kingdom producing art. And yet many lefties hate Walt because he was anti-Communist and pro-family.
 
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Bob's retarded green screen wall set up was miles better than his current "Granny's webcam" setup.

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I always enjoyed how the green reflected on him, because Bob is absolutely shit at lighting and all other aspects of video production.

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Bob has his greenscreen out on his newest video.

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Mind you it looks like shittiest quality one ever.
Honesty, the second pic has him looking more….earnest? Personable? Less punchable?

Whatever the reason I think he comes across better compared to the douchebag m’lady thing he has going on in the first one.
 
Bob replies to a reply by insinuating that there are gingers, he doesn't clarify on sex, hot enough to keep people in a overtaxed, liberal hellhole like Boston over Florida.
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One, name them. Name these red hot peppers that would entice men to stay where they have to pay more for everything, have shitty weather, and less freedom.

Two, why the hell is he asking us if he enjoys beach weather? He does this consistently! He makes a statement but adds a question mark at the end of it as some kind of emphasis that as someone who engages in a lot of literary tomfoolery cannot figure out. He is supposed to be a professional who writes for a living. I am a retard on a backwoods website, larping as a man who got 240 years for getting into a shoot out with cops, posting mainly on two threads. How am I better at this than him?
Bob, Florida is full of Cubans. The kind of women those people produce are cosmically better in every sense than a couple of Irish Southie slags you gave creepy eyes toward at the bar.

Although it just occurred to me that these two gingers may be the ones he concocted for his imaginary threesome.
 
And a stupid virgin who will die without ever knowing the touch of a woman.
It's amazing how much you Believers are stuck in the past. Bob has evolved to the SUPERIOR FUTURE beyond the need of puerile things like sex to allow him to spend more time on his intellectual pursuits and fighting for Good People under attack. Procreation is completely unnecessary when you have evolved yourself into a role like YouTube movie reviewer that will sustain you for the entirety of the immortality that the uploading of the mind will provide. Every time you Not A Person losers try to take shots at Bob for this you just expose how Natural Selection is going to leave you behind in extinction. It'd be sad except your massive coping about Bob's clear superiority is hilarious to those who have chosen to become evolved by moving past superstition to science. I won't even get started on how the most attractive Women of the Future like Jen Psaki will prefer such a New Man anyway rather than someone who continues to rely on physical strength exposing their lack of evolutionary fitness.
 
My gawd, this dialogue fragment from the script they released is 110% FULL fucking cringe. It's even worse if that portion of dialogue or other portions like it, is not treated as a parody/played for laughs but as dead fucking serious. Hell, even as an attempt at comedy, it's still 100% fucking CRINGE. Who the fuck writes this shit? (rhetorical question of course) This movie will be awful, guarangoddamnteed.

The Department of Health in Florida has just issued an evidence-based guideline in management of gender-confused children. All trannies got their stink ditches in a twist.
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Disney has to be a black hole that sucks the mind out of anyone exposed to it.
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Oh BTW, I'm shocked Bobby has forgotten something so important to him.

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Putin looks very tense and his legs are restless, but these aren't tremors.


Bobby talks about... I can't be bothered to find out. 46 minutes.
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Bobby explains the technical issues with his videos. Note the royal "we".
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Buzz Lightskin:
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"Tinny sound that we've seen" Yeah i know, but the concept of seeing a sound is just, LOL. Maybe someone over there has synesthesia, idk.
Bob replies to a reply by insinuating that there are gingers, he doesn't clarify on sex, hot enough to keep people in a overtaxed, liberal hellhole like Boston over Florida.
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One, name them. Name these red hot peppers that would entice men to stay where they have to pay more for everything, have shitty weather, and less freedom.

Two, why the hell is he asking us if he enjoys beach weather? He does this consistently! He makes a statement but adds a question mark at the end of it as some kind of emphasis that as someone who engages in a lot of literary tomfoolery cannot figure out. He is supposed to be a professional who writes for a living. I am a retard on a backwoods website, larping as a man who got 240 years for getting into a shoot out with cops, posting mainly on two threads. How am I better at this than him?
it's fucking "uptalk", IN PRINT of all things. It's a bad fucking habit he picked up from valley girls in valley girl movies I guess. Plus the soy infested morons he hangs out with (with his bro). I guess he thinks it makes him sound like he's thinking/pondering/being SMRT.
Redheads tend to sunburn easily, and therefore tend to avoid the beach. At least in Bob's head, when he fantasizes about having a redhead girlfriend, for a few minutes before he has a joyless self-induced orgasm and passes out whimpering to himself that he's still Superior, dammit.
Yeah that too. Those bitches can just slap on SPF-3000 or something, lol.

I think Bob's talking about knowing some redheads who have convinced their SOs (NOT bob of course lol) not to go to Flawridah or any other MAGAghoulen beach. I do NOT believe ANY redhead gave Bob specifically the time of day, let alone convince him to fuck her rather than go to the beach. I also don't think that any redhead convinced anyone Bob knows, not to go to the beach in general. C'mon, fucking on the beach (AT NIGHT, NO LESS, so no excuse for the Soulless Daywalkers) IS A THING, BOB. Holy shit, you should know this, there's a fucking DRINK called "Sex on the Beach". Besides, any bitch, redhead or no, hot or no, is a fucking controlling psycho narcissistic Cluster-B riddled wench which is the crazy nobody should stick it in if they don't want their SO to go to Florida, beach or no, with or without them.

I wonder if Bob's ever stuck it in crazy. Just a thought.
 
I just watched Bob's recent 40+ minutes video
Not worth the watch, it's just him moral fagging about youtubers focusing on celebrity gossip (He takes a very small jab at Red letter media for their Bruce Willis videos) instead of workers in the industry losing their jobs
Here are the only parts worth watching


 
Okay, wait, hang on a second. Just the other day, Bob was praising Disney for fucking up the public domain in their quest to never lose the copyright on anything they own, saying he'd do the same to ensure his (never-to-exist) heirs got to live in luxury for decades. And now he's suggesting that no, megacorps trampling over the rights of the public is actually a bad thing?

If there's a braver soul than I that wants to waste 17 minutes on this shit to see what they're talking about, go right ahead. I know this isn't one of Bob's videos, but I've also gone this far in life without watching any of MatPat's garbage "theory" videos either, and I'd like to keep it that way.
Another lovely bout of Bob's SchizoPolitics. He goes from a hardcore liberal to a communist the second some corporation panders to conservatives or the "obsolete", then shifts into a minarchist capitalist if it's Disney and shifts into a hard leftist if some person he dislikes, like Bezos, defends the same agenda. If some C Suite guy at Disney told Bob to sell his house to him for Peanuts so they could build a Disney Store in it's place, he would do it in a heartbeat, while an honest offer by a southern gentleman would result in him calling the cops on them. This guy is so bad with this that he makes fucking Twitter militants look intellectually honest, they have a modicum of coherence in their immaturity, at least!
Boston is a lot like that old joke about France it'd be great if you could just get rid of the French.

It's also lovely to see the irony of a man who is the real Rupert Pupkin try to give people any kind of production advice.

Last I'm not a Putin fan, but anyone who voted for Hillary and Biden to try and say Putin looks ill is beyond laughable.
Just going by the pictures, it looks so charming. Old Colonial America blended in with modernity, gorgeous autumn scenery with historical signs, wooden cabins and the like. And then there is Bob and other proud "Massholes" who would probably make you regret visiting lol!
 
I just watched Bob's recent 40+ minutes video
Not worth the watch, it's just him moral fagging about youtubers focusing on celebrity gossip (He takes a very small jab at Red letter media for their Bruce Willis videos) instead of workers in the industry losing their jobs
Here are the only parts worth watching
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Terrible quality audio of a rant complaining about your own content over random clips of media franchises is a pretty bold direction to move his channel into. I'm starting to think the Department of Justice needs to start an antitrust investigation of MovieBob Productions before the entire industry succumbs to its competitive advantage.
 
I just watched Bob's recent 40+ minutes video
Not worth the watch, it's just him moral fagging about youtubers focusing on celebrity gossip (He takes a very small jab at Red letter media for their Bruce Willis videos) instead of workers in the industry losing their jobs
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RLM Video on Bruce Willis Movies: 1.8 Million Views

Bob's last 18 videos combined: 464 Thousand views

I would love to see what exactly his little jab was, because the video wasn't even gossip, it was just fun reviews of some shitty movies Bruce Willis and his fake Shemp were hardly even in.


Watched those clips, I thought Bob's scripts were bad, his stream of consciousness is even worse. Also holy shit, I said this a few pages back, but buy a tabletop mic Bob. You have been a "professional" internet video man for over a decade now. You should know how to record semi-decent audio by now. You sound worse than Zoom calls I have with boomers.
 
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I don't think Bob has a point in that little rant. He goes straight from "everyone knew something was up" to "you don't always know if something is up."

In any case, I don't care if Bruce Willis is suffering from double cancer AIDs so he took the roles. The movies themselves are funny. Why he was doing them is just trivia.
 
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