Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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There's also the chance that Bob is talking about Ralph Sepe, ralphthemoviemaker. He did two videos on Bruce Willis over a year before RLM did theirs.
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Bob got into a slap fight with Ralph whenever Black Panther came out. Bob was so brave that he didn't even initially tag Ralph in his dunk. He just mocked Ralph's joke/critique of the movie by almost quoting it verbatim. Ralph found out and called Bob a pussy and Bob called him a child. Bob, of course, lost that fight and ended up blocking Ralph iirc. As you all know, Bob has been known to hold on to grudges so I wouldn't put it past him to be talking about Ralph at least in some capacity.
good find, I remember when he had that bitchslap with Ralph.

This had a good chance on why Robert is putting the sanctimonious act on this Bruce Willis shit.

Too bad Robert is too much of a pussy to call out Ralph once again in a direct way.
 
Pretty much that. Robert tries to play off people making fun of Bruce Willis was because he was a known dick to work with, and that maybe be one of the reasons, but the the main thing that had people talking about the man's Direct to DVD attitude of not giving a singular fuck about his movie, something Willis was already famous for years, even back when he was staring in big theatrical releases, way, WAY before he was at the age to develop his condition.

And that is what people were making fun of, that the man just didn't care at all.

Also, Robert, fucking spare me with the sanctimonious attitute, had Bruce Willis said anything that goes against your internet brand of progressive neo-liberal id-pol secular shit, you would front and center making has-been jokes about him, hell, not even that, had he said even something bad about the Marvel capeshit and Robert would be taking his cruel swipes the same fashion he does to any women that has the gall to show up at fox news.

Also, also, fuck you Robert for this "oh, I didn't talk about Bruce Willis because I know what happens to movies stars at certain age". yeah? Al Pacino is also making a ton of crappy direct to DVD and stream movies? Does he have dementia? John Cusack? Winona Ryder? Liam Nielson? Travolta? Cuba Gooding Jr. (I can keep going all day).

Turns out when a movie star falls out of relevance, they still have bills to pay for their big expensive lives. Yeah, everybody knows that Nicholas Cage fucked himself over with his bills, that is why he even shows up at brithday parties, but in most cases, hollywood stars don't stop living like ones when to phone stops ringing, and so you have this industry of straight to DVD flicks cashing in on investors over recognizable celebs names, and in most cases it turns out to be a easy paycheck for the celebs in question, since the production isn't all that demanding in quality.

So don't fucking act as if you knew all along Bruce Willis was being exploited or anything like that Robert, or act as if you are above this petty shit about insulting movie stars. People were making fun of Willis for a behaviour he has been showing for over a decade now, and it wasn't till recently when the signs of his alienation really started to becomes apparent.

Shove your self-rigthous finger wagging up your ass Robert, fuck off.
I have a soft spot for Cannon Films. But back in the day Charles Bronson knew they were shit. He also knew it was the only company he could get steady work with because he aged out at the big studios as a star and wasn't at that level of actor who could get the oscar bait old man roles.

When you hit a certain age in Hollywood and you want to star in movies you either do shit B movies or tv movies those are your choices. But at least some of the actors who are faced with that still bring the A game elevating those films which Willis wasn't doing.
 
Redheads tend to sunburn easily, and therefore tend to avoid the beach. At least in Bob's head, when he fantasizes about having a redhead girlfriend, for a few minutes before he has a joyless self-induced orgasm and passes out whimpering to himself that he's still Superior, dammit.
I was about to make an "Asian redhead" joke when I remembered there is someone who fits that bill. Asian-looking, red hair (out of a bottle of course but that doesn't seem to matter to him anyway), does porn (for that coomer cred)... except she's Russian. Alas, his ideal woman and she belongs to the enemy! I guess he's had to delete Ajenda Ross from the spank bank.

(I guess she's not ideal, she doesn't have massive bolt-ons.)

By going after "the most land-and-treasure-rich culture/art/media entity that has existed since the MEDICIS", the GOP is sowing the seed of its destruction.
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Robert: No one, not no one, is ever going to use natural ultramarine to paint Emma Watson in that blue dress from the start of the live action Beauty and the Beast.
 
Terrible quality audio of a rant complaining about your own content over random clips of media franchises is a pretty bold direction to move his channel into. I'm starting to think the Department of Justice needs to start an antitrust investigation of MovieBob Productions before the entire industry succumbs to its competitive advantage.
He's stealing Enter's bit.
 
So how hard do you think the midterms are gonna hit MovieBob? Will his delusional narcissism be enough to protect him from feeling despair that his favorite "sports team" took a massive loss? Or will he be going on another rambling screed about how the obsolescent stole his future?
I fully believe hard. Was it Kentucky or Tennessee that had the governor change parties after 20-30 years because because the Dem candidate was all for dick snipping kids and abortions up to three days after the kid was born? That lunacy only plays well with unhinged weirdos like Bob who have no children. There was speculation a few years ago about what would finally make people wake up: Going after kids or going after dogs? I was cynical and was of the mind that Americans care more about their fur babies than they do their actual babies, based on the horrors I've seen on this site and the internet. I am very happy to be wrong. It seems people don't like the government not only letting but applauding their own agents secretly troon out their own kids and give them drugs that can cause irreversible damage. If there's a blue wave f curve then I am officially tapping out because polling does not show that being a possibility. The jokingly upside will be Minecraft will finally become a reality...
By going after "the most land-and-treasure-rich culture/art/media entity that has existed since the MEDICIS", the GOP is sowing the seed of its destruction.
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No no no Bobby, you know which entity fits your description? The Catholic Church. You can die mad thinking about it.
To the yellowmage guy, how have we shot ourselves in the foot? Disney is the one who went to the fringe minority of the left and said "we stand with you being able to groom kindergarteners". Are they going to continue to make products that we didn't ask for or want? They gonna somehow screw up Star Wars more? Man am I gonna feel bad next week when I continue to not give them my money.
Some blue-tick schmuck advises Disney to end their Florida-resident discounts. Absolute barbarism!
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I am surprised and happy that the tax angle is becoming a talking point AND that not a single person I've seen has been able to say exactly how Disney actually paying taxes now will increase the tax burden on the citizens of Florida.

Camethedawnxp is some gamergate holdout that was on the side of John Flynt and Bob Chipman. That alone would tell you he's retarded but you could've figured that out by his last tweet.
"@the_moviebob Also wondering if DeSantis will then move for the GOP to push to seize Disney, to nationalize the company as retribution and to go all in on DeSantis’ bad play?"
You retarded mongoloid. No matter how many times you vapid cucks say it we do NOT live in a fascist country. We have never been anything close to that in any of our lifetimes, save for the past two years. Neither party nor Congress as a whole can just seize a company like Disney and nationalize it. The hell does that even mean, nationalize Disney? Make it like Volkswagon where they put out shitty products? This is stupidity. All Desantis did was sign something that revoked the Reedy Creek Improvement District tax status and protections because Disney is a drain on the counties, maybe even the state, AND more importantly they kept pissing off the government by thumbing their nose at the populace. I don't know why the mouse picked this fight but they did and they lost. Get rekt Disney and Dawn.
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I don't remember if I said it here or another thread but there's a bit of wisdom from EZPZ, Oddguy to oldfags, that I've taken as my stance on doxxing doxing: Don't dox someone because you're mad. Dox them because it's funny.
The WaPo cunt literally cried about getting doxed and online bullying days before she released her thing on LibsofTikTok. Her article took more than a week to write and research. You can see in her article that she's clearly going for life ruination.
She did it because she was mad.

We doxed Bob's address when we found out he moved back in with mommy.
We did it because that's funny.

None of this is even to say that there's nothing legally wrong with what she did or what we did.
I hate Jimmy Fallon so much. I don't know who he let bunker bust his butt to get where he's at but they clearly didn't do good enough job. I die a little every time I see him over react in a pantomime of real human emotion.
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Both of you can choke on each other's dick.
Ah yes, you may not remember where in the Bible it gives priests affirmation that they should anally rape boys, at the same or lesser rates of that in the public school system but whatever, and that's because you didn't study seminary level scripture. Only those who've achieved that can read and understand Bible 2: Second Thoughts.
He's also has some roll in this A24 knockoff, gay stoner/slasher flick lesser brother is desperately trying to get people to notice. He also runs multiple podcasts, one of which is about how Loki sucks dick.
Why do all of these people have such bad web layouts?
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White letters without a border in front of a background with white splotches isn't the easiest thing to read. The text is not even centered when you first enter the site. The menu options are free floating so they disappear the moment you scroll down. Even the logo itself isn't properly centered. However that's not what I wanted to point out.
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These speds have 6 different podcasts running at the same time (get on lesser brother's level you babies). One of the shows is called "Loki Sucks Dick".
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The "he/they" is the guy that's casting the movie lesser brother is main producer on. Fun fact! To be a producer on a film all you have to do is finance it. I would love to know how much he sank into this "microbudget slasher/stoner comedy" that requires non-binary actors. It's gonna be blockbuster I tell ya!
If this movie EVER comes out I would be willing to buy a copy to see if it's The Room bad or Yellow Brick Road bad.
 
Look, I'm sorry for putting deeply unfortunate thoughts into your minds with this, but these kinds of questions need to be asked:
How much do you believe that Robert masturbates in a given week? Once a day? Twice a day? Once a week? Not at all? Does the fume of his petty spite nurture him with continuous orgasms, removing the need for pornographic material altogether?
If I had to hazard a guess... Bob's diabetes makes too difficult for him to maintain an erection. The anger and spite he gives off in his tweets is the closest he can get to an orgasm.
 
Bob's retarded green screen wall set up was miles better than his current "Granny's webcam" setup.

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I always enjoyed how the green reflected on him, because Bob is absolutely shit at lighting and all other aspects of video production.

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Bob has his greenscreen out on his newest video.

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Mind you it looks like shittiest quality one ever.
Creating shadows on the greenscreen ruins the keying.
The point is to minimize shadows by hiding them behind the actor or out of frame.

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Painting the wall can be a legitimate strategy, but if he ever wanted to wear anything green he'd be stuck. Better to have a reversible blue/green screen. Good thing he doesnt want to role play as luigi.

Bob really doesnt put his money where his mouth is, since his foot is already there.
 
Disney Adults are becoming political, if they haven't always been.
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A more likely outcome is that the number of "Disney Adults" dwindles as everyone associates Disney with pedophila.

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In a sense I agree with Bobby. Bringing up commie bullshit out of nowhere will just dilute GOP's message; they should emphasize the harm Disney intends to do to our children.

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Oh BTW one of the states that doesn't prohibit child marriage is... California!


Demented Joe has sent more than 3 billion dollars to Ukraine and he thinks that's not enough.
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That Bobby himself is stuck in the middle-school mindset doesn't mean the normal person is incapable of changing perspectives.

Having been set in their ideals since early adulthoods protects "Thinkers" from the malicious influence of propaganda. In other words, "Thinkers" turn out to be more stubborn and dogmatic than "Believers". Who'd have Thought that? Who'd Believe that?
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Bobby believes that American/NATO (read Disney) Supremacy is better than "multipolarity".
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Yes it is dumb but at least he died for his belief. Will you, Robert Lewis Chipman, suck a tranny's dick to prove you really think transwoman is woman?

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(Johnstone's Substack)

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Let's say this video suggests that Internet Leftists are very confused.

Bobby, show us where did Elon hurt you?
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Trashy "science" journalism, exactly the swill that the likes of Bobby swims in.
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The paper DOES NOT suggest the planet itself is intelligent; it attempts to understand how the collective intelligence (defined as information-processing power) of the planet's residents can be conceptualized and measured. Perhaps Bobby did hit the bullseye accidentally with his comparison: the journo mistakes the surface processes that occur on the planet with the planet itself.


Nerdbeard wants MCU to explores the lives of everyday people living under the shadows of superheroes. He think these emotional stories, told by young directors with small budgets, will help MCU gain the respect of film critics. His suggestion does not go well with the nerdiverse, and Chu-chu too is dismissive.
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The paper DOES NOT suggest the planet itself is intelligence; it attempts to understand how the collective intelligence (defined as information-processing power) of the planet's residents can be conceptualized and measured. Perhaps Bobby did hit the bullseye accidentally with his comparison: the journo mistakes the surface processes on the planet with the planet itself.
How ironic that Bob is commenting on an article about intelligence, considering he has none of it himself.
 
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In a sense I agree with Bobby. Bringing up commie bullshit out of nowhere will just dilute GOP's message; they should emphasize the harm Disney intends to do to our children.
I agree with your sentiment of the pointless hammer and sickle usage. I do wanna know how is the government no longer giving a company a free ride is overreach? How is the government interfering with Disney's business by making them pay taxes and follow local codes that everyone else HAS to pay and follow?

Goddammit Bob you moronic stain of a simp stop making me be pro-government.
 
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The bottom part that is highlighted by @Positron is hilarious in its hypocrisy coming from Blobert.

It also shows just how fucking dumb he is.

"People who say things like this live worthless lives..."

I love how he dehumanizes right there.

The most amusing thing is the original tweet isn't wrong.

Most of the people who see what's going on have no idea about war beyond the fairly sterile version they see on TV, or worse, they get their ideas of war from fucking movies like Endgame and stupid shit like that.

Take Blobert. He doesn't know enough about war or battlefield tactics and strategy to even talk slightly about the actual subject, so he attempts to remove the subject by attacking the person making the tweet and their language.

In doing so, he just merely proved he is the definition of a 'shitlib'.

Little anecdote: Talking about the war in Ukraine with someone I know, they stared at me like a fish out of water when I told them that the concept of 'acceptable losses' is something that is largely hidden from the American public. Hell, it's even been largely eliminated from a lot of warfare 'analysts' who don't seem to understand that you have to understand the enemy has: the ability to fight back, has impetus to kill you, has a vested interest in survival, and plans for victory. It's WHY they're called the enemy. If you can't envision or understand 'acceptable losses to accomplish the mission' then you have no business talking about warfare.
 
Creating shadows on the greenscreen ruins the keying.
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Painting the wall can be a legitimate strategy, but if he ever wanted to wear anything green he'd be stuck. Better to have a reversible blue/green screen. Good thing he doesnt want to role play as luigi.

Bob really doesnt put his money where his mouth is, since his foot is already there.
If there's anyone from the Mario universe, he's probably most accurately cast as Waluigi. Granted, he has Wario's bodily girth and total selfishness, but absolutely nobody (that I know of) can even remotely tolerate Waluigi.



Disney Adults are becoming political, if they haven't always been.
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A more likely outcome is that the number of "Disney Adults" dwindles as everyone associates Disney with pedophila.
If Moviebob and its idiotic ilk aren't part of your target demographic, you're doing something right!



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In a sense I agree with Bobby. Bringing up commie bullshit out of nowhere will just dilute GOP's message; they should emphasize the harm Disney intends to do to our children.
I'd rather be a Communist than be Nazibob.



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Oh BTW one of the states that doesn't prohibit child marriage is... California!
I've lived in California my entire 40+ years' worth of life... and I am appalled that I never knew that.



Demented Joe has sent more than 3 billion dollars to Ukraine and he thinks that's not enough.
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That Bobby himself is stuck in the middle-school mindset doesn't mean the normal person is incapable of changing perspectives.
Saying "you can't fix stupid" is absolutely no different than saying "you can't fix Moviebob".



Having been set in their ideals since early adulthoods protects "Thinkers" from the malicious influence of propaganda. In other words, "Thinkers" turn out to be more stubborn and dogmatic than "Believers". Who'd have Thought that? Who'd Believe that?
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Moviebob is not a thinker. Moviebob is not a leader, nor would it ever become a righteous leader. Moviebob is a cretin who actively does anything possible to hold society back from living peacefully. Moviebob does not--and, as we've so oft seen, CANNOT--live happily unless innocent people suffer.



Bobby believes that American/NATO (read Disney) Supremacy is better than "multipolarity".
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Those are Democrats (like Moviebob} seeking to undermine the U.S.' world standing. Fuckwit in Chief Joe Biden is the single best piece of evidence that counters Moviebob's statement.



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Yes it is dumb but at least he died for his belief. Will you, Robert Lewis Chipman, suck a tranny's dick to prove you really think transwoman is woman?
Did anyone else expect to score "Ends Dubious Comment With Question Mark" today?



So speaks Moviebob, an entity who put the shit in shitlib.



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Let's say this video suggests that Internet Leftists are very confused.
Let me ask: Is Moviebob willing to give its car to someone in need of one? Is Moviebob willing to allow a foreign refugee to share its "basement apartment"? Is Moviebob willing to give its money to a reputable charity (no, the eugenicist infanticide farm known as Planned Parenthood doesn't quality as reputable)?



But Moviebob isn't normal. Moviebob is exceptional... just not in the way Moviebob professes itself to be.



Trashy "science" journalism, exactly the swill that the likes of Bobby swims in.
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The paper DOES NOT suggest the planet itself is intelligent; it attempts to understand how the collective intelligence (defined as information-processing power) of the planet's residents can be conceptualized and measured. Perhaps Bobby did hit the bullseye accidentally with his comparison: the journo mistakes the surface processes that occur on the planet with the planet itself.
If Earth actually is an intelligent entity, then why does it still allow a toxic, bloodsucking, parasitic louse like Moviebob to live on its scalp?
 
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Both of you can choke on each other's dick.
"You mean the book that groomed all those priests to rape all those kids?"
You mean the same Bible that commanded stoning to death of adulterers, Ms. Salem Troon? THAT Bible? IDK what Bible salem troon been reading/skimming but that's sure not the same one that Nick Adams suggested.

Tell me you don't understand the Bible, without saying "I don't understand the Bible", Ms. Salem Troon.
There is NOTHING, I repeat NOTHING, in the Bible, that either encourages, nor suggests, that anyone rape children - let alone Priests.
First of all, the Bible takes a dim view of harming "little ones". (especially in the context of commiting sins on them) Something something Mafia-esque death before the Mafia was a thing ("It would be better that a millstone be hung about his neck, and he be drowned in the depths of the sea").
Second of all, ever hear of "Wolves in Sheep's clothing"? Jesus specifically warned about people who would act as though they were preachers of the word, but would do bad things (up to and including misleading the Flock with false teachings, but molesting kids counts, too).
Thirdly, a celibate priesthood did not come from the Bible. The Priests in the Old Testament all had wives and kids. How else do you get commandments about what Priests' kids could and could not do? Heck, St. Peter obviously had a wife, since he had a Mother-in-Law. FORCED Celibate priests came from Pope Gregory VII in the 11th century - and this wasn't about what the Bible commanded this was allegedly a misguided attempt at preventing nepotism. It's about as biblical as Purgatory (which is to say, not at all). It was a choice some early church figures made (such as St. Paul), but it was certainly no commandment. Jesus mentioned celibacy more as a suggestion rather than an absolute.
 
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I take it Bob is not handling DeSantis signing the bill well?
DeSantis defied The Mouse and Epcot. Bob's taking it as well as we thought he would: coping and seething.
Look, I'm sorry for putting deeply unfortunate thoughts into your minds with this, but these kinds of questions need to be asked:
How much do you believe that Robert masturbates in a given week? Once a day? Twice a day? Once a week? Not at all? Does the fume of his petty spite nurture him with continuous orgasms, removing the need for pornographic material altogether?

I'm just trying to keep it real here, people. These are the kind of thoughts that need to occupy our minds. Such is the price for trespassing into the dark domains of our favourite neckbeard.
I absolutely believe he looks at porn (the free samples on Twitter, that is). However, like others have said, a lifetime of booze, rage, and fairly small amounts of McDonalds for the average person have utterly killed his ability to have sex (and his gunt probably hides Li'l Bobby from view.) So he's a horny virgin with rage, and he has no way to gratify his lustful urges.
 
I take it Bob is not handling DeSantis signing the bill well?
Bob's demands DeSantis' head on a pike because he committed the unforgivable sin of impeding the coming of the Superior Future. It will only come about when teachers are able groom their students and when Disney is allowed to operate as its own independent micro nation.
 
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