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i hope bob kills himself after musk purchase of twitter
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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I do wonder if Bob will stick to his "principles" and fuck off to some other site, or if he'll just rationalize it somehow and just stick around.
I'm not a huge Musk fan or anything, but watching everyone seething on Twitter has been fantastic.
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No I want him to suffer. Twitter is the only way Bob can inteact with other people. Musk owning a website he is addicted to is the worst timeline for Bob.
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Colonialism is what evil whites do to proud POC bodies, like Latinx! Terrible things like forcing their language to change for personal esthetic reasons!
Bolo
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If Robert kills himself, how is he going to keep using twitter?
As long as twitter exists, and he is on it. The AntiChrist can surge from the depths of hell himself to buy twitter, and Robert would be still on it.
Those follower numbers and the sense of relevancy that he has on that website, even if he is mocked daily on it and was even accused of being a creppy stalker, those are the biggest thing Robert has on his life.
Like every twiiter addict, they decry the website as being a cesspool of hate and toxicity and yada yada yada, and yet, they are posting daily, but when they do, they say it only for recreational motives in their small downtime, except they do so for hour on end to the point we can tell when guys like Robert here go to sleep and wake up.
The man lives for twitter, a nobody that feels that he has a voice because of the illusion of a follower number, and make no mistake, it was the main reason on why Robert lost his gig at the escapist.
Remember when he made and alt to be the place to sperg out his polidicks takes? yeah, he made that acount a few months before The Escapist decided to not renew his contract. Someone there msut have told Robert to clean his act, ot at least keep his main twitter shit free of his sperging.
however, Roberts alt account did get just a fraction of followers his main one had, and much less engagement (not that he had many on his main), and soon he came back to his main to sperg out, soon after that he lost his spot at the Escapist.
Robert knows twitter is all he got, he doesn't have clout to build anything else on any other social media and he is getting too old to reach any other type of audience, his type of content is ancient and looks like he gave up doing the video essays shit, So he is stuck at twitter.
This is such a sad fate.
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I hope Bob never dies and attains his dream of being a consciousness on a floppy disk in space, so he can continue to be miserable and see how nightmarish his dream future actually is.
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We'll find out soon enough, Elon seems to have done it!
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Maybe today's purchase will mean Blob spins off PoliticsBlob to do 2008 era Razorfist Rants. Strike while the iron is fives years cold, Blob!
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Can't believe one of Bob's colleagues bought twitter.
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I guess DeSantis was responsible for the mass shooting at Pulse too eh?
He did no such thing nor could it be proven if such a demand was made. If anything his refusal to continue the lockdowns saved countless lives. Lockdowns that multiple studies including one from Johns Hopkins indicate did nothing to save lives or slow the spread of a cold.
Studies including tens of thousands of people have proven definitively that sub-n95 masks do (little to)nothing and even those only function when properly worn. I can see gaps in Ron's mask.
Two prime examples of the science not being followed or even considered by Blob.
Blobert...Edison was not a con-artist. He was a businessman with a good eye for innovation who has probably received more credit from historians than he should have. Dude has been dead awhile and therefore does not manage his own press, Blob.
Interestingly Tesla is probably an appropriate name for a car company that produces vehicles that spontaneously combust being that Tesla was uh...not the most stable genius.
I am not watching that video but I too thought it would be neat if we could see Adam West take on Jack Nicholson's Joker when I was nine. Way to go, Blob. We all know you are emotionally incapable of keeping it together. We all see you proudly declare any enemies of yours should be killed.
He is incapable of leaving Twitter. He will stay to Fight the Power.
The harvest has come my fellow Kiwi's. REJOICE!!!
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I know I’m late on this but when everyone was discussing GTA V I didn’t see anyone mention Carolyn “A few years ago I was giving a speech at GDC and now I’m a bagger at Safeway” Petit’s 2013 GameSpot review for the game.
So even back at launch the tranny brigade was on Rockstar’s ass about “Muh Twansphobia”
So even back at launch the tranny brigade was on Rockstar’s ass about “Muh Twansphobia”
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It would be shorter to list the words that do mean what they think it means.
BaconBoobs
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Shithole site kept fucking with him so he bought it out of sheer fucking spite. A waste of $44 million if you ask me but if it winds up Twittertards it really can only be counted as a plus.
Guess Bob has to delete his Twitter account now.
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If you wanna go bully Bob I'll carpool. I'm mostly planning on putting a Mario amiibo holding a Twinkie slightly out of reach and reeling it in slowly with a fishing pole.
EDIT: For legal reasons the above is satire and I would not waste my time or hard earned money to make fun of Bob in person, or to visit Boston at all.
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I dunno $44m for the world's biggest meltdown as people try to rationalize keeping their daily dopamine drip vs their hatred for Musk.
If one has it to spend there are worse things to spend it on.
Edit for: Oh right it is billion with a b...I uh...I still kind of stand by it. If you have it could blow it on worse things than fucking with the functional reality of a bunch of assholes.
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In my head I just keep hearing "Salt!" being chanted slowly and getting louder and faster like a freight train starting up before hitting top speed as it careens off the track with it's boiler exploding. More funny than Bob getting kicked off Twitter would be for him to lose that beautiful status symbol, the only thing that would even suggest that he IS someone, his checkmark. I wanna say it was 2018 or 2019 when he said that The Escapist got him his checkmark because he was getting death threats due to #GooberGabber, because that's both how that works and makes sense. The only thing that separates Bob from his retarded ass kissers like Ankle, TrueMetis, or TeamImpossible is that little blue sticker. Him losing that and the special goodies and undeserved prize that comes from it? Salt Bae using heated fat caps to finish basting me a prime rib that gets served to me by a big tiddy ninja babe who spoon feeds me pillowy mounds of buttered mashed potatoes and finishes me off with some lewd hand holding would be one of the few things that would surpass that good feeling.
Oh guys? Elon bought bird app for 44 Billion, not million. Jack Dorsey himself gets a pay out of over 900 million.
Oh guys? Elon bought bird app for 44 Billion, not million. Jack Dorsey himself gets a pay out of over 900 million.
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Having a spare $44 million in the bank is better than wasting it on a site infested by the alphabet lot, furries, Smash bro Melee players and tumblr refugees. That money should have been used to try and cure the gay not fucking buy the gay.
Keavy Rain
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Think of any one purchase that could provide so much schadenfreude to this humble slice of the internet.
No one gives a fuck about the other platforms quite like Twitter and I’m just gonna bathe in it for a while.
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I assume blob's response will be something like this
that's $44 Billion. Not million.
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