Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Demented Uncle Joe claims he reduced the federal deficit by $350B during his first year, and plans to reduce it by more than $1T this year.
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People blame formula shortage to one single manufacturer, on one of their plants that operated on faulty machinery for years. If you find this incredulous you are a conspiracy theorist and probably want to murder mah jews too!
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Nice wig bro!

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Someone with an artistic hand please draw a version in which Bob cries about Fantastic Beasts.


Dob Chipman talks about a "tomboy smokeshow":
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Ezra Miller is now trangender and xi demands xir rights!
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Bobby'd drink regardless.

It amazes me that someone still cares about a segment in a long-forgotten show.
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"Luis Cut".
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This is your opportunity to troll Bob without embarrassing yourself or KF: demand Kevin Feige to release the "Luis Cut". If Feige concedes it means he is just as bad as WB execs; he does not respect artistic vision of directors as Bob imagines.

Monsterverse:
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Ricky Gervais effortlessly offends people like Bobby:
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So where are the funny female comedians?
 
With the weight of the world on his shoulders, the only man who can see the future takes a sad selfie, at the beach, wearing a sports coat.

I know the answer is probably no but do you ever just feel sad for Bob? Beyond all of his hate filled rhetoric, retardation, and bloviating there's still a human there. He just looks so miserable that I pity him. The look on his face tells the story of an old man who hasn't known joy in decades. If he was trying to look cool or tough it just shows that he has no idea what actual human emotions look like. I'm leaning more towards his mask is slipping, as evidenced by his ever more unhinged tweets. He'll say something today that will spoil any good will I wanna give him, that's pretty much a guarantee. Until that moment comes, Bob, only you can fix you and I hope one day it all clicks so you can get out of this mess.

Now to start the clock to see how long it takes him to say something dumb.
Yes and no. I still feel some sympathy towards him as I wouldn't wish his existence on anyone, and knowing where he was and could have been, it's sad to know how far he's fallen. He had contacts, people in the online review circle who respected him, and a number of opportunities. Now he's just another loser stuck in mommy's basement.

But at the same time, that's all on him. No matter how many times his employers warned him not to, he kept starting fights on twitter and attacking people he thought were fair game. There have been some hints that he tried to make a movie that fell apart due to Covid, but he's barely tried to branch out from his comfort zone in any real way. His editing and writing are still amateur hour and filled with huge leaps in logic and obvious signs he half-assed his thoughts. In some cases it's pretty clear he didn't watch the movie he talked about, and multiple times he admitted that he never plays the games he repeatedly bashes.

If he finally accepted that his life is shit because of his own mistakes, and he makes strides to fix it that go beyond blaming everyone else for how things turned out? Sure, I'll be happy for him. But in the more likely event he continues on his current path, I'll feel no shame in laughing at his misery.

Also, is it me, or are there less posts appearing on this thread? Maybe people are getting sick of Cinema Roberto.
 
Demented Uncle Joe claims he reduced the federal deficit by $350B during his first year, and plans to reduce it by more than $1T this year.
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People blame formula shortage to one single manufacturer, on one of their plants that operated on faulty machinery for years. If you find this incredulous you are a conspiracy theorist and probably want to murder mah jews too!
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Nice wig bro!

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Someone with an artistic hand please draw a version in which Bob cries about Fantastic Beasts.


Dob Chipman talks about a "tomboy smokeshow":
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Ezra Miller is now trangender and xi demands xir rights!
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Bobby'd drink regardless.

It amazes me that someone still cares about a segment in a long-forgotten show.
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"Luis Cut".
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This is your opportunity to troll Bob without embarrassing yourself or KF: demand Kevin Feige to release the "Luis Cut". If Feige concedes it means he is just as bad as WB execs; he does not respect artistic vision of directors as Bob imagines.

Monsterverse:
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Ricky Gervais effortlessly offends people like Bobby:
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So where are the funny female comedians?
I mean, Carol Burnett is still around. Lucille Ball and Joan Rivers are long gone.

I had to "urbandictionary" smokeshow (which is actually 2 words I guess?) Soooo, Bob thinks the DCEU Supergirl is EXTREMELY HOT?! Is she a "very tall woman"? I've seen the picture, she's no Melissa Benoist. Hell, she's nowhere near as attractive. Hell, at least Benoist had the "hot librarian" aesthetic that Bob admitted to drooling over going. Maybe Bob's taste in whamen has shifted so far towards troons that he now drools over women who just look like troons?
 
Also, is it me, or are there less posts appearing on this thread? Maybe people are getting sick of Cinema Roberto.
I for one got exhausted by MovieBlob. Every day there are several dozens of his tweets, all just the same bile and acid. Nothing funny happens to him, it's just him ranting on and on. There's no catharsis, just the same thing over and over again. He can't really fall any lower, and he's too far removed from reality to be affected by it.
 
Demented Uncle Joe claims he reduced the federal deficit by $350B during his first year, and plans to reduce it by more than $1T this year.
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Please. Moviebob's been irony-proof because Bob always refers to itself as a Thinker™. (And, for the record, I do actually care about the trade deficit, so...)



"Believe women... unless they actually want to have children."



Vert de furq?



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Someone with an artistic hand please draw a version in which Bob cries about Fantastic Beasts.
Better yet, draw a version of this in which Moviebob is crying over the spaceship ride he EARNED.



Ricky Gervais effortlessly offends people like Bobby:
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So where are the funny female comedians?
I dunno. We lost Joan Rivers in 2014...
 
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Also, is it me, or are there less posts appearing on this thread? Maybe people are getting sick of Cinema Roberto.
I think a little bit of both. The problem I see is Bob has now devolved into three, very steady types of posts: Telling people or groups that they are not human, political sperging, and nonsense that just above baby babbling like this.
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Even when you throw in the occasional horny post, that's not a lot of variety. It all kind of blends in together and becomes bland mush like a chicken that's been chemically cooked in hot sauce.
 
I had to "urbandictionary" smokeshow (which is actually 2 words I guess?) Soooo, Bob thinks the DCEU Supergirl is EXTREMELY HOT?! Is she a "very tall woman"? I've seen the picture, she's no Melissa Benoist. Hell, she's nowhere near as attractive. Hell, at least Benoist had the "hot librarian" aesthetic that Bob admitted to drooling over going. Maybe Bob's taste in whamen has shifted so far towards troons that he now drools over women who just look like troons?
Yeah Melissa has that super-hot "girl next door" look to her.
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Apparently the DCEU supergirl is played by just a plain exotic hottie, who they are going to do the "rose tico" treatment and ugly her up.
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(Or she's an escaped Katie Fey clone.)
 
No skin visible and they've flattened her - already small - tits just to make sure to push the male audience away.

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Urgh. Bob is simply being contrary, showing fealty to the Woke Entertainment Overlords on the face of what he knows will be fanboys bitching about uglifying yet another beloved sex symbol. That image is only a "smokeshow" if you mean it needs to be set on fire.
 
No skin visible and they've flattened her - already small - tits just to make sure to push the male audience away.

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Ugh! Can they even explain what's wrong with the male gaze anymore?

I mean even other countries want to look at attractive people being attractive in movies.
 
Also, is it me, or are there less posts appearing on this thread? Maybe people are getting sick of Cinema Roberto.
Anyone bored by Bobby need to pay attention to the nutters Bobby retweets. For example:

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Even when you throw in the occasional horny post, that's not a lot of variety. It all kind of blends in together and becomes bland mush like a chicken that's been chemically cooked in hot sauce.
What prompted this tweet is some nutter (who has a Elon Musk twitter rant lasting a whole month!) imagining that if Twitter employees unionize, they can prevent Musk's hostile takeover, or, failing that, at least ban Musk as a Twitter user.

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Bobby is a complete ecosystem of lunatics onto himself, a legion of unholy spirits inside one swine. A system on a chip, if you will.


A critter in Biden's Ministry of Truth urges Twitter to give more power to their precious Blue Ticks, such as herself.
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She did, in fact, said this. She wants authorized people to "edit" tweets as if tweets were Wikipedia articles. Wikipedia is not known for adding a series of annotations and disclaimers to what they consider fake info: they erase the "falsehood" and replace it with their "truth".

Washington Post blames Musk for Lizzo and Ariana Grande leaving Twitter (archive of WP article).
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I call it natural selection in action.

New Yorker mad at Justice Amy Coney Barrett (archive)
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Only the likes of Jeff Bezos and Disney should "remake America", I reckon.

Tranny and groomer bullshit, but I repeat myself.
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People should stop obsessing about Black on Black violence:
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I've just responded to the story over the SJW thread. Bobby is an idiot just like at least 90% of the Fucking Love Science type. Obviously he does not know the Nobel Prizes for science are given to elementary research that elucidates deep principles of nature, not to singular discoveries no matter how practically relevant they are.


A series of career setbacks and poor life decisions, back when Bobby was in his 20s, doomed him to be a reviewer of cinematic trash. But that's a good think because it keeps his spirit young and perpetually angry.
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About that They/Them slasher:
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A final comment on the Ezra Miller story:
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What prompted this tweet is some nutter (who has a Elon Musk twitter rant lasting a whole month!) imagining that if Twitter employees unionize, they can prevent Musk's hostile takeover, or, failing that, at least ban Musk as a Twitter user.

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Bobby is a complete ecosystem of lunatics onto himself, a legion of unholy spirits inside one swine. A system on a chip, if you will.
Welcome back to today's exciting episode of
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Sarah is followed by John Flynt which already pushes me toward troon. Pinned tweet is from 2015. Also Sarah lists lawyer in their bio and I can find no evidence of that.
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Notice that no mater where you stand in the room you can't get both eyes to look at you.

For further evidence I submit an audio recording of Sarah on some potato level podcast that sounds like it was recorded on a land line phone with tin cans.
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youtube upload of the potatocast
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the website http://www.awkwardsexstories.com/ doesn't exist anymore an no archive exists. Awkward.
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The entirety of the ballyhooed 7robot site. The only thing that's clickable is the Contact text and all it does is open up your email application to send her an email.
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Sarah's facebook which only has one post and it's 177 photos and, I shit you not, 169 of them are pictures of the sun.
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I cannot help but point out that there were no cows, other than the lol kind, in any of those pictures.
Pic of what I assume is Sarah and their mom
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Sarah's tumblr about their time at MIT that hasn't been updated in seven years.
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In my well learned and expert opinion I'm calling Sarah a heavily autistic woman who made it through, and I'm not even sure of that, MIT and made many startups that all have failed. Much to Mr. Media's chagrin, I don't want to know more about Sarah nor do I want to be her.
 
I think a little bit of both. The problem I see is Bob has now devolved into three, very steady types of posts: Telling people or groups that they are not human, political sperging, and nonsense that just above baby babbling like this.
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Even when you throw in the occasional horny post, that's not a lot of variety. It all kind of blends in together and becomes bland mush like a chicken that's been chemically cooked in hot sauce.
Bob will never make it into space for any space program. Why? He's too fat.
 
Welcome back to today's exciting episode of
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Sarah is followed by John Flynt which already pushes me toward troon. Pinned tweet is from 2015. Also Sarah lists lawyer in their bio and I can find no evidence of that.
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Notice that no mater where you stand in the room you can't get both eyes to look at you.

For further evidence I submit an audio recording of Sarah on some potato level podcast that sounds like it was recorded on a land line phone with tin cans.
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youtube upload of the potatocast
High res full face picture from the site
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the website http://www.awkwardsexstories.com/ doesn't exist anymore an no archive exists. Awkward.
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The entirety of the ballyhooed 7robot site. The only thing that's clickable is the Contact text and all it does is open up your email application to send her an email.
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Sarah's facebook which only has one post and it's 177 photos and, I shit you not, 169 of them are pictures of the sun.
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I cannot help but point out that there were no cows, other than the lol kind, in any of those pictures.
Pic of what I assume is Sarah and their mom
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Sarah's tumblr about their time at MIT that hasn't been updated in seven years.
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In my well learned and expert opinion I'm calling Sarah a heavily autistic woman who made it through, and I'm not even sure of that, MIT and made many startups that all have failed. Much to Mr. Media's chagrin, I don't want to know more about Sarah nor do I want to be her.
This game show needs to become a regular feature on the Mad at the Internet podcast.
 
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