Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Koby_Fish]

Please. Moviebob's been irony-proof because Bob always refers to itself as a Thinker™. (And, for the record, I do actually care about the trade deficit, so...)

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"Believe women... unless they actually want to have children."

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Vert de furq?

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Better yet, draw a version of this in which Moviebob is crying over the spaceship ride he EARNED.

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I dunno. We lost Joan Rivers in 2014...

Bob Google Translated "The Shit Became Real" ("Shit just got real") into Finnish.

Ugh! Can they even explain what's wrong with the male gaze anymore?

I mean even other countries want to look at attractive people being attractive in movies.

Oh, didn't you know? The male gaze oppresses women with mens' eyeballs! Something something dehumanization something something reducing women to a 'piece of meat', also looking at attractive women will spur men into committing raep, apparently.

Bob will never make it into space for any space program. Why? He's too fat.

Bob thinks he's going to be a passenger on a rocket. Maybe he thinks that exempts him from the rigorous standards that astronauts must adhere to.

 

[Miller]

Bob will never make it into space for any space program. Why? He's too fat.

Bob thinks he can leave these disgusting working-class people behind to meet a race of robots (like him) with Bezos' penis rocket but he doesn't know that only SpaceX is pushing the enveloppe. Bezos' Blue Origin program only sends rich people in low orbit for 3 minutes.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Bob Google Translated "The Shit Became Real" ("Shit just got real") into Finnish.


Oh, didn't you know? The male gaze oppresses women with mens' eyeballs! Something something dehumanization something something reducing women to a 'piece of meat', also looking at attractive women will spur men into committing raep, apparently.

Bob thinks he's going to be a passenger on a rocket. Maybe he thinks that exempts him from the rigorous standards that astronauts must adhere to.

There is not enough energy potential on Earth to get his troglodyte ass to escape velocity.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

A critter in Biden's Ministry of Truth urges Twitter to give more power to their precious Blue Ticks, such as herself.
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She did, in fact, said this. She wants authorized people to "edit" tweets as if tweets were Wikipedia articles. Wikipedia is not known for adding a series of annotations and disclaimers to what they consider fake info: they erase the "falsehood" and replace it with their "truth".

Bob might have wanted to read what she said as she's threatening the only thing he's ever achieved in his life:

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Bob might have wanted to read what she said as she's threatening the only thing he's ever achieved in his life:
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FEDERAL ADVISORY: MovieBob despite his claims can not bench 300, let alone 115 and he is very obese. He also will never have sex.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Has Bob gone out to protest wearing a XXXL Handmaid's Tale outfit?

They don't make Handmaiden costumes in that size, so he went in this

 

[make_it_so]

I for one got exhausted by MovieBlob. Every day there are several dozens of his tweets, all just the same bile and acid. Nothing funny happens to him, it's just him ranting on and on. There's no catharsis, just the same thing over and over again. He can't really fall any lower, and he's too far removed from reality to be affected by it.

With other social media addicted cows like Ethan Ralph, you at least have people like Mister Metokur and Kino Casino constantly making fun of him and his online spergfests, which provides both catharsis and further sperging in turn which provides for entertaining content.

No one gives enough of a shit about Bob to make fun of him and his dipshit Twitter takes.

 

[King Dead]

Friendo, conservatives and evangelical Christians want to exterminate the wrong percentage, they have it entirely backwards only wanting to exterminate 2% of the population when it's 98% that need to be exterminated so the 2% can enjoy the SUPERIOR FUTURE.

Now, you may ask "how do we know that's what conservatives and evangelical Christians want?" Because that's what Bob would do, exterminate them before they can exterminate him. And Bob is good and smart, while conservatives and evangelical Christians are stupid and evil which is why they would exterminate people and that's why Bob and the Thinkers need to do it first. It's very simple though I'm not surprised that a Believer can't follow the high level multidimensional chess at work here.

Since I just finished reading the Three-Body Problem trilogy (good books), there's a concept from those books that reminds me of Blobbo's genodical urges. Spoilers ahead.

Spoiler: Chinese sci-fi stuff

So if you haven't read the books yet, the Three-Body series involves the Earth's response to an impending alien invasion by a more advanced civilization, and how this revelation drastically changes the course of humanity's development. There's a lot more to the story than that, but that's the general gist of it.

One of the big moments of the series comes towards the end of the second book, The Dark Forest, and it involves the revelation of the theory that the title comes from. Luo Ji, one of the main characters, constructs a theory of cosmic sociology, which basically states that because of the radical differences between alien civilizations, it is impossible to determine if another civilization is actually trustworthy. Due to the finite amount of resources in the universe, it is safest to exterminate other civilizations at the first sign of their existence; failing to do so might mean that they'd learn of your location first and take you out instead. The nature of the universe is likened to a dark forest filled with hunters, and at the first sign of life, they shoot their arrows and take it down.

(This is displayed in a couple of ways in the book. On the micro scale, a few groups of Earth ships attempting to flee the Solar System realize they don't have enough resources between them for all the crews to survive, so they engage in brief wars of extermination where only one ship manages to survive. On the macro scale, powerful alien civilizations blow up stars when their locations are broadcast, or worse.)

I get the same general feeling whenever I read a post from Bob or one of his orbiters discussing how they need to take out the chuds before the chuds get them. In their minds, human civilization is zero-sum, and if you don't wipe out your enemies, they'll wipe you out. It's like they've applied dark forest theory to humanity.

Except it really doesn't work that way, as described in the novel itself. Various nations and peoples on Earth, although different, are still part of the same human species, confined to the same world, and are thus close enough to where communication is easy and you can usually make good judgment calls on who you support and trust. In other words, it should be possible to reconcile differences and prevent conflicts from getting too far out of hand. It's not perfect because humanity isn't perfect, but we're nowhere near the point of "kill 'em all before they get you."

Bob, however, views his opposition as non-human, and thus not even worth being allowed to continue to exist. It remains a very good thing that Bob is stuck far from the levers of power.

The non-spoiler version: Bob unironically shares the beliefs of genocidal aliens.

 

[Adamska]

With other social media addicted cows like Ethan Ralph, you at least have people like Mister Metokur and Kino Casino constantly making fun of him and his online spergfests, which provides both catharsis and further sperging in turn which provides for entertaining content.

No one gives enough of a shit about Bob to make fun of him and his dipshit Twitter takes.

It's more like he's so repetitive and repulsive that he's boring as fuck until people dunk on him. I legit skip most content dumps since it's all the same. I only scroll back if people point out a time where he's blatantly lying about his one wheel house or if he gets dunked by someone hard enough.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Bob will never make it into space for any space program. Why? He's too fat.

Bob likes to say that he only weighs 270lbs. The weight limit for Space X is 250 and most other places have a lower limit than that, so if he can't slim down, looks like he'll have to settle for Musk... Assuming he can lose the remaining "20" pounds.

It's more like he's so repetitive and repulsive that he's boring as fuck until people dunk on him. I legit skip most content dumps since it's all the same. I only scroll back if people point out a time where he's blatantly lying about his one wheel house or if he gets dunked by someone hard enough.

Same. I just scroll past most of the tweet dumps unless something catches my eye. Sorry Positron.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Photoshopping dongs onto these women only makes them look slightly more masculine. There's no doubt an army of feminist theorists behind the scenes hoping that these walking Ken dolls will make men see the feminists themselves in a better light. This is all about the old and the ugly sabotaging their younger, more beautiful competition, and punishing men for not thinking that a 330 lb. gender studies major with a hook nose and a wart is a tremendous catch.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

With other social media addicted cows like Ethan Ralph, you at least have people like Mister Metokur and Kino Casino constantly making fun of him and his online spergfests, which provides both catharsis and further sperging in turn which provides for entertaining content.

No one gives enough of a shit about Bob to make fun of him and his dipshit Twitter takes.

Also, when Ethan decided to become the alpha wigger, he started to provide so much more content than Bob ever could. Bob seems basically home bound and only exists in the world by tweeting his impotent rage or talking about videos.

Ethan on the other hand has in the last like year or so knocked up a teenager, knocked up "I can't believe it's not a troon", Horse, I mean Meigh. He got stranded in a snowstorm, possibly raped a woman, and made an ass of himself outside the Blaze. Bob lives life on repeat, the only difference being the kind of capeshit that is currently filling the gaping void.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Someone mentioned this before, but Bob knows he is done. He has wasted his life, he has never held an actual job, his skills at his current job are laughable, and he’s a mooch on top of it. Chris is making a movie despite having an actual career and kids, but I’ll give that to him. Chris still has hope.
Bob lives on donations that barely rival working at a grocery store, is addicted to twitter, and only grows crazier over time because of twitter.

Bob is hopeless and he knows it. It’s why he won’t troon out. Why he will never embarrass himself. He’s like Dobson, but slightly more insane and less skilled. His twitter rants are entertaining, but it’s like watching an insect that had it’s limbs torn off squirm.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Bob seems basically home bound and only exists in the world by tweeting his impotent rage or talking about videos.

That's because the TRUMPER TRASH created a plague which makes it impossible for him to leave his basement apartment without potentially dying. It has nothing to do with Bob's life choices, he has pursued immortality in the SUPERIOR FUTURE with perfection, it is the rest of the populations refusal to adapt to the desires of Natural Selection that constantly holds back Bob. You would be angry too if you did everything possible to have a good life ahead of you and for your loved ones but the entire rest of the world worked deliberately to deny you what you deserve.

You are pretty much victim blaming when you try to paint this as somehow Bob's failure.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Not a single person in my congregation is gleefully rubbing their hands together in anticipation of going full deus vult and exterminating the unbelievers, shockingly enough, and I have never met a single Christian in my life that does either.

A tiny part of me would like to go full Deus Vult on a few different factions in the modern culture war but I'm an atheist. Maybe it's something about being godless that makes purges so tempting, part of the risk of falling into nihilism.

Also, is it me, or are there less posts appearing on this thread? Maybe people are getting sick of Cinema Roberto.

Not that I'm a prolific poster but I'm moving this week, out of an urban bughive and into a rental house in a quiet little suburb. Took a break from moving to walk the new neighborhood, it was great. Seeing neighbors stop and talk, finding a little park I didn't know about. In fact, in honor of MovieBob's beach trip:

Spoiler: Here's my pictures of that fabulous little spot.

There is no pictures because I was too busy enjoying nature to take photos for social media or even for personal use. Hell, for a glorious five or ten minutes the internet or tech in general didn't really exist for me. If you're anywhere that you can get out and do this sort of thing, please give it a try, it feels wonderful.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob was supposed to have a personal chef cooking a banquet in his honor, on a rocket ship, with friends in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1525275424447778826

https://archive.ph/h4Iam

Do it Mac! You pussy!

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Bob was supposed to have a personal chef cooking a banquet in his honor, on a rocket ship, with friends in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1525275424447778826

https://archive.ph/h4Iam

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Do it Mac! You pussy!

A perfect example of how Bob is so dumb he doesn't know what he doesn't know. Christopher Pike serves over 200 years from now. Bob is sitting at midlife in 1822 and saying man will never fly around the world because it hasn't happened yet and won't in his lifetime. "Moving pictures coming over a cable from Japan featuring a giant lizard? Will never happen! FUCKING OBSOLESCENTS!"

 

[Positron]

Tall woman:

Why would you arrest Rand Paul for? If you need to arrest him why don't you do so when he is sitting in congress educating the likes of Richard "Rachel" Levine?

I've never heard anyone claim that baby formulas reduced infant mortality -- indeed the opposite is true in the Third World, where formulas might be responsible for infant deaths from diarrheal diseases because clean, boiled water to reconstitute the formula isn't always available -- but then I don't think like the Properly Evolved.

So those little head stones weren't injun children murdered by Christians?

In defiance to Bobby's Theory of Evolution, MAGAs do involve. (Archive of WP article). Bobby advises our stately 80-year-old president on what insults to use.

"Shuuuuuuaaaaat UP!"
Foghorn Leghorn for President. I like that.

Josh Hawley proposed a bill that might strip Disney of the copyright to Mickey Mouse.


Bobby feels underappreciated and betrayed (not to mention borderline gaslighted) in his profession, but you never heard him saying he wants people dead. Right?

I am not a fan of the "safety valve" theory championed by Greenwald, because I think freedom of expression is its own good regardless of consequences. It has a much, much bigger claim as a human right than abortion.

Dangerhair thinks anti-abortion Christian white women should be considered pathological.



A walking Andy Warhol silkscreen and probably of that vintage.

Anthony Reed

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Married With Children came into being through black and jewish fragility.




Vikings are competent, but have no culture or ethnicity:


Luke believes everything will be okay, but he need much reassurance.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Bob will never make it into space for any space program. Why? He's too fat.

Maybe that's why he wants to go to space to begin with. He'd weigh less.

Not that it would fool anybody.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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I've archived his "Not soon enough" reply, since that, in my opinion, is quintessential to understanding his worldview: reality sucks, and it needs to change to suit his diabetic whims.