Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Why would you arrest Rand Paul for? If you need to arrest him why don't you do so when he is sitting in congress educating the likes of Richard "Rachel" Levine?
GrammarGamer35, you remember what Rod Serilng said about those who deny the dignity of their fellow human beings, don't you?



In defiance to Bobby's Theory of Evolution, MAGAs do involve. (Archive of WP article). Bobby advises our stately 80-year-old president on what insults to use.
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"Shuuuuuuaaaaat UP!"
Foghorn Leghorn for President. I like that.
Right now, anyone else--or anything else--would be a better president than Fuckwit in Chief Joe Biden.



This opinion brought to you by Bob "But What About the Corporate Oligarchs?" Chipman, everyone.



Bobby feels underappreciated and betrayed...
LOL, "underappreciated".

...(not to mention borderline gaslighted) in his profession, but you never heard him saying he wants people dead. Right?
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I am not a fan of the "safety valve" theory championed by Greenwald, because I think freedom of expression is its own good regardless of consequences. It has a much, much bigger claim as a human right than abortion.
As opposed to Eugenicsbob's opinions.



Retweeted by Eugenicsbob.



Dangerhair thinks anti-abortion Christian white women should be considered pathological.
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No wonder Sexistbob retweeted this.

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A walking Andy Warhol silkscreen and probably of that vintage.
Shades off: "I have had two abortions."

Shades on: " I have murdered two children."



It appears that the losers in this case are biological females participating in high-school and college-level sports in Missouri.



Of course, Moviebob wants to see the death of reality. Reality left Moviebob behind on September 10, 2000, and Bob is still bitter about it.
 
Bob believes his fantasies about the future growing up were a binding contract on reality to deliver. Now he seeks recourse for a failure on reality's part to meet the terms as he understood them.

What does Bob think the negotiating position is to get Griner released from Russia? Is he proposing war over someone who violated another countries laws? (Of course he is.)

I've never heard anyone claim that baby formulas reduced infant mortality -- indeed the opposite is true in the Third World, where formulas might be responsible for infant deaths from diarrheal diseases because clean, boiled water to reconstitute the formula isn't always available -- but then I don't think like the Properly Evolved.
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So those little head stones weren't injun children murdered by Christians?
What "massive coverups" does he think happened in the past before baby formula? Kids dying was normal. What would they have been covering up? Why would it have been massive?

The Disney targeting provision would be struck down as unconstitutional but why would he think that reducing copyright terms going forward is an "unenforceable mess"? (Other than stupidity I mean.)

Bobby feels underappreciated and betrayed (not to mention borderline gaslighted) in his profession, but you never heard him saying he wants people dead. Right?
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But Bob did change after finding himself out of step with his profession and social circles. He used to be a Hillary-hating semi-libertarian who tried to be defiantly and proudly in his niche. Then that Republican dude liked The Dark Knight. Now he's an angry lockstep bootlicker eugenics promoting genocidal fascist who holds tightly to a narrow range of views while refusing to speak ill of those corporations and people he champions while sermonizing about the moral evils of those industry things he has aligned himself against. All the time fearing about being "betrayed" by another industry "friend" if he stops performing properly and sobbing through his feigned laughter.

Greenwald's change from Iraq War supporter to hardcore civil libertarian was much farther back in life. His personality has also never changed, he's always been insufferable and angry.
 
A tiny part of me would like to go full Deus Vult on a few different factions in the modern culture war but I'm an atheist. Maybe it's something about being godless that makes purges so tempting, part of the risk of falling into nihilism.

Not that I'm a prolific poster but I'm moving this week, out of an urban bughive and into a rental house in a quiet little suburb. Took a break from moving to walk the new neighborhood, it was great. Seeing neighbors stop and talk, finding a little park I didn't know about. In fact, in honor of MovieBob's beach trip:
There is no pictures because I was too busy enjoying nature to take photos for social media or even for personal use. Hell, for a glorious five or ten minutes the internet or tech in general didn't really exist for me. If you're anywhere that you can get out and do this sort of thing, please give it a try, it feels wonderful.
Speaking of nihilism and your other reply, I still find it hilarious that Bobbo gave Everything Everywhere All at Once such a positive review, when he seems to have completely missed the message of the film about nihilism, or at least refuses to apply it to his own life. Spoilers ahead (seriously though, go see it if you haven't yet):
Probably the biggest underlying theme of the movie, maybe even more than the "road not taken" multiverse stuff, is the nihilism prevalent in many millennials/zoomers. Evelyn's daughter Joy, after being exposed to the totality of the multiverse, views life as having no meaning and wishes to erase herself from reality, almost managing to convince Evelyn to do the same. There's definite parallels to those same listless feelings that younger generations have today, where they don't see the point in continuing to struggle to eke out a modest existence, especially with how things are looking right now. (Arguments could be made as to the source of these feelings and whether they're genuine, but that's more than I want to cover and risks getting into intergenerational slapfights.)

However, it's Waymond that manages to pull Evelyn back from the brink, his continued goofy upbeat nature helping her understand that, despite all the seemingly wasted potential of her life, there's still goodness that makes life worth living. You don't have to have a perfect life to be happy, just be kind and do your best with what you have. That knowledge helps her save her daughter as well, and despite knowing there will be tough times ahead, they can face them together as a loving family.
When it comes to Bob, what does he have but despondent nihilism over the course of his life? Look at that tweet posted earlier, when he bemoans making poor decisions in his 20s that has led him to his current situation of being a 40-year-old basement dweller capeshit reviewer, with no one to love beyond his own family. He's constantly complaining about how the world hasn't turned out how he was promised it would, wishing he could be in a better universe where all his needs are met and every whim is satisfied. Instead of working to make the most of his situation and improve his lot in life, he's stuck in an endless spiral of tweeting his seething hatred to the void, unable to escape from his self-inflicted prison of despair.

Ironically, for all the times he's told others to touch grass, Bobby could stand to do what you did and go for a walk without checking his phone every five seconds.
In defiance to Bobby's Theory of Evolution, MAGAs do involve. (Archive of WP article). Bobby advises our stately 80-year-old president on what insults to use.
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Foghorn Leghorn for President. I like that.
Don't get me wrong, "ultra MAGA" is the dumbest shit I've ever heard, and I'm not surprised in the slightest that it came out of a fucking six-month focus group. It's exactly the kind of thing that myopic tards in their bubble would think is the perfect insult because they have no idea how the world works. If there had been a single person with sense in their midst to have told them this, maybe they wouldn't have rolled with it. But they did, and now we all get to laugh at them for it.

Strangely, Bob wants Biden to act like Trump and drop swears on Republicans. There's a couple key differences here, however. First, the Dems in 2020 were running on a "return to normalcy" platform, and any candidate dropping f-bombs on live TV would have lost any sort of moral high ground. Second, Trump still has quite a lot of vitality for his age, while Biden is a feeble almost-octogenarian. You can hear it in his voice, there's no oomph behind it, and any time he gets riled up, he just sounds like an old man yelling at a cloud. Trump's got that asshole image about him already, so it's both expected and natural whenever he swears.

Finally, Biden has already been recorded swearing at his political enemies, and it sounds pathetic. I recall a press conference where someone asked him about inflation, and he called them a dumbass or something, but it was weak and flimsy. Lefties on Twitter tried to portray it as a big win, but anyone with a functioning brain knew it was anything but.

That said, I do want Biden to swear more, if only because it gets us one step closer to a hard-R being dropped.
 
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Do I get a "called it" for this one?
This is the look of someone whose social calendar for the year only contains two bookings: The abortion clinic and the artificial insemination clinic.
 
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Biden calling a guy came across as petulant to me. It’s a word that comes to mind when Bob screams about not being Star Trek, yet. Odds are if space travel become like air travel where anyone could go to the moon it wouldn’t be glitzy. It’d probably be more logistics, people tapping Helium supplies, anyone who can sending up people to capitalize on it, and other shit.
Bob wouldn’t be useful in that world. Astronauts would be people doing EVA on orbital launch platforms, picking up space junk, and other shit.

Bob wants cathartic release because he’s impotent. He wants Biden to smash and humiliate his enemies. He wants them to be in fear and pain before he crushes them. He needs to get an actual job where he has to deal with people and maybe build something.
 
Not a fan of "Safety Valve" IMO if you feed an obsession you'll want to try it eventually.

But that's all Blobby does he's on Twitter most of the time and 30% is consuming, 30% is wishing death on people he disagrees with, and 30% is him drooling over Troons, Asians, & Lesbos. While only about 10% at best is him sharing something that would be considered healthy like family time or promoting work.

Oh as for that Mona broad, I find it amazing she got fucked twice to be able to get 2 abortions.
 
Maybe that's why he wants to go to space to begin with. He'd weigh less.

Not that it would fool anybody.
In space, no one can dampen your inertia. (Maybe that's why he wants a Trek future. He'll be able to finally, using six billion dollars of tech to negate his mass entirely, feel like a thin person.)

yes, yes you do.
Thank you. Admittedly, with hair like that it was almost a given, but I shall take the Ws where I can get them.
 
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Biden calling a guy came across as petulant to me. It’s a word that comes to mind when Bob screams about not being Star Trek, yet. Odds are if space travel become like air travel where anyone could go to the moon it wouldn’t be glitzy. It’d probably be more logistics, people tapping Helium supplies, anyone who can sending up people to capitalize on it, and other shit.
Bob wouldn’t be useful in that world.
How would that world be any different than this world? Moviebob is already useless... and obsolete.
 
How would that world be any different than this world? Moviebob is already useless... and obsolete.
I think Bob just wants life on easy mode. In your twenties you can get away with doing nothing as long as you have your shit together (i.e a vocation that you can grow into). Bob just wants to drink and watch movies, his writing is godawful. The worst thing is that Bob potentially could have turned it around. He was on the internet doing video essays before anyone else.

I know guys who have lived with their parents until they got a company. Guys who went back to school at thirty. They still thought they could turn it around. Bob really doesn’t he doesn’t blame himself for his misfortunes. If you blame yourself you can change, if everything is an external factor then it’s hopeless.

I actually think Bob could turn it around. He has people who hate him and want to laugh at his antics. If he’s already at his lowest then why not go on the dog fuckers show. Make an ass of himself. If DSP can do it, so can you.
 
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Why would you arrest Rand Paul for? If you need to arrest him why don't you do so when he is sitting in congress educating the likes of Richard "Rachel" Levine?
You know why they haven't gotten Brittney Griner out of Russia? Because she smuggled drugs into a country where that's, shocker, illegal.
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With trial looming, WNBA star Brittney Griner faces strict Russian drug laws​

The pro basketball player has been held on drug smuggling charges since February, but she has made no public comments about the circumstances surrounding her arrest.

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May 13, 2022, 9:26 PM EDT
By Erik Ortiz
The news Friday that WNBA star Brittney Griner would be detained in Russia for at least another month made clear that the American athlete's best bid to return home anytime soon would be through diplomatic negotiations and not the legal system, former U.S. State Department officials and Russian legal experts say.
If Griner is convicted on drug possession charges, she could be locked up for at least five years with a maximum of 10 years — and prison time is all but guaranteed, said William E. Butler, the author of "Russian Law and Legal Institutions" and a professor at Penn State Dickinson Law.

Russia's criminal code can allow a court to impose a less than the minimum sentence, Butler said, but lawyers must give a persuasive argument.
Similar to the U.S., Russia's legal system grants a presumption of innocence, and so Russian authorities would have to prove their case at trial.
There is also the possibility of a plea deal, but that would not be to Griner's advantage, Butler said, because defendants are still required to serve one-half to two-thirds of the maximum sentence.



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Russian drug laws are widely considered draconian and the country imprisons more people per capita for drug crimes compared with the rest of Europe, according to The Moscow Times. Marijuana remains illegal for recreational and medical purposes.
"They're a zero-tolerance jurisdiction," Butler said. "It's something you don't want to mess with. People have been carrying prescription medications and gotten caught up in these laws."
Griner, 31, has been held on drug smuggling charges since February when she was found in Moscow's airport allegedly possessing cannabis-derived vape cartridges. A request by her lawyers to be placed on house arrest was denied in March.
It's not unusual for courts in Russia to drag out a pre-trial detainment.
But no public statements have been made by Griner and it's unclear what she makes of the accusations or what she says were the circumstances surrounding her arrest. Butler said the silence may be a legal strategy, although Russia's criminal code also limits the ways in which the accused can speak publicly about open investigations.
Her attorney told the media on Friday that she has not expressed "any complaints about the detention conditions." During her court hearing outside of Moscow, Griner was photographed wearing a hoodie, with her head down and her face shielded by her hair.

The Kremlin certainly knows Griner — a two-time Olympic gold medalist and powerhouse player on the Phoenix Mercury — is no ordinary American detainee, and so they likely view her as a potential bargaining chip for when the time is right, said David Salvo, deputy director of the Alliance for Securing Democracy, a nonpartisan organization seeking to protect democratic institutions.
"They're going to try and horse trade," Salvo, a former diplomat at the State Department who had worked in Russia, said. "It's sad to be playing with someone's life as a pawn."
Griner's family is getting help from former U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Bill Richardson, who has also worked as an international hostage negotiator. A spokesman for Richardson's diplomacy efforts said Friday that his team continues to "work on behalf of Brittney's family to secure her safe return home."

Behind the scenes, the backchannel talks will be crucial if Griner is to be released either before trial or if she's convicted — but it will be up to whether the Russians want to negotiate and what they'd offer, Salvo said.
Last month, in a surprise turn, Russia released American prisoner Trevor Reed, a former Marine who was arrested in 2019 and accused of assaulting police after a night of heavy drinking, in exchange for President Joe Biden commuting the sentence of Konstantin Yaroshenko, a convicted Russian drug trafficker serving time in Connecticut. Reed, who was sentenced to nine years in prison, has maintained his innocence.

Russia would have a list of other nationals in custody in the U.S. whom they'd like to see returned. Experts say among them would be Viktor Bout, an international arms dealer dubbed the Merchant of Death who was sentenced to 25 years in prison in 2011 for conspiring to sell weapons to rebels in Colombia.
The most recent prisoner swap "raised hopes that maybe the Russians wanted to show they're problem solvers," said Stephen Sestanovich, a professor of international diplomacy at Columbia University who served as the State Department's senior official overseeing policy toward Russia from 1997 to 2001.
But trying to free a person like Griner could have an unintended effect, he added, with Russia making targets out of Americans whom Moscow might consider valuable assets.
"The U.S. government has to ask itself: Do we want to trade a really bad dude like Bout for a good person like Griner who probably made a dumb mistake?" Sestanovich said. "To get to yes here, you have to convince the people who say you'll only encourage the Russians to arrest more people like Griner.”
Earlier this month, the State Department said Griner is being "wrongfully detained by the Russian government," an official classification that means the special presidential envoy for hostage affairs, working in coordination with the State Department, can be more aggressive in its efforts to secure her release.
A consular officer from the U.S. Embassy in Moscow spoke to Griner on Friday while at her hearing, said State Department spokesman Ned Price, who told reporters that Griner is "doing as well as can be expected under what can only be described as exceedingly difficult circumstances."
But since her arrest, the U.S. Embassy has only been granted access to Griner once, and all other requests were denied.
"The State Department can't storm the Russian prison to bring her home," Salvo said. "I have no doubt the department is doing everything they possibly can to make sure they have access to her."
Griner's wife, fellow WNBA players and the league have shown their solidarity with Griner on social media. The league said in a statement Friday that "today's news on Brittney Griner was not unexpected, and the WNBA continues to work with the U.S. government to get BG home safely and as soon as possible."

Salvo said loved ones of people being detained overseas in countries such as Russia have to be prudent in what they say publicly — particularly when there's still hope they can be freed.
"There's a delicate dance their families have to do with trying to raise attention with the State Department and Congress while not wanting to inflame Russia," Salvo said. "Especially in the case of Brittney, you have the eyes of Kremlin watching."

Erik Ortiz
Erik Ortiz is a staff writer for NBC News focusing on racial injustice and social inequality.
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you see that giant, hulking, John Flynt looking mf'r in the prison hoodie that towers over everyone? That's Britney.
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She willfully brought this stuff into Russia. She broke their laws. You can disagree with them but that doesn't change that they are still Russia's laws. She's not a political prisoner. Even if she were we have no extradition treaty with Russia. There's also no outcry because she's a WNBA player that no one has ever heard of or cares about. On top of that we're dealing, very badly to boot, with Russia invading Ukraine so even less people care about some hood momma who flew to a sovereign nation on her own accord and brought contraband.

We have food shortages.
We have baby formula shortages.
The economy is in shambles.
The value of the dollar is dropping every day.
Biden's flipped on allowing new oil to be drilled.
Pelosi wants to do price fixing on fuel like it's the goddamned 70's.
We do not have workers.
The workers that we do have are not producing the amount per worker that they were before 2020.
We are in so much open and blatant debt that our children's children will still be paying for our hedonism.

And the Lord of Lynn, ever the wise philosopher king who knows the plight of his people, questions why no one cares about some hood momma who can't dunk.
 
I actually think Bob could turn it around. He has people who hate him and want to laugh at his antics. If he’s already at his lowest then why not go on the dog fuckers show. Make an ass of himself. If DSP can do it, so can you.

Bob is a living example of that CS Lewis quote about the doors of hell being locked from the inside. If he were capable of a modicum of self-reflection and wasn't so knotted up with the belief that he's smarter than everyone else and all his failings are due to the evil behavior of others (his bullies, Republicans, the Obsolete Believers) then you'd be right. Maybe he'll have a road to Damascus moment before the 'beetus or the booze or the enlarged heart claims him, but I tend to doubt it.
 
Bob is a living example of that CS Lewis quote about the doors of hell being locked from the inside. If he were capable of a modicum of self-reflection and wasn't so knotted up with the belief that he's smarter than everyone else and all his failings are due to the evil behavior of others (his bullies, Republicans, the Obsolete Believers) then you'd be right. Maybe he'll have a road to Damascus moment before the 'beetus or the booze or the enlarged heart claims him, but I tend to doubt it.
Something tells me that after he dies, Bob will be presented with a choice: keep his smartphone and stay in Hell, or give it up and escape to Heaven. I have no doubt that Bob would choose Hell and all of its pain, since living without Twitter would destroy the very thing his identity is built around.

Right now, anyone else--or anything else--would be a better president than Fuckwit in Chief Joe Biden.

I took a shit last morning that would make a better President than Joe Biden.

A walking Andy Warhol silkscreen and probably of that vintage.

I would've sworn that thing was a man. I've seen Asian traps who weren't even halfway trying look more feminine than this... thing.
 
Something tells me that after he dies, Bob will be presented with a choice: keep his smartphone and stay in Hell, or give it up and escape to Heaven. I have no doubt that Bob would choose Hell and all of its pain, since living without Twitter would destroy the very thing his identity is built around.



I took a shit last morning that would make a better President than Joe Biden.



I would've sworn that thing was a man. I've seen Asian traps who weren't even halfway trying look more feminine than this... thing.
Speaking of Twitter and his death when it happens it would be nice if people tweeted "Not a Person" instead of Rest in Peace.
 
A poltard shot up a super market in Buffalo New York. Bob allows no tragedy to go to waste.
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Can't wait for the riveting discourse from this. Interesting that it seems that he was able to get as far as he did because no one else had a gun. I could be wrong as the full video has yet to be discovered but I'm willing to bet on it. What was it that Sadiq Khan said? Terror attacks are part and parcel of living in a big city? Funny how that kind of begrudging acceptance only goes one way. Call me when Bob starts caring that as many, if not double, are killed in Chicago every goddamned weekend.

For the record, if this fucker isn't dead already, he needs two in the head.

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He is alive and was taken into custody. For being such a racist his very FIRST act was to shoot a white woman in the head.

Bob continues and pushes the blame also onto Glen Greenwald. The most outrageous claim in this is that Bob is left of center

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Can't wait for the riveting discourse from this. Interesting that it seems that he was able to get as far as he did because no one else had a gun. I could be wrong as the full video has yet to be discovered but I'm willing to bet on it. What was it that Sadiq Khan said? Terror attacks are part and parcel of living in a big city? Funny how that kind of begrudging acceptance only goes one way. Call me when Bob starts caring that as many, if not double, are killed in Chicago every goddamned weekend.

For the record, if this fucker isn't dead already, he needs two in the head.

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He is alive and was taken into custody. For being such a racist his very FIRST act was to shoot a white woman in the head.

Bob continues and pushes the blame also onto Glen Greenwald. The most outrageous claim in this is that Bob is left of center

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Y'know, for being such a Thinker™, Moviebob rarely reads past the headlines of stories he shares.
 
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