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Bob likes to say that he only weighs 270lbs.
And I like to say I'm banging 1995-vintage Nicole Kidman, but it ain't happening.
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Bob likes to say that he only weighs 270lbs.
GrammarGamer35, you remember what Rod Serilng said about those who deny the dignity of their fellow human beings, don't you?Tall woman:
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Why would you arrest Rand Paul for? If you need to arrest him why don't you do so when he is sitting in congress educating the likes of Richard "Rachel" Levine?
Right now, anyone else--or anything else--would be a better president than Fuckwit in Chief Joe Biden.In defiance to Bobby's Theory of Evolution, MAGAs do involve. (Archive of WP article). Bobby advises our stately 80-year-old president on what insults to use.
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"Shuuuuuuaaaaat UP!"
Foghorn Leghorn for President. I like that.
This opinion brought to you by Bob "But What About the Corporate Oligarchs?" Chipman, everyone.Josh Hawley proposed a bill that might strip Disney of the copyright to Mickey Mouse.
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LOL, "underappreciated".Bobby feels underappreciated and betrayed...
As opposed to Eugenicsbob's opinions....(not to mention borderline gaslighted) in his profession, but you never heard him saying he wants people dead. Right?
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I am not a fan of the "safety valve" theory championed by Greenwald, because I think freedom of expression is its own good regardless of consequences. It has a much, much bigger claim as a human right than abortion.
Retweeted by Eugenicsbob.
No wonder Sexistbob retweeted this.Dangerhair thinks anti-abortion Christian white women should be considered pathological.
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A walking Andy Warhol silkscreen and probably of that vintage.
It appears that the losers in this case are biological females participating in high-school and college-level sports in Missouri.Anthony Reed
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Of course, Moviebob wants to see the death of reality. Reality left Moviebob behind on September 10, 2000, and Bob is still bitter about it.
What does Bob think the negotiating position is to get Griner released from Russia? Is he proposing war over someone who violated another countries laws? (Of course he is.)Tall woman:
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What "massive coverups" does he think happened in the past before baby formula? Kids dying was normal. What would they have been covering up? Why would it have been massive?I've never heard anyone claim that baby formulas reduced infant mortality -- indeed the opposite is true in the Third World, where formulas might be responsible for infant deaths from diarrheal diseases because clean, boiled water to reconstitute the formula isn't always available -- but then I don't think like the Properly Evolved.
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So those little head stones weren't injun children murdered by Christians?
The Disney targeting provision would be struck down as unconstitutional but why would he think that reducing copyright terms going forward is an "unenforceable mess"? (Other than stupidity I mean.)Josh Hawley proposed a bill that might strip Disney of the copyright to Mickey Mouse.
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But Bob did change after finding himself out of step with his profession and social circles. He used to be a Hillary-hating semi-libertarian who tried to be defiantly and proudly in his niche. Then that Republican dude liked The Dark Knight. Now he's an angry lockstep bootlicker eugenics promoting genocidal fascist who holds tightly to a narrow range of views while refusing to speak ill of those corporations and people he champions while sermonizing about the moral evils of those industry things he has aligned himself against. All the time fearing about being "betrayed" by another industry "friend" if he stops performing properly and sobbing through his feigned laughter.Bobby feels underappreciated and betrayed (not to mention borderline gaslighted) in his profession, but you never heard him saying he wants people dead. Right?
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I'm not surprised that it had two abortions. I'm surprised that something had sex with it twice.
Speaking of nihilism and your other reply, I still find it hilarious that Bobbo gave Everything Everywhere All at Once such a positive review, when he seems to have completely missed the message of the film about nihilism, or at least refuses to apply it to his own life. Spoilers ahead (seriously though, go see it if you haven't yet):A tiny part of me would like to go full Deus Vult on a few different factions in the modern culture war but I'm an atheist. Maybe it's something about being godless that makes purges so tempting, part of the risk of falling into nihilism.
Not that I'm a prolific poster but I'm moving this week, out of an urban bughive and into a rental house in a quiet little suburb. Took a break from moving to walk the new neighborhood, it was great. Seeing neighbors stop and talk, finding a little park I didn't know about. In fact, in honor of MovieBob's beach trip:There is no pictures because I was too busy enjoying nature to take photos for social media or even for personal use. Hell, for a glorious five or ten minutes the internet or tech in general didn't really exist for me. If you're anywhere that you can get out and do this sort of thing, please give it a try, it feels wonderful.
Don't get me wrong, "ultra MAGA" is the dumbest shit I've ever heard, and I'm not surprised in the slightest that it came out of a fucking six-month focus group. It's exactly the kind of thing that myopic tards in their bubble would think is the perfect insult because they have no idea how the world works. If there had been a single person with sense in their midst to have told them this, maybe they wouldn't have rolled with it. But they did, and now we all get to laugh at them for it.In defiance to Bobby's Theory of Evolution, MAGAs do involve. (Archive of WP article). Bobby advises our stately 80-year-old president on what insults to use.
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"Shuuuuuuaaaaat UP!"
Foghorn Leghorn for President. I like that.
Do I get a "called it" for this one?
This is the look of someone whose social calendar for the year only contains two bookings: The abortion clinic and the artificial insemination clinic.
yes, yes you do.
In space, no one can dampen your inertia. (Maybe that's why he wants a Trek future. He'll be able to finally, using six billion dollars of tech to negate his mass entirely, feel like a thin person.)Maybe that's why he wants to go to space to begin with. He'd weigh less.
Not that it would fool anybody.
Thank you. Admittedly, with hair like that it was almost a given, but I shall take the Ws where I can get them.yes, yes you do.
How would that world be any different than this world? Moviebob is already useless... and obsolete.@King Dead
Biden calling a guy came across as petulant to me. It’s a word that comes to mind when Bob screams about not being Star Trek, yet. Odds are if space travel become like air travel where anyone could go to the moon it wouldn’t be glitzy. It’d probably be more logistics, people tapping Helium supplies, anyone who can sending up people to capitalize on it, and other shit.
Bob wouldn’t be useful in that world.
I think Bob just wants life on easy mode. In your twenties you can get away with doing nothing as long as you have your shit together (i.e a vocation that you can grow into). Bob just wants to drink and watch movies, his writing is godawful. The worst thing is that Bob potentially could have turned it around. He was on the internet doing video essays before anyone else.How would that world be any different than this world? Moviebob is already useless... and obsolete.
You know why they haven't gotten Brittney Griner out of Russia? Because she smuggled drugs into a country where that's, shocker, illegal.
I actually think Bob could turn it around. He has people who hate him and want to laugh at his antics. If he’s already at his lowest then why not go on the dog fuckers show. Make an ass of himself. If DSP can do it, so can you.
Something tells me that after he dies, Bob will be presented with a choice: keep his smartphone and stay in Hell, or give it up and escape to Heaven. I have no doubt that Bob would choose Hell and all of its pain, since living without Twitter would destroy the very thing his identity is built around.Bob is a living example of that CS Lewis quote about the doors of hell being locked from the inside. If he were capable of a modicum of self-reflection and wasn't so knotted up with the belief that he's smarter than everyone else and all his failings are due to the evil behavior of others (his bullies, Republicans, the Obsolete Believers) then you'd be right. Maybe he'll have a road to Damascus moment before the 'beetus or the booze or the enlarged heart claims him, but I tend to doubt it.
Right now, anyone else--or anything else--would be a better president than Fuckwit in Chief Joe Biden.
A walking Andy Warhol silkscreen and probably of that vintage.
Speaking of Twitter and his death when it happens it would be nice if people tweeted "Not a Person" instead of Rest in Peace.Something tells me that after he dies, Bob will be presented with a choice: keep his smartphone and stay in Hell, or give it up and escape to Heaven. I have no doubt that Bob would choose Hell and all of its pain, since living without Twitter would destroy the very thing his identity is built around.
I took a shit last morning that would make a better President than Joe Biden.
I would've sworn that thing was a man. I've seen Asian traps who weren't even halfway trying look more feminine than this... thing.
Y'know, for being such a Thinker™, Moviebob rarely reads past the headlines of stories he shares.A poltard shot up a super market in Buffalo New York. Bob allows no tragedy to go to waste.
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Can't wait for the riveting discourse from this. Interesting that it seems that he was able to get as far as he did because no one else had a gun. I could be wrong as the full video has yet to be discovered but I'm willing to bet on it. What was it that Sadiq Khan said? Terror attacks are part and parcel of living in a big city? Funny how that kind of begrudging acceptance only goes one way. Call me when Bob starts caring that as many, if not double, are killed in Chicago every goddamned weekend.
For the record, if this fucker isn't dead already, he needs two in the head.
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He is alive and was taken into custody. For being such a racist his very FIRST act was to shoot a white woman in the head.
Bob continues and pushes the blame also onto Glen Greenwald. The most outrageous claim in this is that Bob is left of center
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Once they make a VR set large enough for Blob to fit around his bovine cranium we may never see him again.