Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[King Dead]

Not going to bother to watch his video but I did look up his score for Top Gun and Rotten Tomatoes posted a bunch of his recent reviews:
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Top one is funny, The Simpsons Movie was awful even compared to more modern seasons of The Simpsons let alone the classic era.

Setting aside the absurdity of rating the Chip 'n Dale abomination above Top Gun 2, I'd also like to point out that his "Air Force Awakens" "joke" doesn't make sense on any level. He already admitted that it doesn't work literally because it's about the Navy and not Air Force, but it also doesn't work metaphorically.

The Force Awakens was a by-the-numbers remake of A New Hope, beat for beat, except much worse. It degraded the original cast of characters and rendered all of their accomplishments meaningless; Han went back to being a jaded smuggler, Leia's Republic fell to pieces, and Luke became a sad hermit. It replaced them with a Mary Sue that not only upstaged all of their feats, she was also better than all of the new cast and effortlessly won everything with no character growth whatsoever. For all their talk of practical effects, they likely used more CGI than the oft-maligned prequels. And it set the stage for further insults to everything people loved about Star Wars, killing off beloved characters and sidelining the new cast, all to elevate Kathleen Kennedy's self-insert, damaging the brand for years to come.

Top Gun: Maverick, on the other hand, is the exact opposite. It doesn't apologize for being problematic, it doesn't degrade itself with woke pandering, it doesn't shit on the legacy of its predecessor. It's loud and proud of what it is, declaring to the world, "hell yeah, Top Gun is great, America is great, and movies can still be great." You can sense the utter passion that everyone involved with the production had for it, Tom Cruise most of all. The insistence on practical effects and real jets for as much of the film as possible make the movie a visual feast that will hold up long after today's assembly line, cookie-cutter productions do. It's everything that a long-term sequel should be, a worthy successor that builds on what came before, not tear it down.

Either Bob literally cannot understand the difference between the two movies' approach to their predecessors, or he was just really proud of his stupid "joke" and didn't think any more about it than that. Possibly both.

 

[TowinKarz]

Being a Canadian cartoon broadcast on CBC, I don't know how much play The Raccoons got in the United States. Given how much Bob talked about his mom wanting to watch shit on CBC, I think it's likely he's never seen it unless some US station near him picked it up.

I believe it was Nickelodeon that played it, as they were still a new broadcaster, they didn't have the money to produce their own shows, so they had to shop around for "western" toons and franchises that the major networks had overlooked. If you had satellite/cable in the early 90's, you, as a kid, had a good chance of being familiar with it.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Being a Canadian cartoon broadcast on CBC, I don't know how much play The Raccoons got in the United States. Given how much Bob talked about his mom wanting to watch shit on CBC, I think it's likely he's never seen it unless some US station near him picked it up.

But yeah as goofy as it (and specifically Bert Raccoon) was, it was dead fucking serious as well.

The show had a strong environmentalist message as many of the plots included Cyril Sneer's plots to clear cut the Great Forest for profit, at least in the early seasons as they later toned down the character's greed and gave him a sympathetic side. As for "Run With Us" I doubt anyone was really coked up while writing the lyrics, it was your standard 80s rock song and it is work noting the sing Lisa Lougheed voiced the reoccurring character, Lisa Raccoon.

I doubt Bob knows this, but the late Len Carlson (the voice of Bert Raccoon) also voiced Senator Robert Kelly in X-Men: The Animated Series and Ganon in Legend of Zelda so the series has a connection to two things he loves, Marvel and Nintendo.

Also, Susan Roman (Melissa Raccoon) voiced Sailor Jupiter in the DiC Dub of Sailor Moon and Mega Man Volnutt in Mega Man Legends 2. The lower exchange rate on the Canadian dollar made the Great White North enticing for productions looking to save money.

I believe it was Nickelodeon that played it, as they were still a new broadcaster, they didn't have the money to produce their own shows, so they had to shop around for "western" toons and franchises that the major networks had overlooked. If you had satellite/cable in the early 90's, you, as a kid, had a good chance of being familiar with it.

That would be hardly surprising as You Can't Do That on Television was their first big hit. A friend of mine down in Texas grew up watch the Elephant Show: Starring Sharon, Lois, and Bram (as did I on public access television), which also aired on Nick into the nineties. He was pretty upset when I informed him that Lois passed away seven years ago.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

IDK if he paid her for it already and doesn't need to pay her anymore, or still pays her a bit of royalty, or is paying her in "exposure" now that he's no longer with the Escapist.

Total guess, but the Escapist probably had them as a "work for hire" - i.e. they owned all the rights to it. Rights I assume they gave to Bob because anything touching Bob is so tainted that giving away the art and looking magnanimous was a better option than attempting to have someone else do reviews under a banner Bob started.

It reeks of lazy circa-2008 CafePress.

His videos look like they should end with a shill for lazy circa-2008 CafePress merch, so his branding shows consistency.

(Consistency, that's the word that means "Hasn't grown or learned a single thing in 15 years", right?)

Is the B-plot about how Napoleon Dynamite goes on a diet?

(That said, if Napoleae-i-e-i-on Dynamite would be gigantic, Bob: Without looking at Wikipedia, tell me how well the last revival did. Because there was one.)

I believe it was Nickelodeon that played it, as they were still a new broadcaster, they didn't have the money to produce their own shows, so they had to shop around for "western" toons and franchises that the major networks had overlooked. If you had satellite/cable in the early 90's, you, as a kid, had a good chance of being familiar with it.

Must've been before or after my time. When I was watching Nickelodeon (thank you C-Band) it was stuff like Count Duckula and Hey Dude I can recall.

 

[Red Hood]

I believe it was Nickelodeon that played it, as they were still a new broadcaster, they didn't have the money to produce their own shows, so they had to shop around for "western" toons and franchises that the major networks had overlooked. If you had satellite/cable in the early 90's, you, as a kid, had a good chance of being familiar with it.

Is Bob a secret Leaf? Get the rake. The big rake.

 

[Flexo]

Bobby, who once tried to get a man fired for making fun of Bob's autistic book, mocks others for their abilities to take criticisms.



Geez, Ryan, you are becoming to Bobby what Bob was to Lindsay.

And that's pathetic.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Force Manchin out of the Democratic Party and make him a Republican Blobby then see how much he votes for your side.

If Bob admitted that he's a Republican and is just saying he's a Democrat to get in with the cool kids (which he has failed at) he'd probably be a lot happier.

 

[Flexo]

Few things make me want to murder Bob like his pretending to give a lecture on comedy. Why don't you try ACTUALLY being funny before you presume to lecture anybody else.



I know Karma can't really punish Bob Chipman any more since his existence is... well being Bob Chipman, but there are times like.... whenever Bob says something this unselfaware I wish something would hit him in the balls. Don't care how or why, just that he would suffer just a little extra bit whenever he was this dumb.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

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Few things make me want to murder Bob like his pretending to give a lecture on comedy. Why don't you try ACTUALLY being funny before you presume to lecture anybody else.

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I know Karma can't really punish Bob Chipman any more since his existence is... well being Bob Chipman, but there are times like.... whenever Bob says something this unselfaware I wish something would hit him in the balls. Don't care how or why, just that he would suffer just a little extra bit whenever he was this dumb.

For Bob to be hit in the balls, he would need to have some in the first place.

 

[JayHarrison]

Bobby hates it when people laugh at his mug, so he loves to do it to others.
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I've got one for ya: Why does Moviebob's current avatar look like Bob doesn't have any teeth?

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Children and teachers shot dead; women on the internet most affected. Yubo is yet another social media app.
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Yes. Johnny Depp murdered children too.

Moviebob: "Believe women... but only if they're staunch Democrats or promote my ideologies."

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Bobby and friends evoke the racist dumb black footballer stereotype on Herschel Walker.
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Racist Moviebob is racist.

Uh oh. Hershey Walker?!?!? A supremely unfortunate autocorrect, or is Bob doing a racism?

Either way, he won't be called on it. Walker has escaped the plantation, and thus any tool is approved in recapturing him or putting him down. No worse Negro than an obsolete Negro, eh Bob?

Given that this is Moviebob we're talking about, my money's on "Bob doing a racism". There's no way that "Hershey" miscue is an auto-correct problem.

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Bob, you might want to abstain from inserting words into other people's tweets. Not once do I see the word hardening in this particular tweet to which you're responding.

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Bobby and his troon pal think people in Wyoming have no business caring about what happens in the US border.
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You may as well ask him what that abortion ban in Alabama has anything to do with Massachusetts.

You also might want to ask about a specific piece of Texas legislation warranted Bob to promote bioterrorism against Greg Abbott.

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Let's take a look at the homeless in California.
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Brother Alpha must think that in the streets of California, food and exercise cost money but fentanyl is free.

Do you actually live in California, Bob?

No?

Then SHUT THE FUCK UP, BOB!

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Well, Moviebob should know a thing or two about open racism...

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Jordan Peterson:
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Jordan Peterson has what may be seen as a genuine grievance toward Justin Trudeau (aka "99% as stupid as Joe Biden and 98% as stupid as Moviebob"). Moviebob grivances against the troglodytes who stole the fyuuchaa it EARNED is based on selfishness.

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Incomprehensible rant at InfraHaz, something something Meghan Markle something something lizard people.
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There may be a rabbit hole around here somewhere, but the only thinkg Moviebob will ever lead you down is an inch-deep puddle.

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The debate on the necessity of cars seems to be revving up among the Twitter left. To Bobby, cars are now apparently a "Fascist aesthetic".
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Moviebob: "Call me."

Warner Bros.: "Bob, we've read that Fast & Furious" (_insert_number_) "screenplay you sent us."

Moviebob: "So what do ya think? Am I hired?"

Warner Bros.: [laughing so hard, the phone call can be heard several blocks away]

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Peter Coffin summarizes "Fascist aesthetics":
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Gerald Nellson went on but who wants to read him?

Thus spoken Moviebob, Left-wing fascist.

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Peter Coffin challenges people who hate cars to "change the entire economic base of society". It is very typical of Coffin: the consumer cannot be blamed for their choice, because everything is the fault of the "system".
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Doesn't Moviebob own one of those electric vehicles? Aren't most electric vehicles also status symbols that say "I'm a pretentious jerkwad who claims to be protecting the environment, but I'm likely doing more harm than good because nothing in my electric vehicle is recyclable"?

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So WHAT sacrifice in material consumption are you ready to make, Bobby?

Moviebob: "I don't need to sacrifice anything! I'm doing my part to build a superiyaa fyuuchaa by producing crappy Internet videos and lecturing others on how to make my life more comfortable."

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Peter Coffin uses common sense. Unfortunately Bobby finds no evidence on Coffin's assertions because he refuses to acknowledge any.
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Shut up, Mxviebxb.

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Our new women cannot withstand Ricky Gervais's fulsome praise.
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From what I have read here on KiwiFarms, Moviebob also has a reputation for being a complete hassle to work with. Ironic.

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Netflix, unsurprisingly, stand by Gervais:
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Moviebob: "Teddy [Cruz], we have the real numbers now."

Also Moviebob: [fails to include any actual numbers]

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America is brown and sexually depraved, and she kills knowledgeable people who try to convince she is wrong. Such brilliant symbolism; both James Joyce and Ernest Hemingway moved away in shame.
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I know MCU writers are diversity-hire hacks but I never imagine they writes like a 14-year-old girl's fanfiction.

Moviebob is the kind of entity that would happily--and literally--throw anyone under the bus if you stand in the way of its superiyaa fyuuchaa.

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Well, duh. Unlike Akira Kurosawa, Moviebob makes stupid.

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I still can't understand Moviebob's English. It's as if Bob fluency in Dumbfuckese pops up in every single tweet.

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I know Karma can't really punish Bob Chipman any more since his existence is... well being Bob Chipman, but there are times like.... whenever Bob says something this unselfaware I wish something would hit him in the balls. Don't care how or why, just that he would suffer just a little extra bit whenever he was this dumb.

Is karma capable of shooting a housefly at one foot (1/3 meter) away?

 

[Positron]

Bobby reasons that Europeans are less crazy than Americans because they have a safety valve. He probably thinks soccer riots are all fun and games.


Tim Pool: "No amount of children dying should justify someone having their rights taken away... you wanna have a conversation about 'trans kids', and the harm that will befall them when they are sterilized by puberty blockers? You wanna talk about the rights of these kids? You want to strip someone's rights? Let's have that conversation. I don't think you're ready for that conversation."

Pool's argument is non sequitur: by equating guns rights with a tranny's supposed right to "exist", he only serves to expose both as illusionary.



Liberals continue to overshare their fantasies:


Extremely reputable journalists in The Rolling Stone and The Daily Beast claim Matt Gaetz paid a 17-year-old for sex.


That piece of news, curiously, transpired immediately after the husband of the Angry Ice Cream Lich was arrested for drunk driving.




Bobby picks fight for no reason at all, just because he is Bobby.

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Disney show their brave and determined cultural iconoclasm, by flanking their precious muzzie representation with drawings of pigs.


MCU breaks another new ground:







Mine are The Fisher King and Awakenings, but then I'm not a Disney acolyte.

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Children's cartoon:






Jap artist of children cartoons:

I find grown men behaving like children the most revolting sight on Earth, but then I'm not a jap.





Toys.




Simping Indie Gamer Chick...


... while slobbering at a half-naked Nick Parrott:


Mentally-ill prostitute:






Did somebody mention chess?



Who is she?

 

[CharlesBarkley]

‘Tim Fool”
”bratlings”
”trumpsuckers”

I swear, this fat man deserved the countless gallons of toilet water he drank in high school on the daily.

 

[make_it_so]

If Bob admitted that he's a Republican and is just saying he's a Democrat to get in with the cool kids (which he has failed at) he'd probably be a lot happier.

We don't want him.

 

[Koby_Fish]

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But do YOU blame your child? It is pretty perverse that you people are so preoccupied with the tools used to commit violence, rather than the cause of violence itself.

Even Chris's cronies cannot endorse his platitude.
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This is the other Chris Chipman.

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Charming.

I think that Seth guy is fruitier than a stack of strawberry pancakes. Does he think Chippa is a "hottie", then?

Also, Bob saying he thought something was funny while waiting for a beer, yeah, Bob's still drinking. Going to press X to doubt he's on a strict regimen; NO strict regimen would allow for him to maintain a constant loaded buzz - which distorts his idiotic sense of humor.

Setting aside the absurdity of rating the Chip 'n Dale abomination above Top Gun 2, I'd also like to point out that his "Air Force Awakens" "joke" doesn't make sense on any level. He already admitted that it doesn't work literally because it's about the Navy and not Air Force, but it also doesn't work metaphorically.

The Force Awakens was a by-the-numbers remake of A New Hope, beat for beat, except much worse. It degraded the original cast of characters and rendered all of their accomplishments meaningless; Han went back to being a jaded smuggler, Leia's Republic fell to pieces, and Luke became a sad hermit. It replaced them with a Mary Sue that not only upstaged all of their feats, she was also better than all of the new cast and effortlessly won everything with no character growth whatsoever. For all their talk of practical effects, they likely used more CGI than the oft-maligned prequels. And it set the stage for further insults to everything people loved about Star Wars, killing off beloved characters and sidelining the new cast, all to elevate Kathleen Kennedy's self-insert, damaging the brand for years to come.

Top Gun: Maverick, on the other hand, is the exact opposite. It doesn't apologize for being problematic, it doesn't degrade itself with woke pandering, it doesn't shit on the legacy of its predecessor. It's loud and proud of what it is, declaring to the world, "hell yeah, Top Gun is great, America is great, and movies can still be great." You can sense the utter passion that everyone involved with the production had for it, Tom Cruise most of all. The insistence on practical effects and real jets for as much of the film as possible make the movie a visual feast that will hold up long after today's assembly line, cookie-cutter productions do. It's everything that a long-term sequel should be, a worthy successor that builds on what came before, not tear it down.

Either Bob literally cannot understand the difference between the two movies' approach to their predecessors, or he was just really proud of his stupid "joke" and didn't think any more about it than that. Possibly both.

Bob is likely one of those "critics" who think that deconstructionism applied to the making of a movie (such as TFA) is big-brained and clever.

 

[Bush King]

Thank you for proving his point?

Kind of strange for Bob to use Iraq and Afghanistan as success stories to justify banning guns when Afghanistan is now right where it started and Iraq is currently a battle ground for Saudi and Iranian militias.

I've also seen a lot of people demand guns be banned and police be defunded due to Uvalde, as if removing your ability to defend yourself and reducing the resources of police would somehow make a future scenario end much better.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Also, Osama bin Laden was caught after a decade of comfortable living in Pakistan, a country that was never invaded and everyone continues to insist is an ally in the War on Terror even though they couldn't be told at all that a military attack was being launched in their own country since they'd save Osama from it. And he wasn't "the guy who did it" either. Plus more Americans died in those countries than did on 9/11.

Bob's argument is essentially that stupid things should be done because other stupid things were done. And especially that stupid things should be done because it will upset the Believers.

 

[Shakespeare]

Jap artist of children cartoons:

The fuck does "the last impossible hope of redeeming a generation of Japanese genre fiction" even mean? Are those power rangers type of shows problematic now or something?

 

[JayHarrison]

Tim Pool: "No amount of children dying should justify someone having their rights taken away... you wanna have a conversation about 'trans kids', and the harm that will befall them when they are sterilized by puberty blockers? You wanna talk about the rights of these kids? You want to strip someone's rights? Let's have that conversation. I don't think you're ready for that conversation."
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Pool's argument is non sequitur: by equating guns rights with a tranny's supposed right to "exist", he only serves to expose both as illusionary.

So? Moviebob doesn't care about how many MAGA people/Trump voters who have to die before getting back the fyuuchaa the that was stolen from Bob. After all, Bob's superiyaa fyuuchaa was directly tied to Führer Hillary winning in 2016.

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You literally advocated for bioterrorism when you told people to cough on both Donald Trump and Greg Abbott, Bob. You literally have no room to speak on this matter, you fat fuckwit!

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Liberals continue to overshare their fantasies:
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America will be in much better shape if we start voting all the Democrats out en masse before we start voting individual Republicans out.

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Extremely reputable journalists in The Rolling Stone and The Daily Beast claim Matt Gaetz paid a 17-year-old for sex.
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Could be even worse. They could be Vox "journalists".

That piece of news, curiously, transpired immediately after the husband of the Angry Ice Cream Lich was arrested for drunk driving.
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Joe Biden is a creep. Bill Clinton has been credibly accused of rape. Ted Kennedy literally let a woman drown in his car after a drunk-driving escapade.

For being such a Thinker™ and a Student of History™, Moviebob sure doesn't do any research that might put any negative light on Bob's beloved Democratics.

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Mine are The Fisher King and Awakenings, but then I'm not a Disney acolyte.

I'd've said Mork & Mindy... but then I remembered that Mork & Mindy is not a movie. (My first thought would have been Good Morning, Vietnam, if simply because of Robin's energetic delivery of the title line.)

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‘Tim Fool”
”bratlings”
”trumpsuckers”

I swear, this fat man deserved the countless gallons of toilet water he drank in high school on the daily.

I've got one for you: Bob Shithead. Except this name is actually applicable to Moviebob.

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If Bob admitted that he's a Republican and is just saying he's a Democrat to get in with the cool kids (which he has failed at) he'd probably be a lot happier.

We don't want him.

And if Moviebob actually were a Republican, Bob would be one of the few Republicans I would actively vote against because FUCK Moviebob!

 

[The tired cat]

The fuck does "the last impossible hope of redeeming a generation of Japanese genre fiction" even mean? Are those power rangers type of shows problematic now or something?

Something something "Dem Jap shit and yer animu is made fer Nazies!!!"

 

[blablabla]

Bob doesnt know any european or people from south america