Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Chad Holdenford]

The fuck does "the last impossible hope of redeeming a generation of Japanese genre fiction" even mean? Are those power rangers type of shows problematic now or something?

Hideaki Anno created Evangelion, the one anime that teeters between true epic and navel-gazing bullshit. Depending on who you ask, it is the pinnacle of anime storytelling or a clusterfuck with no rhyme or reason. But one thing one must give to Anno is that he made his work, well, work, and often at great prices.

As it turns out, Anno wasn't even intending to create something genre-defying. He simply wanted cool shit in his mecha animu (Crucifix-shaped explosions! Sephiroth tree patterns! Hebrew names galore!) with the occasional different things, like a reluctant kid as a hero in counter-balance to the usually hot-blooded mecha protagonists, and exploiting the extent of the physical and emotional damage caused by letting teenagers carry the brunt of battling world-threatening creatures, and that had the collateral of most blue-curtain analysts like the humanoid wombat here creaming themselves over it, and hailing/decrying him as a result.

In these particular screenshots, we can see Anno being his true self, a bit of a sperg who still loves his tokusatsu and is not ashamed of showing it, even mingling with its true target demographic over it. Nothing wrong with that, I guess. Anno could pull it out because of his earned fame. Bob wishes he could talk about media aimed at children with other kids, and not be seen as a creep about it, and also wishes he could have enough clout to be seen as a genre-defying creator and overnight mediatic sensation, which is one of the reasons he's breaking into praise for the man. Kind of like what he usually does for James Gunn and Kevin Feige.

Mind you, back in the day Evangelion almost broke Anno both mentally and financially. The riches came gradually as the work gained more and more notoriety, and the man himself had quite a rough time picking himself up from the clinical depression he fell down into. I don't think the lardball would like it to receive death threats over how he handled his own works, or see the vision he had for them go up in smoke because it ended gobbling down all the intended budget and then some. It took decades for Anno to finally write down Evangelion the way he intended it through the Rebuilds, thanks to a mix of Evangelion becoming quite the household name all over the world, and thanks to him finally working out his mental issues.

TL;DR: Bob wishes he could be Hideaki Anno, but he has neither the passion, the vision or the mental fortitude to be like him. Also, he most likely never watched a single episode and only knows the memes. Get in the robot, etc.

 

[King Dead]

Bobby reasons that Europeans are less crazy than Americans because they have a safety valve. He probably thinks soccer riots are all fun and games.
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See, I kind of agree with the premise: people need a healthy way to vent their frustrations, lest those bottled-up emotions end up causing them to do harm. How you get from that to fully automated luxury gay space communism is an exercise left to the reader.

That said, I find it funny (not ha-ha) that the modern Puritans on the left have spent decades tearing down and denigrating every institution and hobby where men can relax and let off some steam, escape the real world for a while. Men's clubs, shooting ranges, comic books, science fiction, video games...each one keeps getting attacked for not being inclusive, and pressure keeps mounting until they're just not fun anymore. And with fewer and fewer outlets left, how can a man work out their emotions healthily?

So if you seriously believe that society needs to vent every so often to prevent fascism, and you're also systematically removing every avenue for doing so, you're creating fascism.

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Wonder if Bobby's aware of the hundreds and hundreds of bombings that leftist groups actually committed throughout the 70s. Many of those connected to the radicals that committed those acts are still walking free today, and are even praised by those on the left, despite committing acts of violence far greater than mean tweets. But that would require logical consistency, and that's not something Bob is known for.

Disney show their brave and determined cultural iconoclasm, by flanking their precious muzzie representation with drawings of pigs.
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MCU breaks another new ground:
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It's never not creepy how much Bob heaps praise on anything with young characters in it. Like, yeah, it could all be innocent, but you look at that face and those comments and...eugh. Revulsion.

Also, the trailers for Ms. Marvel looked dumb and absolutely cringetastic, so no, I don't think this will be "the MCU's 21st Century answer to the original Spiderman." Which, by the way, you fucking retard, came out in 2002, otherwise known as the 21st Century.

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...yeah, I'm really starting to think Bob is actually retarded. Special needs in some way, anyway.

Bob, you seriously need to get over this obsession with cinematic universes. I get it, you have a bizarre devotion to the MCU because it's the only thing that's given your life meaning for the last decade, but not everything needs to be a cinematic universe, especially not the clusterfuck that would be Disney combining all of its animated features. You are literally operating on the level of a child who makes up stories that involve all of their action figures and mash all their plots together. It's pathetic.

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...why is Bobby lying awake, unable to sleep, all because he can't stop wondering if Vince McMahon knows what furries are? And more importantly, why does he think this would bother anyone else?

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Who is she?

Nicole Kidman, she starred in a widely goofed-on ad for AMC Theaters recently and I'm guessing they play it before their movies as well. I dunno why this guy's saluting, maybe it's an ironic performance or maybe it's sincere. I don't really care, it's worth a light chuckle before moving on at best.

Anyway, Bob's retarded.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Bob doesnt know any european or people from south america

Bob doesn't know anybody who lives outside of Boston suburbs.

 

[TowinKarz]

Moviebob is the kind of entity that would happily--and literally--throw anyone under the bus if you stand in the way of its superiyaa fyuuchaa.

The true repugnancy of Movie Bob isn't recognized until you realize even this statement only scratches the surface of his misanthropy, cowardice and selfishness.

Yes, Bob believes he should be able to throw you under the bus if you don't meet his preconceived notions of "real person".

But, unless you've watched him long enough to see his rants play out to the end through several iterations you wouldn't know that he'd:

1. Not want to "take the bullet" for his beliefs and would demand other people throw you under the bus so he can gloat about your demise while some other poor schlub takes the prison sentence for it. (no bing-bing wahoo in solitary, after all)
2. Would bemoan the fact no one stepped up and "did the right thing" when he realizes none of the other schlubs want to go to jail either, much less for him.
3. If by some miracle, he found his balls and pushed someone under the bus IRL? He'd go to trial not telling the jury that he did it and is proud to have sped up the arrival of the Superior Futcha (tm) but would cower and blame others, and even probably stoop so low as to try an insanity defense, admitting in court his brain is broken and he, the Ultra Thinker can't even think straight some days, just to get himself out of trouble...

He's pure Quisling, weak, petulant and full of nasty plans for his enemies, but too lacking to carry them out, or unable to risk liability should the Revolution fail.

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

Do any backups currently exist of that interview w that black furry where he talks about Bob being chosen by Mario in a dream?

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Do any backups currently exist of that interview w that black furry where he talks about Bob being chosen by Mario in a dream?

here's one:

Moviebob's Origins

From the Bechtloff stream - 2016-11 In which an old friend of Bob Chipman's came on and told us how Bob revealed to him the truth about videogames and 9/11

www.bitchute.com

 

[Positron]

The Handmaid's Tale, the TV version at least, owes its existence to...Scientology!

So Bobby thinks that it was the Scientology Faith that turned Cruise et al into rich, successful actors, instead of the cult leeching on people who are already rich and successful. I'd say Bobby is in fact deeply religious at heart; he just chooses to express his religiosity over the most batshit, most predatory of cults.

Bobby can't stop talking about children's cartoons:




Although Bobby sure draws the line at a Star Wars cartoon not by Disney.


Bobby cannot stand the thought that he has been out-dicked by a beautiful woman:



And Bobby wishes he were that Travis Touchdown.



But then, it is really silly to own all these guns when you can genocide by words alone...


.. or even simply by laughing.



Gross.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

"Conspiracy bros"?

Hey bro, get me another pair of plates for this lift, my old record is JFK and I'm the Illuminati.

I never skip leg day, everyone else here looks like they're piggyback riding a Grey.

Gonna work on my tan later, if I don't I'll start looking like a mole person got drunk and fucked a lizard person.

I don't crush pussy. I engage in controlled pussy demolition.

 

[A Random]

Also, the trailers for Ms. Marvel looked dumb and absolutely cringetastic, so no, I don't think this will be "the MCU's 21st Century answer to the original Spiderman." Which, by the way, you fucking retard, came out in 2002, otherwise known as the 21st Century.

The most I'd be willing to excuse Blob here is thatit takes time for society to 'change' meaningfully, even with shocks like the 2001 terror attacks. As such, Spider-Man 1 would've been a movie made by people who operated under the perspective of the 90s zeitgeist.

This is all an excuse to say Blob wants a movie about lesbian teens in the MCU because the current zeitgeist is a need for lesbian teens in entertainment at all costs.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Mine are The Fisher King and Awakenings, but then I'm not a Disney acolyte.

Well, Hook isn't a Disney movie. It was produced by Columbia/Tri-Star and was more a sequel to the books than the 1953 film.

And to be honest, Hook would probably be my answer as well because it's the first Robin Williams film I watched as a kid.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

"Conspiracy bros"?

Hey bro, get me another pair of plates for this lift, my old record is JFK and I'm the Illuminati.

I never skip leg day, everyone else here looks like they're piggyback riding a Grey.

Gonna work on my tan later, if I don't I'll start looking like a mole person got drunk and fucked a lizard person.

I don't crush pussy. I engage in controlled pussy demolition.

It seems to be Bob’s choice suffix of people he doesn’t like. He uses “Conspiracy bros”, “Crypto bros”, “Snyder bros”, etc. to imagine all people that don’t agree with him as dumb, misogynist, one dimensional bully jock bros (his anti-Thinker straw-man).

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Bob doesnt know any european or people from south america

Closet's Blobby comes to a European and South American is if the Gyro place has a cousin from the homeland in the Kitchen & the Illegal who delivers his food.

 

[Plinkettgonist]

It seems to be Bob’s choice suffix of people he doesn’t like. He uses “Conspiracy bros”, “Crypto bros”, “Snyder bros”, etc. to imagine all people that don’t agree with him as dumb, misogynist, one dimensional bully jock bros (his anti-Thinker straw-man).

I can kind of understand why he does it though.

I mean I tend to refer to the retards who agree with Bobby as retards.

 

[Adamska]

Imagine being a 40 year old man and hallucinating that the band geeks who called you stupid over 20 years ago were jocks because the jocks were the bad guys on TV.

Seriously, what a delusional special needs person. His terror at what lies beyond death is the only thing stopping him from Game Over'ing in real life.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I don't crush pussy. I engage in controlled pussy demolition.

I can't tell if this is the worst description of sex ever, or the best.

 

[TowinKarz]

It seems to be Bob’s choice suffix of people he doesn’t like. He uses “Conspiracy bros”, “Crypto bros”, “Snyder bros”, etc. to imagine all people that don’t agree with him as dumb, misogynist, one dimensional bully jock bros (his anti-Thinker straw-man).

He also doesn't seem to be aware that the "theory" that the British Royal Family is just the visible tip of a world-spanning shadow government of illuminati, aliens and reptiloids is a D-list theory amongst the conspiracy theory community.

As usual, he's got to back the most esoteric horse in the race to prove his smahts.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

It's never not creepy how much Bob heaps praise on anything with young characters in it. Like, yeah, it could all be innocent, but you look at that face and those comments and...eugh. Revulsion.

Also, the trailers for Ms. Marvel looked dumb and absolutely cringetastic, so no, I don't think this will be "the MCU's 21st Century answer to the original Spiderman." Which, by the way, you fucking retard, came out in 2002, otherwise known as the 21st Century.

It's sad to me because he's just trying to convince everyone that he's still hip and with it, when he's been old and out of touch since before he started doing videos.

He's that creepy old guy who hangs out at the concert trying to hit on girls half his age because he refuses to accept he's aging.

 

[UserAccess]

I don't crush pussy. I engage in controlled pussy demolition.

I've never wanted a tattoo because there's nothing I've seen or read that represents me in such a meaningful way worth wearing for the rest of my life.

Until now.

 

[Mr Processor]

Wonder if Bobby's aware of the hundreds and hundreds of bombings that leftist groups actually committed throughout the 70s. Many of those connected to the radicals that committed those acts are still walking free today, and are even praised by those on the left, despite committing acts of violence far greater than mean tweets. But that would require logical consistency, and that's not something Bob is known for.

The astounding Susan Rosenberg case, and the logic of the left​

[M19 member Susan] Rosenberg, sentenced to 58 years on explosives charges, was pardoned by President Bill Clinton on his last day in office. [M19 member] Judith Clark, convicted of murder in the Brinks case, had her sentence commuted by Gov. Andrew Cuomo…

Susan Rosenberg [long after Bill Clinton pardoned her] has served as vice chair of the board of directors for Thousand Currents, an organization that provides fundraising and fiscal sponsorship for the Black Lives Matter Global Movement.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

Mostly every Bob tweet when he is held accountable for what he says:

What if Bob found out that Mario at one point looked like those "douchebag dudebros" with tribal tattoos during the Game Boy Advanced era?