Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Oh dang, for a second I thought I was in the H3H3 thread.

If there's one thing Bob is at the cutting edge of, it's saying stupid things in public.

 

[JayHarrison]

Bobby cannot stand the thought that he has been out-dicked by a beautiful woman:
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So? Moviebob can easily be out-dicked by a barnacle.

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And Bobby wishes he were that Travis Touchdown.

No comment from me (as I will openly admit to having played none of the No More Heroes games.)

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O...k...a...y... this particular post from Bob frightens me for one reason: Injuries resulting from from swords (and other bladed weapons) are more likely to kill than gunfire. The vibes I'm getting here from Bob scream, "a sword is to chop people up!"

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But then, it is really silly to own all these guns when you can genocide by words alone...
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I guess that means that Ashley Lynch and Moviebob have no problem genociding the red states that were smart enough not to vote for Führer Hillary.

.. or even simply by laughing.
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That's like comparing apples to bowling balls.

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Mostly every Bob tweet when he is held accountable for what he says:

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BINGO! I never considered Moviebob's infamouse eugenics tweet as a joke; I firmly believe--and Bob's own words since do nothing but confirm--that Moviebob is a stauch eugenicist. Ditto with his "joke" about Jim Crow and IQ tests for voting.

 

[Mr Processor]

No comment from me (as I will openly admit to having played none of the No More Heroes games.)

The bosses in No More Heroes were pretty much designed according to what Suda thinks looks cool, so it isn't a very good insult, if that's what it is supposed to be.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

It's sad to me because he's just trying to convince everyone that he's still hip and with it, when he's been old and out of touch since before he started doing videos.

He's that creepy old guy who hangs out at the concert trying to hit on girls half his age because he refuses to accept he's aging.

Bob is out of touch because diabetes causes nerve damage.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

But then, it is really silly to own all these guns when you can genocide by words alone...

It's almost like an admission that Bob is not only ok but ready and willing to kill his political opponents. Just say it Bob. You have a checkmark. You'll be fine. H3H3 literally called for the bombing of an NRA convention and he only got a slap on the wrist from Susan.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Well, Hook isn't a Disney movie. It was produced by Columbia/Tri-Star and was more a sequel to the books than the 1953 film.

And to be honest, Hook would probably be my answer as well because it's the first Robin Williams film I watched as a kid.

I would have said The Adventures of Baron Muchausen, but then, I like weird stuff. (I'm still debating on whether the ending to the movie is a huge fuck you to the audience for having the gall to care about what happens to the characters or a genius bit of metacommentary on stories and endings in general, but it is a visually stunning movie, if nothing else...)

Also, Bob is totally okay with dehumanizing language and genocide, as long as it's directed against the right people. But that's not the reason I hate him. I hate him because he never goes outside, thus he'll never get the public ween beatdown his actions would inevitably net him. Sadly, he is smarter than Ethan Ralph or Drachenlord, not that that's any kind of low bar to step over.

 

[Foghorns at a Funeral]

It's almost like an admission that Bob is not only ok but ready and willing to kill his political opponents

Oh in his mind yes, he is every bit the superhero his Marvel movies have set him up to be. It is not hard to be a combination of Iron Man, Red Skull and the Blob in his own mind. If someone confronted him about his dumb shit tweets in the street, he would be waddling away with his head lowered. Then post about how he totally pwned a guy in the street. Like that old 4chan panel comic.
The thing is, even me posting about him getting rekt in the street is just a fantasy. We know, Bob is too irrelevant for people to take seriously anything he has to say. He is the same as the ranting hobo's you see while walking outside. You don't need to correct him, you just have a mild chuckle at the batshit insane things he is saying and walk on with your day.

 

[Positron]

 

[A Very Big Fish]

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Wow. Bob has never looked more like a child molester.

 

[King Dead]

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I am becoming increasingly convinced that it is impossible for Bob to take a picture in which he looks like a normal human being, and not like either a child molester, a sped, or just a plain asshole. He never looks genuinely happy, seeming instead to always be in some state of creepy or pissed off.

Again, Chris has his own issues, but at least he photographs well enough most of the time, as long as he keeps his beard properly trimmed.

 

[Positron]

Bobby is the arbiter of what should growth and what should not.


Arguing with Glenn Greenwald what was or was not a "lockdown".

Of course Bobby cares about Applebee's than schools.

Zoomer read bizarre wrong messages in the cartoons they grew up with.

Agraybee is right and both Bobby and Jacobin are both wrong. If you own the means of production you are at least a petit bourgie; how much else you own, or whether you or your family contribute labor, are irrelevant.

Bobby has a job. Bobby does not rely on charity.






Crossover with Keffals.

Chris tries out a new Dew flavor:

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Oh dang, for a second I thought I was in the H3H3 thread.

If there's one thing Bob is at the cutting edge of, it's saying stupid things in public.

Bob is arguably better than Ethan Klein, but not by much. Bob was never respected, he always always a clown nobody took seriously and a pitiful critic. In fact, if he weren't a miserable narcissistic asshole he would be a cow on the mould of Chris Chan, the village idiot of the movie world!

Ethan on the other hand actually had a career at some point, and unlike Bob there was a time you couldn't fucking watch a single video on YouTube without getting this guy's face all over the place. Ethan had some grace to fall from, Bob was never respected, never landed the deals Ethan did. They are both ending on the same place, however, once the higher ups in their platforms decide enough is enough!

I am becoming increasingly convinced that it is impossible for Bob to take a picture in which he looks like a normal human being, and not like either a child molester, a sped, or just a plain asshole. He never looks genuinely happy, seeming instead to always be in some state of creepy or pissed off.

Again, Chris has his own issues, but at least he photographs well enough most of the time, as long as he keeps his beard properly trimmed.

Chris has a Caveman look, if he lost weight he would look normal. Bob looks like a psycho on that picture with that look. Again, it reflects their nature quite a bit, one is the enthusiastic little brother, the happy manbaby, and the other is the miserable fatso full of rage. Quite poetic!

I would have said The Adventures of Baron Muchausen, but then, I like weird stuff. (I'm still debating on whether the ending to the movie is a huge fuck you to the audience for having the gall to care about what happens to the characters or a genius bit of metacommentary on stories and endings in general, but it is a visually stunning movie, if nothing else...)

Also, Bob is totally okay with dehumanizing language and genocide, as long as it's directed against the right people. But that's not the reason I hate him. I hate him because he never goes outside, thus he'll never get the public ween beatdown his actions would inevitably net him. Sadly, he is smarter than Ethan Ralph or Drachenlord, not that that's any kind of low bar to step over.

The flowers I have by my window are smarter than the Gunt and Drachenlord combined. They don't do much other than look pretty and grow facing the sun, but they have never fucked their own life as hard as these two did. Gunt is a disgusting pig of a person and Drachenlord, as far as I am aware, managed to lose his own house over the horseshit he did on the web. So precisely, quite the low bar lol!

Bob is a coward, he loves to posture and pose as this big, tough guy, but he doesn't have the guts to do anything outside tweeting at his foes. If anything, his Short Bus Crew is more of a threat than Retardo is considering one of them is actually a rapist, something which Bob isn't as far as it is known. With his poor health, his habits, his constant misery and all the stress he puts himself in every day, odds are his heart will fail him before his mind snaps and he does something. Not that an attack by Diabeeto would be anything to worry about, that is, considering his mind works on Hollywood Logic and he would plan whatever horseshit he wants to do without things like weapon jams, how body armor and bullets work, and so on!

 

[AirdropShitposts]

The thing is, even me posting about him getting rekt in the street is just a fantasy. We know, Bob is too irrelevant for people to take seriously anything he has to say. He is the same as the ranting hobo's you see while walking outside. You don't need to correct him, you just have a mild chuckle at the batshit insane things he is saying and walk on with your day.

Not cool. Hobos are nowhere near as bad as Bob. Not even in San Francisco.

Zoomer read bizarre wrong messages in the cartoons they grew up with.
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Agraybee is right and both Bobby and Jacobin are both wrong. If you own the means of production you are at least a petit bourgie; how much else you own, or whether you or your family contribute labor, are irrelevant.

The Belchers aren't "working class" because they have a mortgage and rent (???), Bob. Their landlord doesn't even bother to collect rent and treats his entire relationship with the Belchers as some weird lark. Don't you claim to be a fan of the show?

Crossover with Keffals.
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Bob is basically fusing into the troon rat king at this point.

 

[The tired cat]

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I swear the older Bob looks, the more he seems like he's slowly dying from cancer with how terribly skinny he seems in some of these photos.

 

[Koby_Fish]

So? Moviebob doesn't care about how many MAGA people/Trump voters who have to die before getting back the fyuuchaa the that was stolen from Bob. After all, Bob's superiyaa fyuuchaa was directly tied to Führer Hillary winning in 2016.

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You literally advocated for bioterrorism when you told people to cough on both Donald Trump and Greg Abbott, Bob. You literally have no room to speak on this matter, you fat fuckwit!

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America will be in much better shape if we start voting all the Democrats out en masse before we start voting individual Republicans out.

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Could be even worse. They could be Vox "journalists".


Joe Biden is a creep. Bill Clinton has been credibly accused of rape. Ted Kennedy literally let a woman drown in his car after a drunk-driving escapade.

For being such a Thinker™ and a Student of History™, Moviebob sure doesn't do any research that might put any negative light on Bob's beloved Democratics.

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I'd've said Mork & Mindy... but then I remembered that Mork & Mindy is not a movie. (My first thought would have been Good Morning, Vietnam, if simply because of Robin's energetic delivery of the title line.)

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I've got one for you: Bob Shithead. Except this name is actually applicable to Moviebob.

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And if Moviebob actually were a Republican, Bob would be one of the few Republicans I would actively vote against because FUCK Moviebob!

Oh but you see, at least Clinton and Kennedy, whatever their personal moral failings, stood up for muh aborshuns! Progressive politics absolves the worst sins, apparently.

Bobby is the arbiter of what should growth and what should not.
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Arguing with Glenn Greenwald what was or was not a "lockdown".
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Of course Bobby cares about Applebee's than schools.

Zoomer read bizarre wrong messages in the cartoons they grew up with.
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Agraybee is right and both Bobby and Jacobin are both wrong. If you own the means of production you are at least a petit bourgie; how much else you own, or whether you or your family contribute labor, are irrelevant.

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Bobby has a job. Bobby does not rely on charity.
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Crossover with Keffals.
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Chris tries out a new Dew flavor:
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saying "fuck" in front of your kids, Chippa? For shame.

 

[King Dead]

I swear the older Bob looks, the more he seems like he's slowly dying from cancer with how terribly skinny he seems in some of these photos.

If he is losing weight, it sure doesn't seem like the healthy kind, though that could also be chalked up to his generally ghoulish appearance. It looks more like the "my organs are shutting down and my body is cannibalizing itself" kind. It's all the funnier that people have brought this up to him, and he's like "nah this is just my great diet, I've never been healthier!" Denial ain't just a river in Egypt, Bobbo.

 

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Hope retardo loses both legs and eyesight to diabetes

 

[Koby_Fish]

Hope retardo loses both legs and eyesight to diabetes

funny thing, I had a weird dream about Moviebob. Everything from the waist down, in this dream, was "robot body". This of course meant that never mind being the Footless Fuhrer, Mr. Happy was also missing.

I'm sure this is a sign I read this thread too much, but fuck it, it's entertaining.

 

[Positron]

Continuing the "childhood preoccupation is serious business" theme:

You must love Big Rat with all your heart, soul, mind and might. You must love everything Big Rat feeds you. Otherwise you don't even qualify as a person.

Fans hate the new Star Wars TV show (plus ça change). Disney cry racist.






Established lore in a franchise is solely for marketing purposes.

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Fortunately Big Rat can only manipulate pre-dumbed Americans and has no hold on China.


Fox News, Breitbart, etc shill the new Top Gun. Get ready for Bobby's reappraisal.


The Simpsons:



More Amber Heard bullshit if anyone cares.

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Has anyone of you dreamed of Bobby's clinician snubbed Bobby's emergency heart transplant in favor of a diabetic nigger?

Report it if you think this is "disinformation", you lazy fuck.

This gotta be the end of Trump. Promise!


Joe Rogan said something; Twitter is having a grand mal seizure.

I bet these are exactly the same crowd who clapped their flippers like sealions when Beto O'Rourke yells about mental health.

Peter Coffin. Bobby has seen everything the "stupid ones" can offer.


Something about something called "Critique Sphere" and one Damien G. Walter. Bobby takes to opportunity to educate us on the arbitrary senses of "fascism".

I know I am not worth anyone's time, but who is the erstwhile god Bobby refers to?


I don't know what seller need to defend for.


(Link to video. 6'21")

John Cardillo, gun enthusiast and ex-NYPD, responds to Bobby's cheap shot.


Olive Garden:


Bobby talks about slicing his bologna.

Not all fat guys have wisdom.

 

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not mongoloid widsom: dont take culinary advice from a piece of shit who thinks rotting a chicken on marinara sauce is high cousine