Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Continuing the "childhood preoccupation is serious business" theme:
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You must love Big Rat with all your heart, soul, mind and might. You must love everything Big Rat feeds you. Otherwise you don't even qualify as a person.

Fans hate the new Star Wars TV show (plus ça change). Disney cry racist.
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Established lore in a franchise is solely for marketing purposes.
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Fortunately Big Rat can only manipulate pre-dumbed Americans and has no hold on China.
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Fox News, Breitbart, etc shill the new Top Gun. Get ready for Bobby's reappraisal.
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The Simpsons:
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More Amber Heard bullshit if anyone cares.
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Has anyone of you dreamed of Bobby's clinician snubbed Bobby's emergency heart transplant in favor of a diabetic nigger?
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Report it if you think this is "disinformation", you lazy fuck.

This gotta be the end of Trump. Promise!
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Joe Rogan said something; Twitter is having a grand mal seizure.
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I bet these are exactly the same crowd who clapped their flippers like sealions when Beto O'Rourke yells about mental health.

Peter Coffin. Bobby has seen everything the "stupid ones" can offer.
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Something about something called "Critique Sphere" and one Damien G. Walter. Bobby takes to opportunity to educate us on the arbitrary senses of "fascism".
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I know I am not worth anyone's time, but who is the erstwhile god Bobby refers to?

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I don't know what seller need to defend for.

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(Link to video. 6'21")

John Cardillo, gun enthusiast and ex-NYPD, responds to Bobby's cheap shot.
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Olive Garden:
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Bobby talks about slicing his bologna.
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Not all fat guys have wisdom.
Bob mentions deconstruction in passing amid all the criticism of "Woke" Star Wars. I really, REALLY wish people would call it what it is - bad writing, and excessive, unnecessary deconstructionism. I mean, deconstructionism can be done well/correctly, but nowadays writers rely far too heavily on it, and the result is shit. But Properly Evolved Soopeeryah Bobby is SMRT, thinks deconstructionism is big brained and clever, which is what you'd expect from some crayon-eater who throws curtains into the blender, purees them into blue mush, and then analyzes the results and calls that "movie criticism".

"all words are made up", it's Thor. It's a quote from Thor. Capeshit, natch.

Bobby suddenly discovers Indian Steak/Newfie Steak. Because this Bologna thing is exactly what the First Nations, and Newfoundlanders, do. And, apparently, have done for quite some time now. It's a cost-cutting/poverty thing. Although TBH I don't know why you'd WANT to. Not a big fan of baloney. But apparently Bobby eats bologne for breakfast or something.
 
Bob mentions deconstruction in passing amid all the criticism of "Woke" Star Wars. I really, REALLY wish people would call it what it is - bad writing, and excessive, unnecessary deconstructionism. I mean, deconstructionism can be done well/correctly, but nowadays writers rely far too heavily on it, and the result is shit. But Properly Evolved Soopeeryah Bobby is SMRT, thinks deconstructionism is big brained and clever, which is what you'd expect from some crayon-eater who throws curtains into the blender, purees them into blue mush, and then analyzes the results and calls that "movie criticism".

"all words are made up", it's Thor. It's a quote from Thor. Capeshit, natch.

Bobby suddenly discovers Indian Steak/Newfie Steak. Because this Bologna thing is exactly what the First Nations, and Newfoundlanders, do. And, apparently, have done for quite some time now. It's a cost-cutting/poverty thing. Although TBH I don't know why you'd WANT to. Not a big fan of baloney. But apparently Bobby eats bologne for breakfast or something.
Deconstructionism doesnt mean anything it was a word made up by jewish pedophiles in France who wanted to abolish the age of consent
 
Deconstructionism doesnt mean anything it was a word made up by jewish pedophiles in France who wanted to abolish the age of consent
well you know, when a writer takes a "deconstructionist" approach, they tear the entire work apart. Then they write it the way they want while ignoring canon because "Hurr durr deconstructionism, I am very smart."
 
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Bob: Shared Universes only exist for marketing purposes and expecting story consistency is Hitler behavior.

Also Bob: Here is my 67th video about how masterfully the MCU is put together and the brilliant hints towards Secret Wars and the introduction of Captain Scrimblo.

I hate how Robbie is blinded by his own autistic fanboyism.
 
Bobby is the arbiter of what should growth and what should not.
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Shotguns have more subtlety than Moviebob's opinions have nuance.



Arguing with Glenn Greenwald what was or was not a "lockdown".
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Of course Bobby cares about Applebee's than schools.
Well, duh. Bob's grade school never served beer on tap.



Bobby has a job. Bobby does not rely on charity.
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Job interviewer: "So, Bob, it appears you have an... interesting résumé."

Moviebob: "Yeah. My most successful job involves grifting Patreon subscribaas."



Continuing the "childhood preoccupation is serious business" theme:
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You must love Big Rat with all your heart, soul, mind and might. You must love everything Big Rat feeds you. Otherwise you don't even qualify as a person
For those playing today's Moviebob Bingo, you can mark off both "Self-Descriptive Statement" and "Dehumanizing Language"!



Fox News, Breitbart, etc shill the new Top Gun. Get ready for Bobby's reappraisal.
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One major difference I can see between South Park and Moviebob: One's jokes land; the others come from an overweight, underintelligent film critic who lives near Boston.



More Amber Heard bullshit if anyone cares.
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Coincidentally, Moviebob aways comes off badly because... well... Moviebob being Moviebob.



Has anyone of you dreamed of Bobby's clinician snubbed Bobby's emergency heart transplant in favor of a diabetic nigger?

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Report it if you think this is "disinformation", you lazy fuck.
I've been reporting Moviebob multiple times for far worse than "spreading misinformation".



Peter Coffin. Bobby has seen everything the "stupid ones" can offer.
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And all the stupidest arguments are triggered by Moviebob and its ilk.



Something about something called "Critique Sphere" and one Damien G. Walter. Bobby takes to opportunity to educate us on the arbitrary senses of "fascism".
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I know I am not worth anyone's time, but who is the erstwhile god Bobby refers to?
To mangle a phrase from Batman Forever, "if knowledge is power, then a peon are Moviebob".



John Cardillo, gun enthusiast and ex-NYPD, responds to Bobby's cheap shot.
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To John Cardillo:
I'm much happier knowing that, unlike Moviebob, my avatar doesn't look like I'm missing all my teeth. (That, and Moviebob's position on the evolutionary ladder is somewhere around plankton.)



Bob: Shared Universes only exist for marketing purposes and expecting story consistency is Hitler behavior.

Also Bob: Here is my 67th video about how masterfully the MCU is put together and the brilliant hints towards Secret Wars and the introduction of Captain Scrimblo.

I hate how Robbie is blinded by his own autistic fanboyism.
Well, given how deep Moviebob's head is buried up its own ass...
 
Why am I not surprised that Bob is a Zombie Simpsons fan? Or does he just pretend to to spite the chuds? He's such a mindless consoomer it wouldn't surprise me either way.
I would guess it's some contrarianism and wanting to be against the 'bros'. But I thought The Simpsons sucking for the past 15-20 years was something everyone actually agreed on. And it's not like the lefty zoomers Bob is trying to impress are into The Simpsons either. Nobody is watching that shit now.
 
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I'll take a Happy Memorial Day from a fictional character like Popeye over anything that fat faggot Bob has to say, because at least Popeye and Bluto were in the Navy in WW2 and Korea and fought in combat.

Bob's just a fat fuck who's brain is starting to melt down from pop culture and a shitty diet.
 
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I'll take a Happy Memorial Day from a fictional character like Popeye over anything that fat faggot Bob has to say, because at least Popeye and Bluto were in the Navy in WW2 and Korea and fought in combat.

Bob's just a fat fuck who's brain is starting to melt down from pop culture and a shitty diet.
More proof that Bob is a fat piece of shit.
 
I would guess it's some contrarianism and wanting to be against the 'bros'. But I thought The Simpsons sucking for the past 15-20 years was something everyone actually agreed on. And it's not like the lefty zoomers Bob is trying to impress are into The Simpsons either. Nobody is watching that shit now.
There was a video of his that defended the new Simpsons, he said something to the effect of "Simpsons didn't get worse, you got old" or something like that.
 
There was a video of his that defended the new Simpsons, he said something to the effect of "Simpsons didn't get worse, you got old" or something like that.
Couldn't it just be a manifestation of that thing in Brick by Brick where he has a fixation on numbers going up? He probably was a fan of it as a kid and now only sticks around to see the number of seasons keep increasing.
 
Fortunately Big Rat can only manipulate pre-dumbed Americans and has no hold on China.
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Fox News, Breitbart, etc shill the new Top Gun. Get ready for Bobby's reappraisal.
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I'd like to highlight both of these for a moment, because it's fascinating to me how people can be this wrong, Bob most of all.

First off, since when has China pandering stopped? Gay scenes continue to be cut out of movies (though this is also done for other foreign markets that don't like the gays), Chinese actors or locations are shoehorned into blockbusters, and studios are constantly groveling at Winnie the Pooh's feet to be allowed to release in China. Hell, do we even need to bring up the Mulan remake, which was basically one giant Chinese dicksuck, down to thanking the government of the region where the Uyghur concentration camps are located?

Second, it's wholly justified to point out the double standards at play with Disney and other woke corporations. They talk up a big game with "diversity is our strength" and "love is love" and whatever other platitudes, but as soon as they need to make a buck in "backwards" parts of the world, they'll throw those beliefs out the window. They're not sincere, they never have been, and continuing to support them because you've been tricked into thinking they actually are progressive makes you an absolute idiot.

Finally, no, it was not a given that the Japanese and Taiwanese flags would have been put back onto the Top Gun jacket. The reason they were taken off in the first place is because Tencent was initially going to be a major investor in the movie's production, but eventually they backed out because it was too pro-USA for them (and Lord is it ever). Once that happened, and with the movie probably never opening in China (there's no box office receipts there to my knowledge), there was no need to worry about China pandering, so the flags were put back on. Bob's pretending like this was some great marketing ploy when the reality is that, once you don't have to please a particular country, you're free to make the movie how you want to.

And with results like the single biggest Memorial Day opening weekend in history, I think that was the smart move.
I would guess it's some contrarianism and wanting to be against the 'bros'. But I thought The Simpsons sucking for the past 15-20 years was something everyone actually agreed on. And it's not like the lefty zoomers Bob is trying to impress are into The Simpsons either. Nobody is watching that shit now.
There are countless examples to point to to show how The Simpsons has degraded in quality over the years. For starters, one could simply look at the average viewers per season. The first few years, about 20 million people were tuning in every week, and viewership remained strong for many of the early seasons. But then, the average viewers started to decline, to the point where the latest season had a paltry 2.32 million average viewers, with many episodes barely cracking a million. There simply aren't a lot of people still watching nu-Simpsons.

This could be anecdotal, so take it with a grain of salt, but I'd also heard that when FXX did their marathon of every Simpsons episode, there was a definite correlation between the good and bad seasons and how many people were tweeting about it. When the first few seasons were on, people were chatting about them constantly, but once it moved into Zombie Simpsons territory, reactions dropped off considerably.

I also wouldn't be surprised to find that most local stations that have syndication rights overwhelmingly air the early seasons as opposed to the later ones. Why show episodes that nobody will watch when the classics are right there waiting for you? The only cable networks that have syndication rights are FXX and Freeform, both of which are owned by Disney, so they're not really making money off of syndication there. And while I'm sure DVD sales provide some revenue, I'm guessing it's not that much.

The Simpsons keeps going because the showrunners don't want to admit it's long past its prime. Even if nobody's watching anymore, even if the quality is completely downhill, even if it's nowhere near the cultural institution it used to be, they'll keep cranking out season after season just to say they're still relevant. I'd almost say that the death of one of the core voice actors might be enough to kill the show for good, but it feels like they might happily recast them to keep going, or worse, deepfake them.
 
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I'll take a Happy Memorial Day from a fictional character like Popeye over anything that fat faggot Bob has to say, because at least Popeye and Bluto were in the Navy in WW2 and Korea and fought in combat.

Bob's just a fat fuck who's brain is starting to melt down from pop culture and a shitty diet.
Is Bob ignoring - or ignorant of - the fact that Popeye was in a TON of wartime/wartime propaganda cartoons in the 30s and 40s?! I'd like to think he wasn't flatout ignorant, because y'know, Popeye was first shown in movie theaters, but ya never know, does ya?
 
Couldn't it just be a manifestation of that thing in Brick by Brick where he has a fixation on numbers going up? He probably was a fan of it as a kid and now only sticks around to see the number of seasons keep increasing.
I think it is. He said that around the first Escapist run, and also that he still likes Family Guy. It's the autistic desire for something to never end. Which is why he rages every time someone says they're sick of the MCU. If too many people leave, it'll end. But if he screams at those people that they're wrong, obviously they'll realize their ignorance and support our new cape overlords.
 
Bobby is the arbiter of what should growth and what should not.
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So, for those who don't know, Sri Lanka attempted to go green with regards to raising its crops and banned chemical fertilizers. The result was an entire crop of rice and bananas were lost, and farming yields declined to a fraction of what they were. People are starving and absolutely pissed, and the hapless Sri Lankan government is desperately trying to regain control.

Bob is low-key advocating shooting the rioters and plowing their bodies into the soil for fertilizer.

I hope you spend every day in agony, you fat fucking bastard.
 
funny thing, I had a weird dream about Moviebob. Everything from the waist down, in this dream, was "robot body". This of course meant that never mind being the Footless Fuhrer, Mr. Happy was also missing.

I'm sure this is a sign I read this thread too much, but fuck it, it's entertaining.
It was a prophetic dream. I'm sure of it.
Fun Fact: This character was part of a slave army that had all it's members castrated, and he still has more balls the Bob.
 
Bob mentions deconstruction in passing amid all the criticism of "Woke" Star Wars. I really, REALLY wish people would call it what it is - bad writing, and excessive, unnecessary deconstructionism. I mean, deconstructionism can be done well/correctly, but nowadays writers rely far too heavily on it, and the result is shit. But Properly Evolved Soopeeryah Bobby is SMRT, thinks deconstructionism is big brained and clever, which is what you'd expect from some crayon-eater who throws curtains into the blender, purees them into blue mush, and then analyzes the results and calls that "movie criticism".

"all words are made up", it's Thor. It's a quote from Thor. Capeshit, natch.

Bobby suddenly discovers Indian Steak/Newfie Steak. Because this Bologna thing is exactly what the First Nations, and Newfoundlanders, do. And, apparently, have done for quite some time now. It's a cost-cutting/poverty thing. Although TBH I don't know why you'd WANT to. Not a big fan of baloney. But apparently Bobby eats bologne for breakfast or something.
Most if not all modern deconstructionism is angry, hateful bullshit usually aimed at people who don't even exist.
 
I'd like to highlight both of these for a moment, because it's fascinating to me how people can be this wrong, Bob most of all.

First off, since when has China pandering stopped? Gay scenes continue to be cut out of movies (though this is also done for other foreign markets that don't like the gays), Chinese actors or locations are shoehorned into blockbusters, and studios are constantly groveling at Winnie the Pooh's feet to be allowed to release in China. Hell, do we even need to bring up the Mulan remake, which was basically one giant Chinese dicksuck, down to thanking the government of the region where the Uyghur concentration camps are located?

Second, it's wholly justified to point out the double standards at play with Disney and other woke corporations. They talk up a big game with "diversity is our strength" and "love is love" and whatever other platitudes, but as soon as they need to make a buck in "backwards" parts of the world, they'll throw those beliefs out the window. They're not sincere, they never have been, and continuing to support them because you've been tricked into thinking they actually are progressive makes you an absolute idiot.

Finally, no, it was not a given that the Japanese and Taiwanese flags would have been put back onto the Top Gun jacket. The reason they were taken off in the first place is because Tencent was initially going to be a major investor in the movie's production, but eventually they backed out because it was too pro-USA for them (and Lord is it ever). Once that happened, and with the movie probably never opening in China (there's no box office receipts there to my knowledge), there was no need to worry about China pandering, so the flags were put back on. Bob's pretending like this was some great marketing ploy when the reality is that, once you don't have to please a particular country, you're free to make the movie how you want to.

And with results like the single biggest Memorial Day opening weekend in history, I think that was the smart move.

There are countless examples to point to to show how The Simpsons has degraded in quality over the years. For starters, one could simply look at the average viewers per season. The first few years, about 20 million people were tuning in every week, and viewership remained strong for many of the early seasons. But then, the average viewers started to decline, to the point where the latest season had a paltry 2.32 million average viewers, with many episodes barely cracking a million. There simply aren't a lot of people still watching nu-Simpsons.

This could be anecdotal, so take it with a grain of salt, but I'd also heard that when FXX did their marathon of every Simpsons episode, there was a definite correlation between the good and bad seasons and how many people were tweeting about it. When the first few seasons were on, people were chatting about them constantly, but once it moved into Zombie Simpsons territory, reactions dropped off considerably.

I also wouldn't be surprised to find that most local stations that have syndication rights overwhelmingly air the early seasons as opposed to the later ones. Why show episodes that nobody will watch when the classics are right there waiting for you? The only cable networks that have syndication rights are FXX and Freeform, both of which are owned by Disney, so they're not really making money off of syndication there. And while I'm sure DVD sales provide some revenue, I'm guessing it's not that much.

The Simpsons keeps going because the showrunners don't want to admit it's long past its prime. Even if nobody's watching anymore, even if the quality is completely downhill, even if it's nowhere near the cultural institution it used to be, they'll keep cranking out season after season just to say they're still relevant. I'd almost say that the death of one of the core voice actors might be enough to kill the show for good, but it feels like they might happily recast them to keep going, or worse, deepfake them.
When I was a kid I used to think the legacy episodes were the episodes. I thought the lower quality frames were just a style choice, not the result of fifteen year old footage. They never played the new shit. One year some new channel came out on TV which aired the new stuff. First I was hit by the great quality of the picture, then I was hit by just how unfunny it was. The last decent Simpsons episode was the movie. That was also the last thing I watched that wasn't in the first few seasons. It should be damning that the first four seasons aren't even just classic Simpsons, they're classic TV. Four whole seasons, consecutively. Most shows are lucky to get some amazing episodes.
 
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