Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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well you know, when a writer takes a "deconstructionist" approach, they tear the entire work apart. Then they write it the way they want while ignoring canon because "Hurr durr deconstructionism, I am very smart."
There's always a justification of "well this is what would REALLY happen" even though there's really know way to know what would really happen in a fictional situation. It's why I wish all British comics writers would get leprosy.
 
When I was a kid I used to think the legacy episodes were the episodes. I thought the lower quality frames were just a style choice, not the result of fifteen year old footage. They never played the new shit. One year some new channel came out on TV which aired the new stuff. First I was hit by the great quality of the picture, then I was hit by just how unfunny it was. The last decent Simpsons episode was the movie. That was also the last thing I watched that wasn't in the first few seasons. It should be damning that the first four seasons aren't even just classic Simpsons, they're classic TV. Four whole seasons, consecutively. Most shows are lucky to get some amazing episodes.
The first few Simpson seasons were a revolution. Not only was a working class family being featured, instead of some rich family with a Father Knows Best Dad and quippy kids, the Simpsons were just like people we knew. The writing was also whip smart, took shots at all sacred cows regardless of political affiliation, and layered joke upon joke, knowing when to subvert our expectations and when to fulfill them. The Simpsons are what you get when the first generation that's been raised on TV finally grows up and starts to make commentary on what they've watched, (while still living in a time when "being meta" and post-modernist weren't seen as the smartest things ever.) The first couple of seasons of Rick & Morty are often compared to early Simpsons, because they knew you had to care about the characters, in order to care about anything that happened to them. When Dan Harmon started breathing in his own farts and letting diversity hires do the writing for the series, that's when R&M started to tank. The series became more about showing how smart Dan Harmon was (and about showcasing his politics, interests, and fetishes,) than it was about telling a good story.
 
There's always a justification of "well this is what would REALLY happen" even though there's really know way to know what would really happen in a fictional situation. It's why I wish all British comics writers would get leprosy.
Remember. Alan Moore didn't expect Rorschach to become so popular and even relatable to readers.

In fact, I dare say Brits still haven't gotten into their heads that "gentlemanly conduct" and all that jazz is beyond gay and makes you look weak. This is always going to be the case because human beings are instinctively responsive to displays of aggression and brutality.

There's a time and place for everything. Acting like you're a Cambridge graduate that cross dresses as a princess in his free time while pretending you're a tough guy doesn't make someone appealing. There's just so many things wrong with it that even a fag like myself will think you're a fucking sped.
 
If Moviebob were the Democratic President...
...Bob would cancel "a bunch more debt" than 10,000 dollars' worth of student debt (LOL!):
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Bob would have, at most, two questions appear on any debt relief questionnaire:

1. Did you vote for Führaa Hillary in 2016?

2. Did you also vote for Savyaa Biden in 2020?


If you answered "yes" to both questions, then Bob would happily relieve your college debt, regardless how many digits it may be, damn the national debt. If you answered "no" to either question, Bob would happily multiply your college debts upfront with a 1d6, then add surprise charges to your debt the closer you are to paying it off completely.
 
If Moviebob were the Democratic President...
...Bob would cancel "a bunch more debt" than 10,000 dollars' worth of student debt (LOL!):
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Bob would have, at most, two questions appear on any debt relief questionnaire:

1. Did you vote for Führaa Hillary in 2016?

2. Did you also vote for Savyaa Biden in 2020?


If you answered "yes" to both questions, then Bob would happily relieve your college debt, regardless how many digits it may be, damn the national debt. If you answered "no" to either question, Bob would happily multiply your college debts upfront with a 1d6, then add surprise charges to your debt the closer you are to paying it off completely.
As always, Bob is schizophrenic. Both being developmentally arrested enough to still have young adult "no compromise" positions even for stupid shit that could result in big gains elsewhere, and in being a "vote Blue no matter who" retard.

There are times to take hard line positions, but not comprising on student debt to ostensibly save the planet is not one of them. One is clearly a more pressing issue than the other, especially for the "we will be under water in 5 days" types. Especially when inflation is as high as it is now, take the L on student debt, it ain't gonna happen. They don't vote anyway, and they have next to no financial responsibilities compared to 80% of other voters who care about inflation and who pays for the debt, why the fuck would a politician enact that policy when they can use it as a bargaining chip and deploy it in ten years when it actually makes sense?

You had TWO YEARS where you didn't need to make payments, TWO YEARS to scrounge up a couple bucks every week and drop that balance without even trying, TWO YEARS where you were basically stealing money through both inflation and no interest. The fact that nobody took advantage of this time to do anything with their debt should illustrate the debt isn't the issue, it's financial intuition, especially when people were quitting jobs to sit on Trump bucks.
 
If Moviebob were the Democratic President...
...Bob would cancel "a bunch more debt" than 10,000 dollars' worth of student debt (LOL!):
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Bob would have, at most, two questions appear on any debt relief questionnaire:

1. Did you vote for Führaa Hillary in 2016?

2. Did you also vote for Savyaa Biden in 2020?


If you answered "yes" to both questions, then Bob would happily relieve your college debt, regardless how many digits it may be, damn the national debt. If you answered "no" to either question, Bob would happily multiply your college debts upfront with a 1d6, then add surprise charges to your debt the closer you are to paying it off completely.
Will President Bob cancel my debt even if I am a self-avowed flyover mayo ghoul that loves his boomsticks, hates globalism, and opposes grooming in schools?
 
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Bob doesn't know anybody who lives outside of Boston suburbs.

The true repugnancy of Movie Bob isn't recognized until you realize even this statement only scratches the surface of his misanthropy, cowardice and selfishness.

Yes, Bob believes he should be able to throw you under the bus if you don't meet his preconceived notions of "real person".

But, unless you've watched him long enough to see his rants play out to the end through several iterations you wouldn't know that he'd:

1. Not want to "take the bullet" for his beliefs and would demand other people throw you under the bus so he can gloat about your demise while some other poor schlub takes the prison sentence for it. (no bing-bing wahoo in solitary, after all)
2. Would bemoan the fact no one stepped up and "did the right thing" when he realizes none of the other schlubs want to go to jail either, much less for him.
3. If by some miracle, he found his balls and pushed someone under the bus IRL? He'd go to trial not telling the jury that he did it and is proud to have sped up the arrival of the Superior Futcha (tm) but would cower and blame others, and even probably stoop so low as to try an insanity defense, admitting in court his brain is broken and he, the Ultra Thinker can't even think straight some days, just to get himself out of trouble...

He's pure Quisling, weak, petulant and full of nasty plans for his enemies, but unable to carry them out if he's liable should the Revolution fail.

That's the thing that makes him the most detestable. He is willing to throw innocent people under the bus, and commit things that would make the nazis blush with the holocaust, and Stalin laugh proudly with the Gulag. Bob's bravado begins, and end in Twitter. His biggest wet dream being so 'influential' enough that a rising goverment would notice him, and allow him to use their power to punish 'the undesirables'. His ego is so large that he thinks he is big enough to get power. However, the key sentence here is Begins and ends with Twitter.

No matter how much he wants to stroke his revenge fantasies. They'll remain fantasies to the end of times.

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I'll take a Happy Memorial Day from a fictional character like Popeye over anything that fat faggot Bob has to say, because at least Popeye and Bluto were in the Navy in WW2 and Korea and fought in combat.

Bob's just a fat fuck who's brain is starting to melt down from pop culture and a shitty diet.

And then we have his complete disregard toward history, and those that were part of it. Should I remind you, those people you just scoffed at died so you can sit your fat ass in your mother's basement. Those same fucking people suffered, and lost YEARS, FUCKING YEARS of their lives so you can go to the neatest McDonalds, and eat to your heart's content? Those same FUCKING PEOPLE that went to fight, kill, and even commit acts that no man should so you can be here, and spend HOURS to no end on Twitter disccusing Superficial, Petty, and most of all IRRELEVANT HORSE SHIT!

If you are gonna talk 'murica' at least SHOW SOME DAMN RESPECT to the people that lost a lot for what we have today. But you showing empathy is like vegetables in your meals. Completely off the table every time unless it suits you. I hope you continue being Bob Chipman. It's the worst punishment you deserve.
 
Almost every deconstructionist comic writer, and let's be honest those are the deconstructionists who matter in a MovieBob thread, has since said it was only the first step and the next step was reconstruction. Pretty much all of them have gone onto do this. Alan Moore's magnum opus on the comic medium isn't Watchmen, it's Supreme. Grant Morrison reacted so strongly to it that almost everything he does in the major superhero fields is about treasuring their tropes and history with deconstruction as literal villains. The Animal Man story Bob lauds as the ultimate movie that he'd pitch is reconstructionist if you actually read the entire plot rather than stop halfway through. (The superior Doom Patrol doesn't even show the deconstruction, you come into it as the reconstruction begins.) The MCU basically does no deconstruction and Bob worships it to where it can do no wrong. Star Wars does no deconstruction and Bob's defending JJ Abrams refusal to be bound by prior plot as "deconstruction" while also arguing that no one can be upset by it. Bob threw a fit at Snyder deconstructing just a few minor tropes before reconstructing them (in an obvious story arc) because it didn't give him what he expected and then he got mad at The Batman for deconstruction that never wound up being in the film because he claimed to have expected it. It's almost like "I liked it" = "deconstruction" and "I didn't like it' = "no deconstruction, same ol same ol" which doesn't sound like a Thinkers dichotomy.

Deconstruction without reconstruction is nihilism. You can skip it all to the conclusion that nothing matters. Bob here has actually stepped outside his lane and understood the original deconstructionists who simply wanted to say that nothing matters except power so you should seize absolute power and use it with feeling. You don't like [Disney product]? Well, I am deconstructing your claim to humanity and want someone else to have the power to eliminate you from my existence. "You are not a person."

As an aside, I like how he's still clinging to his irrational conspiracy theory that homophobia against Joel Schumacher was a foundational moment of "my industry" (which he then describes as morons on YouTube talking about Marvel continuity lol) even though all his favorite superhero films come after that and none of the Disney filmmakers want anything to do with that vision of a superhero movie. (And Schumacher didn't either.) Is he saying that the entire Disney family is homophobic?
 
Will President Bob cancel my debt even if I am a self-avowed flyover mayo ghoul that loves his boomsticks, hates globalism, and opposes grooming in schools?
Only people have debts. You are not a person.

"all words are made up", it's Thor. It's a quote from Thor. Capeshit, natch.
And Bobby thinks this piece of trivia is what separates the intelligent sheep from the non-human goats? There is no probing the depths of his derangement.

Only overeducated affirmative-action hacks from Disney can write such a line. "All words are made up", but what the words refer to often are not made up. "Signifiers are arbitrary", but the signified are not necessarily so.

If you think Hollywood might contribute to gun violence, you are an "art-blaming cretin". BTW Activision really caused 9/11.
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Salvador Rolando Ramos was a "well-regulated militia" in one person.
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Of course attention whore David Hogg pops his head up.
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Bobby and his fellow male feminists will forever remain babes in Toyland.
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Niggers are always marginalized, even if they own a ranch and multiple horses.
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Star Wars I presume.
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Bobby criticizes Big Rat's bullsh-- plenty.
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Kvetching about Warner Bros again.
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Why should Bobby care about WB if he is convinced that it is sinking fast?

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Bobby feels for the queers who can't consoom in time for Shame Month.
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New York Post kicks off Shame Month with the most uplifting love story:
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Salvador Rolando Ramos was a "well-regulated militia" in one person.
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But there's a comma in the sentence. They can see it too right? Why can't they see it?

Also what would "well-regulated" mean in this context? Why can they never answer?

Why should Bobby care about WB if he is convinced that it is sinking fast?

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Wouldn't this theory actually mean that Warner Bros. wasn't a thing since Jack sold it in 1966? Certainly it wouldn't have lasted past 1968 when Kinney bought it. Even in Bob's lifetime it couldn't have been Warner Bros. past 1989 when Time acquired it, 19 years before AT&T bought Time Warner. Why does he say these things?
 
Only people have debts. You are not a person.


And Bobby thinks this piece of trivia is what separates the intelligent sheep from the non-human goats? There is no probing the depths of his derangement.

Only overeducated affirmative-action hacks from Disney can write such a line. "All words are made up", but what the words refer to often are not made up. "Signifiers are arbitrary", but the signified are not necessarily so.

If you think Hollywood might contribute to gun violence, you are an "art-blaming cretin". BTW Activision really caused 9/11.
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Salvador Rolando Ramos was a "well-regulated militia" in one person.
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Of course attention whore David Hogg pops his head up.
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Bobby and his fellow male feminists will forever remain babes in Toyland.
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Niggers are always marginalized, even if they own a ranch and multiple horses.
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Star Wars I presume.
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Bobby criticizes Big Rat's bullsh-- plenty.
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Kvetching about Warner Bros again.
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Why should Bobby care about WB if he is convinced that it is sinking fast?

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Bobby feels for the queers who can't consoom in time for Shame Month.
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New York Times kicks off Shame Month with the most uplifting love story:
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Bob "doesn't work for the mouse".

Nope... All Bob's Disney/Marvel/Star Wars shilling? Like the authoritarian jannie he is in his heart of hearts, he does it for free.
 
Salvador Rolando Ramos was a "well-regulated militia" in one person.
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Okay, let's start with what the 2nd Amendment actually says:

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
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A well-regulated militia refers to a pool of men (actual males, not women who think they're men) available for combat as needed; further, as a militia (as opposed to a formal army), they need to be able to supply their own weapons. No common armory, no obtaining a gun after the militia has been assembled. You need to have a gun in your home. Therefore, the right of We The People to keep and bear arms (i.e., weapons) shall not be infringed. In short, Burgerlanders have a constitutional obligation to keep guns in their homes, as we don't know when the Burgerland militia will be called upon to fight.
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Much of this current handwringing comes from a dereliction of personal responsibility. It's not Ramos's fault he shot up a school, it's because he was bullied/he was mentally ill/the rifle made him do it/the white man is responsible/almost anything and anyone but Ramos is at fault.

But Robert would rather believe what is told him instead of doing a little critical thinking. So much for the vaunted mental capabilities of the Lord of Lynn.
 
Okay, let's start with what the 2nd Amendment actually says:


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A well-regulated militia refers to a pool of men (actual males, not women who think they're men) available for combat as needed; further, as a militia (as opposed to a formal army), they need to be able to supply their own weapons. No common armory, no obtaining a gun after the militia has been assembled. You need to have a gun in your home. Therefore, the right of We The People to keep and bear arms (i.e., weapons) shall not be infringed. In short, Burgerlanders have a constitutional obligation to keep guns in their homes, as we don't know when the Burgerland militia will be called upon to fight.
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Much of this current handwringing comes from a dereliction of personal responsibility. It's not Ramos's fault he shot up a school, it's because he was bullied/he was mentally ill/the rifle made him do it/the white man is responsible/almost anything and anyone but Ramos is at fault.

But Robert would rather believe what is told him instead of doing a little critical thinking. So much for the vaunted mental capabilities of the Lord of Lynn.
"A well-stocked theater, being neccessary to the entertainment of a free-state, the right of the Mouse to buy and recycle IPs, shall not be infringed."

That's all Bob heard.
 
funny thing, I had a weird dream about Moviebob. Everything from the waist down, in this dream, was "robot body". This of course meant that never mind being the Footless Fuhrer, Mr. Happy was also missing.

I'm sure this is a sign I read this thread too much, but fuck it, it's entertaining.

Sometimes I get dreams about shit I don't even watch. Like Ethan Klein, I can't stand looking at the guy so I avoid stuff about him mostly, yet today I took a nap and dreamed that I was in a McDonald's waiting for my food, and out of nowhere there was an old guy screaming at Ethan and his wife until he got pissed enough to steal my Milkshake and throw it like a brick on his face. The weirdest part is I have never ordered a Milkshake there lol!

I don't doubt this sort of shit happened at least once with Bob considering how he goes out of his way to be a colossal asshole to others. He is unable to politely disagree with people, no, he's got to step in and be a condescending fuck to them just because they exposed a "wrong" opinion. What an asshole!
 
Remember. Alan Moore didn't expect Rorschach to become so popular and even relatable to readers.

In fact, I dare say Brits still haven't gotten into their heads that "gentlemanly conduct" and all that jazz is beyond gay and makes you look weak. This is always going to be the case because human beings are instinctively responsive to displays of aggression and brutality.

There's a time and place for everything. Acting like you're a Cambridge graduate that cross dresses as a princess in his free time while pretending you're a tough guy doesn't make someone appealing. There's just so many things wrong with it that even a fag like myself will think you're a fucking sped.
To me it seemed like Alan Moore wanted to make pirate comics. He was probably hoping that all the heroes would be unlikeable, people would see the light and the age of pirate comics could commence. He screwed up though, because Rorschach is really appealing as a hero.
 
Fat rolls are not "curves", Bob. "Curves" are large bustline plus large hip to waist ratio. Besides, if someone has a gut like that, that sorta negates the "curves" that most males gravitate to (aside the fetish-fuelled chubby chasers, which, I guess Bob's admitting or pretending to admit he is one? "Chubby Chasers" operate off the logic "there's just more of her to love!") Guys want 32-24-36, not 36-36-36. Plus, 36-36-36 doesn't produce much of a curve, just sayin'.

well, I mean, is there the polar opposite of a "butterface"? (body is fine, but her face). It's like, her face is fine, it's the rest of her. And yeah, that's like the exact wrong swimsuit.
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You must love Big Rat with all your heart, soul, mind and might. You must love everything Big Rat feeds you. Otherwise you don't even qualify as a person.

Fans hate the new Star Wars TV show (plus ça change). Disney cry racist.
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Established lore in a franchise is solely for marketing purposes.
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I'm long past the point of giving a shit about Star Wars, but isn't it funny how people like Bob simultaneously believe that it's both a deep and important cultural epic and silly nonsense? It's basically a Motte and Bailey fallacy when you think about it:

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well you know, when a writer takes a "deconstructionist" approach, they tear the entire work apart. Then they write it the way they want while ignoring canon because "Hurr durr deconstructionism, I am very smart."
My theory is that the success of both Watchmen and Game Of Thrones (which are deconstructions of the superhero and fantasy genres respectively) inspired lesser writers to attempt something similar with their own projects because they thought that it would be a surefire way to success. However, they didn't put in as much thought as the authors of those works did theirs, thus their efforts came up severely lacking in comparison.
 
Only people have debts. You are not a person.


And Bobby thinks this piece of trivia is what separates the intelligent sheep from the non-human goats? There is no probing the depths of his derangement.

Only overeducated affirmative-action hacks from Disney can write such a line. "All words are made up", but what the words refer to often are not made up. "Signifiers are arbitrary", but the signified are not necessarily so.

If you think Hollywood might contribute to gun violence, you are an "art-blaming cretin". BTW Activision really caused 9/11.
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Salvador Rolando Ramos was a "well-regulated militia" in one person.
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Of course attention whore David Hogg pops his head up.
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Bobby and his fellow male feminists will forever remain babes in Toyland.
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Niggers are always marginalized, even if they own a ranch and multiple horses.
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Star Wars I presume.
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Bobby criticizes Big Rat's bullsh-- plenty.
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Kvetching about Warner Bros again.
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Why should Bobby care about WB if he is convinced that it is sinking fast?

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Bobby feels for the queers who can't consoom in time for Shame Month.
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New York Post kicks off Shame Month with the most uplifting love story:
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the whole "all words are made up" doesn't even make sense. Obviously words have meanings. Sometimes the meanings change, which is made up, but Language is a concrete thing. Some words are invented, but there's a baseline of original words which may evolve over time (just look at old english vs modern). That is NOT the same as "all words are made up". That's not how Language works, Bob (or Thor!).

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Bob allegedly wrote up a zinger of a tweet just to delete it and then type the same exact thing while quote tweeting the GOP.
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I don't care what the GOP has to say about this. I'm actually annoyed that they're using this as some sort of platform. Why the hell is "openly embracing domestic abuse payout cheerleader" in quotes? How is he this bad at writing? How is he just this dumb? I've watched most of the trial. Amber is scum and openly an abuser. He would know this if he bothered to actually watch the trial instead of staying on discord and sucking mainstream cock. To quote on Robert Chipman, stay mad.
 
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