Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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So I just finished reading the book and honestly I didn't find it as cringeworthy as other people say. Don't get me wrong it's still a piece of shit and proves how autistic Bob is, but other then that there was never really any moment that really disgusted me, the worst this book really did was just bore me.
I think that's why the book received its reputation, though. Do you really want to read a book about a manchild's "troubled" childhood and how he found Nintendo as his religion and Mario as its prophet? The book is Bob's biography and it's boring as fuck.
 
So I just finished reading the book and honestly I didn't find it as cringeworthy as other people say. Don't get me wrong it's still a piece of shit and proves how autistic Bob is, but other then that there was never really any moment that really disgusted me, the worst this book really did was just bore me.
Turns out reading about someone playing a videogame is even more boring than watching someone play a videogame.
 
Do you really want to read a book about a manchild's "troubled" childhood and how he found Nintendo as his religion and Mario as its prophet?

...actually, I probably would read that book, if it was well-written, interesting, maintained a good sense of humor about the whole thing, and, you know, if the protagonist wasn't as unlikable as Blob. It sounds like an excellent parody of the culture of brand worship so prevalent these days.
 
Turns out reading about someone playing a videogame is even more boring than watching someone play a videogame.
Watching people play video games is half the Internet now, and even before it was on Youtube half the players in the country had a kid -- usually a little brother -- who was watching over their shoulder. If they were just doing it to wait their turn, LPers would still be unemployed.

MovieBlob's just a massive tool. He could strip the entertainment out of Léa Seydoux and Adèle Exarchopoulos getting it on.*

* Who am I kidding, he probably already has.
 
wtf is screenrants? Also, I see that he has changed his avatar. I think that this should be his avatar:
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Guess we don't have to worry about Bob working for RoosterTeeth?


Sigh

And here i was hoping that Bob's toxic nature would earn him unemployment and give him that fleeting chance of realizing how much of a douchebag he has been to people. I find that icon of Mario being sad ironic. Bob was made popular by gamers and now he is hated by gamers.
 
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His segment on Screen Rants will have him comparing everything to Mario 3.
Mario 3 is becoming retroactively tainted for me, I was talking about it with someone yesterday and all I could think about was moviebobs pathetic obsession. He's managed as one person what the entire sonic fan base did.
I think we can all be grateful he wasnt a sega kid.
 
Mario 3 is becoming retroactively tainted for me, I was talking about it with someone yesterday and all I could think about was moviebobs pathetic obsession. He's managed as one person what the entire sonic fan base did.
I think we can all be grateful he wasnt a sega kid.
If he was a Sega kid, he'd just be OPL with a slightly tolerable speaking voice.
 
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