Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[ChampFantana]

Y'know, I'm starting to think that letting cretins like Bob who are ruled entirely by stupidity, hate, and consoomerism run around freely is having a deleterious effect on society.

He's certainly not unique in this regard, just look at the retards who he retweets and who stick up for him. A particularly cretinous schizoid is Nymphomachy, aka "Let's convert America to the metric system at gunpoint, I am very sane and intelligent!"

 

[JayHarrison]

Bobby studies Political Philosophy.
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Some college invites him for lectures! If they have invited the likes of Guillaume LaBelle and Rhys McKinnon I can't see why not Bob Chipman.

Boming from Moviebob, "morality is wisdom" is absolute irony, as Bob possesses neither.

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Thank you very much.

Not included: Americans versus Democrats.

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Republicans are stoooooopid.
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Unless that particular Minnesota bill passed by a 51-49 margin, rescinding a vote to make it 50-50 ain't gonna do anything.

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Link to Miami Herald and the slide show.

Believers are always lying to you.

Moviebob is an ardent believer.

Ergo, Moviebob has always been lying to you.

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Really? Given Moviebob's perpetual attitude towards others, you'd think Bob would be waving the same falg as die Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei.

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Banana Wu.
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"Impossible for the Democrats to keep control of the White House"? [edited; question marks was previously within quotation marks when it shouldn't've been]

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Bobby questions someone's occupational identity (that cunt raped a 14 year old boy, but still).
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Shut up, TERFbob.

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Bobby moonlights as relationships guru:
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Here's the thing, Bob: Being a Liberal is not synonymous with being an idiot Leftist like you.

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Bobby was not invited to the test screening of Batgirl and he is mad at someone who was.

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Mark down "Not a Person" on your Moviebob Bingo cards if you got it, folks!

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And this is why WB's PR team ditched Bobby:

Because unlike Moviebob, Warner Bros.' PR team can actually think.

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The fact that Moviebob still has a jaab and still has any press cred...

...kinda makes me angry with reality right now.

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Chris Pratt continues to bear false witness.
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I think the apt term is "Moviebob-pilled", which has a near 100% success rate in distorting morals, shrivelling hearts, and destroying brains.

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The obsolete Beverly Hill City Council demands to read the script for Beverly Hills Cops 4. Interfere with Creative Elites! How dare they!
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Moviebob doesn't care about anyone, either, despite not having anywhere close to the millions needed to buy a mansion.

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I did a search on his account for the word persona and I didn't find any references to the videogame. He does love the word persona though, here's an example of how he uses it:

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The only correct words in this post as "extremely obnoxious". If anyone wants Moviebob's authentic persona: Moviebob's 280,000+ tweets confirm that Bob is a racist, a sexist, a misogynist, evil, violent, hateful, angry, conceited, inconsiderate, self-important, megalomaniacal, genocidal, eugenicistic pissbaby.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Even by Bob's insane standards this tweet thread is incredible. First off, anybody who has studied philosophy knows how important definitions are. You can't claim to study the philosophy of politics but handwave the very definitions you're supposed to be using, otherwise whatever you're studying is completely meaningless. "Because I said so" is not a good argument for anything Bobby, let alone a complex philosophical discussion.

And to move from "I study political philosophy" to "morality is an objective standard, of which I hold the true definition" is ludicrous. Not only is it extremely arrogant, flies in the face of moral thought, is based on nothing more than (again) "because I said so" rationale, it also blows up in Bob's face if we apply it.

This one sentence - Morality is wisdom, and evil stupidity. Now, you could write an entire book on just how ridiculous this statement is. You can't claim to have an objective moral standard but base that standard on extremely nebulous terms such as "wisdom" and "stupidity". These need very clear definitions, and they would need to always point towards good or evil. So every wise person will have to necessarily be good, and every stupid person will necessarily be evil. Obviously wrong, but we'll come back to this.

Wisdom and stupidity themselves are not objective measures. Nobody is objectively wise, and nobody is objectively stupid. To be either of those you would have to be always wise or always stupid, but this is (ironically) fucking stupid. Wisdom and stupidity are descriptions of things and not the thing itself. So what are those things Bob? Don't give us vague descriptors as the basis of your entire moral code, we want to know what's behind that. Where have you grounded these? You don't tell us because you can't, nobody is wise in all ways, just like nobody is stupid in all ways. Everybody could be considered as one of the other on a multitude of things. I, unlike Bob, actually have studied philosophy, so I would consider myself fairly wise there. I have not studied mechanics, so when it comes to fixing a car I am genuinely stupid. Where would I fall on Bob's morality scale? Am I good, evil, both, or neither? There is no answer, because this metric for somebody's moral worth is ludicrous.

Bob would probably reply "this only applies to one's political disposition, somebody wise in politics is a better person than somebody stupid in politics". Again, we run into the problem of these being descriptors of things and we need to know what makes somebody one or the other. Clearly, anybody who thinks like Bob will be wise and good (because he is wise and good), therefore anybody who does not think like that is stupid and evil.

The big problem here, Bobbo, is that your definition is so vague, un-grounded and open to interpretation that people on the other side of literally any argument can be in the same mindset. This would get nobody anywhere, because you would both refuse to engage with the other side on account of them being "evil". So you both spin your wheels, arguing with a brick wall, getting angrier and angrier and wasting everybody's time. If that isn't ignorance, I don't know what is.

Returning to the wisdom/stupidity divide very quickly. A wise society would be more morally good than a stupid one, and thus may be justified in removing the evil society. Wisdom here could be replaced with the words "intelligent" or "advanced", which could apply to technological advancement, being a result of intellectual growth fueling it. Stupidity would therefore be the opposite, less advanced civilisations, ones without the intellectual means to keep up with other societies. By this standard, a more advances civilisation is entirely justified in subjugating or eradicating less advanced ones.

Well done Bob, you just advocated for colonialism.

(Sorry for the long ass rant, I was triggered and had to get all this out of my head)

Bob's extra exceptional here because the proper division isn't "Wisdom vs Stupidity", but "Wisdom vs Foolishness". He's crossing his definitions. Fools are often stupid, but being a fool isn't exactly the same as being stupid, not by a longshot. However the reason I think Bob uses "stupid" vs "Fool" is, he truly believes that being Stupid is the true opposite of Wisdom, plus he probably knows deep down he's a Fool. (there's NO way that after years of Catholic School/Church, that Bob is unaware of the passage "The Fool hath said in his heart, 'There is no God'.") A person with at least moderate intelligence can still act a fool, because one can let one's emotions run away with them and cause them to do things their brain would tell them not to do. Hell, Bob being angry all the time makes him a turbo-Fool, AND the exact OPPOSITE of Wise, because his emotions are ruling over whatever remains of logic in his brain. Bob doesn't seem to grok this.

If Bob were to be asked, he would probably reply that Evidence of Wisdom is that one is "progressive", that is, for human rights etc. Only the "Stupid" (and thus Evil - or Evil and thus Stupid) are against Human Rights, after all! (Ironically Bob views the granting of Human Rights to obviously human entities such as fetuses within a human female's womb, as Evil and Stupid.) Bob thinks believes that Believers are Evil, Stupid, and Against Human Rights, despite the bulk of those who were opposed to and eventually ended the slave trade being Believers, ever since the Time of Christ.

Bob would be perfectly A-OK with what is essentially Colonialism, if it were based on imposing Progressive Values on Stupid Evil Believers. Tactics, Targets.

Considering how dismissive he is to stuff like Genshin, and anything Anime related. This does not surprise me he'll be racist against other mediums once again. He is fueled by spite, and anger toward the people that didn't bow down to his genius.



Reading this makes me ask "If this is your "authentic" persona? Then it's no wonder you are a disingenuous son of a bitch. "good and correct politics", MOTHERFUCKER you call for genocide daily when something does not align with your totalitarian views fueled by revenge.

I do like he admits he is so unlikable that nobody would want to deal with him as an attempt to sound humble and charming. Bob wishes he could be as charismatic as John Mulaney.

This was Bob basically answering his own question about why he will die alone. It's not the pwn he thinks it is, and he'll likely end up in some nursing facility staffed by Believers if the beetus or cirhossis doesn't get him first.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I did a search on his account for the word persona and I didn't find any references to the videogame. He does love the word persona though, here's an example of how he uses it:

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The funniest thing about this tweet is how obviously inauthentic he is when it comes to politics. A large number of things he wants (Space travel, cutting off benefits unless they're for the right people, billionaires being allowed to be rich because he believes one day he'll be one) are republican policies, yet he still tries to prop himself up as a democrat in the hopes he'll finally get to the cool kids' table.

EDIT: On another topic, who are the 39 people who followed Bob on twitter last week? He had to have bought those so he didn't have another month of negative follower growth.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

So, with Patriot Front marching in Boston, did Tough Guy Lardo Fuhrer Movieblob rush down to confront them with his leet ninja skills and badass firearms?

Because, for all his shit talking, I wanna know if he hid in the basement or went down and got his shit kicked in.

 

[Koby_Fish]

So, with Patriot Front marching in Boston, did Tough Guy Lardo Fuhrer Movieblob rush down to confront them with his leet ninja skills and badass firearms?

Because, for all his shit talking, I wanna know if he hid in the basement or went down and got his shit kicked in.

Bob would probably weave some ridiculous yarn about how he caught up with one of them at Discount Dave & Busters' where Harvard kids are drinking off their exams, and sneakily kicked the bar stool out from under them unawares, causing them to practically crack their head open on the bar counter. There was no retaliation, of course, because reasons.

 

[Uncle Joey]

I did a search on his account for the word persona and I didn't find any references to the videogame. He does love the word persona though, here's an example of how he uses it:

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Not gonna lie, I've been following this thread for quite a while now, but this post in particular might actually have perplexed me more than anything else I've seen from Bobby Boi. Is he trying to be sarcastic to "own" his detractors? Is he being serious thinking makes him look quirky or charming (in his mind at least)?

Either way why the fuck would you be proud of being an unlikable asshole?

 

[Bolo]

EDIT: On another topic, who are the 39 people who followed Bob on twitter last week? He had to have bought those so he didn't have another month of negative follower growth.

Robert is too proud to buy twitter followers, and just 39 is a number way to small to buy either way.

Every now and then on of the fatass' tweets gets popular and he scores some followers from people who just follow anybody that shows up on their timeline.

 

[Flexo]

TOP TWEET - I swear, if gas wasn't so expensive, I would tape that tweet to a whiffle bat and go hit Bob in the face with it over and over again screaming "DO YOU GET IT??"

BOTTOM TWEET - "Fact is, I know several right-wing people who date/marry liberals and the reverse."
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Yeah, OF COURSE you know the reverse - because the reverse would HAVE to happen for a right-winger to marry a left-winger.

If you're not quite getting how "water-is-wet" obviously stupid that statement is, let me rephrase it: "I know several men who have married women and the reverse." Hey guess what! The "reverse" would be EXACTLY EQUAL THE FIRST NUMBER. I guarantee you that for every man you know who has married a woman, you know of a woman who has married a man. Because you have to!

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

I also did a search on his account just for Sega generally, I found a few comments, I'll post a couple here. He should change his name to "DisneyBlob."
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Also, Bob hates Sega so much, he hopes that the people he hates like it:
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I wonder if Bob will change his tune about Sega:

https://twitter.com/SEGA/status/1542938599380893696?s=20&t=zkLzrpIM5D2LnyJINQ0smA

 

[The tired cat]

I wonder if Bob will change his tune about Sega:

https://twitter.com/SEGA/status/1542938599380893696?s=20&t=zkLzrpIM5D2LnyJINQ0smA

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Doubt it, he'll still REEEEEE how SEGA is off the devil and Sonic needs to be purged.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Not gonna lie, I've been following this thread for quite a while now, but this post in particular might actually have perplexed me more than anything else I've seen from Bobby Boi. Is he trying to be sarcastic to "own" his detractors? Is he being serious thinking makes him look quirky or charming (in his mind at least)?

Either way why the fuck would you be proud of being an unlikable asshole?

I think this encapsulates the whole "Masshole" phenomenon. Whether it's something in the water, or someone's mom's blood alcohol level during pregnancy never went below .05.

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TOP TWEET - I swear, if gas wasn't so expensive, I would tape that tweet to a whiffle bat and go hit Bob in the face with it over and over again screaming "DO YOU GET IT??"

BOTTOM TWEET - "Fact is, I know several right-wing people who date/marry liberals and the reverse."
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Yeah, OF COURSE you know the reverse - because the reverse would HAVE to happen for a right-winger to marry a left-winger.

If you're not quite getting how "water-is-wet" obviously stupid that statement is, let me rephrase it: "I know several men who have married women and the reverse." Hey guess what! The "reverse" would be EXACTLY EQUAL THE FIRST NUMBER. I guarantee you that for every man you know who has married a woman, you know of a woman who has married a man. Because you have to!

Undoubtedly Bob would, if asked, drag out the "IT WAS OBVIOUSLY A JOKE, YOU NOT-A-PERSON!" answer and then tell the not-a-person to ask their mum.

Which reminds me. Anytime Bob slings out "You are not a person" AND "Yer mum" at the SAME person, that person should reply with "Bob, you can't have been with my mum. I'm not a person, therefore neither is she, so she doesn't exist."

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I don't think he believes this actually. I think he believes that being smart is a moral stance.

Bobby studies Political Philosophy.
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Thank you very much.

Thanks Bob.

Love that he thinks he's in the "middle of a fight" with existential stakes and the only reason he hasn't yet triumphed despite his endless tweeting on behalf of the Thinkers is that his Thinker allies (who are a super majority of the American population) refuse to listen to his "you just murder all the evil and stupid people" (who are 98% of the global population) tweets due to believing thinking in an outdated concept of morality that Bob has advanced past.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Just found out one of my favorite YouTubers, Civvie11, took a potshot at MovieBob in his Half Life video but cut it to avoid drama. Even still, that was extremely satisfying.

The joke was something like "I have the same problem with games inspired by Half-Life as I do with MovieBob, in that I think they took the wrong lesson from things." Followed by a picture of his infamous eugenics tweet.

 

[Positron]

Either way why the fuck would you be proud of being an unlikable asshole?

Characters like Dr. Gregory House, Tony Stark, and Brie Larson's Captain Marvel are the reason why.

So, with Patriot Front marching in Boston, did Tough Guy Lardo Fuhrer Movieblob rush down to confront them with his leet ninja skills and badass firearms?

You mean lounging in Mom's basement drinking rum and Pabst Blue Ribbon isn't a good tactic?

See, Bobby is "raising consciousness" and "opening a platform for conversation"!

AOC extols the wonders of Capitalism. Activism in the comfort of the manicurist's chaise. My Money, My Choice.

Sometimes a manicure is an act of defiance, but when your political opponents ridicules, suddenly it becomes a manicure again.
(BTW, the second part of the video in which AOC tells us how she aspires to be an "ungovernable" woman.)


No no no Bobby my bro. However loose and "ungovernable" Alexandria is, she still won't let you get close to her.

Jimmy Dore breaks Bobby's heart. Nah, Dore borderline gaslighted him again!


Still, Little Bob is easily resuscitated, say by the thought of expunging Red Believer ghouls from the Midwest.


Jimmy Dore is hardly the only comic who switch gears to political commentry.

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Even if doctors recognize that abortion is a necessary part of health care, that doesn't mean they are obliged to perform it on every woman who demands it.

No fucking idea.

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Before the fireworks light up the sky, Twitter is ablaze as virtue signals flare up.


Bobby loves to stalk and raise shit with people who has blocked him long ago, such as JohnnySocialism here.


Trump and Tucker Carlson exemplify Bobby's motto "Anger is how you WIN". (Archive of fucking old The Atlantics article).




Simp.


Simp. Compare the terse "she is not wrong" to the dissertation he writes in response to the troon:





I can't think of a more pressing issue than secularization.

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The slapfight between Bobby and Mr. H Reviews waged on. Bobby sent his attack dogs to mass report Mr. H.

Protip: if you need justification for making joke, then you are too unfunny to make it.



Say, anyone smells a Ratt?

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At least he wasn't showing the boy anything from Disney.

Marvel's desperation is a wonder to behold.




Education Special: Bob Chipman in the Land of Perissodactyls.

I think the woolly rhino went extinct for only 5000 years or so, holding out in a refuge in offshore Siberia.

 

[TopTierHealer]

Has Blob adressed that Ms Marvel flopped or pretend it didn't happen?

 

[The tired cat]

Has Blob adressed that Ms Marvel flopped or pretend it didn't happen?

Does the Bishop drink his tea. What do you think?

 

[TopTierHealer]

Does the Bishop drink his tea. What do you think?

I've been out of the Chipman lore for a few weeks , I just wanted to know if he pretended it didn't happen or went full retard tying himself into a knot with mental gymnastics.

 

[Mr Processor]

Just found out one of my favorite YouTubers, Civvie11, took a potshot at MovieBob in his Half Life video but cut it to avoid drama. Even still, that was extremely satisfying.

Civvie11 is great, but he knows enough to avoid the wrath of the Bob Mob. I just watched his review of Outlaws, which just makes me pine for the days when Lucas Arts still existed.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Hey Blob, looks like the casting of the century is shit at the box office outside of Disney capeshit.

https://amp.www.complex.com/pop-culture/tim-allen-criticizes-chris-evans-lightyear-movie