Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[AirdropShitposts]

AOC extols the wonders of Capitalism. Activism in the comfort of the manicurist's chaise. My Money, My Choice.
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Sometimes a manicure is an act of defiance, but when your political opponents ridicules, suddenly it becomes a manicure again.
(BTW, the second part of the video in which AOC tells us how she aspires to be an "ungovernable" woman.)

So Bob's defense of AOC is that Glenn is dumb (and sexist) because AOC would never stand up for what's right if the powerful oppose it? In other words, his defense is that AOC is actually a bad person rather than just unserious. Though I guess I can see why Bob might think he's praising AOC by saying she's as bad as he himself is but she might not see it that way. He should get a selfie with AOC and post it a lot on Twitter in creepy and weird contexts.

 

[King Dead]

Something I happened to notice while discussing slowly-crumbling Patreons in Jim Sterling's thread:

Bob dipped below $3k and below 1k patrons for the first time since launching his Patreon. The early parts of the graph are a little fucky since Patreon changed the display stats from people saying they'll pledge to confirmed payouts sometime in late 2015, but besides that, Bob has never had his Patreon go this low before, not since the initial upswing back in 2015. He's bounced back a little ($3017/month from 1018 patrons as of this writing), but the graph doesn't lie.

He might get some more paypiggies to stem the tide, but I don't think he's ever going to manage another sympathy bump as big as he got after getting shitcanned from the Escapist a second time. His increasingly deranged tirades about gassing the Mayo Ghouls are isolating him from more people, and that means fewer people willing to give him money just for existing.

You just love to see it.

 

[LightDragonman1]

Heh, I have to wonder about how he'd react if this happened to his closest IMAX theater.

 

[TowinKarz]

Civvie11 is great, but he knows enough to avoid the wrath of the Bob Mob. I just watched his review of Outlaws, which just makes me pine for the days when Lucas Arts still existed.

I think he knows more that he shouldn't alienate his viewers, and naming names, even ones MOST people agree are jackasses, is a way to do that.

Even though it was a funny joke, I can respect him deciding to not start throwing non-video-game people under the Dungeon Bus.

Seriously, he's one of the people who still holds true to the professionalism of entertainment to the degree that watching his YouTube channel and reading his tweets may convince you there's two different people in that head....

 

[The Nothingness]

Heh, I have to wonder about how he'd react if this happened to his closest IMAX theater.

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Gee I wonder why a movie theater with ties to the Smithsonian Institute wants to extend the viewing period of a film that showcases a branch of the US military instead of the latest capeshit. Well, gang, it looks like we've got a mystery on our hands

 

[JayHarrison]

Anytime Bob slings out "You are not a person" AND "Yer mum" at the SAME person, that person should reply with "Bob, you can't have been with my mum. I'm not a person, therefore neither is she, so she doesn't exist."

Damn... those contradictory concepts never crossed my mind. Then again, the ideas that "you're not a person" and "ask yer mum" are contradictory probably didn't cross the mind of a Thinker™ like Moviebob...

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You mean lounging in Mom's basement drinking rum and Pabst Blue Ribbon isn't a good tactic?
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See, Bobby is "raising consciousness" and "opening a platform for conversation"!

But masked rioters looting and destroying businesses in the names like Antifa and Black LIves (Don't Really) Matter is perfectly acceptable?

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Jimmy Dore breaks Bobby's heart. Nah, Dore borderline gaslighted him again!
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"Not sure how has-been, C-list comics take [...] the popular drug"? You meak like how a fat, fascistic Boston-area film critic took a COVID-19 vaccine only because Orange Man wasn't distributing it?

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Still, Little Bob is easily resuscitated, say by the thought of expunging Red Believer ghouls from the Midwest.
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Shut up, Fascistbob!

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Jimmy Dore is hardly the only comic who switch gears to political commentry.
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Martaza Hussain is correct. Before 2015, late-night comedy actually involved comedy (except Seth Meyers, who's never been funny). Since Trump started running for office, most of the last-night hosts sold their sould to establishment Democrats (like Frau Führer Hillary) while receiving nothing of benefit in return.

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To steal a statement from George Carlin, "when mass murder becomes legal, then abortion can become legal".

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Even if doctors recognize that abortion is a necessary part of health care, that doesn't mean they are obliged to perform it on every woman who demands it.

How the fuck can anyone consider abortion/infanticide "health care" when successful abortions have a mortality rate no lower than 50%?

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No fucking idea.
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If Moviebob did something SMART, it would be the first smart thing Bob will have ever done.

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Before the fireworks light up the sky, Twitter is ablaze as virtue signals flare up.
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Moviebob: "Live a life outside Twitch, insect."

Me, to Moviebob: "Maybe you should try living life outside of Twitter, you brain-destroying parasite!"

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Bobby loves to stalk and raise shit with people who has blocked him long ago, such as JohnnySocialism here.
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First, the English spelling is baizuo (it's misspelled as baizou above).

Secondly, Moviebob doesn't seem to understand that baizuo refers to, as per Urban Dictionary, those "who are despised [...] for their pretentiousness, hypocritical behavior and an overbearing sense of entitlement [...] and double standards" and "covertly advance their own material or emotional interests at the expense of others, while claiming otherwise from a self-assumed superior moral position."

Moviebob is baizuo personified.

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Simp. Compare the terse "she is not wrong" to the dissertation he writes in response to the troon:
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And if you were to carve out Moviebob's Patreon account, the only space Bob would be capable of carving out would be a small parcel of sidewalk.

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The slapfight between Bobby and Mr. H Reviews waged on. Bobby sent his attack dogs to mass report Mr. H.
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Protip: if you need justification for making joke, then you are too unfunny to make it.

A Thinker™ like Moviebob should already know that if you need to explain the joke afterward, there is no joke. In most cases, it's due to a failure to properly set up the joke; in Moviebob's case, Bob just jumps straight to the punchline without developing the setup.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Something I happened to notice while discussing slowly-crumbling Patreons in Jim Sterling's thread:
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Bob dipped below $3k and below 1k patrons for the first time since launching his Patreon. The early parts of the graph are a little fucky since Patreon changed the display stats from people saying they'll pledge to confirmed payouts sometime in late 2015, but besides that, Bob has never had his Patreon go this low before, not since the initial upswing back in 2015. He's bounced back a little ($3017/month from 1018 patrons as of this writing), but the graph doesn't lie.

He might get some more paypiggies to stem the tide, but I don't think he's ever going to manage another sympathy bump as big as he got after getting shitcanned from the Escapist a second time. His increasingly deranged tirades about gassing the Mayo Ghouls are isolating him from more people, and that means fewer people willing to give him money just for existing.

You just love to see it.

I was about to come post that. It'll be interesting to see how much it bounces back but if you go back a year, this is one of the biggest drops.

Maybe Chris had to stop his fifty donations of $20 every month to pay for more craft brews.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Used the image already, but thought of a more fitting caption.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

the Bob Mob.

Literally who? Bob's only defenders are the weirdo bimbo guy on Twitter and the ban-evading dude who calls everyone nazis even when they're trans polycule PoCs.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Damn... those contradictory concepts never crossed my mind. Then again, the ideas that "you're not a person" and "ask yer mum" are contradictory probably didn't cross the mind of a Thinker™ like Moviebob...

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But masked rioters looting and destroying businesses in the names like Antifa and Black LIves (Don't Really) Matter is perfectly acceptable?

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"Not sure how has-been, C-list comics take [...] the popular drug"? You meak like how a fat, fascistic Boston-area film critic took a COVID-19 vaccine only because Orange Man wasn't distributing it?

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Shut up, Fascistbob!

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Martaza Hussain is correct. Before 2015, late-night comedy actually involved comedy (except Seth Meyers, who's never been funny). Since Trump started running for office, most of the last-night hosts sold their sould to establishment Democrats (like Frau Führer Hillary) while receiving nothing of benefit in return.

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To steal a statement from George Carlin, "when mass murder becomes legal, then abortion can become legal".

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How the fuck can anyone consider abortion/infanticide "health care" when successful abortions have a mortality rate no lower than 50%?

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If Moviebob did something SMART, it would be the first smart thing Bob will have ever done.

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Moviebob: "Live a life outside Twitch, insect."

Me, to Moviebob: "Maybe you should try living life outside of Twitter, you brain-destroying parasite!"

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First, the English spelling is baizuo (it's misspelled as baizou above).

Secondly, Moviebob doesn't seem to understand that baizuo refers to, as per Urban Dictionary, those "who are despised [...] for their pretentiousness, hypocritical behavior and an overbearing sense of entitlement [...] and double standards" and "covertly advance their own material or emotional interests at the expense of others, while claiming otherwise from a self-assumed superior moral position."

Moviebob is baizuo personified.

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And if you were to carve out Moviebob's Patreon account, the only space Bob would be capable of carving out would be a small parcel of sidewalk.

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A Thinker™ like Moviebob should already know that if you need to explain the joke afterward, there is no joke. In most cases, it's due to a failure to properly set up the joke; in Moviebob's case, Bob just jumps straight to the punchline without developing the setup.

also I'm pretty sure Bob wouldn't be caught dead humping a Not-A-Person, whether some other not-a-person's mum, or not. Metaphorically, hypothetically, or whatever.

A few Antifa members/pretend-antifa-really-MAGA-to-pwn-the-libs only burned down a Wendy's, and literally NOTHING ELSE according to Bob, which Bob doesn't care about because his one true love is McDonald's.

I was about to come post that. It'll be interesting to see how much it bounces back but if you go back a year, this is one of the biggest drops.

Maybe Chris had to stop his fifty donations of $20 every month to pay for more craft brews.

Maybe his cousin had to stop donating to pay for bottom surgery, his mom had to stop donating because gas is getting too expensive, and his senpais had to slow down on donations so they could give more to Planned Parenthood.

Also, is it bad that when Blob blubbered on about "Captain Rogers" my brain immediately went to 500 year old Man in the Future Captain William "Buck" Rogers, instead of Captain "America" Steve Rogers?

 

[Brother Wind]

Moviebob: "Live a life outside Twitch, insect."

Me, to Moviebob: "Maybe you should try living life outside of Twitter, you brain-destroying parasite

And now youre living imaginary conversations. You need a hobby bud

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

Just found out one of my favorite YouTubers, Civvie11, took a potshot at MovieBob in his Half Life video but cut it to avoid drama. Even still, that was extremely satisfying.

The joke was something like "I have the same problem with games inspired by Half-Life as I do with MovieBob, in that I think they took the wrong lesson from things." Followed by a picture of his infamous eugenics tweet.

Big if true

 

[Mola Ram]

also I'm pretty sure Bob wouldn't be caught dead humping a Not-A-Person, whether some other not-a-person's mum, or not. Metaphorically, hypothetically, or whatever.

Hard disagree. Assume for the moment a female-type person actually demonstrates some attraction to Bob. If it's got a pulse, is a reasonable facsimile of a human female, and isn't actually physically deformed, Bob would crawl through broken glass to fuck it, regardless of politics. If it is a Trumper (which frankly makes this scenario well beyond the realms of possibility), Bob might spin up some story about how he used her and dumped her, but turn her down? Please. Guy's more desperate for cooze than someone who spent the last thirty years in Pelican Bay.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Hard disagree. Assume for the moment a female-type person actually demonstrates some attraction to Bob. If it's got a pulse, is a reasonable facsimile of a human female, and isn't actually physically deformed, Bob would crawl through broken glass to fuck it, regardless of politics. If it is a Trumper (which frankly makes this scenario well beyond the realms of possibility), Bob might spin up some story about how he used her and dumped her, but turn her down? Please. Guy's more desperate for cooze than someone who spent the last thirty years in Pelican Bay.

i have to admit this is based on Bob's blatant selective misogyny towards MAGAnaise Ghoulen women plus his one time he said that when he finds out his "type" (Tall hot librarians) are MAGAnaise Ghoulen, it instantly kills his boner.

But eh, this is bob we're talking about; who knows what depraved fetishes he keeps in the closet.

 

[BubbleButt]

i have to admit this is based on Bob's blatant selective misogyny towards MAGAnaise Ghoulen women plus his one time he said that when he finds out his "type" (Tall hot librarians) are MAGAnaise Ghoulen, it instantly kills his boner.

But eh, this is bob we're talking about; who knows what depraved fetishes he keeps in the closet.

Best rule of thumb in that scenario is that if Bob typed it, it's probably a lie.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Happy fourth of July to everyone. Because of this day Bob is free to say all the stupid shit he wants and we free to laugh at him. Eat two burgers to celebrate, one for America and one for Bob.

Say, anyone smells a Ratt?

The 1 Following is DiscussingFilm.

Dan Floss did a little noticing too.

After many, many months the prodigal tard has returned! TeamImpossible now has one follower but they are protected.

https://twitter.com/TheTriple9

I don't believe that it's his alt because, one, triple9 actually bothered to put a banner up and choose a pfp and, two, it looks like they went protected a few hours ago after shitting up the replies of Razorfist and the former rookie of the year would never let MAGAchuds scare him into hiding.

 

[BaconBoobs]

Just found out one of my favorite YouTubers, Civvie11, took a potshot at MovieBob in his Half Life video but cut it to avoid drama. Even still, that was extremely satisfying.

The joke was something like "I have the same problem with games inspired by Half-Life as I do with MovieBob, in that I think they took the wrong lesson from things." Followed by a picture of his infamous eugenics tweet.

Civvie is a normal old school liberal the type libtards like Bob tend to call alt-right these days. The boomer shooter guy is best staying clear of idiots like Blob. Movie Bob is an irrelavent lolcow with a dying youtube channel not worth Civvie's time.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

DisneyBob has a nice ring to it.

 

[TopTierHealer]

Civvie is a normal old school liberal the type libtards like Bob tend to call alt-right these days. The boomer shooter guy is best staying clear of idiots like Blob. Movie Bob is an irrelavent lolcow with a dying youtube channel not worth Civvie's time.

What a time to be alive. Civvie, like The Critical Drinker are socially liberal, fiscally conservative at best. They are the average guy from 90's which now is enough to be called a fascist these days.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Assume for the moment a female-type person actually demonstrates some attraction to Bob.

There are some things that man was not meant to imagine.