Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

Spends more than a year shrieking about masking, vaxxing, casting derision on the "trash" that don't want to follow along in this performance theater, never leaves the house, and still catches the Wu-Flu.

Doesn't anyone find his nonchalance in the video strange? -- "It's okay; I'm not dying; I've been vaxed and boosted to hell and back. It sucks but c'est la vie". Comparing to his customary rage -- Trump murdered millions of people reeee!!!! I have a chronic immunocompromised condition!!! If I catch the coof my mom might die too!!!! -- leads me to conclude that he contracted the virus through some very woke sources, most likely those queers who are making Chris's movie. Seth Dexter, the so-called director of that thing, is also very silent.

Oh, here are some very juicy stories he posted.

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The suspect in the Chicago Highland Park shooting was a white rapper called Bobby Crimo, who according to a friend was drugged out of reality (reminds you of someone else called Bobby?)

If the left wants conquer the "darkweb", their most urgent thing is to learn to meme.



Now comes the big Thinkers.

None of Bobby and friend's example: medicine, airplanes, and corrective glasses are "unnatural" contraptions that "break" or "defy" natural laws, the way Jesus calming the storm was. At most human being manipulate nature. Also, everybody relies on their held beliefs to function.


Let's see how your Angels like Luke Lockhart and Nymphomachy "party" 10 years from now.

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Once again, only a Wendy's -- or was it Arby's? -- that was burnt down.



Fortunately many things on the list can be neutralized with a gun (or cyanide, in the case of jews).

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Petitions are serious business. How many signature did "Impeach Trump" got?


Groomer gonna groom.


Museum goers are getting more discerning:




If gas prices goes higher you can just walk or ride a horse.


Warren Buffet is going to destroy Elon Musk.

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M-she-U:

Yes, this sequence looks fucking, fucking stupid.



No fucking idea:


Bobby's sore that people actually prefer Minions to Dykeyear.



It is just two characters talking in an casual diner, then walk to the counter to pay the bill, then walk across the street and enter a bank. It is nothing to speak of even if live-action.

Bob claims the Erza Miller controversy has made surprisingly slim appearances in right wing media circles, so Bob posits this might be more of a nontreversy than public opinion might think.

Ooh so Bobby thinks right-wing media is a reliable guide on public opinion?

Bob thinks Ezra hitting a woman with a chair and choking another is a non issue? Why am I not surprised.

Bobby always considered the fact that Miller appeared in DCEU was worst than all his real-life crimes, but his animosity towards Miller did noticeably soften once the pedophile allegations surfaced. I wonder why.

 

[MarineN*423543]

Blob got covid? I hope the ADE finally does him in

well we know how resilient cockroaches are, specially the lolcow ones

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Doesn't anyone find his nonchalance in the video strange? -- "It's okay; I'm not dying; I've been vaxed and boosted to hell and back. It sucks but c'est la vie". Comparing to his customary rage -- Trump murdered millions of people reeee!!!! I have a chronic immunocompromised condition!!! If I catch the coof my mom might die too!!!! -- leads me to conclude that he contracted the virus through some very woke sources, most likely those queers who are making Chris's movie. Seth Dexter, the so-called director of that thing, is also very silent.

I was gonna say that I'm not actually aware of him doing his retarded rhetoric outside of Twitter but remembered some old game overthinker video of him saying we should wipe out people he doesn't like. The only reason I can think of him not going all out now is that he's far more conscious of what he says in certain formats. A tweet can either be deleted or dismissed as some sort of joke. Video of him saying Trumpsuckers are not people and should be forcibly removed from society becomes a soundbite.

 

[Toxinophile]

Doesn't anyone find his nonchalance in the video strange? -- "It's okay; I'm not dying; I've been vaxed and boosted to hell and back. It sucks but c'est la vie". Comparing to his customary rage -- Trump murdered millions of people reeee!!!! I have a chronic immunocompromised condition!!! If I catch the coof my mom might die too!!!! -- leads me to conclude that he contracted the virus through some very woke sources, most likely those queers who are making Chris's movie. Seth Dexter, the so-called director of that thing, is also very silent.

Bob has never been the most expressive autist I feel. In all of his skits or videos I've never heard him yell much at all. He would often instead raise his voice in a authoritative manner to sound shocked or exasperated.

Though it could be simply that Bob is trying to keep his voice low, as to not disturb his "neighbors" upstairs.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

It is just two characters talking in an casual diner, then walk to the counter to pay the bill, then walk across the street and enter a bank. It is nothing to speak of even if live-action

You mean they did a long shot for a movie that was made in a computer?!? I had to double check that this was a cgi movie because I thought I missed something. Nobody would be amazed by the fact that an animated movie, let alone a computer generated one, where you can do anything and position the camera where ever you want did an unbroken shot, right? This isn't Fantasia where they painstakingly hand animated each cell. This isn't Goodfeellas walking through the Copacabana. This is The Bad Guys from DreamWorks. Acting like this is some kind of marvel of movie making sadly on par for someone claiming to be a pop culture/movie critic.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

i have to admit this is based on Bob's blatant selective misogyny towards MAGAnaise Ghoulen women plus his one time he said that when he finds out his "type" (Tall hot librarians) are MAGAnaise Ghoulen, it instantly kills his boner.

Hey now, that's totally unfair. His obesity probably killed his boner stone dead years ago.

Yeah, I'd love to live in a non-authoritarian regime like they want, where one would only get shot for teaching a kid about Jesus, or about two genders, or about how their body is theirs and they don't have take it up the ass weekly from the school's official drag queen.

Groomer gonna groom.

No. Stop implying you were molested, Bob. Your unfuckability is a universal constant.

Spoiler: Addendum: Please wait while I laugh at the fact that Bob got Covid.

Note: I do not look (much) like Magic Hitler in Russian. I just feel like him.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Petitions are serious business. How many signature did "Impeach Trump" got?
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Interestingly enough, I've noticed that the one Supreme Court justice that's taking all the flak is Clarence Thomas. Not Brett Kavanaugh, not John Roberts, not Sam Alito. The one black man on the court is the one whose head they're gunning for. I guess the old saw is true: scratch a leftist, find a racist.

 

[OutInTheRain]

I find Blob to be endlessly fascinating. How one man, can over the course of a lifetime, make every single bad choice, be wrong nearly every single time. And never, ever think for a moment..."Maybe it's me?" Blobbo is the archetype of the failed male, and I consider myself fortunate to live in an era where they will literally document every errant thought for the world to see.

 

[Wormy]

Blob got covid?

In the words of Basil Fawlty, "Let's hope it's nothing trivial."

 

[Flexo]

This may be one of the dumbest things I've ever read. Batman, Superman, Captain Marvel/Shazam, Spider-man...

It's infamous how many superheroes out there lack parents. WTF thinks it's a reference to Orphan Black???

 

[DaBigBopper]

>Bob going off on Catholics for pedophiles

One Monastery in Penn is supposedly just a den of homos and you can track where the fags come from based on that location like furries with HIV based upon who they follow on twitter. The Elephant in the room is that homos want to molest kids, trying to cause them to repress themselves only works for so long. Letting them out of the closest doesn't work either cause then you get the scenarios where gay men adopted kids to molest building up to a child sex slave ring and then dykes abuse the kid into trooning out.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Cue the "I am very grateful to have been vaxxed and triple boosted or who knows what may have happened" speel. If his old, obese, sedentary, "chronic immunocompromised condition" having ass can survive Corona-Chan's kiss then I am convinced that Covid is nothing more than the flu.

It's burning itself out, I had it a few months ago and it was pretty much just a bad flu. But for a week or so afterwards, my head was foggy and I said and did some dumb shit (Lot of dumb mistakes at work) because my thoughts slowed down. With Bob, we probably won't notice the difference but I hope this leads to some fun moments.

Also, will not updating for two weeks screw Bob over for the algorithm?

 

[BubbleButt]

Do you think MatPat only keeps Bob around because he probably charges about 50 bucks for his work?

 

[make_it_so]

Do you think MatPat only keeps Bob around because he probably charges about 50 bucks for his work?

You're assuming Bob is demanding terms for his pay, and not just desperately taking whatever table scraps MatPat is offering.

 

[Positron]

You aren't children right? So don't watch Whor. In fact, don't watch MCU.

I've only ever seen the word "diegetic" referring to music in films, not "ways". But then I don't have a Film and Digital Media degree.


So what Bobby means to say with this turgid word salad is that there is a song with a special significance in the movie. Truly a milestone in the history of cinema.

MOS understands how Bobby watches movies.


Oh my mistake. The whole thing is a gag! Bobby is so funny!


BTW, Mark Hamill said something dumb again.


OK, let's get back to Whor.

I just hope the oven-dodger Whor dies.





Bobby and gang drool at She Hulk.

Ugh!

Indeed, what would video games be today if breast physics were never invented?

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The Dems need your money.

 

[Red Hood]

Bob got the coof. Well that's a brilliant stroke of irony.

God loves and blesses KiwiFarms.

 

[RockVolnutt]

You aren't children right? So don't watch Whor. In fact, don't watch MCU.
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I've only ever seen the word "diegetic" referring to music in films, not "ways". But then I don't have a Film and Digital Media degree.

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So what Bobby means to say with this turgid word salad is that there is a song with a special significance in the movie. Truly a milestone in the history of cinema.

MOS understands how Bobby watches movies.
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Oh my mistake. The whole thing is a gag! Bobby is so funny!
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BTW, Mark Hamill said something dumb again.
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OK, let's get back to Whor.
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I just hope the oven-dodger Whor dies.

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Bobby and gang drool at She Hulk.
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Ugh!

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Indeed, what would video games be today if breast physics were never invented?
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It's mildly interesting seeing the reviews for Whor come in since the consensus seems to be the tone of the movie and the themes clash really badly. Not that it's surprising since Marvel Studios keeps hiring comedy writers right off of comedies like Rick & Morty, Community, and the Office to adapt stories that traditionally were action/adventures set in a cynical depiction of reality. No really, She-Hulk for example is literally being written by the writer for Pickle Rick.

Spoiler: Common critic complaint with Thor 4

Basically the issue is it has the same tone as Thor Ragnarok but bafflingly they decided to adapt Jane Foster's cancer from the comics despite being the oddest thing for them to do. So you have this bizarrely camp movie where the plotline's about somebody dying of cancer and it's ultimately pointless since she gets killed regardless.

Oh yeah and if you want to know why Bob's doing "Phase 4 all makes sense", it's nothing new. It's just there's a kid at one point in the movie and Bob's continuing his asinine idea that Phase 4 is about young consoomers being given powers for being loyal to the brand and him projecting himself onto people half his age or younger.

 

[Bush King]

Oh yeah and if you want to know why Bob's doing "Phase 4 all makes sense", it's nothing new. It's just there's a kid at one point in the movie and Bob's continuing his asinine idea that Phase 4 is about young consoomers being given powers for being loyal to the brand and him projecting himself onto people half his age or younger.

It's both hilarious and scary to think there are kids out there "loyal" to a brand that started as they were born.

 

[RockVolnutt]

It's both hilarious and scary to think there are kids out there "loyal" to a brand that started as they were born.

That's the thing about it though, it's not really in the MCU and mostly Bob projecting. You can absolutely force yourself to see it but it requires ignoring different writers on these things to treat them like they're the sole product of "Mr. Disney" who does 4D chess and then lowering yourself to Bob's level to do things like how he equates America Chavez with the country America because he's too dumb to realize that's an actual name or how she wasn't aware of any of these people until incredibly recently. He did the same thing with the Star Wars sequels where he equated Rey to a hyper fangirl even though she only knew the OT cast for about a week.

Now you can make an argument Bob's not alone and there actually are young consoomers with this mindset but I think he's just acting out that "I could be Mario" fantasy he had as a teenager which he seemingly never abandoned. There probably are more people self-inserting but Bob's skills as a critic are still shit.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

That's the thing about it though, it's not really in the MCU and mostly Bob projecting. You can absolutely force yourself to see it but it requires ignoring different writers on these things to treat them like they're the sole product of "Mr. Disney" who does 4D chess and then lowering yourself to Bob's level to do things like how he equates America Chavez with the country America because he's too dumb to realize that's an actual name or how she wasn't aware of any of these people until incredibly recently. He did the same thing with the Star Wars sequels where he equated Rey to a hyper fangirl even though she only knew the OT cast for about a week.

Now you can make an argument Bob's not alone and there actually are young consoomers with this mindset but I think he's just acting out that "I could be Mario" fantasy he had as a teenager which he seemingly never abandoned. There probably are more people self-inserting but Bob's skills as a critic are still shit.

Much like "Spider-Man is ruled by his insecurities", when Bob likes something it's because he was able to project himself onto the hero. In the case of Joker, it hit too close to home and so he hated it.