Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Koby_Fish]

From what I heard about the farmers' protests, it's even worse than the government wanting to ban them from using certain fertilizers. They want to buy their land so they can build new residential areas where right now food is grown. It should be pretty obvious why that's a bad thing, but Movieblob probably believes that food grows in supermarkets, pre-packaged and all.

Grown in supermarkets in California. Who needs broccoli from Wyoming? Or corn from Nebraska? We have avocados and strawberries from California!

Jumping ahead...

In these two posts, Moviebob perfectly explains why Moviebob deserve to fail. Moviebob is a legitimately evil entity.

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"BY the ruling class"? You mean multi-billionaires

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Retweeted by Eugnicsbob. Failed logic on display from tetines90: When successful, abortions will always result in a minimum mortality rate of 50%.


Also retweeted by Eugnicsbob. And, I'm probably wrong on this, aren't the states with the most generous maternity leave benefits (or the states that "pay women to be stay-at-home mommies") all run by Democrats?

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I can't believe the worst former member of Escapist Magazine, the most embarrassing former member of ScrewAttack, and the Film Theorists' biggest hiring mistake would chime in on Musk, Trump, DeSantis, and Rogan.


Further evidence that genuine thinkers are willing to do research. A Thinker™ like Moviebob doesn't because, as we've seen ad infinitum, Bob hates being proven wrong.

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You forgot the TM after "Thinkers", Positron.

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I'm not sure Moviebob's advocating for eugenics because Bob's makes no mention of abortion. In saying "we do not NEED more people [...] what we NEED is [...] there to be as many as we WANT", my inference is that Bob is subtly advocating any combination of genocide and/or deportation.

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No, Bob. That's called Major League Soccer.

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8. Human decency.
9. Self-awareness.
10. Empathy.
11. Money management.
12. Facing valid criticisms.


3. Dehumanization.
4. Professional victimhood.
5. Character assassination.

They're talking about the mortality rate for the woman seeking the abortion. As if coathangers or "a crone with a twig" (mentioned in the movie Rob Roy, which if Bob saw it, he should mention this at some point in context) will be employed en masse, with fatal results. Because after all, they said this will get PEOPLE killed, and neither Bob nor the person he's retwatting, believes the Fetuses are People.

Right but Bob missed the point of the scene even more than that. He says it's the side of the movie and audience that the scene is awesome because you're seeing these people killed. It's not. Firth's character shows epic remorse at what he was forced to do even to these objectively bad people. His will is stolen from him. He dislikes the church at the start but he laments what he was made to do to them anyway. The great action is undercut by how Firth and the entire church had no control. They never attacked him for any reasons that justified his defense to kill all of them they were as helpless as he was. Even Samuel L. Jackson's character can't bare to watch the violence he's setting off and never tries to justify it by who was involved, he was merely setting up both sides to kill each other, as you note Firth survives but he kills him anyway and he would've killed any survivor from the church too. The victim wasn't chosen just because it's one of the few acceptable choices of who to show being slaughtered like that but also so even though they suck Firth still is remorseful showing how good he is even after you see him kill all those people.

It's funny to compare to that thing about literature and "empathy" that Bob retweeted the other day because if you replace Firth with Bob he'd see who he killed and say "oh, well that was an objectively good thing" rather than feel he was violated to do evil.



"One man, one vote, one time." - Edward Djerejian being critical of authoritarian regimes Robert Chipman approvingly on how his own country should act

Funny that he just whined an account off Twitter (you have to put "parody" in the profile) for alleging he's a Nazi when he approves of what Hitler (among others) literally did to his political opponents upon being handed power after failing at elections multiple times.

Oh holy shit I never saw that movie, so yeah oh my god Bob's take on it is way the fuck worse than I thought. Either he forgot, is deliberately ignoring that plot point of the dude having no control and being forced to do all that killing for the sake of "LOL MAGAnaise Ghoulen DOWN" ends-justify-the-means wet dream, or he never understood it in the first place.

Bob's a narcissist or has heavily narc traits, and plus has autism to some degree, so his capacity for empathy is limited. His love is conditional. It would vanish the second his niece or nephew decides to vote "GQP" because the Democrats suck and made shit worse.

Whor won the box office and so did Dr. Strange 2! Take that, Film Twitter!
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Taika Waititi and Tessa Thompson pore over some Whor screenshots and clips and pretend to laugh at their fakeness.
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Bobby tries to pull a blatant lie hoping people don't notice it.
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Anyone who watched the clip can see for themselves that the blue rock monster wasn't the only thing they ripped on. They also marvelled at the how Hemsworth's and Thompson's characters seemed to exist in a different focal plane from the rest of their respective scene -- the latter in casual clothes no less.

MCU cheap out on CGI and get what they paid for (archive of article). But guess what?
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Bobby resents being told to "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!"
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Do you trust this man on what is good for your kids?
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Oh just in case you missed this part?
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Nah, just another Monday in Iran. If Bobby followed global cinema at all he would be no more surprised at this than another Wendy's getting burned down in Portland. And how dare this white ass criticize Iranian culture?

The Overthinker "remasters" keep coming. Are you excited?
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Bobby the master strategist tells us how to "Think Big" and deal with the Election college:
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Non-specific nuttery between Bobby and Brian Coulombe.
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Twitter defends pedophiles from exposure, and sluts from shaming.
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Bobby dispenses his wisdom on something he is intimately familiar with: masculinity.
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Wrestling.
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How the FUCK does Bob think the Democrats are going to unilaterally, singlehandedly seize power from Red State "GQP"? I mean I know he's dreaming in technicolor but holy shit. Go to war indeed, but I don't think it'll be the war, or outcome, that Bob expects.

OK so it's not at all surprising that BOB does NOT understand "immersion".
Video games are not immersive, Bob? I BEG TO FUCKING DIFFER. Especially if playing an RPG (which I understand bob is not a fan of and hardly ever plays) such as any Final Fantasy.

This is the fucking definition of IMMERSION, BOB:

 

[blablabla]

Blobbo Is getting retardier by the week

 

[JayHarrison]

Oh just in case you missed this part?
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How about "no"?

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The Overthinker "remasters" keep coming. Are you excited?

See my immediately previous response.

Bobby the master strategist tells us how to "Think Big" and deal with the Election college:
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Could someone please remind Moviebob, self-appointed Thinker™, which side of the political spectrum has the higher density of legally-owned guns? (Hint: It's not the Blue Team.)

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Non-specific nuttery between Bobby and Brian Coulombe.
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Let's apply Coulombe's own words here: ""When the ONLY way for someone to be happy is if they make someone else suffer, [they] should not be allowed to be happy." Moviebob has openly stated time after time (after time... after time... after time!) that Bob takes pleasure in seeing people suffer for not voting for Führaa Hillary. Ergo, Moviebob should not be allowed happiness of any kind.

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That's California, dipshit! When properly installed and maintained (meaning zero compliance to the standards set forty by the Green New Scam) Texas could easily be self-sufficient in regards to energy indepencence.

 

[ChampFantana]

Blobbo Is getting retardier by the week

I agree. His inability to avoid repeating himself ad infinitum speaks volumes about how little thought passes through the infinite void between his ears.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Blobbo Is getting retardier by the week

The diabetes must be attacking his brain more frequently than we first thought.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

God, wait until Bob hears about the Boxer Rebellion and how a bunch of superstitious Chinks murdered a bunch of Christians and Missionaries for superstitious and xenophobic reasons. The entire thing was further exaggerated because of the Empress Dowager Cixi and court Eunuchs being terrified of losing influence due to Christians attacking shit like foot binding and folk cures that couldn’t hold up to scientific scrutiny.

Something tells me he would hear about it through someone else’s play through of Bioshock Infinite and assume the events portrayed in the game were accurate.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

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I know this is a bit late at this point but holy shit is Blob stupid. He really thinks he is some deep philosopher but he is a mentally stunted fat ass.

Slashed the throats of the gods...what a fucking retard.

 

[Tronathon242]

I know this is a bit late at this point but holy shit is Blob stupid. He really thinks he is some deep philosopher but he is a mentally stunted fat ass.

Slashed the throats of the gods...what a fucking retard.

Apparently hot air balloons didn't already partially accomplish said throat slashing. But that's a really telling statement from his anti-theist perspective. It's not that he's atheistic, he genuinely hates the idea of deities. Would also explain his eagerness to see Thor made into a bumbling idiot instead of the warrior with a skull smashing hammer that he ought to be.

And another point I want to make towards Bobert's hanger-ons: annihilation of the "enemy party" has never been a thing in America. Even after the War Between the States, there wasn't a massive purge of all the Johnny Rebs in the South or the Democratic Party for being the main instigator of secession. Call me crazy, but last time I checked, that sounds more like Soviet Russia, Maoist China, and the Third Reich. I'm not exactly sure how you can seriously claim to be fighting for a democracy that only has has one side of the political spectrum represented.

Something tells me he would hear about it through someone else’s play through of Bioshock Infinite and assume the events portrayed in the game were accurate.

More likely he saw the opening summary on Wikipedia and then had to crack open another beer and fire off 50 more tweets.

 

[blablabla]

this lard ass knows about tomas de aquino and how he searching for god invented a entire school of tought

 

[Flexo]

Bob doesn't understand why Sri Lanka, Holland, and USA don't have fully robot-automated farms yet. He has NO clue this payment is a one-timer because the Blob is used to the USA paying farmers constantly to 1) not grow crops and 2) dump surplus crops in the waste system.
Also gotta love how Bob transplants his ideas of GQP/right wing politics onto other countries for the purposes of finding MAGAnaise Ghouls outside the USA to blame for all the problems and then subsequently suggest their liquidation for the alleged betterment of mankind and the ecosystem.

I see red whenever he goes off on about "millionaire" farmers. Never mind that 99% of the time, those 'millions' are tied up in land and equipment (seriously, look up what it would take to buy a combine harvester sometime) and are in no way liquid or really "useable" as a smooth-brain idiot like him thinks of money.

I am being dead serious here, but if Bob really was serious about trying to find success and fame as a youtuber, he could make a FORTUNE doing "Today Bob Learns..." and filming himself trying stuff. Go on, admit how much you would pay to watch a livestream of Bob actually trying to farm for a day.

But that would require a true sense of humility and we all know that despite the self-deprecating jokes, deep down Bob would never let himself be humiliated or the butt of jokes - no matter how much money or pussy it would earn him.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Bob reminds me of a guy I worked with at my first job. A bit, actually, since the guy I'm talking about was actually a nice guy and not an asshole. He just loved to talk, over and over, if you wrote down every single word he said in a day you could get a short novel on a week.

The woefully underused word for such a person is "blatherskite" - someone who talks a lot without saying anything of sense.

because the small number of elites in the Inner Party hate the middle class most of all and dedicate the bulk of their time and energy tormenting and terrorizing them for sport.

I stand by my statement that that seems a pretty sweet deal to the ones doing the terrorizing or anyone dumb enough to convince themselves they will be in that position. Hell, that king-of-the-ruins mentality seems to be the entire plan of orgs like the WEF.

If I'm tired enough for a nap I just lie down. I don't stop to mug for the camera and tell people how I worked so hard I need beddy bye. This is the face of a man who prioritizes dopamine asspats over sleep.

It reminds me of something from a decade and a half ago....

Spoiler: ... when it was less embarrassing to admit you read Penny Arcade.

 

[Flexo]

The woefully underused word for such a person is "blatherskite" - someone who talks a lot without saying anything of sense.

No way, that's a real word?? I thought it was just made up for Ducktales.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

No way, that's a real word?? I thought it was just made up for Ducktales.

No, it's a real word. And amusingly NOT used by the character who'd be most likely to because it's originally Scottish.

 

[Koby_Fish]

The diabetes must be attacking his brain more frequently than we first thought.

and the booze. Don't forget the booze. This kid claimed he got blackout drunk in hotel lobbies, ffs. There's no way doing that over and over again, plus having rum for with breakfast, or drinking hipster beer in sufficient quantities EVERY day like the literally raging alcoholic he is, to maintain a 16 hour 'rage-buzz', didn't colossally fuck up his memory beyond all repair. The fact that he's pretty much juiced all-day every day (well when he's "working", anyway) is probably why he's doing dumb shit like repeat himself and not edit it out of his vidjas. Not only is it affecting his memory, it's affected the quality of his videos since day one.

Apparently hot air balloons didn't already partially accomplish said throat slashing. But that's a really telling statement from his anti-theist perspective. It's not that he's atheistic, he genuinely hates the idea of deities. Would also explain his eagerness to see Thor made into a bumbling idiot instead of the warrior with a skull smashing hammer that he ought to be.

And another point I want to make towards Bobert's hanger-ons: annihilation of the "enemy party" has never been a thing in America. Even after the War Between the States, there wasn't a massive purge of all the Johnny Rebs in the South or the Democratic Party for being the main instigator of secession. Call me crazy, but last time I checked, that sounds more like Soviet Russia, Maoist China, and the Third Reich. I'm not exactly sure how you can seriously claim to be fighting for a democracy that only has has one side of the political spectrum represented.

More likely he saw the opening summary on Wikipedia and then had to crack open another beer and fire off 50 more tweets.

It also sounds like EVERY COMMUNIST EVER, despite Bob claiming he's NOT a communist. (Just like he claims he's not a fedora-tipper)

I see red whenever he goes off on about "millionaire" farmers. Never mind that 99% of the time, those 'millions' are tied up in land and equipment (seriously, look up what it would take to buy a combine harvester sometime) and are in no way liquid or really "useable" as a smooth-brain idiot like him thinks of money.

I am being dead serious here, but if Bob really was serious about trying to find success and fame as a youtuber, he could make a FORTUNE doing "Today Bob Learns..." and filming himself trying stuff. Go on, admit how much you would pay to watch a livestream of Bob actually trying to farm for a day.

But that would require a true sense of humility and we all know that despite the self-deprecating jokes, deep down Bob would never let himself be humiliated or the butt of jokes - no matter how much money or pussy it would earn him.

Bob's too much of a narcissist/exceptional individual to admit he learned anything that wasn't pointless media trivia. And even then, that's a stretch that he would admit he learned something about media, because OMG IT'S HIS JERB. HE IS PRO WORSHIP AT HIS FEET FOR HIS KNOWLEDGE, FRIENDO!

No way, that's a real word?? I thought it was just made up for Ducktales.

No, it's a real word. And amusingly NOT used by the character who'd be most likely to because it's originally Scottish.

Fenton Crackshell/Gizmo Duck!
Hey, isn't Bob a fan of Ducktales (the original)? He pastes enough clips or screenshots of it in some of his videos. Maybe he thought "blatherskite" was made up for Ducktales too. Or even if he knew it was a real word or its definition, he's too self-unaware to apply it to himself.

I knew it was a word, because I'd heard it before Ducktales.

 

[Spud gun]

I am being dead serious here, but if Bob really was serious about trying to find success and fame as a youtuber, he could make a FORTUNE doing "Today Bob Learns..." and filming himself trying stuff. Go on, admit how much you would pay to watch a livestream of Bob actually trying to farm for a day.

Let's be real, Blob wouldn't last an hour doing any job that requires physical activity. The only real question is what would make him quit first, him sperging out, heart attack or diebeetus.

 

[A Random]

I ain't pretending Bob isn't a melted braintard but his belief that Dahir Inshaat hydroponics could fulfill all our farming needs and the Moon wheat slip makes me believe he misunderstands and underestimates the national needs of farming as something that doesn't require as much space. In short: that piled up California farms could feed the Pacific coast and some other state can feed the Atlantic coast and thus no need for Kansas farms.

To him, Kansas mostly feeds itself and its surroundings, not him at all. Because of that, getting rid of its farms and replacing it with Jurassic Park or Mexican Refugee Villages would work out just fine. Nevermind that a lot of companies he cares about probably WANT Kansas farms.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

seriously, look up what it would take to buy a combine harvester sometime

You stupid sexy brobot, damning me to think of The Wurzels and getting their song stuck in my head. May you all suffer the same fate.

 

[Dr J]

It also sounds like EVERY COMMUNIST EVER, despite Bob claiming he's NOT a communist. (Just like he claims he's not a fedora-tipper)

Hate to nitpick but he's not a communist, though. He's a remorseless fascist. He wants the iron grip of the state over all things without even the pretence that the wealth will be shared among the peasants. He loves Globalism Inc. and his corporate monopolies.

I mean, the communist useful idiots at least have some expectation that, if their perfect communist utopia is built, the 1% will be torn down and they all will become rich. Blob doesn't want the 1% to be torn down, he wants to be the 1%, he just doesn't actually want to put in the hard work and effort, as well as business sense, it would take to become that 1%.

I am being dead serious here, but if Bob really was serious about trying to find success and fame as a youtuber, he could make a FORTUNE doing "Today Bob Learns..." and filming himself trying stuff. Go on, admit how much you would pay to watch a livestream of Bob actually trying to farm for a day.

I think his lack of ambition, cowardice and lack of business savvy is actually what makes him not as great a cow as he could be. Imagine if he actually tried to stream games or some shit? Or imagine if he tried to do, like DSP did, and actually film himself preparing some of his cooking abominations? He'd provide so much hilarious free entertainment.

But of course, deep down, he knows he'd be humiliated so he doesn't dare consider any of these things. I mean, does he even mention Brick by Brick any more, after his autobiography disguised as a Mario 3 playthrough exposed him to be an utter lolcow? Does he even dress up as Mario or Captain N after people widely circulated those pictures and still, to this day, laugh at them?

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

Hate to nitpick but he's not a communist, though. He's a remorseless fascist. He wants the iron grip of the state over all things without even the pretence that the wealth will be shared among the peasants. He loves Globalism Inc. and his corporate monopolies.

I mean, the communist useful idiots at least have some expectation that, if their perfect communist utopia is built, the 1% will be torn down and they all will become rich. Blob doesn't want the 1% to be torn down, he wants to be the 1%, he just doesn't actually want to put in the hard work and effort, as well as business sense, it would take to become that 1%.

This is a logic that would have functioned very well in the 30s, when these ideologies were still in direct competition for power in the immediate future. 100 years later, the benefit of hindsight has shown us that the boundaries between these ideologies has been broken down by their inevitable tendencies to end up in the same political territory.

Bob would be a perfect figure to introduce as a demagogue at the tail end of a socialist revolution to push the movement towards violence on behalf of his vision, while still being incompetent enough to dispose of the instant it's time for the real power politics to start.

This is the busted myth of the libertarian socialist who really wants to destroy the capitalist power structure without replacing it; they get murdered and deposed by the real power players hiding in their movements the moment it becomes possible. Every time.

I think his lack of ambition, cowardice and lack of business savvy is actually what makes him not as great a cow as he could be. Imagine if he actually tried to stream games or some shit? Or imagine if he tried to do, like DSP did, and actually film himself preparing some of his cooking abominations? He'd provide so much hilarious free entertainment.

But of course, deep down, he knows he'd be humiliated so he doesn't dare consider any of these things. I mean, does he even mention Brick by Brick any more, after his autobiography disguised as a Mario 3 playthrough exposed him to be an utter lolcow? Does he even dress up as Mario or Captain N after people widely circulated those pictures and still, to this day, laugh at them?

That's 100% what it is, and I think on some level he knows it; Bob exists in a tiny bubble of thought that supports his ability to believe in his rightful intellectual position. Reality is like an electric fence and every time he wanders too far from his barn, some big embarrassment like Lindsay comes along to shock him back into self-submission.

Bad Blobby; your place is to download the NPC programming, you are denied the power to upload your own.

 

[Dr J]

This is a logic that would have functioned very well in the 30s, when these ideologies were still in direct competition for power in the immediate future. 100 years later, the benefit of hindsight has shown us that the boundaries between these ideologies has been broken down by their inevitable tendencies to end up in the same political territory.

Yeah, they all end up the same. But, for the benefit of semantics or whatever you want to call it, Blob's useful idiocy is different from the useful idiocy of a Berniebro or Breadtuber. The latter claim to care about the plight of the working man whereas Blob absolutely despises the working class and makes no secret of it. He's an establishment cocksucker. He doesn't want to tear down the system and build a 'better' one. He wants, essentially, what he's getting. He just wants the mayonnaise ghouls and the MAGA chuds to stop resisting and he wants to be in charge of, or at least play a key part in, the system