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After picking themselves up from the tremors they'd all go back to looking at their phones. Bob would follow shortly after.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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They'd hide their snacks.
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Considering this is what Bob does to other people CONSTANTLY, I will never stop savoring these moments of "misunderstanding."
All those years in Catholic school, Bob never picked up the lesson, "first remove the plank from your own eye..."
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Oh! Now I get it.
First minute in and I know why Bob loves this film.
He really identifies with the main character.
First minute in and I know why Bob loves this film.
He really identifies with the main character.
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Blob's own videos are pretty low effort so I don't see why anyone should put much effort into critiquing him.
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presumably, the KIND of PEOPLE who also READ cheap tawdry TABLOIDS
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Well when they see the eclipse coming at them I'd hope they'd reflect on how they wasted their lives.
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Sure. Then again, Moviebob's already mentioned severa unmentionable-on-Twitter acts, and he Bob's yet to receive any punishment for it.
As well as their disdain toward Moviebob.
The Episcopal Church is also a non-Islamic faction, so Moviebob doesn't care what happens to them (or pretty much anyone else).
Technofascist film critic with trash taste in food chides Matt Walsh for eating at a Chipotle restaurant (decensored):
About that 10-year-old whose pregnancy was terminated in Indiana (decensored):
Observe how Moviebob, as per usual, blames Believers™ for this girl's plight in having to cross state lines for her procedure. Also observe that Moviebob, Thinker™ that it is, has conducted litereally zero research on the story: Her pregnancy was caused as the result of being raped by a Mexican national, yet Bob doesn't spend a single keystroke admonishing the illegal immigrant's actions (details via Daily Mail UK).
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"So you have a new Bob tweet for me?"
-"Yes sir I do, and let me tell you he's dumber than ever!"
"Oh, okay?"
-"Just real... He's not smart at all, this guy."
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Leave it to Bob to come off worse than Dovere and Matt fucking Walsh. That's TALENT. In the same way the ability to eat your own asshole is a talent.
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Bob, you stupid fuck.Moviebob said:
Google, what percent of Americans support a total ban on abortion. Also, Google, what's the current US population?
also what is 37% of 332,403,650?Google said:
Bob, what do you want to do to 122,989,350.5 people in order to remove them from "the civilized world" and why is it the same thing white ethnonationalists want to do, just with a different "lottery" for who gets "peacefully resettled".Google said:
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Frens, I wanna crush skulls.
I was hoping beyond hope that Bob wouldn't notice or comment on the shit show coming out of Ohio but alas we do live in Clown World. I can't show you what I mean because the site is being all screwy and isn't letting me post images no matter what I do. If you're unaware, let me ruin you. On July 1st some activist abortion doctor told the Indiana Star, a new paper, that she performed an abortion on a 10 year old from Ohio who was raped by an unnamed man. It was a story with no evidence other than "totes believe it" and came right on the heels of SCOTUS striking down Roe. Most people bought it but some questioned it. Flash forward to July 13, yesterday, and FUCKING BAM! an arrest was made and the guy admitted to raping her at least twice. You can find the running updates here.
There's so much fuckery going on dudes...
Here's a quick rundown that was made the day before the arrest was made for those who don't want to wade through the thread though the thread is more detailed.
What pisses me off more than anything is that none of them, including the bitch doctor who instead of reporting to the authorities the rape of a child went to the media (she's in hiding right now you get what you fucking deserve), ever seemed to care about her. They all cared that because Roe was smacked down this girl couldn't get an abortion in Ohio, something the Attorney General of Ohio said was false BEFORE there was any proof that this story was true which makes my head pound just thinking about the flow of all of this, and Republicans would've made her carry the baby to term because they're evil. Now that the story is shown to have truth to it their focus is now on how the poor bitch activist abortion doctor who got on her grandstand and told the media about her heroics is in danger and how the AG of Ohio is an idiot who can't read his own laws because the abortion law doesn't say anything about a 10 year old rape victim. Bob retweeted both of these points from different people and I can only imagine what big brain dunk he's gonna try to do tomorrow. You cannot convince me these faggots give two shits about some poor girl who was probably trafficked to Ohio then literally trafficked to Indiana and was used by every adult in authority over her.
I was hoping beyond hope that Bob wouldn't notice or comment on the shit show coming out of Ohio but alas we do live in Clown World. I can't show you what I mean because the site is being all screwy and isn't letting me post images no matter what I do. If you're unaware, let me ruin you. On July 1st some activist abortion doctor told the Indiana Star, a new paper, that she performed an abortion on a 10 year old from Ohio who was raped by an unnamed man. It was a story with no evidence other than "totes believe it" and came right on the heels of SCOTUS striking down Roe. Most people bought it but some questioned it. Flash forward to July 13, yesterday, and FUCKING BAM! an arrest was made and the guy admitted to raping her at least twice. You can find the running updates here.
There's so much fuckery going on dudes...
Here's a quick rundown that was made the day before the arrest was made for those who don't want to wade through the thread though the thread is more detailed.
What pisses me off more than anything is that none of them, including the bitch doctor who instead of reporting to the authorities the rape of a child went to the media (she's in hiding right now you get what you fucking deserve), ever seemed to care about her. They all cared that because Roe was smacked down this girl couldn't get an abortion in Ohio, something the Attorney General of Ohio said was false BEFORE there was any proof that this story was true which makes my head pound just thinking about the flow of all of this, and Republicans would've made her carry the baby to term because they're evil. Now that the story is shown to have truth to it their focus is now on how the poor bitch activist abortion doctor who got on her grandstand and told the media about her heroics is in danger and how the AG of Ohio is an idiot who can't read his own laws because the abortion law doesn't say anything about a 10 year old rape victim. Bob retweeted both of these points from different people and I can only imagine what big brain dunk he's gonna try to do tomorrow. You cannot convince me these faggots give two shits about some poor girl who was probably trafficked to Ohio then literally trafficked to Indiana and was used by every adult in authority over her.
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Yes, Bob. He should be marinating his chicken in Mountain Dew or trying to dissolve it in hot sauce for five days.Technofascist film critic with trash taste in food chides Matt Walsh for eating at a Chipotle restaurant (decensored):
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remember when retardo posted a pic of some burned out piece of stake at some, in his mongo white trash mind, fancy restorant?
Bolo
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So, when you are so up on huffing your farts that you don't even take a a second guess when you go around to self-rightous grandstand:
Hey Dipshit? We have known that the Earth was spherical hundreds of years before Christ showed up, and the Greeks even had a pretty good guess of the circumference by just observing shadows on the ground. This shit is taught in elementary school dude.
And no, we didn't spend "hundreds of thousands of years" in flat earth ignorance (humans don't even exist that long either), maybe the very early civilizations yes, but the idea of the "world" itself was also a part of their mythology, so in once instance we had people believeing we lived atop of a turtle.
Even in the "Dark ages", flat earth wasn't something widespread, hell a quick look at the wiki gives you this:
And you gotta love the zinger Robert brings "We. Decide. "Reality."" Oh my Robert, you man of mans!
Except we don't "decide" reality, we observe it, that is about what we can do. Sure our perception changes once our scope broadens, but things are what they are regardless.
And yes, this is the troon shit again, Robert thinks if we "science" hard enough, troon will be real women.
And you know what? fine, whatever, go for it, couldn't care less to be honest. No, really, Timmy played with his sister's barbie for a couple of minutes, down the hatch go them puberty blockers. I'm aware this is accelerationism faggot talk, but this whole shit got so fucking stupid that honestly, nothing will change from the "dircorse" (nothing ever does really), and I'm a big believer of people getting what they want, good and hard.
And as for Robert... fuck man, Elementary school shit... are you that eager to for twitter dunks that you can't even stop for a second and prevent bullshit out of you mouth (fat fingers)?
Hey Dipshit? We have known that the Earth was spherical hundreds of years before Christ showed up, and the Greeks even had a pretty good guess of the circumference by just observing shadows on the ground. This shit is taught in elementary school dude.
And no, we didn't spend "hundreds of thousands of years" in flat earth ignorance (humans don't even exist that long either), maybe the very early civilizations yes, but the idea of the "world" itself was also a part of their mythology, so in once instance we had people believeing we lived atop of a turtle.
Even in the "Dark ages", flat earth wasn't something widespread, hell a quick look at the wiki gives you this:
And you gotta love the zinger Robert brings "We. Decide. "Reality."" Oh my Robert, you man of mans!
Except we don't "decide" reality, we observe it, that is about what we can do. Sure our perception changes once our scope broadens, but things are what they are regardless.
And yes, this is the troon shit again, Robert thinks if we "science" hard enough, troon will be real women.
And you know what? fine, whatever, go for it, couldn't care less to be honest. No, really, Timmy played with his sister's barbie for a couple of minutes, down the hatch go them puberty blockers. I'm aware this is accelerationism faggot talk, but this whole shit got so fucking stupid that honestly, nothing will change from the "dircorse" (nothing ever does really), and I'm a big believer of people getting what they want, good and hard.
And as for Robert... fuck man, Elementary school shit... are you that eager to for twitter dunks that you can't even stop for a second and prevent bullshit out of you mouth (fat fingers)?
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when blobbo gets philosophical, motherfucker cant even get the meaning behind marvel capeshit slop.
no you retard, objetive truth isnt the same as intepretation you posmo white trash piece of shit.
no you retard, objetive truth isnt the same as intepretation you posmo white trash piece of shit.
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Well, of course Moviebob... decides... reality. Bob's been rejecting reality and substituting its own for years.
And the Moviebob's intellectual scope is only as large as Bob's rectum.
Problem is, Moviebob can't "brain" enough to realize that.
On a side note, Ivana Trump, the Donald's first wife, passed away earlier today in NYC. Any guesses as to how much longer Moviebob will be able to restrain itself before before delivering a personal attack at any of the Trumps' expense?
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I honestly feel like he must have skimmed through 1984 and come across the speech O'Brien gave to Winston about how the Party could control any aspect of reality it wanted to. Now, you and I would look at that and think it's terrifying. Not because they actually could, but because they wield enough power to make it appear so. Bobert's reaction was surely, "Wow, that sounds amazing, I wish real life was like that. 'Reality' sucks!"
And fucking again, Bob took his fat ass up all of the work made by those who came before, parked it at the very top and proclaimed how inferior the past was. Bob, the people you mock went through horrible strife and trials and tribulations to survive and build up the world we know. Moreover, they kept the flame and knowledge of Western Civilization alive after the fall of Rome (both in 476 and 1453) so that the Renaissance and the Enlightenment and the technological explosion of the 19th and 20th Centuries could even occur. You just get to enjoy the fruits of their burdens and yet you feel entitled to think you're superior as a sub-par film critic compared to their genius and sacrifice? Piss off.
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I have to wonder, now, whether that cousin that allegedly listened to the podcast of reading SMB3 Brick By Brick and was "disturbed" was Bob and Chris' Troon cousin.
Bob has some big Homer Simpson "I'M SMARTER THAN THE DEVIL!" energy.
I also find the fact that 'the fam' (I'm assuming Chris and his wife and kid(s) and Ma Chipman) tore into the abominational blue cheese and chickenskin mac and cheese Bob brought to thanksgiving only proves that the entire clan of Chipmans has a collective palate "like a cow's backside" as Gordon Ramsay would put it. Does alcohol(ism) fuck up the taste buds? I have a feeling that it does. I'm surprised an autist would go for blue cheese.
What the fuck is in US Water/food where a 10 year old can even GET pregnant?! Is it turning the frickin' frogs gay? Is a girl reaching puberty by 9-11 even that common?! Man the way moviebob talks, you'd think MAGAnaise Ghoulen were raping and impregnating 10-year-olds on the regular. Hell, Bob probably thinks it was a MAGAnaise CHUD "Jesus Juicer", rather than a most likely illegal immigrant, from Mehico.
Now I'm fully aware that it's probably a BAD idea for a TEN YEAR OLD to carry a pregnancy to term. Depending on size and body structure, etc. This MIGHT be one of those instances where it might actually be life-threatening. Also I heard it was a fake story, so this probably never even happened.
But having said that, Bob's still an idiot.
Also dammit, Bob. Some people can cook, but sometimes they're tired and just want takeout or eat-in because they don't want to have to worry about a mess at home after cooking. I have no access to Chipotle so I have no idea what the food's like, but if it's any good I'd definitely get some now and then. And I'm perfectly capable of cooking really yummy, non-disgusting, non-health-hazard food, from scratch. All without managing to commit the abomination that is 'marinated-in-mountain-dew-or-other-pop meat'. Something something remove the beam from in thine own eye. Also, this speaks to Bob's lack of money management sense. WHY should Matt Walsh shell out lotsa bread for an expensive meal at a michelin star restaurant if he doesn't want to? Especially if it's not the kind of food he wants? It's certainly not cost-effective. What DOES Bob mean by a "real restaurant" anyway? One that isn't part of a national or multinational chain? One that isn't "fast food"? Many "real" (non-chain non-fast-food) restaurants suck. And last I checked, I don't think Chipotle is "fast food", in the same sense that fucking McDonald's or Taco Bell is. Also EVERY restaurant, "real" or imagined or FastFood NationalChain, is having a staff shortage. It wouldn't matter if it was Chipotle or Wolfgang Puck's. Bob's "solution" is exceptional and he is exceptional.
Bob thinking that humanity "decides reality" is just him leaning in hard to his old Fedora Tipper Forum days where indeed, he opined that if they just THUNKED hard enough, their thunks would become reality. This time it comes with a veneer of "I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE!"
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When the black guy talked about Bob thinking he could imagine Mario into real life, Bob called it out as obviously fake. But then he tweets shit like this.
It's like when he tries to tell everyone how healthy he is but then tweets about what he considers to be a small amount of McDonald's.
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