Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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the moving blob is sperging about South Park on his blog. Brace yourself who would read this, as this is a long one.
https://archive.is/TZqbM
Just look at all the text he wrote. it is over 3500 words.

"2015: The Year SOUTH PARK Finally Got Old "

Keep in mind this is coming from the same man who has gone on record saying that The Simpsons is still a good show.

Guess he had to get that all out of his system since looking over his work with Screen Rant, ol' Chippy appears to be nothing more than a glorified copy writer. No one wants to read his drivel and it looks like his last video on Screwattack was just shy of a month ago (and they just started another "talk about movies" show without him) so it's pretty obvious he's been dumped there. He's now relegated to writing manifestos about cartoons on his own personal blog.

2015: The Year Bob Chipman Became Irrelevant

 

[Somar]

2015: The Year Bob Chipman Became Irrelevant

Wait when was Bob ever relevant?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Wait when was Bob ever relevant?

when unicorns freely roamed the earth

 

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Wait when was Bob ever relevant?

Touché. I guess it's just a more concise way of saying "2015: The year Bob Chipman started with two shows on the Escapist, pissed off a lot of people, got himself shitcanned for being essentially a boil on the company's ass, floundered about, got picked up out of pity by Screwattack for a couple of months, and now works for Screen Rants to make re-typed news releases."

 

[Spellskite]

"2015: The Year SOUTH PARK Finally Got Old "

More like "2015: The Year SOUTH PARK Offended Me"

 

[AnOminous]

"2015: The Year SOUTH PARK Finally Got Old "

I think Movieblob popped out of his mom's twat as a 300 pound spergy, irritable giant middle-aged manbaby.

 

[Count groudon]

the moving blob is sperging about South Park on his blog. Brace yourself who would read this, as this is a long one.
https://archive.is/TZqbM
Just look at all the text he wrote. it is over 3500 words.

He is literally acting like the kind of people they spent the whole season making fun of and is completely oblivious to the irony. Just stick to Writing fapfiction about how much you worship Mario 3 Blobby, it's the only thing you really understand.

 

[Emperor Julian]

the moving blob is sperging about South Park on his blog. Brace yourself who would read this, as this is a long one.
https://archive.is/TZqbM
Just look at all the text he wrote. it is over 3500 words.

Talk about purple prose, I suspect this article is so big because it has to hide what a weak premise it is. He's basically got his conclusion "I don't like south park making fun of left wing movements" already and his 'argument' is a rationalization of that emotive. Not in the least because of his dubious conclusion that idiots on tumblr represent the views of millennials.
This is one of Bob's big problems he's clearly not an total idiot (intellectually) but his emotive desires and ideology taint and damage everything he does. He cannot look at something objectively and his entire style falls apart if something contradicts what he wants to be true.

 

[Foltest]

when you can write something in one sentence rather then in three, then write it in one.

 

[AnOminous]

Talk about purple prose, I suspect this article is so big because it has to hide what a weak premise it is. He's basically got his conclusion "I don't like south park making fun of left wing movements" already and his 'argument' is a rationalization of that emotive. Not in the least because of his dubious conclusion that idiots on tumblr represent the views of millennials.
This is one of Bob's big problems he's clearly not an total idiot (intellectually) but his emotive desires and ideology taint and damage everything he does. He cannot look at something objectively and his entire style falls apart if something contradicts what he wants to be true.

The only "reasoning" is basically "hey I liked this show when it was making fun of people who aren't me!" That's not even an argument really. It's just an admission of being a thin-skinned hypocrite with no capacity for self-reflection. SP wasn't even nearly as mean as it could have been.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

when you can write something in one sentence rather then in three, then write it in one.

Advice Bob probably missed the day they taught it.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Bobby being butthurt.

 

[Sallet Lad Jim]

Does Bob just explode whenever things change?

I mean, shit, I bet he'd throw a hissy-fit if they remade one of the Mario games and changed the levels slightly.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Does Bob just explode whenever things change?

I mean, shit, I bet he'd throw a hissy-fit if they remade one of the Mario games and changed the levels slightly.

Or if a Mario movie gets made and the actor ISN"T from Brooklyn. Oh wait.

 

[Somar]

I mean, shit, I bet he'd throw a hissy-fit if they remade one of the Mario games and changed the levels slightly.

Just imagine if they remade Mario 3 into something Bob would hate. If that happen then I'm sure he'd pull a Chris Chan and vandalize the remake at gamestops everywhere.

 

[UglyOldJafar]

He's probably salty because they made their caricature of Steven Seagal have the same characteristics and appearance of MovieBob.

Well, he was fat, balding and whinny. I can understand where the misunderstanding may have come from.

 

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Dear Nintendo:
When you get into the bath salts again, I have one request- Make a Super Mario Bros movie and have Gabriel Inglesias as Mario and Bruno Mars as Luigi. Keep Bowser a giant turtle dragon, but please have Mel Gibson do the voice over.

I am certain this will go over very well with the more "socially progressive" movement in your appeal for diversity and longtime fans will also appreciate your work.

Sincerely,
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PS- Kids these days will also want a toe-tapping musical number. I suggest contacting a lesser known group known as KMFDM to compose your movie's soundtrack. It will be something amazing to witness.

 

[DrunkTails]

they do? I always found him to annoying.
in the news, Blob got into a fight with Glenn Greenwald.

Somebody call the fire department, cos Bob got burned uber hard.

I still want to see a live stream or even a live debate between him, Sargon and Milo. If he gt burned as bad as this imagine him getting verbally obliterated by either Sargon or Milo.

Oh and I also want to see Razorfist in said debate, just so that after Bob is reduced to a mumbling buffoon he can jump out and say "God fucking speed!"

 

[Gordon Cole]

Somebody call the fire department, cos Bob got burned uber hard.

Oh wow, Blob thought he could take on an infinitely more respected and accomplished journalist and lost. Go fucking figure.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Bobby being butthurt.

Does no one have the heart to tell him that character is an alien?