Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I agree, Bob would never neck himself. Fucker is holding on for the Star Trek mind upload tech that will suddenly be invented, if the democrats win and kill all the whites in the midwest. Shit film "reviewers" seem to be at the top of the list for experimental tech for some unknown reason.
Maybe he thinks he can be the first volunteer for the experiment, and of course it'll work cause he believes it will
 
Can confirm this. Like, I give my friends shit for this all the time. "Wow Jaracain, that's so interesting, why didn't I have you as a teacher?". And I tell them because I know most of them were the same as my students who mostly just don't pay attention. And like, the important thing is this is the shit I have to talk about.

For the other stuff? I wish there was time. In fact for the students who ask, I love carving out a little bit of time. I did just take a day and talk about Ukraine. Although I lucked out and it happened in our WWI unit. But, really this is a lot of words to say, Moviebob was the student who figured he knew all this shit. So he could have had a 4 day lesson on the partition of India in school. And he'd be all smug, not pay attention, and then still bitch he never learned about it.
Bob cannot learn because learning wounds his ego. Him learning something means he doesn't already know everything. If he doesn't already know everything, it means he isn't the perfect übermensch he desperately tries to convince people he is. If Bob was able to display a little humility and admit when he doesn't know something, he would be infinitely better off than he is now. More people would like him/watch his content if he wasn't such a repellant know-it-all.
 
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Wow, Bob's a fucking retard who didn't pay attention in history class.

Even my broke-ass trailer park serving public school, they spent a few days on the British Colonial Era, including the creation of India and Pakistan, as well as how the Arab states were partitioned after WW1 and WW2 into what we know today. We learned about feudal Japan's history. We learned about China, the Mongols, all that shit. We learned about the Incans, Olmecs, Aztecs and how the Spainards moved massive amounts of gold from the New World to Europe. We learned about Wounded Knee, we learned about other Native American tribes.

Just because Blobby and his friends were too fucking dumb to listen to the teacher or read the textbook doesn't mean everyone else was.

And I remember how the new Ice Age was coming. As recent as the 1990's they were claiming there were going to be blizzards that would cover the Midwest down to Arkansas with 20 feet of snow and Canada would be uninhabitable. We had holes in the ozone layer (which got rid of hairspray because of the chemical the West stopped using but China uses more than every skank in the 80's combined), melting polar ice caps, acid rain, no more bees, and tons of other predictions that never came to pass.

And LOL at him being a thinker. He's the biggest believer I've ever seen.
 
Bob cannot learn because he learning wounds his ego. Him learning something means he doesn't already know everything. If he doesn't already know everything, it means he isn't the perfect übermensch he desperately tries to convince people he is. If Bob was able to display a little humility and admit when he doesn't know something, he would be infinitely better off than he is now. More people would like him/watch his content if he wasn't such a repellant know-it-all.
"It is impossible to begin to learn that which one thinks one already knows." — Epictetus

"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane." — Marcus Aurelius

"It is the nature of the wise to resist pleasures, but the foolish to be a slave to them." — Epictetus

"True happiness is to enjoy the present, without anxious dependence upon the future, not to amuse ourselves with either hopes or fears but to rest satisfied with what we have, which is sufficient, for he that is so, wants nothing." — Seneca

"It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor." — Seneca

"You don't have to turn this into something. It doesn't have to upset you. Things can't shape our decisions by themselves." — Marcus Aurelius
 
"It is impossible to begin to learn that which one thinks one already knows." — Epictetus

"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane." — Marcus Aurelius

"It is the nature of the wise to resist pleasures, but the foolish to be a slave to them." — Epictetus

"True happiness is to enjoy the present, without anxious dependence upon the future, not to amuse ourselves with either hopes or fears but to rest satisfied with what we have, which is sufficient, for he that is so, wants nothing." — Seneca

"It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor." — Seneca

"You don't have to turn this into something. It doesn't have to upset you. Things can't shape our decisions by themselves." — Marcus Aurelius
You could, but Brainless Bobby would just google philosophy and try to rebuke it pathetically, then block you and crow victory because he's a stupid coward who can only cry and waddle behind people to fight his own battles for him.
 
MovieBob's subtle political strategy, "If I were President of the United States, I would just kill or torture anyone who has the slightest disagreement with me on political matters or Disney movies." This is what separates a Thinker like MovieBob from us obsolete Mayo Ghouls.
Moviebob's worldview is as subtle as a fully automatic machine gun.
 
"It is impossible to begin to learn that which one thinks one already knows." — Epictetus

"The object of life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane." — Marcus Aurelius

"It is the nature of the wise to resist pleasures, but the foolish to be a slave to them." — Epictetus

"True happiness is to enjoy the present, without anxious dependence upon the future, not to amuse ourselves with either hopes or fears but to rest satisfied with what we have, which is sufficient, for he that is so, wants nothing." — Seneca

"It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor." — Seneca

"You don't have to turn this into something. It doesn't have to upset you. Things can't shape our decisions by themselves." — Marcus Aurelius
Stoicism requires the ability to control one's emotions. Bob, perpetual child that he is, cannot control his emotions, so these comments by great men would look like the rantings of the obsolete to him.
 
Stoicism requires the ability to control one's emotions.
Stoicism also requires one to make peace with one's mortality. This is anathema to Bobby, perhaps something literally unthinkable to him.

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Elon Musk is also a foreign-born billionaire. Shall Tucker Carlson book Bobby a ticket too?

Carlson: "Gavin Newsom, and J. B. Pritzker, run the dirtiest, most dangerous States of the country".
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I sorta agree with Bobby: as long as the pedo-den called Disney World still exists, Florida will at least be as dangerous to children as California.

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Bobby mistakes nicotinic acid (also known as Vitamin B3, an essential nutrient for worms and humans alike) with nicotine. Truly an Elite Intellectual on the Right Side of Science.

Groomers, such as Zach Drennen here, are mad at being called groomers:
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Normal people are giving the gays repartitions, in the form of letting them continue to spread Monkeypox.
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Say, why aren't we starting mandatory Monkeypox vaccination campaigns for the gays? How about we don't let gays leave home unless they get vaxxed?

Forced-deathers are getting more belligerent.
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Assigned Cretin At Birth.
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I desperately need a flagship cell phone, for free. Cops are a barrier to that too.

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When you think environmental consciousness, you think China.
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> The Green Movement has always been right. Listen to smart experts you chuds!
> We can continue with human development at the same time as we curb climate change.

I see Bobby's Believer circuit has an overload.


"My precioussss."
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Rolling Stone exclusive. If you believe this shit I have a gender studies degree to sell you. Not even Bobby bought it, at least not entirely.
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Bobby is not super comfortable Not Believing Woman.
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And yes: people are still talking about that abusive prostitute called Amber Heard.
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No shit Sherlock!


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Cartoon. You tell me why it is "God-tier writing".
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Drool:
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Simp:
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Chrissy's Angel:
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Why would horror bros despise a literal Frankenstein monster?

Nick Parrott:
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Bobby does not retweet this, but you can see why Bobby is in love with this vengeful, anger-filled man:
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More food.
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Two of Bobby's favorite things in one TikTok.
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Stoicism also requires one to make peace with one's mortality. This is anathema to Bobby, perhaps something literally unthinkable to him.

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Elon Musk is also a foreign-born billionaire. Shall Tucker Carlson book Bobby a ticket too?

Carlson: "Gavin Newsom, and J. B. Pritzker, run the dirtiest, most dangerous States of the country".
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I sorta agree with Bobby: as long as the pedo-den called Disney World still exists, Florida will at least be as dangerous to children as California.

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Bobby mistakes nicotinic acid (also known as Vitamin B3, an essential nutrient for worms and humans alike) with nicotine. Truly an Elite Intellectual on the Right Side of Science.

Groomers, such as Zach Drennen here, are mad at being called groomers:
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Normal people are giving the gays repartitions, in the form of letting them continue to spread Monkeypox.
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Say, why aren't we starting mandatory Monkeypox vaccination campaigns for the gays? How about we don't let gays leave home unless they get vaxxed?

Forced-deathers are getting more belligerent.
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Assigned Cretin At Birth.
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I desperately need a flagship cell phone, for free. Cops are a barrier to that too.

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When you think environmental consciousness, you think China.
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> The Green Movement has always been right. Listen to smart experts you chuds!
> We can continue with human development at the same time as we curb climate change.

I see Bobby's Believer circuit has an overload.


"My precioussss."
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Rolling Stone exclusive. If you believe this shit I have a gender studies degree to sell you. Not even Bobby bought it, at least not entirely.
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Bobby is not super comfortable Not Believing Woman.
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And yes: people are still talking about that abusive prostitute called Amber Heard.
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No shit Sherlock!


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Cartoon. You tell me why it is "God-tier writing".
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Drool:
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Simp:
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Chrissy's Angel:
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Why would horror bros despise a literal Frankenstein monster?

Nick Parrott:
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Bobby does not retweet this, but you can see why Bobby is in love with this vengeful, anger-filled man:
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More food.
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Two of Bobby's favorite things in one TikTok.
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Hell, I think Bob would fail at how the Stoics viewed suffering, let alone death. In the Meditations by Marcus Aurelius, he literally talks about intentionally seeking discomfort.

That and Bob would probably hate how their beliefs synergized a bunch with several of the founders of the early Church.
 
Stoicism requires the ability to control one's emotions. Bob, perpetual child that he is, cannot control his emotions, so these comments by great men would look like the rantings of the obsolete to him.

Stoicism also requires one to make peace with one's mortality. This is anathema to Bobby, perhaps something literally unthinkable to him.
I bet you an infinite amount of money that Bob considers himself to essentially be a modern day stoic.

While I don't understand the claim that Camille Pagilia is a misogynist the thrust of this tweet isn't entirely wrong. Peterson himself probably would do well to have read some of the stuff Pagilia was already writing back in the 80s and 90s rather than thinking he invented it first. She pretty much spotted the flaw in gender/queer studies around the minute those departments were being first set up that we all spend so much of our time lamenting. You don't have to like everything she's ever written or said to appreciate "Junk Bonds and Corporate Raiders" which would be a pretty funny thing to watch Bob try to read and understand.
 
While I don't understand the claim that Camille Pagilia is a misogynist the thrust of this tweet isn't entirely wrong. Peterson himself probably would do well to have read some of the stuff Pagilia was already writing back in the 80s and 90s rather than thinking he invented it first. She pretty much spotted the flaw in gender/queer studies around the minute those departments were being first set up that we all spend so much of our time lamenting. You don't have to like everything she's ever written or said to appreciate "Junk Bonds and Corporate Raiders" which would be a pretty funny thing to watch Bob try to read and understand.
Um...
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Elon Musk is also a foreign-born billionaire. Shall Tucker Carlson book Bobby a ticket too?
Major difference: Unlike Soros, Musk's fortune is being used for non-nefarious purposes.



Carlson: "Gavin Newsom, and J. B. Pritzker, run the dirtiest, most dangerous States of the country".
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I sorta agree with Bobby: as long as the pedo-den called Disney World still exists, Florida will at least be as dangerous to children as California.
Disagree. San Francisco still resides within California's land boundaries..



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Bobby mistakes nicotinic acid (also known as Vitamin B3, an essential nutrient for worms and humans alike) with nicotine. Truly an Elite Intellectual on the Right Side of Science.
A Thinker™ like Moviebob should've looked deeper than to just equate nicotinic with nicotine.



Normal people are giving the gays repartitions, in the form of letting them continue to spread Monkeypox.
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Say, why aren't we starting mandatory Monkeypox vaccination campaigns for the gays? How about we don't let gays leave home unless they get vaxxed?
Moviebob's opinion on the persecution of gays: "Bad."

Moviebob's opinion on the persecution of Christians: "Good."

Moviebob's opinion on the persecution of Christian gays: [two-button meme]



Forced-deathers are getting more belligerent.
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Assigned Cretin At Birth.
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You think Moviebob cares about the well-being of... well... anyone and anything not named Moviebob?



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I desperately need a flagship cell phone, for free. Cops are a barrier to that too.
I guess police officers are also the barrier to that pack of BVD's behind lock and key at my local Wal-Mart.



Condoning criminal activity. Seems like a rather natural response from Moviebob.



When you think environmental consciousness, you think China.
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> The Green Movement has always been right. Listen to smart experts you chuds!
> We can continue with human development at the same time as we curb climate change.

I see Bobby's Believer circuit has an overload.
Since 2016, Moviebob's Believer™ chip has been working overtime with Moviebob's Thinker™ chip having rarely been utilized.



Or Moviebob's Brick by Brick? Bob's qualifications for being a misogynist surpass them all!



Bobby does not retweet this, but you can see why Bobby is in love with this vengeful, anger-filled man:
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Nymphomachy's advice literally translates to "My advice to kind people: Stop being kind people".
 
I honestly can't tell what's dumber:

1) Bob claiming the greens were right about anything. I lived that same window and I distinctly remember being told that long before now the ice caps and ozone layer would both be gone, the polar bears would be dead, and every major coastal city would be flooded.

2) The watermelon below him believing Communism is good for the environment.
in regard to 2, the Soviet Union and other Warsaw Bloc states were big fans of two-stroke cars, which were both underpowered and pissed through fuel like water; it's no coincidence that every petrol vehicle in the west that's larger than a scooter is 4-stroke
until the late 90s, the Lower Silesian Metropolitan area in Poland - the country's major centre of heavy industry and mining - was one of the most severely polluted regions of Europe
and the Soviet Union was also directly responsible for the Aral Sea drying up, due to rivers being diverted for agriculture
many such cases!

We had holes in the ozone layer (which got rid of hairspray because of the chemical the West stopped using but China uses more than every skank in the 80's combined), melting polar ice caps, acid rain, no more bees, and tons of other predictions that never came to pass.
aerosol hairspray manufacturers reverted to using isobutane, which was what they used before CFCs were invented; it's better for the atmosphere, but a lot more flammable
my old gaffer, who worked at such a manufacturer at the time of the transition, recalled at least one case of a hairdresser's shop being burned down because of an airspray can being carelessly pierced, and releasing a high-pressure jet of butane right into a gas burner
 
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