- Joined
- Dec 24, 2014
Oh boy, lemme get my sperg on.
For the uninitiated, Chris Latta (real name Christopher Collins RIP 1994) was a stand-up comedian and actor. He is best known for voicing Cobra Commander in the G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero sunbow cartoon (and the DiC one that came after) and Starscream in The Transformers (1984). He also voiced the Autobot Wheeljack, humans Sparkplug (Spike's dad) and Furg (episode Auto Bop), Reflector, Defensor, a random Sweep or two, Krunk (headmaster), and Laserbeak and Buzzsaw (Soundwave's cassette birds). He was also the Klingon Captain Kargan in the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode A Matter of Honor and Pakled Capt. Grebnedlog in the TNG episode The Samaritan Snare, thus sharing a Star Trek connection with many other actors associated with The Transformers (such as Paul Eiding, who was Ambassador Loquel in TNG: Liasons and Roger C. Carmel who was Harry Mudd in the original Star Trek and Star Trek Animated).
Starscream in particular is his most recognizable and famous role, given this little incident in Transformers: The Movie:
Cobra Commander didn't get killed off in G.I. Joe The Movie but he did get mutated into a snake creature:
The GOP saying mean words doesn't kill Mags Visaggio. Mags Visaggio doing "down the road not across the street" kills Mags Visaggio.
The line between "wanton slaughter of the unborn" and "progress" is, according to Bob, whamen if they can have hotdog abortions can thus become STEM graduates and be in I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE and develop the
wheat which will be planted on the moon by Boston Dynamics' Spot. Because fetuses are obsolete and the future lies in Ghost in the Shell Standalone Complex Bodies whereupon Bob can upload his "immortal consciousness" to the Mario-shka brain and bing bing wahoo forever. This apparently can only happen if women aren't barefoot, pregnant, and chained to the stove in the kitchen with a 'forced birth'.Bob's so dumb he doesn't understand that "Shit suddenly costs A LOT MORE" is all people need to know about "inflation". Only it's not just "Shit suddenly costs A LOT MORE", it's "Shit suddenly costs A LOT MORE AND I'M HAVING TROUBLE MAKING RENT/MORTGAGE/enough to put gas in my car to go to work in/FOOD FOR MY KIDS". Bob, having almost none of those things, has no clue.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait. I thought Bob IS one of those fuckers that thinks Putin mind-controls Drumpf.
Also I shouldn't be surprised that Bob's too stupid to realize the reason that George H. Bush only lasted one term. I'll give Bob a hint:
"Read my lips, no new taxes" turned out to be a big fat lie.
Also it probably had something to do with the fact that GHB kept talking about "A New World Order." Just a thought.
