Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

Yep, that is what Christianity is all about, grift to be a victim

"Holding most societal power while bleating about being perpetually vicitimizd" is a  jewish thing, not Christian.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

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Is this a joke? I honestly can't tell, feel free to call me a retard if this is a joke.

First, no, no one is saying you get the Monkey Pox by simply touching, that is ridiculous, it was made very clear that you need to have direct contact with body fluids from a infected person to get it, more likely blood. You know a way to get in contact with someone's blood Robert? unprotected anal sex, turns out shoving a dick down there can cause quite a bit of rectal bleeding.

Second, what the fuck you talking about monkeys? who the fuck is in regular contact with monkeys in their daily lives? Who the fuck cares about the monkeys if the main vector of transmition is known to be other people infected by the disease, by a 99,99999999999%

I get that everybody is twisting their panties over this shit because they don't want the stigma of aids of being "the faggot disease" to catch on again and you can't be good lib boys and girls (and in between) if you point out the obvious, so we need to engage in this theater bullshit, "oh no, oh my god, how could this happen??"

At this point, I would like to people, regardless of political shit, to just be austerius and say "This disease is mainly contracted by exchange of body fluids, like saliva and blood, but in vast majority of cases, blood. It has been reported that the main cause of said exchange of fluids comes from unprotected anal sex, so please protect yourselves in the myriad ways possible and avoid having more than one partner in a short to mid spam of time."

There, done, if people can't figure it out, their problem, no need to fake concern for "the gays", the gays can read and they are adults, stop treating people like children.

I'm still stuck on the "There's not ONE "What kind of monkey!?" guy, it's not even a thing." I... I'm speachless here, Jesus Christ...

Does Bob actually not know about the bathhouse orgies? Those aren’t conservative propaganda Bob, those are a Tuesday night in San Francisco

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

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Is this a joke? I honestly can't tell, feel free to call me a retard if this is a joke.

(snip)

I'm still stuck on the "There's not ONE "What kind of monkey!?" guy, it's not even a thing." I... I'm speachless here, Jesus Christ...

I... I don't think this is a joke. I think Bob is deadly serious here. (Archive for posterity: https://archive.ph/l9kWp)

Does Bob actually not know about the bathhouse orgies? Those aren’t conservative propaganda Bob, those are a Tuesday night in San Francisco

The only orgies he knows about are the lesbian ones on Pornhub.

 

[Plinkettgonist]

Just mentioned Bob’s tweeting habits on a local subreddit. Nice to see it’s not just us that thinks it’s fucked up.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I've been aware of Brian since my days of trolling the TGWTG/Channel Awesome forums back in the late aughts/early 10s and he was a pompous buffoon who desperately tried the ride the coattails of the site's "talent". Even his politics come off as a desperate and futile attempt at relevance, which he will never have because he's an obese middle-aged loser who somehow made himself more pathetic than Bob. However, I admit that in itself is one hell of an accomplishment, but that means little as the most he can aspire to be is one of Bob's orbiters. He will never achieve enough notoriety to have his own thread of the farms.

Also, he has never changed his avatar of Duck Dodgers as Green Lantern throughout the decade I've known him. You would think he would find something else in that time.

This fills me with unreasonable joy. You don't happen to remember what the site was or if it even exists anymore do you?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

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Is this a joke? I honestly can't tell, feel free to call me a retard if this is a joke.

First, no, no one is saying you get the Monkey Pox by simply touching, that is ridiculous, it was made very clear that you need to have direct contact with body fluids from a infected person to get it, more likely blood. You know a way to get in contact with someone's blood Robert? unprotected anal sex, turns out shoving a dick down there can cause quite a bit of rectal bleeding.

Second, what the fuck you talking about monkeys? who the fuck is in regular contact with monkeys in their daily lives? Who the fuck cares about the monkeys if the main vector of transmition is known to be other people infected by the disease, by a 99,99999999999%

I get that everybody is twisting their panties over this shit because they don't want the stigma of aids of being "the faggot disease" to catch on again and you can't be good lib boys and girls (and in between) if you point out the obvious, so we need to engage in this theater bullshit, "oh no, oh my god, how could this happen??"

At this point, I would like to people, regardless of political shit, to just be austerius and say "This disease is mainly contracted by exchange of body fluids, like saliva and blood, but in vast majority of cases, blood. It has been reported that the main cause of said exchange of fluids comes from unprotected anal sex, so please protect yourselves in the myriad ways possible and avoid having more than one partner in a short to mid spam of time."

There, done, if people can't figure it out, their problem, no need to fake concern for "the gays", the gays can read and they are adults, stop treating people like children.

I'm still stuck on the "There's not ONE "What kind of monkey!?" guy, it's not even a thing." I... I'm speachless here, Jesus Christ...

No, you're not retarded. Bob is. He has no idea what Monkey Pox is but is so afraid of looking like an idiot that he feels the need to say something he believes is smart.

Does Bob actually not know about the bathhouse orgies? Those aren’t conservative propaganda Bob, those are a Tuesday night in San Francisco

To sum it up, Bob turned into this Smuggie drawing:

 

[Big Nasty]

Goddamned BASED!

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1553339466949038080

https://archive.ph/BYuxs

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If you are unaware of the hilariously named Monkeypox, Monkeypox is, from what my uneducated eye can tell, is chickenpox on steroids.
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You get covered with a bunch of painful lesions and get flu like symptoms. For reasons that science will never, ever in a gorillion years figure out Monkeypox is hitting the gay men community and only the gay men community. It's gotten so out of hand that San Francisco declared a state of emergency on the 28th of July, just two days ago for those keeping score. "But Ralph!" you start to inquire, "If you're so handsome and smart then stop being smugly handsome and smart and maybe you explain why are gay men so affected?" You simpleton! It only effects men WHO HAVE SEX WITH MEN! Get on my level scrub!

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/un-health-agency-declares-monkeypox-a-global-emergency/2022/07/23/b681f998-0a91-11ed-80b6-43f2bfcc6662_story.html

https://archive.ph/5Ymog

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The spread

https://www.cdc.gov/poxvirus/monkeypox/transmission.html

https://archive.ph/sQ0Nv

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https://www.verywellhealth.com/monkeypox-transmission-5409598

https://archive.ph/nWU3m

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The safety blanket of the face diaper is powerless against the gay menace!
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My favorite part of this whole shit show is how EVERYONE refuses to say "gay men" and instead says "men who have sex with men" as if that makes it any better, blatantly spelling out what being a gay man means. Bob is upset because buttfucking faggots refuse to stop having unprotected buttfucking sessions with other random buttfucking faggots. He's not the only one. Please check out his replies, won't you?
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This is a disease that is almost completely preventable. Don't be gay, don't buttfuck a stranger and if you do, use protection. I want these dipshits to start calling for the government to round up the infected like they did with covid, rounding up all the twinks and bears and loading them into cattle cars. Way to be good allies, idiots.

They sure put a lot of effort into denying it is a STD.

 

[JayHarrison]

The Catholic Church, for example, has made public apologies for the misdeeds of their clergies, yet the woke refuse to forgive. They continue to tar them as pedophiles.
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For those playing Moviebob Bingo, you've scored a hit with "Potentially Libelous Statement".

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I'd rather California and its Democrat oligarchy fall into the ocean (which isn't even possible geographically since CA's major fault lines are strike-slip, meaning they run parallel; San Francisco could actually become a Los Angeles suburb in a million years).

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mkaiww is correct here. Andrew_Strikerz' quite accurately describes Moviebob, a sadistic, elitist parasite who has no idea who to rule and blames others for their misgivings (like how Moviebob still blames the Mayonnaise Ghouls™ who stole the fyuuchaa Moviebob EARNED by not falling in line and voting for Führer Hillary.)

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Bobby supports committing crime for hedonism's sake, as in the case of, you know, Polanski.

Given that Moviebob has never admonished Antifa and BLM (not to mention thought 2017's U.C. Berkeley riots were justified), that should come as no surprise.

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People should get rid of their hang-up for racism. If racism helps a cop does his job efficiency, then racism is good in that line of work.

Or, in Moviebob's case, racism against whites is acceptable because Moviebob finds it funny (dated 2018.09.22).

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Even the worst no-name YouTuber would still always be a better guest than Moviebob will ever be.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

This fills me with unreasonable joy. You don't happen to remember what the site was or if it even exists anymore do you?

I'm afraid not, dude. I was too busy with University at the time to remember.

In other news, I just looked up Thor: Love and Thunder on Box Office Mojo and saw that its total after three weeks was $292M. Take note that this is on a $250M budget and promotional budgets are roughly equal to production budgets so it needs to make $500M to break even. It will not even make that, so it appears that the film is going to lose the mouse a thick stack of cash. Moreover, it may be a bellwether for another failure with Wakanda Forever. We know that Bob believes that Disney is an unstoppable megacorp with Blackrock money, but it's amusing to see how oblivious he truly is.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

They sure put a lot of effort into denying it is a STD.

It doesn't even have to be strictly an STD in order to be transferred sexually. And that's the majority of its spread. Fucking dumbass blob.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Does Bob actually not know about the bathhouse orgies? Those aren’t conservative propaganda Bob, those are a Tuesday night in San Francisco

To ignoramoruses like Bob, gay bathhouses are a mythical construct of the "Satanic Panic"-fomenting Believers . Surely no gay man actually goes to a bath-house and has intimate relations with strings upon strings of anyone from friends to acquaintances to complete fucking strangers all night long! No, see, friendo, Gay Marriage is a thing, Gays are mostly monogamous like the Straights! MAGAnaiseGhoulen just made up "bath-houses" and what goes on inside them because they h8 the gheys for no good reason other than "Ewww buttsecks" and/or their Sky Daddy told them to!

I have to wonder if some chick ever let Bob do anal on her. Or whether he yearns for such an experience. Or whether he wants to be pegged by some "tall woman".

 

[Arthur Morgan]

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Just mentioned Bob’s tweeting habits on a local subreddit. Nice to see it’s not just us that thinks it’s fucked up.

It's even funnier when you remember that he didn't get his account until 2011, and that he's since deleted a ton of tweets. So instead of 50 a day it's probably close to 200.

I'm afraid not, dude. I was too busy with University at the time to remember.

In other news, I just looked up Thor: Love and Thunder on Box Office Mojo and saw that its total after three weeks was $292M. Take note that this is on a $250M budget and promotional budgets are roughly equal to production budgets so it needs to make $500M to break even. It will not even make that, so it appears that the film is going to lose the mouse a thick stack of cash. Moreover, it may be a bellwether for another failure with Wakanda Forever. We know that Bob believes that Disney is an unstoppable megacorp with Blackrock money, but it's amusing to see how oblivious he truly is.

It'll be interesting to see what happens with Black Panther 2. Yes there are a ton of Wakanda memes, but the main draw of the films was the character of T'Challa, a black male superhero. With Chadwick dead and it being confirmed that they won't recast the role, how many people are actually going to be interested in seeing a sequel without the lead.

Personally, I don't care, because I found BP pretty boring in his own movie. The arc he had in Civil War was more interesting and really should have been the story for the first film.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I'm afraid not, dude. I was too busy with University at the time to remember.

In other news, I just looked up Thor: Love and Thunder on Box Office Mojo and saw that its total after three weeks was $292M. Take note that this is on a $250M budget and promotional budgets are roughly equal to production budgets so it needs to make $500M to break even. It will not even make that, so it appears that the film is going to lose the mouse a thick stack of cash. Moreover, it may be a bellwether for another failure with Wakanda Forever. We know that Bob believes that Disney is an unstoppable megacorp with Blackrock money, but it's amusing to see how oblivious he truly is.

Meanwhile, Top Gun: Maverick is nearing $650 million domestically against a budget of $170 million and a $1.3 billion worldwide gross. That’s coming from the fact that the movie told China to fuck off and refused to have Chinese investors when they wanted to modify Maverick’s jacket. This prove that you don’t need Bob’s beloved Chinese tits to make money if your movie bombs in America.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2022/07/30/friday-box-office-nope-plunges-70-as-top-gun-2-nears-650-million/

I said this before, but I don’t think both Avatar 2 and Wakanda Forever won’t come close to Maverick, especially since the former’s predecessor barely had a impact on pop culture.

Also, not to go off topic more, but I never knew Blackrock owns a stake in Disney. Now I see why Bob sucks off the rat aside from being the only ones who were willing to buy Marvel and the MCU.

 

[make_it_so]

He looks like a fatter, drunker, less charming Mike Stoklasa.

Robert hates them gays now? geez man, that ain't very evolved of him, ain't it?

I guess it goes to show that even people like Bob can be based from time to time.

Yep, that is what Christianity is all about, grift to be a victim, that is why the "organized religion" raised all those ostentatious cathedrals, lavish decorations and investing on awe inspiring arts, because nothing says "behold the glory of our lord" more than a grift about being the victim.

Also, classy shit from Robert to reduce Jesus to a mascot. Yes, I'm aware this is one of those things people like Robert say just to "piss off the right people ", yeah yeah we are all very impressed with your wit sir Chipman, but goddamn does that sound like it came from retarded 13 year old trying to sound edgy.

Bob never matured past high school, he's still that same retarded 13 year old trying to sound edgy.

And Bob reducing Jesus to a mascot makes perfect sense. This is a man(child) whose entire understanding of the world comes from movies and TV that promote corporate products.

No, that is exactly what governing is, to administrate the public institutions in a system of check and balances when politicians have to come to terms and agreement by making concessions and reach a middle ground, that is one of the prevailing ideas that came from the enligthment and the basis for the North American republic.

Even strong and charismatic presidents that were made into mythos like Teddy Roosevelt and his big stick, if you look back at their politics, more so the internal, they were rather conciliatory and he strived to reach the middle ground.

Bob doesn't care about actual governing. He cares only about imposing the ideology of Bobism - that insane, cartoonish belief of "government by the good guys, of the good guys, for the good guys, to destroy the bad guys and bring about a utopia of never ending fast food and Marvel movie consumption in a new robot body on the moon."

Does Bob actually not know about the bathhouse orgies? Those aren’t conservative propaganda Bob, those are a Tuesday night in San Francisco

Of course he doesn't. Bob doesn't posses any knowledge about anything of actual consequence.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Like a thoughtless sperg, I made a critical research error and didn't factor in Thor: Love and Thunder's international take. It was profitable at $616M, but I doubt that's what Disney wanted anyway.

 

[make_it_so]

Like a thoughtless sperg, I made a critical research error and didn't factor in Thor: Love and Thunder's international take. It was profitable at $616M, but I doubt that's what Disney wanted anyway.

If you're a big studio and you spend $500 million, you expect to make as close to double that as possible. Bringing in only a little over $100 million in profit is a pathetic performance.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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So now he considers the WHO a Believer cult working on orders of the Republicans to create a panic about gay people having sex? A "panic" where nobody is saying anything but that gay dudes should stop having random sex with people they don't know for a little bit? (Except for many of the people Robert follows who all think it's proof of the setup for the Literal Genocide that's been going on of troons.)

Pretty sure I've seen tons of monkey jokes just on Twitter alone too.

Also, it did come from monkeys. Does he think they just named it randomly back when it was discovered like sixty years ago or whatever?

 

[Koby_Fish]

So now he considers the WHO a Believer cult working on orders of the Republicans to create a panic about gay people having sex? A "panic" where nobody is saying anything but that gay dudes should stop having random sex with people they don't know for a little bit? (Except for many of the people Robert follows who all think it's proof of the setup for the Literal Genocide that's been going on of troons.)

Pretty sure I've seen tons of monkey jokes just on Twitter alone too.

Also, it did come from monkeys. Does he think they just named it randomly back when it was discovered like sixty years ago or whatever?

Bob's the kind of idiot who thinks monkeypox is called monkeypox because of niggos.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

They sure put a lot of effort into denying it is a STD.

Two children have caught it here in Americaland (archive). If it's an STD, how do you think children get monkeypox?

 

[NaviSpider]

I'm still stuck on the "There's not ONE "What kind of monkey!?" guy, it's not even a thing." I... I'm speachless here, Jesus Christ...

If I can don my tard whisperer hat for a moment, I think I can translate what this insufferable blowhard is trying to say. I think he's trying to make the point that it's called monkey pox, but has nothing to do with monkeys, yet people have made it an issue about gay people when the obvious choice would be to make it about monkeys. You have to remember this is Bob characterising the viewpoints of people he despises, so he portrays them as being so dense that they should immediately associate a disease called monkey pox with literal monkeys. But, because their homophobia outweighs their stupidity, they make it about gays instead.

The problem here is that monkeys are not particularly common in the US. Gay people having orgies are evidently more common and it's primarily gay people catching it. So trying to say "but why not make it about the monkeys instead you dumbdumbs" falls flat on its face because there are no fucking monkeys.

It's Bob's attempt at trying to be witty and clever while poking fun at the Republicans, so naturally it's retarded, doesn't work, and makes no sense.