Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[An Sionnach Seang]

If I can don my tard whisperer hat for a moment, I think I can translate what this insufferable blowhard is trying to say. I think he's trying to make the point that it's called monkey pox, but has nothing to do with monkeys, yet people have made it an issue about gay people when the obvious choice would be to make it about monkeys. You have to remember this is Bob characterising the viewpoints of people he despises, so he portrays them as being so dense that they should immediately associate a disease called monkey pox with literal monkeys. But, because their homophobia outweighs their stupidity, they make it about gays instead.

The problem here is that monkeys are not particularly common in the US. Gay people having orgies are evidently more common and it's primarily gay people catching it. So trying to say "but why not make it about the monkeys instead you dumbdumbs" falls flat on its face because there are no fucking monkeys.

It's Bob's attempt at trying to be witty and clever while poking fun at the Republicans, so naturally it's retarded, doesn't work, and makes no sense.

any time Robert tries to be clever, his readers' braincells die by the billion

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob's the kind of idiot Boston area racist who thinks monkeypox is called monkeypox because of niggos.

FIFY

 

[Positron]

The coof refuses to leave Uncle Joe alone.

Yup. Uncle Joe should just ride in the sunset and cede his throne to some strong pee o'sea woman.

Bobby seems to derive much joy from the Fagpox situation:




Bobby advocates angry "berserker activists" who will fight dirty for policies -- and he seems to think that David Hogg is such a person.

So why don't you become a "berserker activist" Bobby? You have anger a plenty and anger is how you WIN.

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Bobby continues to tell Fox G. Green behind the block that he is never wrong about people, politics, and world events.



Can someone educate Bobby that neither Stalin nor Mao were supporters of gay "rights"? Transsexuals were not a thing back then, and the biggest reason was hard labor camps.


Indeed, if Putin were a woman, Bobby would swear that Superior Future is upon us now.


Indeed Russia is the America that should have been.


But wait! The spoofed version is even better!

If only they had gay bashing too... but no, my penis can only get so erect.

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An eight-letter word is devastating the world like an H-bomb.

García blames his underlings.

Of course, if you are Democrat you can get away with flipping the bird in public. Rules for thee.






Twitter lets you to talk about how you enjoy rape and incest, but will ban you if you call out groomers.

Fetishizing lolicon is pedophila. Pedophilia has been part of the rainbow from the get-go; saying so doesn't make one "homophobic".

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MCU has no plan; it is just someone digging holes for the sake of digging.






From Black Panther to Blank Panther.


If, like Bobby, you like the mustachioed swordsman in Hawkeye, you're in luck.


Susan Sarandon joins the MCU.






The Death of Synderverse is greatly exaggerated.

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Why are consoomers so obsessed with crossovers?








Former goth grew up. She doesn't say if Jesus found her or not, but we already hear the disciples of Evil grumbling.


Dob Chipman:


Bobby is touching seagrass.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Bobby is touching seagrass.

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Bob lives (in his moms house, remember) like a 15 minute walk from the shore. I'm guessing a shoreline that shitty has to be near his house, because that is not a destination view. Congrats for going outside, Bob. Fatass probably still drove there.

Edit: Bob is at the Lynn Shore Reservation, which according to Google is an hour walk from his mom's place. Truly an explorer.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bobby seems to derive much joy from the Fagpox situation:

There is a real chance that this becomes an actual issue in the gay community. When that happens I want all these retards be forced to eat all of the pozzed shit for how dismissive they were about the plight of men who have sex with men. I have no idea why Bob is openly mocking this and I have no idea why I've not seen one reply correcting him. He and all of his knob slobbers seem to genuinely believe that this is the cause of and is effecting Trump voters in middle America. Any talk of gay men from them is in the context of "The republicans are making this a gay panic like AIDS".

SonGoharotto writes fanfic of League of Legends and Life is Strange.

R.F. Switch "writes" stories about his own OC cat girl.

We know that monkeypox made it's way to England from Nigeria because one guy went there for reasons that I've not seen disclosed. It then spread through the gay community because of a gay orgy. It is running rampant in San Francisco because of gay men. This is documented, this is provable, and you'll have a hard time finding working people who care about a disease that doesn't kill you and who's main vector of transmission is through unprotected, gay, anal sex. This isn't the 80's where things can be easily obfuscated by media. All of the media companies are DESPERATE to get whatever news they can out as fast as they can. We no longer need to only get our info from a 35 second sound bite.

Cope, seethe, and stop taking pozzed loads in your butt.

 

[Mola Ram]

Cope, seethe, and stop taking pozzed loads in your butt.

Time to dust off this classic.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Bob lives (in his moms house, remember) like a 15 minute walk from the shore. I'm guessing a shoreline that shitty has to be near his house, because that is not a destination view. Congrats for going outside, Bob. Fatass probably still drove there.

Edit: Bob is at the Lynn Shore Reservation, which according to Google is an hour walk from his mom's place. Truly an explorer.

Credit to the guys who built this, if it could handle the Lard of Lynn walking on top of it, it could probably take an Earthquake just fine lol!

So now he considers the WHO a Believer cult working on orders of the Republicans to create a panic about gay people having sex? A "panic" where nobody is saying anything but that gay dudes should stop having random sex with people they don't know for a little bit? (Except for many of the people Robert follows who all think it's proof of the setup for the Literal Genocide that's been going on of troons.)

Pretty sure I've seen tons of monkey jokes just on Twitter alone too.

Also, it did come from monkeys. Does he think they just named it randomly back when it was discovered like sixty years ago or whatever?

In fairness, there are some more extreme assholes using this as an opportunity to be hateful. Same assholes who call all LGBT people groomers and would hack a limb off if having two of it became a queer symbol, but still, there are some assholes saying this. The problem is Bob is the same kind of asshole who just rejects any kind of nuance and jumps at any chance to tard rage about everything he hates, Bob is acting like any mildly right wing person is going on tangents and working to genocide gay people when it's far from the case outside of some loudmouth assholes, same guys who have a lot more in common with Bob than he would ever like to admit!

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Time to dust off this classic.

Thank you Youtube.

Very cool.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

AIDS now MonkeyPox I'm starting to think primates really hate fags.

 

[King Dead]

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Y'know, I've never understood the whole representation argument that terminally online sorts like this make when it comes to media. I've discussed it with a gay friend of mine, and we both agree that it's silly not to be able to relate to someone who doesn't look and act like you and share all your characteristics. That's basic empathy, being able to put yourself into someone else's shoes and understand their situation. Race, sex, sexuality, class, whatever - if it's a well-written character in a good story, I'll be able to relate to them. Diversity for diversity's sake is just pandering.

Funny how Pete tries to flip this around by saying that it's not his side that is constantly complaining about what they're seeing in media. I seem to recall so much bitching about how X franchise needs a Y character over the years, and then when it happens, they go on to say that it now needs Z representation, or Y character isn't being done well enough, or now we need to go back and make A, B, and C characters into Ws, and on and on. You could probably go into A&N right now and find a few recently posted articles in this exact format.

And finally, the opposite of woke isn't ignorant, it's "not being a sanctimonious, holier-than-thou asshole."

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Uh...it sounds to me like it is all planned out ahead of time (or at least broad strokes anyway), considering that the only thing that Sam Raimi apparently changed was the timing of Scarlet Witch going evil. If she was going to do it anyway, but the reveal got moved up by maybe an hour, then has anything really changed?

Bob needs an electroshock therapy collar that zaps him every time he uses a emote.

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Bob fails to understand why a joke repeated well over a dozen times at this point just isn't funny anymore, if it was ever all that funny to begin with. Considering he's probably somewhere on the autism spectrum, not understanding humor seems par for the course.

The "character lampshades that a comic book character's name sounds goofy" joke is frankly just lazy humor, and pretty symbolic of how the MCU treats its stories as a whole. I mean, I'm not expecting cinematic greatness or anything, but one of the big issues I ended up having with it as the movies went on was that they were written in such a way as to remove any dramatic tension through constant quippiness. I enjoy a fun adventure as much as the next guy, but when tension is immediately dissipated by a lame joke, it takes me out of the movie and makes me stop caring. If the characters aren't going to take it seriously, then why should I?

Hell, this particular "joke" has become so repetitive that Screen Junkies made an entire montage in one of their recent Honest Trailers (about the 4 minute mark):

Methinks Bob doesn't actually have his finger on the pulse of public opinion. Call it a hunch.

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Here's a nice pair of Bob's retarded movie ideas. One is Bob's child brain demanding more giant monkeys for Godzilla to fight, because he claps when he sees big animals punching each other on screen. I don't even know where to begin with this one because I can't make myself that dumb, so I won't.

The other is in his classic vein of "I'm actually an unacknowledged genius and all of my movie ideas would be guaranteed to have a nine-digit opening weekend because I'm just that brilliant." Again, I'm not dumb enough to actually parse why he thinks a semi-serious Fast and Furious-style take on Crazy Taxi of all things would be a mega blockbuster. All I'll say is that Bob is a fucking retard.

 

[Mr Processor]

Here's a nice pair of Bob's retarded movie ideas. One is Bob's child brain demanding more giant monkeys for Godzilla to fight, because he claps when he sees big animals punching each other on screen. I don't even know where to begin with this one because I can't make myself that dumb, so I won't.

The other is in his classic vein of "I'm actually an unacknowledged genius and all of my movie ideas would be guaranteed to have a nine-digit opening weekend because I'm just that brilliant." Again, I'm not dumb enough to actually parse why he thinks a semi-serious Fast and Furious-style take on Crazy Taxi of all things would be a mega blockbuster. All I'll say is that Bob is a fucking retard.

Bob reminds me of this fake story that was being circulated about Trump a while back about The Gorilla Channel. Turns out the main audience for the Gorilla Channel wouldn't be Trump, but MovieBob himself. There's probably some kind of irony there.

I don't know if Bob ever played Crazy Taxi, given it's a Sega game, he had given up on video games by then and he hates Sega anyway. I honestly don't think there is a movie in Crazy Taxi, because it is mercifully free from having a story. If they try to make a movie out of it, it'll be like that Battleship movie they made a few years back where it didn't really have anything to do with the board game.

 

[Flexo]

I don't know if Bob ever played Crazy Taxi, given it's a Sega game, he had given up on video games by then and he hates Sega anyway. I honestly don't think there is a movie in Crazy Taxi, because it is mercifully free from having a story. If they try to make a movie out of it, it'll be like that Battleship movie they made a few years back where it didn't really have anything to do with the board game.

Crazy Taxi did have an arcade so there's a non-zero chance Bob played it at his favorite hangout while earning enough tickets to get some more ebay fodder and flirt with the poor, underpaid waitresses.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

There is a real chance that this becomes an actual issue in the gay community. When that happens I want all these retards be forced to eat all of the pozzed shit for how dismissive they were about the plight of men who have sex with men. I have no idea why Bob is openly mocking this and I have no idea why I've not seen one reply correcting him. He and all of his knob slobbers seem to genuinely believe that this is the cause of and is effecting Trump voters in middle America. Any talk of gay men from them is in the context of "The republicans are making this a gay panic like AIDS".
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SonGoharotto writes fanfic of League of Legends and Life is Strange.
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R.F. Switch "writes" stories about his own OC cat girl.

We know that monkeypox made it's way to England from Nigeria because one guy went there for reasons that I've not seen disclosed. It then spread through the gay community because of a gay orgy. It is running rampant in San Francisco because of gay men. This is documented, this is provable, and you'll have a hard time finding working people who care about a disease that doesn't kill you and who's main vector of transmission is through unprotected, gay, anal sex. This isn't the 80's where things can be easily obfuscated by media. All of the media companies are DESPERATE to get whatever news they can out as fast as they can. We no longer need to only get our info from a 35 second sound bite.

Cope, seethe, and stop taking pozzed loads in your butt.

I don't see especially now, why its so bad to call it what it is, a virus that affects mostly men who fuck men. This should not be a "oh think of the poor widdle gays" it should be a "dude how about we fix the problem before it becomes a bigger problem?" People like Bob spreading this kind of misinformation is fucking disgusting because all it does is make the retards on his side think there is no problem, keep fucking guys with Monkeypox, and thus not allowing scientists to maybe just maybe shut it down before it becomes a legit pandemic. And the fact he speaks with such arrogance as to make it seem like only the mean ol Repubs are spreading this information is enough to make anyone just shiver with disgust.

So now he considers the WHO a Believer cult working on orders of the Republicans to create a panic about gay people having sex? A "panic" where nobody is saying anything but that gay dudes should stop having random sex with people they don't know for a little bit? (Except for many of the people Robert follows who all think it's proof of the setup for the Literal Genocide that's been going on of troons.)

Pretty sure I've seen tons of monkey jokes just on Twitter alone too.

Also, it did come from monkeys. Does he think they just named it randomly back when it was discovered like sixty years ago or whatever?

Rob doesnt read anything but Comicbook.com,Kotaku and VOX articles for his information at this point and I have no doubt about that.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Rob doesnt read anything but Comicbook.com,Kotaku and VOX articles for his information at this point and I have no doubt about that.

You forgot the source he relies on the most: Wikipedia.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I don't see especially now, why its so bad to call it what it is, a virus that affects mostly men who fuck men. This should not be a "oh think of the poor widdle gays" it should be a "dude how about we fix the problem before it becomes a bigger problem?" People like Bob spreading this kind of misinformation is fucking disgusting because all it does is make the retards on his side think there is no problem, keep fucking guys with Monkeypox, and thus not allowing scientists to maybe just maybe shut it down before it becomes a legit pandemic. And the fact he speaks with such arrogance as to make it seem like only the mean ol Repubs are spreading this information is enough to make anyone just shiver with disgust.

Because why correctly point out that this is a disease that has made it's way out of Africa and spread to multiple states and countries because of gay men having unprotected gay sex in gay orgies when your political enemies can do it and you get to call them bigots for attacking a protected class?

 

[Arthur Morgan]

any time Robert tries to be clever, his readers' braincells die by the billion

Explains why they're still fans of his.

 

[NaviSpider]

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Bob, what the fuck are you talking about? The first AvP is a trash film. It's cheap, lame and toothless. There are 2 scenes where a Predator fights an Alien and neither of those are particularly impressive. Despite being based off of two franchises famous for gore and violence they made it a PG13. The Aliens aren't scary, or intelligent, the Predators aren't intimidating and two of the three get jobbed by the first Alien they meet. You can't even call it dumb fun because it lacks everything that makes both Alien, and Predator fun.

Even Bob's taste can't be so awful that he genuinely likes it. I'd bet it's because the main character is a brown lady, as evident by the weird "a human protagonist that isn't just some random dude" remark. No, but the protagonist is a random woman. What is your point Bob?

 

[A Very Big Fish]

The other is in his classic vein of "I'm actually an unacknowledged genius and all of my movie ideas would be guaranteed to have a nine-digit opening weekend because I'm just that brilliant." Again, I'm not dumb enough to actually parse why he thinks a semi-serious Fast and Furious-style take on Crazy Taxi of all things would be a mega blockbuster. All I'll say is that Bob is a fucking retard.

The man wanted to merge the Smurfs with the Divine Comedy and make it a treatise on Gnosticism, at least Crazy Taxi and Fast and the Furious both involve cars. Sure that's a low bar, but this is Bob we're talking about.

 

[Flexo]

Bob, what the fuck are you talking about? The first AvP is a trash film. It's cheap, lame and toothless. There are 2 scenes where a Predator fights an Alien and neither of those are particularly impressive. Despite being based off of two franchises famous for gore and violence they made it a PG13. The Aliens aren't scary, or intelligent, the Predators aren't intimidating and two of the three get jobbed by the first Alien they meet. You can't even call it dumb fun because it lacks everything that makes both Alien, and Predator fun.

Even Bob's taste can't be so awful that he genuinely likes it. I'd bet it's because the main character is a brown lady, as evident by the weird "a human protagonist that isn't just some random dude" remark. No, but the protagonist is a random woman. What is your point Bob?

Ah so this is how @RockVolnutt feels.

As a big AvP fan, who saw a movie script adaption of the original comic, I must resist sperging...

But I do want to point out that we KNOW Bob is a fake fan here because the original source material, the human protagonist is an oriental woman. So if Bob was a true fan, you know he'd still be complaining about not getting his asian waifu AvP film played by Michelle Yeoh or Devon Aoki.

 

[NaviSpider]

Ah so this is how @RockVolnutt feels.

As a big AvP fan, who saw a movie script adaption of the original comic, I must resist sperging...

But I do want to point out that we KNOW Bob is a fake fan here because the original source material, the human protagonist is an oriental woman. So if Bob was a true fan, you know he'd still be complaining about not getting his asian waifu AvP film played by Michelle Yeoh or Devon Aoki.

Bob should be creaming his pants at the thought of badass Asian woman who impressed a Predator so much they took her under their wing. It's quite telling that he isn't, maybe there's just as mich good boy points on twitter for being a fake AvP fan as there is for consooming Marvel.

I would be happy to sperg with you about AvP, it's certainly going to be less upsetting than delving into Bob's skull.