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Ah yes, a woman who sells her body online telling us to look inward. I'm sure we have already, and what we found? Autism.
You will never be a woman, and you will never be Batman.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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82 tweets a day is lower than I'd expect from Moviebob, but I wouldn't call it low when there's always the option to tweet zero times a day. If you assume one to two minutes per tweet, that's still 1.5 to 3 hours he's spending on Twitter every single day. That's an astonishing amount of time to sink into something so self-destructive.
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"I am 41 years old and think nobody should be excited for movies that I don't like". Ok, Bob.
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But there were both DC and Marvel Twinkies ads....
Huh, I eagerly await the Whatever Theory episode positing a Marvel/DC crossover film.
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Yeah.. Doesn't matter that KF has evidence of things. That is EVIL evidence. You don't want to use EVIL evidence, do you?
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Genocidebob strikes again!
"Tilting in the Democrats' favor"? Let's do some quick math:
Alphabet/Google: 1,791,816/1,815,382 = approx 98.7%
Apple: 542,020/566,009 = approx 95.8%
Amazon: 775,897/835,322 = approx 92.9%
Microsoft: 913,318/998,746 = approx 91.4%
Oracle: 204,208/254,322 = approx 80.3%
Those numbers hardly qualify as "tilting in the Democrats' favor", sir.
The Film Theorists hired Moviebob! That alone is morally and intellectually objectionable!
Better question: When will Moviebob do something for people who need both food and money?
And I don't even think that Moviebob comes anywhere close to meeting even those standards...
That'd be funny if Moviebob's spelling of "raisson detre" literally translated as something vulgar.
"This is America we go get our people" [sic]. So says a film critic who'd gladly drop bombs on half the U.S. population who refused Führer Hillary her White House birthright.
Speaking of bombs...
Even more "speaking the quiet part out loud" from Genocidebob.
As if Moviebob's Patreon grift didn't separate enough fools from their money...
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Also, he follows thousands of accounts, and follows new ones every day. Hell, when he made that 'personal' account, it got suspended because he followed so many people on it twitter assumed he was a bot. And he responds to a lot of people so he's likely reading tens of thousands of tweets a day.
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Using information gathered up by the farms means that they cannot handwave away everything that is posted here. Acknowledging that piece of info X is correct might mean that the posts showing proof that so and so microwaves used diapers and eats it or tranny Z grooms kids in discord and sells them bathtub brewed sex hormones under the table might be true too. Bob himself wants to nuke us from orbit not because a good number of us are against dick snippers or we say the word nigger, but because of us people can easily find his 10+ years of unhinged ranting, multiple firings, and loss of love.
What's funny is that even if this thread was never started by Enriku, thus never leading to Neural's breath taking OP writeup, thus never leading to almost 5,000 pages of sperging, thus never leading to Positron's wonderful chronicling of the 5 years since Neural's OP, Bob would still be in the same exact place that he is now. Nothing that we have done has hurt him in any way shape or form. In the entire history of the thread I am aware of only one guy who has gone out of his way to try to hurt Bob, the long gone autistic alog John Spetsnaz. He tried to claim some sort of part in Bob getting fired the second time by emailing everyone on the board of the company that owns The Escapist. Even if we didn't exist the retard would've been doing it anyway because one none of us knowing who he was or what he was doing until he made an account to tell us he emailed Lindsay about Bob, and two he's being doing this for years because he's a schizophrenic retard who claims he tried to kill himself because Bob personally wants to murder and/or rape him.
Even if the site allowed us to go full Spetsnaz nothing we would even be able to do to Bob would be worse than what he's done to himself. It's been said many, many times in this tome of a thread: Bob's crime is being Bob and his being Bob is Bob's punishment.
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I did NOT JUST read this. I did not read this fucking moron make what they made clear WASN'T a gender reason into one. Like wow, guts on this fucker.
Never stop being a simp, chipman.
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It makes me wonder how bad Batgirl was that WB decided to put in the vault and eat the loss. As for Flash, that one was even higher budget and I imagine WB is still weighing their options on whether to scrap it. I should also note that Batgirl was approved under the previous regime that enabled Miller in the first place, is it surprising Zaslav scrapped it?
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Kiwifarms does not kill people. People joining the 41% of their own free will, well, join the 41%. This is NOT the fault of the 'farms, no matter how allergic to personal responsibility the IngSoc Justice Left is.
Oddly enough, I dreamed last night that the god-butcher of Marvel tried taking on Jesus Christ. Spoiler alert: it did not go well for the god-butcher.
Marvel "gods" are somehow mortal for some reason, but there's a reason "God mode" is a thing.Speaking of Bob, I saw today's Pearls Before Swine comic strip and wondered if Stephen Pastis was somehow aware of Moviebob:
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(BTW I am aware that Pastis has a recurring character 'neighbor Bob' so this may in fact be a coincidence)
BUT BUT MUH 'DOXXING'! - Bob, probably
LOL like the Far Left never did doxxing of its own. Didn't they START it, ffs?
I guess Bob's rationale for going HARD against people who are "targeting" his "friends" or family (even in the mildest or innocently curiousity-driven interrogative ways), is, go hard the minute you see something like that, as a hard line deterrent to make sure they don't do something worse? Problem with that strategy, though, is that is one of the many things that makes Film Robert a goddamn LoLcow in the first place. Did Boston Massholes always have a proto/quasi- Mafia mindset in this regard?
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"Ezra Miller identifies as non-binary, but getting the same treatment usually reserve for a white dude"
Is Bob's brain so fried, he just conflates gender special stuff with race?
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You know Robert, start dating and getting a social life is free, well kinda, but if people with a lot less money than you do it, so can you!.
But I love this one, so Mr.Mom here acts he's too cool for school, and because Robert likes to lick ass from "hollywood legends", he gets squirmsh whenever the capeshit movies gets shat on and he doesn't have acome back.
And then Roberts gets asstight for being seen as a drooling retard from the "The nerd crew" that goes "very cool", that he has to correct people with "It is my JOB friendo, I do this for a LIVING!!".
And that is true for being the wikipedia bitch for Matpat, another guy who probably doesn't watch these capeshit movies till the end, but on your channel Robert, you can do whatever the fuck you want, no one is twisting your arm to talk non-stop about capeshit.
"But these are my most viewed videos!!" So what? The last Thor flick review got what, 37K views? and this is one of the better watched videos of his this year, with only the Batman review going "barely" over 50K.
Numbers like this do jack with a side of shit on youtube, you ain't making money out of your channel, and since he still makes cash on patreon without ever making anything besides big picture and capeshit review, there is no excuse for Robert to show any other interests and maybe gather a niche but loyal following on that.
But, what does Robert like? I know he likes Godzilla and the other kitsch Japanese kaiju shit, but he only talks about it whenever there is a blockbuster out. He says he likes comics, but I have yet see him talking about anything he is reding right now, I've only seen him reacting to some news about some diversity hire on the main 2 shit. He says he likes videogames, but I don't think he ever played a game till the end since the SNES, all he talks about videogames is some vague notions about cultural aspects of it, and most of that is just his interpretaion on the online culture about it, but the games themselves? I don't think he playes it.
books? Robert talks a lot about being well read and reading all the books. Have you ever seen him talking about any book he is currently reading? Any comment at all?
For a man who lives on twitter and has to give his opinion on everything he feels like, it is shocking how little he does besides political spergery on twitter and bitching about capeshit and their fans or hatters, that is it, I can't honestly tell anything else about Robert, and I've been bitching like the autist that I am about this guy for YEARS!!
It is obvious that Robert resents being seen as a Marvel mark, and he tries to have it away as a necessity for his job, that he isn't like the other the other girls, he has sofisticated tastes... but he never says what tastes those are to be.
And to be honest, I don't think Robert likes capeshit all that much as well. I have a lot more respect for the guy who is all in into the capeshit, than Robert that tries to squirm his way out of being seen as a mark.
I think the only thing Robert really likes is twitter to be honest, and he only tweets what gives him traction, as small as they can be, even if it is to talk about how big Kevin Feigue's ball are.
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Recasting him would be spending $200 million dollars more plus marketing since he’s in every scene mostly.
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I forget which psychologist said it, but I'm pretty sure it's when you start school.
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Wait, did Bob seriously admit he obsesses over capeshit because he's a poor shut-in with nothing else to do?
He's either become self-aware out of nowhere, or is so incredibly, indescribably, stupefyingly dense as to not realize how much of a self-own that is.
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"Death Angel" is a friend of transsexual and real intellectual James Radich. She is apparently a genuine woman, and is running a scam for an LGBTQ shelter.
"This is the weapon of the ENEMY; we will not USE it". Whatever happened to "No Bad Tactics"?
Long convo involving Edward Gorcenski:
I'm more on the side of Bobby. It's my firm belief that following your job order is never evil; "Banality of evil" is oven-dodger hogwash. Unfortunately, this is not a belief that Bobby has the liberty to hold: he chooses to lie with SJW dogs, and thus he has to accept their SJW fleas.
Jim Sterling comments on J. K. Rowling:
Senator Rand Paul, a medical doctor, rejects veteran disability benefits for common diseases such as hypertension and asthma, because research has failed to reveal an association between these and military service (a partisan article from The Hill (archive) is all I can find at the moment).
A noble sentiment Bobby; I'm surprised you care about our soldiers, many of them GOP ghouls, so much that you can brush Science aside.
Bobby acts as a sanctimonious asshole in white-knighting trannies, just as he acts as a sanctimonious asshole against Synder fans.
Biggest news of the day: Batgirl gets canceled.
"Massively in-demand breakout star"? "Big, Rising Star?" Let's see what Bobby's favorite source has to say:
Bobby sure knows how totalitarian regimes operate.
And how will you send your "message" thot? By refusing to suck more than 10 white cocks per day?
DC fans worry about the non-existent Cancel Culture. Shame Bobby isn't able to reassure them.
If "woke" isn't a thing, then how is "unwoke" a thing?
Bobby finds a new reason to hate Zack Synder:
And Batgirl isn't the only casualty of WB, proving that WB really hate girls and women and don't count them as potential audience.
Did the previous Scooby-Doo live-action films make money?
Indeed Bobby thinks WB let Ezra Miller live because he isn't black (the video he posts)
As if any men would like to represent Bobby.
More DC bullshit.
Fake Tits discovers crazy Bollywood actioners:
And she warns us about the romanticization of war -- in movies:
In contrast, this is how Bobby envisage combat veterans.
I don't buy it; you don't get many guys like Gyllenhaal to fuck in prison.
Crossover with Banana Wu re: Mario's origin.
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Why is Robert this upset about the Batgirl thing?
First, he doesn't even like the DC movie, and they haven't been great either way, so what does he care.
Oh but the latina girl that played Batgirl was "thrown under the bus" Why? this is just her second movie, I doubt her contracted said anything about having a cut on the box office, so she got paid. If anything, she probably dodged a bullet if the movie is as bad as the WB was said the reception was, she would be stuck in a big profile bomb of a movie and without star power to be able to get past that.
But then the retard just goes "they hate black women!!!" and whatever, what is even the point trying to argue anything with this man.
Yeah, stay mad Robert, now run along and go make your little video about it, it may break the 30K views.
First, he doesn't even like the DC movie, and they haven't been great either way, so what does he care.
Oh but the latina girl that played Batgirl was "thrown under the bus" Why? this is just her second movie, I doubt her contracted said anything about having a cut on the box office, so she got paid. If anything, she probably dodged a bullet if the movie is as bad as the WB was said the reception was, she would be stuck in a big profile bomb of a movie and without star power to be able to get past that.
But then the retard just goes "they hate black women!!!" and whatever, what is even the point trying to argue anything with this man.
Yeah, stay mad Robert, now run along and go make your little video about it, it may break the 30K views.
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Bob has indicated multiple times that just like the domestic law he has no interest in international law or its norms.
The sovereignty of others, be they a country or another not-a-person is not one of Bob's concerns in life.
I'm Batman.
It's funny how much he thinks this Disney-Warner "rivalry" matters. Oh, no, she's in a Disney movie, guess we can't just cast her ever again? How does he explain his hero James Gunn? Or Zach Levi? Idris Elba? J.K. Simmons? Laurence Fishburne? Michael Keaton (sorta maybe)? Djimon Hounsou? Florence Kasumba? I didn't even look at fucking Star Wars for any of this.
But they didn't release Justice League nor the Snyder Cut. The first was the TimeWarner regime, the second was the AT&T regime and this is the WBD regime.
I just want to also take a moment for Bob's description of the Snyder Cut as "14 year-old who just read Atlas Shrugged for the first time" here. I jokingly speculated in the past that Bob never actually watched the Snyder Cut and I jokingly stick to that. This one is slightly more complicated because I know Bob has never read Atlas Shrugged (nor did he probably watch those recent movie adaptions since nobody probably did) not that I blame anyone who hasn't. The Snyder Cut is about the restoration of faith, Bruce and Diana have lost theirs in both heroes and society. Now they realize they made a mistake and lost Superman because of it. Cyborg and Aquaman have no interest in either. Lois has given up hers with Superman dead too. Diana doesn't really get any specific dialogue for this but she's clearly framed as returning to overt heroism and she's the one who goes to talk to Cyborg about finding a place in the world. Bruce is assembling a team (!) in the first place and literally gets the line "Alfred, for once, I'm operating strictly on faith, not reason." They have to trust in not just Superman but the team to stop a god. Who is John Galt?
"women, younger diverse audiences, etc tend to have hobbies, jobs, LIVES"
What does that say about Bob then?
What could he possibly need seven scripts for this still unproduced video about The Flash for? The movie hasn't changed, and he still hasn't seen it, it's just Ezra Miller's ongoing crime spree hasn't stopped.
Okay, so similar to the above, why is our "film industry expert" talking about non-compete deals? Does he have literally any idea how movie studios and this shit works? Like, at all? He doesn't even need to go outside his "nerd/geek" area, how many movies has Chris Pine been in since he signed on to play Kirk? Feels like four hundred. Hell, he's been Steve Trevor almost as many times as he has Kirk. Does he think this is unique for actors? That this is some kind of exception and not how literally every actor and director operates and has for all of Bob's life? Why would Paramount, Netflix or anyone be burning up the phones trying to sign any of these people to non-compete deals because their movie got shelved? Why does he think Warner would and should have but didn't? Does he have any idea about how many movies get shelved by the studios that film them every year?
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