Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob continues to bellyache about a show I have never heard one good word about.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1554939479059734529

https://archive.ph/ND94r

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If you've never seen Cry Macho, don't worry because it sucks. A far too old Eastwood finds companionship with a runaway Mexican kid who cannot act no matter how hard Eastwood glowers at him. There's also a rooster named Macho, it's more dumb than complicated. Even though the movie sucked ass it was still directed by Eastwood. Eastwood, love him or loathe him, has a pedigree with Hollywood that goes back to the 50's and has over 35 directing credits to his name. The directors for Batgirl do not have that. Let's compare, shall we?
Clint's directed movies according to Wikipedia

Clint's top awards according to Wikipedia


And now for the Belgian would be directors of Batgirl, Adil El Arbi and Bilall Fallah's entire wiki page

They left Beverly Hills Cop 4 which was already going straight to Netflix, to focus on directing Batgirl. LOL. LMAO

Their smile, optimism, gone

Maybe it's because I'm racist and I hate the people to weak to live in France so they became Belgian but I think I see a difference between the two. A studio plays ball with Eastwood because he's Eastwood and they've made a lot money off of him and his work. Curly and Larry make a movie that allegedly test audiences hated so much that it was called "irredeemable". One of these things is not like the other. There's another thing to consider. Cry Macho does suck, I don't recommend anyone watch it unless you got friends to throw popcorn at the screen with, but it only cost a reported $33 million. Batgirl wasn't fully finished, costs somewhere between $70 and $100 million, and was probably, somehow, worse than Morbius, a movie with a reported budget of $75-$83 million and got successfully bullied into a failed second release. One of these things is not like the other.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I've basically left KF - a while ago I became a groyper and I just didn't want to stay on a site that promoted liars like Jaden McNeil and Simon Dickerman while attacking Christian nationalism. The more time I've spent away from KF the more I dislike it so I probably won't come back.

(give me s for this if you want, I don't care)

godspeed, blessed papist. You will be missed by this filthy Lutheran. Also Bob is fat and I would not have sex abortions with him.

 

[OutInTheRain]

I can kind of respect the studio for just bailing on Batgirl if it looks like shit....which it does. Just say...fuck it...lesson learned. All the people who are acting like it's a travesty have politicized a shit movie...again.
And Blob's gotta stop simping for the actress, it's not gonna get him a peepee touch. You would think after a lifetime of failure he'd learn that.

 

[Bolo]

If you can only relate to people because of whatever experience they have with Trump, then you are living in a nightmare world Robert, and you deserve to be.

Be forever stuck in this miserable brain rot Robert.

Also, tough day for our pal @Positron today, becase Jesus chris, this Batgirl shit rendered some SALT! Fatass hasn't let go of his phone for a second.

 

[Mola Ram]

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If you can only relate to people because of whatever experience they have with Trump, then you are living in a nightmare world Robert, and you deserve to be.

Be forever stuck in this miserable brain rot Robert.

Also, tough day for our pal @Positron today, becase Jesus chris, this Batgirl shit rendered some SALT! Fatass hasn't let go of his phone for a second.

This is really one of the more alarming things he's said. This isn't just bias, this is monomania that probably requires clinical treatment. Trump either drove a whole lot of people very crazy, or our society was already almost there and his presence just hurried it along.

 

[Positron]

Also, tough day for our pal @Positron today, becase Jesus chris, this Batgirl shit rendered some SALT! Fatass hasn't let go of his phone for a second.

What happens when you deprive this fat retard of his latex porn.

Except of course if said exec is Kevin Feige.



Nutters insinuate that David Zaslav is a Trumpster




We know the moves of these children too well: when they don't get their ways, they cry racist or sexist or transphobia, or all at once.


Whether Zaslav is a Trumpster ghoul or racist or not, he is responsible for the decline of American culture:

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Someone is happy that D-She-U is not happening.

I don't know how shelving a film is a "free speech" issue. And Gotta love when you can tell someone is a tranny through such a small thumbnail.




That's true. So why people are upset about a fictional character getting the axe?

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Why aren't WB make capeshit films for MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!


I DON'T WANT IT SO YOU CAN'T WANT IT!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!




Indeed it is GENOCIDE!!!!!






In reality, no one knows who Leslie Grace is.


Bobby knows statistics and corporate tax.

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Zack Synder made the worst films of the 21st century.


Ezra Miller:




My advice to Bobby:

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On the Good Side of Media:






Everything in media should be political, or, Disney Star War is written by hacks.

I don't have the time to figure out what SW has to do with Zaslav or Bewkes.





It is amazing how angry Bobby is considering he is never short of fresh fap fuel:


And his Big Monkey dream survives too:


The Good Side of Media has their crisis too (archive of NYT article)


The Alex Jones trail is even more of a clown show than people expected; Jones's lawyer accidentally leaked the entire content of Jones's cell phone to the plaintiffs.


Tail end of the Ana drama, with Edward Gorcenski:



This critter is the Epaulette Shark. If you watch wildlife documentaries at all you've have seen it many times.

 

[blablabla]

You know Robert, start dating and getting a social life is free, well kinda, but if people with a lot less money than you do it, so can you!.

But I love this one, so Mr.Mom here acts he's too cool for school, and because Robert likes to lick ass from "hollywood legends", he gets squirmsh whenever the capeshit movies gets shat on and he doesn't have acome back.

And then Roberts gets asstight for being seen as a drooling retard from the "The nerd crew" that goes "very cool", that he has to correct people with "It is my JOB friendo, I do this for a LIVING!!".

And that is true for being the wikipedia bitch for Matpat, another guy who probably doesn't watch these capeshit movies till the end, but on your channel Robert, you can do whatever the fuck you want, no one is twisting your arm to talk non-stop about capeshit.

"But these are my most viewed videos!!" So what? The last Thor flick review got what, 37K views? and this is one of the better watched videos of his this year, with only the Batman review going "barely" over 50K.

Numbers like this do jack with a side of shit on youtube, you ain't making money out of your channel, and since he still makes cash on patreon without ever making anything besides big picture and capeshit review, there is no excuse for Robert to show any other interests and maybe gather a niche but loyal following on that.

But, what does Robert like? I know he likes Godzilla and the other kitsch Japanese kaiju shit, but he only talks about it whenever there is a blockbuster out. He says he likes comics, but I have yet see him talking about anything he is reding right now, I've only seen him reacting to some news about some diversity hire on the main 2 shit. He says he likes videogames, but I don't think he ever played a game till the end since the SNES, all he talks about videogames is some vague notions about cultural aspects of it, and most of that is just his interpretaion on the online culture about it, but the games themselves? I don't think he playes it.

books? Robert talks a lot about being well read and reading all the books. Have you ever seen him talking about any book he is currently reading? Any comment at all?

For a man who lives on twitter and has to give his opinion on everything he feels like, it is shocking how little he does besides political spergery on twitter and bitching about capeshit and their fans or hatters, that is it, I can't honestly tell anything else about Robert, and I've been bitching like the autist that I am about this guy for YEARS!!

It is obvious that Robert resents being seen as a Marvel mark, and he tries to have it away as a necessity for his job, that he isn't like the other the other girls, he has sofisticated tastes... but he never says what tastes those are to be.

And to be honest, I don't think Robert likes capeshit all that much as well. I have a lot more respect for the guy who is all in into the capeshit, than Robert that tries to squirm his way out of being seen as a mark.

I think the only thing Robert really likes is twitter to be honest, and he only tweets what gives him traction, as small as they can be, even if it is to talk about how big Kevin Feigue's ball are.

look over here mr superior future being so retarded and broke ass that he cant do other things that watch shit tier entertainment?

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

The hits keep coming, looks like the Supergirl movie might not happen either:

https://au.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/batgirl-shelved-warner-bros-42114/

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

I can kind of respect the studio for just bailing on Batgirl if it looks like shit....which it does. Just say...fuck it...lesson learned. All the people who are acting like it's a travesty have politicized a shit movie...again.
And Blob's gotta stop simping for the actress, it's not gonna get him a peepee touch. You would think after a lifetime of failure he'd learn that.

I... honestly don't. If anything, They wanted to pull the plug they should've done so while the movie was in production. Not when it was almost complete. By that point, They should've released it to the public, and let it be judged for its merits. WB canning this, Scoob, and then removing some of their already published films to make them Tax downs is nothing short of scummy. I know I am gonna get a lot of disagreement with this.

But this is the one subject I feel there is good reason to be upset. Just not for the reasons Bob highlights.

 

[Dr J]

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If you can only relate to people because of whatever experience they have with Trump, then you are living in a nightmare world Robert, and you deserve to be.

Be forever stuck in this miserable brain rot Robert.

Also, tough day for our pal @Positron today, becase Jesus chris, this Batgirl shit rendered some SALT! Fatass hasn't let go of his phone for a second.

Firstly, take out the word 'not' from his first sentence and you'll actually have something approaching reality

Secondly 'that's why nobody likes you'. WOW, the projection is staggering. This from a man so despised that he was fired from the same two sites twice and all his former colleagues either do their best never to mention him or, if they do, try to distance themselves from him as much as possible.

 

[King Dead]

Also, tough day for our pal @Positron today, becase Jesus chris, this Batgirl shit rendered some SALT! Fatass hasn't let go of his phone for a second.

Jesus H. Christ, you weren't kidding:

Day's not even over yet, and Bobbo's tweeted almost 200 fucking times. Fucker's tweeting once every few minutes for every hour he's been awake today because the people have got to know his Batgirl/WB takes, dammit!

This right here is what addiction looks like, people. If Bob had anyone in his life that truly cared about him and didn't just tolerate his existence on occasion, they'd stage an intervention and get him the help he needs, but doesn't deserve.

 

[Koby_Fish]

What happens when you deprive this fat retard of his latex porn.

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Except of course if said exec is Kevin Feige.

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Nutters insinuate that David Zaslav is a Trumpster
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We know the moves of these children too well: when they don't get their ways, they cry racist or sexist or transphobia, or all at once.
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Whether Zaslav is a Trumpster ghoul or racist or not, he is responsible for the decline of American culture:
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Someone is happy that D-She-U is not happening.
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I don't know how shelving a film is a "free speech" issue. And Gotta love when you can tell someone is a tranny through such a small thumbnail.

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That's true. So why people are upset about a fictional character getting the axe?

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Why aren't WB make capeshit films for MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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I DON'T WANT IT SO YOU CAN'T WANT IT!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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Indeed it is GENOCIDE!!!!!
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In reality, no one knows who Leslie Grace is.
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Bobby knows statistics and corporate tax.
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Zack Synder made the worst films of the 21st century.
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Ezra Miller:
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My advice to Bobby:
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On the Good Side of Media:
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Everything in media should be political, or, Disney Star War is written by hacks.
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I don't have the time to figure out what SW has to do with Zaslav or Bewkes.

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It is amazing how angry Bobby is considering he is never short of fresh fap fuel:
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And his Big Monkey dream survives too:
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The Good Side of Media has their crisis too (archive of NYT article)
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The Alex Jones trail is even more of a clown show than people expected; Jones's lawyer accidentally leaked the entire content of Jones's cell phone to the plaintiffs.
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Tail end of the Ana drama, with Edward Gorcenski:
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This critter is the Epaulette Shark. If you watch wildlife documentaries at all you've have seen it many times.

"sharks figured out how to come get us on land now" - idiotbob
NO, Bob. These sharks are harmless and dorbs. They will not come get you on land. These lil fuckers would just as soon run the other way as come get you. Unless you pissed it off and then it'll just nip you. These are fucking carpet sharks, not great whites, ffs.

 

[Dr J]

I... honestly don't. If anything, They wanted to pull the plug they should've done so while the movie was in production. Not when it was almost complete. By that point, They should've released it to the public, and let it be judged for its merits. WB canning this, Scoob, and then removing some of their already published films to make them Tax downs is nothing short of scummy. I know I am gonna get a lot of disagreement with this.

But this is the one subject I feel there is good reason to be upset. Just not for the reasons Bob highlights.

I can see where you're coming from, but I can also see where they're coming from. These are direct-to-streaming films, they were never ever going to make back the money the studio spent on them. You say 'let the public decide' but would YOU subscribe to HBO Max for yet another eyerolling piece of woke dogshit? Of course, they could pump more money into it and make somewhat passable, but that's a bit like polishing a turd. Better just to write it down for taxes and get back more money than they ever would have made on it.

Studios do stuff like this all the time. I think it's either Megas XLR or Sym-Bionic Titan (or both) that literally can't be continued because the studio wrote it off for taxes and if they make any more that would constitute making a profit on it, so they'd have to pay a penalty.

 

[A Watchful Ghost]

I can see where you're coming from, but I can also see where they're coming from. These are direct-to-streaming films, they were never ever going to make back the money the studio spent on them. You say 'let the public decide' but would YOU subscribe to HBO Max for yet another eyerolling piece of woke dogshit? Of course, they could pump more money into it and make somewhat passable, but that's a bit like polishing a turd. Better just to write it down for taxes and get back more money than they ever would have made on it.

Studios do stuff like this all the time. I think it's either Megas XLR or Sym-Bionic Titan (or both) that literally can't be continued because the studio wrote it off for taxes and if they make any more that would constitute making a profit on it, so they'd have to pay a penalty.

I'm not going to pretend to know the quality of the movie since we can only go through speculation, and early screening reports, and doing so would be pointless. Even so to write off without getting a chance to see if it swims or drowns is just a move that will bite them in the arse as many up and coming directors will now be scared to work with them, if they are in constant risk of losing their work just because the studio wants to make profit. It sends the wrong message to everyone. The audience, Filmmakers, and even those inside working rn.

I think it's either Megas XLR or Sym-Bionic Titan (or both) that literally can't be continued because the studio wrote it off for taxes and if they make any more that would constitute making a profit on it, so they'd have to pay a penalty.

Don't remind me. Those deserved better than what they got..

 

[Dr J]

This right here is what addiction looks like, people. If Bob had anyone in his life that truly cared about him and didn't just tolerate his existence on occasion, they'd stage an intervention and get him the help he needs, but doesn't deserve.

Unfortunately I doubt the Chipman family, being a family of morbidly obese alcoholics, really have the facility to both recognise and confront addiction

I'm not going to pretend to know the quality of the movie since we can only go through speculation, and early screening reports, and doing so would be pointless. Even so to write off without getting a chance to see if it swims or drowns is just a move that will bite them in the arse as many up and coming directors will now be scared to work with them, if they are in constant risk of losing their work just because the studio wants to make profit. It sends the wrong message to everyone. The audience, Filmmakers, and even those inside working rn.

Again, that's the business. A lot of films don't get made, and of the films that do get made, many get shelved, or the director gets removed, or the director gets kicked out of the editing room, all sorts of nonsense. It happens even to the greats. I don't actually know how common it is for a studio to just bin a film that's complete/mostly complete, but it does happen, Alfred Hitchcock's career was almost stillborn because the studio heads watched his first films, saw that he was making 'arty' films, said 'what the fuck is this?' and were almost going to bin them, until they realised 'fuck it, we spent the money' and decided to release them anyway

 

[RockVolnutt]

On the Good Side of Media:
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This is funnier with something he retweeted right before this. Disney=Democrats=black people apparently. I don't know how Robert remembers to breathe honestly.

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[Bolo]

I can see where you're coming from, but I can also see where they're coming from. These are direct-to-streaming films, they were never ever going to make back the money the studio spent on them. You say 'let the public decide' but would YOU subscribe to HBO Max for yet another eyerolling piece of woke dogshit? Of course, they could pump more money into it and make somewhat passable, but that's a bit like polishing a turd. Better just to write it down for taxes and get back more money than they ever would have made on it.

Studios do stuff like this all the time. I think it's either Megas XLR or Sym-Bionic Titan (or both) that literally can't be continued because the studio wrote it off for taxes and if they make any more that would constitute making a profit on it, so they'd have to pay a penalty.

Man if that's what really happened with Sym-Bionic Titan, that bums my day... And I was kinda bummed by the Scooby-Doo flick getting the ax as well, yeah Scoob" was mediocre, but ya know, I have a soft spot for the Hanna Barbera shit.

Anyway, everybody is playing couch executive quarterback and that good and fun, but unless you know what the actual number behind what WB is doing, all we can do is speculate, some Ivy league Hollywood exec dumping a movie just for racist reasons is some weird terminal online cope shit.

Look, times are getting rough, getting leaner and meaner tends to be seen as a smart move in such days, and if anything, maybe, just maybe this can be a new way to look at how stream services work.

Retards like Robert here cry "why don't you just dump the Bat-girl movie into stream!!" but maybe it is time to stop seeing stream as garbage dumb.

I like Netflix, trully Ido, and they had my favorite show of last year, Midnight Mass, and here they have Ghibli stuff and I have Castle In the Sky all the time. But fuck me side ways, 80% of netflix original content is SHIT, just SHIT, and I don't mean the woke stuff, no, just SHIT.

And I get the model behind it, tons of content, for a variety of people, and pump it to get people keeping their subscription. And this worked back in 2012, whenthere were 3 services and they were better than going over laggy piracy shit like Putlocker.

But now that even my Grandma has a streaming service, just pumping shit out doesn't work anymore, and in case of netflix, it damaged the name to the point that a"netflix original" is considered a joke, and I have the suspition that now most people watch it for the Korean soap operas more than anything.

So maybe it's time for Quality over quantity you know, to keep on their toes whenever a movie drops on HBOmax, it mean a great movie to be seen.

This system of "everything gets a green light" does not work, if people don't have the pressure to deliver quality, they will deliver shit and I hope with this cuts, WB is ready to separate the wheat from the chaff, and maybe other will follow.

Because my fucking god, we have movie Critics like Robert here demanding time wasting mediocrity here for the sake of social media approval, fuck off with this shit, like I said, I liked Scooby and was bummed when they axed the sequel, but I don't mind it if it means they will focus on quality deliver in the future, because as much as I liked Scooby, it was a mediocre to bad movie and they can do better

 

[EnemyStand]

Man if that's what really happened with Sym-Bionic Titan, that bums my day... And I was kinda bummed by the Scooby-Doo flick getting the ax as well, yeah Scoob" was mediocre, but ya know, I have a soft spot for the Hanna Barbera shit.

Anyway, everybody is playing couch executive quarterback and that good and fun, but unless you know what the actual number behind what WB is doing, all we can do is speculate, some Ivy league Hollywood exec dumping a movie just for racist reasons is some weird terminal online cope shit.

Look, times are getting rough, getting leaner and meaner tends to be seen as a smart move in such days, and if anything, maybe, just maybe this can be a new way to look at how stream services work.

Retards like Robert here cry "why don't you just dump the Bat-girl movie into stream!!" but maybe it is time to stop seeing stream as garbage dumb.

I like Netflix, trully Ido, and they had my favorite show of last year, Midnight Mass, and here they have Ghibli stuff and I have Castle In the Sky all the time. But fuck me side ways, 80% of netflix original content is SHIT, just SHIT, and I don't mean the woke stuff, no, just SHIT.

And I get the model behind it, tons of content, for a variety of people, and pump it to get people keeping their subscription. And this worked back in 2012, whenthere were 3 services and they were better than going over laggy piracy shit like Putlocker.

But now that even my Grandma has a streaming service, just pumping shit out doesn't work anymore, and in case of netflix, it damaged the name to the point that a"netflix original" is considered a joke, and I have the suspition that now most people watch it for the Korean soap operas more than anything.

So maybe it's time for Quality over quantity you know, to keep on their toes whenever a movie drops on HBOmax, it mean a great movie to be seen.

This system of "everything gets a green light" does not work, if people don't have the pressure to deliver quality, they will deliver shit and I hope with this cuts, WB is ready to separate the wheat from the chaff, and maybe other will follow.

Because my fucking god, we have movie Critics like Robert here demanding time wasting mediocrity here for the sake of social media approval, fuck off with this shit, like I said, I liked Scooby and was bummed when they axed the sequel, but I don't mind it if it means they will focus on quality deliver in the future, because as much as I liked Scooby, it was a mediocre to bad movie and they can do better

I'd like to see that, but as long as shovelware exists that can make money, shovelware will exist. What I'd really like is for streaming services to mostly work as IP farms rather than making their own content. Older movies and TV shows are where it's at these days since the modern stuff is just bad. And like you said, I don't just mean the crap pushing THE MESSAGE.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Unfortunately I doubt the Chipman family, being a family of morbidly obese alcoholics, really have the facility to both recognise and confront addiction

Again, that's the business. A lot of films don't get made, and of the films that do get made, many get shelved, or the director gets removed, or the director gets kicked out of the editing room, all sorts of nonsense. It happens even to the greats. I don't actually know how common it is for a studio to just bin a film that's complete/mostly complete, but it does happen, Alfred Hitchcock's career was almost stillborn because the studio heads watched his first films, saw that he was making 'arty' films, said 'what the fuck is this?' and were almost going to bin them, until they realised 'fuck it, we spent the money' and decided to release them anyway

as 'self-aware' as Lesser Brother managed to be by admitting he grew up in a house with Alcoholism, Lesser Brother sure hasn't let up on the margaritas and hipster beer consumption since that admission. In other words, Chippa doesn't recognize the extent of his own dependence on alcohol, and neither does Bob.

Man if that's what really happened with Sym-Bionic Titan, that bums my day... And I was kinda bummed by the Scooby-Doo flick getting the ax as well, yeah Scoob" was mediocre, but ya know, I have a soft spot for the Hanna Barbera shit.

Anyway, everybody is playing couch executive quarterback and that good and fun, but unless you know what the actual number behind what WB is doing, all we can do is speculate, some Ivy league Hollywood exec dumping a movie just for racist reasons is some weird terminal online cope shit.

Look, times are getting rough, getting leaner and meaner tends to be seen as a smart move in such days, and if anything, maybe, just maybe this can be a new way to look at how stream services work.

Retards like Robert here cry "why don't you just dump the Bat-girl movie into stream!!" but maybe it is time to stop seeing stream as garbage dumb.

I like Netflix, trully Ido, and they had my favorite show of last year, Midnight Mass, and here they have Ghibli stuff and I have Castle In the Sky all the time. But fuck me side ways, 80% of netflix original content is SHIT, just SHIT, and I don't mean the woke stuff, no, just SHIT.

And I get the model behind it, tons of content, for a variety of people, and pump it to get people keeping their subscription. And this worked back in 2012, whenthere were 3 services and they were better than going over laggy piracy shit like Putlocker.

But now that even my Grandma has a streaming service, just pumping shit out doesn't work anymore, and in case of netflix, it damaged the name to the point that a"netflix original" is considered a joke, and I have the suspition that now most people watch it for the Korean soap operas more than anything.

So maybe it's time for Quality over quantity you know, to keep on their toes whenever a movie drops on HBOmax, it mean a great movie to be seen.

This system of "everything gets a green light" does not work, if people don't have the pressure to deliver quality, they will deliver shit and I hope with this cuts, WB is ready to separate the wheat from the chaff, and maybe other will follow.

Because my fucking god, we have movie Critics like Robert here demanding time wasting mediocrity here for the sake of social media approval, fuck off with this shit, like I said, I liked Scooby and was bummed when they axed the sequel, but I don't mind it if it means they will focus on quality deliver in the future, because as much as I liked Scooby, it was a mediocre to bad movie and they can do better

Film Robert is so pozzed that he can't recognize shit for what it is if it has diverse casting/writing/directing, because that would be racist or something.
Counterpoint: Racism of lowered expectations is still racism.

 

[Eydallur]

He's not able to masturbate to a woman in tights. Simple as.

Dumb question but he's got no girlfriend yet?