Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[EnemyStand]

Dumb question but he's got no girlfriend yet?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAno.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

DisneyBob should be happy that the actress dodged a fucking billet because Batgirl is too toxic to work on both film and television.

The first time they did it was in Batman and Robin. A film that sucked so hard it killed Alicia Silverstone’s rising career.

The second time was the CW show. A show that sucked so much cock it had to have two bland actresses who can’t act for shit as the main character.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Man if that's what really happened with Sym-Bionic Titan, that bums my day... And I was kinda bummed by the Scooby-Doo flick getting the ax as well, yeah Scoob" was mediocre, but ya know, I have a soft spot for the Hanna Barbera shit.

It was Megas XLR that was written off as a tax loss. and the IP is forever buried in the vault. The creators tried to get it back and it ain't happening, ever. Symbionic Titan was also written off. But not as harshly, probably to avoid burning bridges with Genedy Tartakovsky. It's in more of a limbo. It was briefly on Netflix but now is gone.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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The fuck is he talking about? Weinstein racked up how many Academy Award wins and nominations? Weinstein was known for editing films not cancelling them.

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The fuck is he talking about? HBO Max didn't come about to push 5G and they didn't "dump the entire thing on Discovery"? He thinks Zaslav is "just gutting the whole company" because he cancelled a bunch of low budget projects?

Why aren't WB make capeshit films for MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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He was bitching about this with AT&T, so they spun it off to somebody else to run and now he's bitching about that because they are cancelling a single movie. He says "PLENTY" of better potential overseers but he really just means Disney.

Bobby knows statistics and corporate tax.
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If they release it they don't get the "tax write-down for investors", Bob. You're arguing that you, who has no idea what the financials are, is an a better position than the head of the company about whether or not the tax benefits will outweigh how much they can make dumping out a crappy movie.

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"Boring Thanos"? You mean what Disney turned Thanos into?

Oh, wait, you're talking about Darkseid, who got like four lines in all of the Snyder Cut* so you actually have no idea what he'd be like.

*And the prior regime had cut completely out of Justice League so they could save him for the future.

Zack Synder made the worst films of the 21st century.
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"the entire reason Warner Bros. basically doesn't exist anymore"

Suicide Squad made a massive amount of money, Man of Steel and BvS did very well. The Snyder Cut was a curiosity complete film sitting on the cutting room floor UNRELEASED (#ReleaseBatgirl) that was easy to finish and throw on HBO Max during a pandemic that had shut down movie production globally. Through this all, Warner made record profits and stayed profitable through the pandemic. AT&T had to divest from Warner because of the debts they took on during the merger and then the pandemic completely crunched this since they had over a year they couldn't release movies to theaters, it had nothing to do with the DC Films slate, especially not because you disliked them, Bob.

Despise these films for good reasons or insane ones but it's even more delusional to claim these somehow sunk the studio when they only really took a bath on one of them (for reasons you never complain about) and WW1984 just was bad timing.

 

[RockVolnutt]

The second time was the CW show. A show that sucked so much cock it had to have two bland actresses who can’t act for shit as the main character.

That's Batwoman, not Batgirl.

 

[Dr J]

DisneyBob should be happy that the actress dodged a fucking billet because Batgirl is too toxic to work on both film and television.

The first time they did it was in Batman and Robin. A film that sucked so hard it killed Alicia Silverstone’s rising career.

The second time was the CW show. A show that sucked so much cock it had to have two bland actresses who can’t act for shit as the main character.

Well, firstly, that's Batwoman not Batgirl and secondly the first time was the Adam West series, where the character was popular enough that she continued in comics for decades after.

Also, she was played in The New Batman Adventures by Tara Strong, before she was Tara Strong, and that role among others led her to be one of the most prolific voice actresses in the business. Probably because these lonely ass animators realised she gives good head

 

[NaviSpider]

Bob is so pathetic. If The Batman or Joker got shelved after being mostly complete he'd dance on their graves so much he'd be in danger of a heart attack. The fucker gloats and counts it as a win when somebody he doesn't like gets so much as a splinter, he'd be an insufferable smug prick if a film "of the enemy" got cancelled.

But because it's a comic book film nobody asked for starring a diverse lady it's suddenly become the civil rights movement 2.0.

It's like another commenter said, he'd already made up his mind he liked it because it ticks the right boxes for his side, so it feels like an attack to him that it's not happening. We see through you Bob, you shallow, sad little man.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Dumb question but he's got no girlfriend yet?

Allegedly he had been a beard to a Lesbun Stockbroker, and somehow wrangled a threesome by quoting Blubber or Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret to a couple of lesbuns in his class in like junior high or sometime around then. Also he claims he never brings anyone to the cookout (as tortured a metaphor as this is), but he seldom makes his own plate (this means he gets one-night stands on the regular, _EW.)
But these are all lies and cope from one of the biggest liars in the internet. His current cope is he just "hasn't found The One " and he finds "tall women" hot (which is why he simps for the troons, who will never touch his peepee - but hey, friendo, maybe the idea of them touching his peepee is all he needs; not the reality of it. It's all good-boy points that Bob collects so that the Universe will reward him with that jetpack or robot body with built-in jetpack and wheat and colony bugpod on Mars he wants so bad![/cope]) and also he finds librarian types hot but for some reason they all turn out to be MAGAnaise Ghoulen and utterers of Wrongspeak and Believers of Wrongthink. And god forbid Bob date outside his species (something something Not a Person) religion political affiliation.

Somehow he thinks simping hard for abortion (and thus by extention The Hotdog Abortion) will attract and thus snag Ms. Right for him, but that hasn't happened yet, somehow, no matter how often he visits the watering holes of exam-unwinding Harvard students and discount Dave & Buster's and starts loudly discussing the leftist topics du jour or randomly kicking stools out from unaware alleged MAGAnaise Ghoulen. (also if he's done this, why was he not banned from the watering hole where this occurred? Gonna press X to doubt here)

If Bob ever told the truth about having any of his alleged 1-night stands, I'd hate to see how many shots/hipster beers/wine boxes these alleged ladies put away to have the beer goggles necessary to find Bob attractive enough to have carnal knowledge and whether such required levels of inebriation mean that such carnal knowlege would qualify as technical raep. If such a thing ever happened, did they go back to her place or did they have to do it in the back of Bob's car while he played Gameboy to wait til his parents fell asleep (pre-2014 or currently)? Just a thought.

 

[Eydallur]

Somehow he thinks simping hard for abortion (and thus by extention The Hotdog Abortion) will attract and thus snag Ms. Right for him, but that hasn't happened yet, somehow, no matter how often he visits the watering holes of exam-unwinding Harvard students

It hadn't occured to him maybe college students aren't into 40 year olds unless they roll up in a lambo?

 

[NaviSpider]

Allegedly he had been a beard to a Lesbun Stockbroker, and somehow wrangled a threesome by quoting Blubber or Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret to a couple of lesbuns in his class in like junior high or sometime around then. Also he claims he never brings anyone to the cookout (as tortured a metaphor as this is), but he seldom makes his own plate (this means he gets one-night stands on the regular, _EW.)
But these are all lies and cope from one of the biggest liars in the internet. His current cope is he just "hasn't found The One " and he finds "tall women" hot (which is why he simps for the troons, who will never touch his peepee - but hey, friendo, maybe the idea of them touching his peepee is all he needs; not the reality of it. It's all good-boy points that Bob collects so that the Universe will reward him with that jetpack or robot body with built-in jetpack and wheat and colony bugpod on Mars he wants so bad![/cope]) and also he finds librarian types hot but for some reason they all turn out to be MAGAnaise Ghoulen and utterers of Wrongspeak and Believers of Wrongthink. And god forbid Bob date outside his species (something something Not a Person) religion political affiliation.

Somehow he thinks simping hard for abortion (and thus by extention The Hotdog Abortion) will attract and thus snag Ms. Right for him, but that hasn't happened yet, somehow, no matter how often he visits the watering holes of exam-unwinding Harvard students and discount Dave & Buster's and starts loudly discussing the leftist topics du jour or randomly kicking stools out from unaware alleged MAGAnaise Ghoulen.

If Bob ever told the truth about having any of his alleged 1-night stands, I'd hate to see how many shots/hipster beers/wine boxes these alleged ladies put away to have the beer goggles necessary to find Bob attractive enough to have carnal knowledge and whether such required levels of inebriation mean that such carnal knowlege would qualify as technical raep. If such a thing ever happened, did they go back to her place or did they have to do it in the back of Bob's car while he played Gameboy to wait til his parents fell asleep (pre-2014 or currently)? Just a thought.

Exaggerating or straight up making up sexual exploits is a laughably sexist thing, and ironically very frat bro behaviour. Seriously, if you stuck a copy of Bob's brain in the body of a muscular, young dude, Bob would  despise them.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Dumb question but he's got no girlfriend yet?

Back when he first got fired by Escapist, he made a hint in one of his blogs that he was in a relationship but wouldn't talk about it because he didn't want his personal life on the web, but even back then he was on twitter all the time so it was obvious he was lying. After that, he's tried to brag that he's getting a lot of one night stands but that's obviously false too.

The fuck is he talking about? Weinstein racked up how many Academy Award wins and nominations? Weinstein was known for editing films not cancelling them.


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"the entire reason Warner Bros. basically doesn't exist anymore"

Suicide Squad made a massive amount of money, Man of Steel and BvS did very well. The Snyder Cut was a curiosity complete film sitting on the cutting room floor UNRELEASED (#ReleaseBatgirl) that was easy to finish and throw on HBO Max during a pandemic that had shut down movie production globally. Through this all, Warner made record profits and stayed profitable through the pandemic. AT&T had to divest from Warner because of the debts they took on during the merger and then the pandemic completely crunched this since they had over a year they couldn't release movies to theaters, it had nothing to do with the DC Films slate, especially not because you disliked them, Bob.

Despise these films for good reasons or insane ones but it's even more delusional to claim these somehow sunk the studio when they only really took a bath on one of them (for reasons you never complain about) and WW1984 just was bad timing.

He got this terribly wrong, but I'll explain what he meant: Back when Weinstein had his own company, he would buy up the distribution rights to movies and then demand they be cut down without even watching them. For example, with Snowpiercer, he told the director he needed to cut out 20 minutes of the movie the first time they spoke. The director refused so Harvey made his threat: If the film got recut, it would go to 1500 theaters. If it wasn't, it would only go to 500. It wasn't recut so it got a small release, though good word of mouth helped it reach almost 90 million on a 40 million budget.

I think he's under the impression that the new executive dude is doing the same thing... somehow.

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Bob thinks films are more important than they are economically. The main reason he thinks California could cut itself off from America and be its own country is because he's convinced Hollywood is the main export of the US, when in reality Agriculture (Which he thinks is worthless) is higher on the list. Hell, he has no idea that Disney's main income comes from tourism and not Marvel and Star Wars movies.

 

[Dr J]

Dumb question but he's got no girlfriend yet?

Real dumb question, he's clearly a virgin

It hadn't occured to him maybe college students aren't into 40 year olds unless they roll up in a lambo?

Lambo or not, I doubt most college girls are into morbidly obese 40 year old men who look like my gay Geography teacher

Back when he first got fired by Escapist, he made a hint in one of his blogs that he was in a relationship but wouldn't talk about it because he didn't want his personal life on the web, but even back then he was on twitter all the time so it was obvious he was lying. After that, he's tried to brag that he's getting a lot of one night stands but that's obviously false too.

I think that was back when he was trying to fuck the Opinioness. Failed, obviously

 

[Flexo]

Studios do stuff like this all the time. I think it's either Megas XLR or Sym-Bionic Titan (or both) that literally can't be continued because the studio wrote it off for taxes and if they make any more that would constitute making a profit on it, so they'd have to pay a penalty.

As a huge Megas XLR fan...

Thanks for making me cry today. /heavy sarc

 

[dzonatan]

"I do nothing but watch movies because I don't have enough money to do other shit!"

What does a library card cost? $10? I think they might actually be free in Massachusetts. It costs $10 at most for unlimited access to more books than anyone could read in their lifetime. A Thinker would be able to monetize their reading habit by, say, reading the pulp stories that inspired modern superheroes and making a video series discussing the similarities and differences. Or you could read the novels that inspried popular movies and make clickbait videos about how the movie is ten times better.

You could also take up birdwatching, which only requires a field guide (free online or from the library) and at least one functioning eyeball. Maybe invest in a cheap pair of binoculars for like $50 if diabetes is starting to affect your vision. Or you could volunteer at a local food bank, homeless shelter, or Habitat for Humanity. Or you could take up hiking, which at minimum requires a pair of shoes, a water bottle, and some sunscreen/bug spray. Boston is like two hours from the Appalachian Trail, Bob. Or you could write another book, which not only is free to do but would make you a bit of pocket change when some Kiwis bought it to read and make fun of you.

Basically any American who claims they don't have enough money to do anything but laze around the house watching Netflix is full of shit and probably a colossal bore.

But those things are booooooring and mundaaaaaaaaane. Where are the flashy explosions, sexy babes and political drama?

/sarcasm

 

[Chaos Theorist]

THEY COULDNT EVEN CAST A REDHEAD FOR FUCKING BATGIRL NOW?

 

[RockVolnutt]

THEY COULDNT EVEN CAST A REDHEAD FOR FUCKING BATGIRL NOW?

Hollywood has been against men's right to redheads for a long time now. They know it unites us and that terrifies them. Absolutely inhumane

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

This is interesting because Bob admits that the movie sucks and I guess he's suggestion they let the brand continue to be garbage.

Dumb question but he's got no girlfriend yet?

The only real woman that we can verify he was "close" with publicly humiliated and shamed him 2 years ago. Beyond that it's just troons I don't think he's actually met irl for days.

Also he claims he never brings anyone to the cookout (as tortured a metaphor as this is), but he seldom makes his own plate (this means he gets one-night stands on the regular, _EW.)

I don't know if anyone outside of us can even glean that from his statement, it's so bad. It implies that he goes to cookouts and then most of the time gets waited on like he's a child who can't be trusted to scoop out the potato salad himself or pickup the hot chicken quarter without burning himself or even reach any of it. "I don't have anyone that wants to be my +1 at the party but man do I get bitches serve me up a platter. Bitches love serving me."

Here's the actual tweet for anyone unaware.

I always screenshot when I post his feed. Robert does this thing that he never outright deletes his embarrasing stuff when he is in the middle of getting heat, because the fatass has a pride, but when people move on, he tends to scrub some of his most embarrasing moments, like this recent classic:

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Surprise surprise this has been deleted.

 

[Positron]

20 Feb 2021 - "You are Supergirl".
Today - Trump ruined everything.

If Bobby likes latinx playthings so much why doesn't he watch Mexican movies?


Total non sequitur and what an ugly costume.



Bobby shares his sick sexual fantasy:

Someone photoshop Bobby and The Abortion on this please. If it is good I'll include it in my OP.





Bobby has a theory, but he twisted his fingers trying to type it out.


Rumors, rumors, and the latest rumors.

If, as Bobby repeatedly reminds us, WB is now notorious for releasing stinkers, then it argues for them to tighten their quality control -- which is exactly what Zaslav is allegedly doing.

More on Zack Synder:


All in all, Bobby and co. should learn to be gracious, like Leslie Grace and her agent.

Well, it'd be feminist for Grace to shit on everyone like Jennifer Lawrence does. Where is Jennifer Lawrence now?











Scooby-Doo got scrapped too, no doubt due to Breedism:


Some worry that paper comic books are on their way out. About time too.

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On the Right Side of Culture, hope springs Eternal.

So this Parrot Analytics bullshit is just a web bot and in no way reflects real demands.

What if Riri Williams told her teacher that she wanted to be a drag queen when she grew up?

"Woo! You're gonna be a brave and stunning drag queen! I'm proud of you already!"
"You're supposed to say 'You mean drag king?' Girls can't be drag queens. And then I say...'"
"Girl, save your bullshit to Reddit!"

Nutters fantasizes how they would corrupt Yellowstone.

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The Catholic Church spends money to save lives. Some people, in particular women, don't like that.



So what has Bobby done for gay and trans rights?

Angel on Alex Jones.



These "animals" are not real.

 

[Mola Ram]

If The Batman or Joker got shelved after being mostly complete he'd dance on their graves so much he'd be in danger of a heart attack.

Yeah, but then again Bob risks a heart attack every time he takes a shit.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

That's Batwoman, not Batgirl.

Well, firstly, that's Batwoman not Batgirl and secondly the first time was the Adam West series, where the character was popular enough that she continued in comics for decades after.

Also, she was played in The New Batman Adventures by Tara Strong, before she was Tara Strong, and that role among others led her to be one of the most prolific voice actresses in the business. Probably because these lonely ass animators realised she gives good head

Yeah I fucked up.