Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Tronathon242]

Bob is so pathetic. If The Batman or Joker got shelved after being mostly complete he'd dance on their graves so much he'd be in danger of a heart attack. The fucker gloats and counts it as a win when somebody he doesn't like gets so much as a splinter, he'd be an insufferable smug prick if a film "of the enemy" got cancelled.

But because it's a comic book film nobody asked for starring a diverse lady it's suddenly become the civil rights movement 2.0.

It's like another commenter said, he'd already made up his mind he liked it because it ticks the right boxes for his side, so it feels like an attack to him that it's not happening. We see through you Bob, you shallow, sad little man.

He's only ever able to view things through the lens of some kind of all encompassing war. This victories for his side are to be cherished and those for his enemies are to be condemned in the harshest terms. I wouldn't be surprised if he goes all in like this with the upcoming Predator prequel Prey. The actress there also ticks the right boxes, has vocally expressed that the film is far more important for representation than for it being in a series with a "big space monster" (he words), and the detractors have pointed out how shit it looks and how the emphasis on diversity is unwarranted and unwanted in a series that was quite diverse to begin with already.

Dumb question but he's got no girlfriend yet?

Oh he does, but to re-appropriate a phrase Bob throws around like candy, she isn't a person.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

All in all, Bobby and co. should learn to be gracious, like Leslie Grace and her agent.

Well, it'd be feminist for Grace to shit on everyone like Jennifer Lawrence does. Where is Jennifer Lawrence now?

She should be diplomatic because that's how you keep working, something Bob knows very little about. Shout out to Tyler Freshcorn, real name Embarrassment, who up with a primo idea on how he can continue to consoom only to have the Lord of Lynn to steamroll him and almost completely ignore his point. In his reply to Embarrassment his first point is "movies have been cancelled before". So why are is Bob spending more than one day crying about a movie based on a show that no one watches? I also like how he goes after the autistic Synder Cut bros. Yo Bob! Real talk.... their annoying autism got a movie released that you swore up and down never existed. They accomplished something with their autism. What have you accomplished with yours? Getting Batgirl released? You do not care about Mexican Babs Gordon. You only care that she's Mexican.

I don't believe anything would ever come from a diverse group of retards angerly tweeting to #ReleaseBatgirl but they should because it would be funny seeing Bob become the very thing he hates, again, and there's a non zero chance that it works. I need to see a movie so bad that they scrapped it after it was done.

So what has Bobby done for gay and trans rights?

Bruh. Really? Did you forget how he went to protest a straight pride parade once in 2019?

So Bob attended the Straight Pride Parade in Boston today to counter protest.
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And of course...
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In that very same counter protest he stood by as an annoying cunt was being accosted by a cop for being an annoying cunt!

Bob's a tough guy everyone.
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He's also just flat out calling for violence against the Boston PD.
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So take your snide comments implying that Bob has never done anything of value for his protected purse puppies and put them back in your pocket! He went outside, kinda walked around, and then just stood there. Bobbyboi deserves a goddamned medal more than those service men he pretends to care about.

 

[EnemyStand]

The Catholic Church spends money to save lives. Some people, in particular women, don't like that.
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Ohohoho, let's get into how much your people spent on the pro-baby murder side. I can guarantee you it is far, FAR more than the Church. Money they could have used to alleviate poverty, etc., etc. Never mind that in the Church's mind, it's money being used to save lives and guarantee rights of people literally unable to speak for themselves so it's money well spent even if the bill got defeated this time. Also, let's not go into how Catholic pro-life rallies were attacked, pro-life signs were vandalized and stolen, and the attempted invasion of the Catholic pro-life conferences you all did in an effort to disrupt. Not to mention you all lied constantly about what the bill actually said. I'd say deal with the plank in your eye before you worry about the speck of dust in ours, but apparently you have an entire redwood growing out of your face.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Yeah Bob, I wonder why they wouldn't cancel the sequel to the highest grossing R-rate movie of all time, but would cancel the spin-off starring Superman and Batman's sidekicks.

Surely this requires me to switch out my thinking cap for my believing cap to understand this chud business decision.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

As someone who only learned about carpet sharks through a post on my KF profile I feel I have a personal stake in calling Bob a moron this time.

 

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This is interesting because Bob admits that the movie sucks and I guess he's suggestion they let the brand continue to be garbage.

The only real woman that we can verify he was "close" with publicly humiliated and shamed him 2 years ago. Beyond that it's just troons I don't think he's actually met irl for days.

I don't know if anyone outside of us can even glean that from his statement, it's so bad. It implies that he goes to cookouts and then most of the time gets waited on like he's a child who can't be trusted to scoop out the potato salad himself or pickup the hot chicken quarter without burning himself or even reach any of it. "I don't have anyone that wants to be my +1 at the party but man do I get bitches serve me up a platter. Bitches love serving me."

Here's the actual tweet for anyone unaware.

Surprise surprise this has been deleted.

i have always read that tweet as retardo confessing his chronic masturbator problems

 

[Mola Ram]

i have always read that tweet as retardo confessing his chronic masturbator problems

"The ladies have to use both hands" = some poor waitress loading up a plate with two ladles to keep up with Bob's bottomless gut.

 

[The Ugly One]

This is interesting because Bob admits that the movie sucks and I guess he's suggestion they let the brand continue to be garbage.

The only real woman that we can verify he was "close" with publicly humiliated and shamed him 2 years ago. Beyond that it's just troons I don't think he's actually met irl for days.

I don't know if anyone outside of us can even glean that from his statement, it's so bad. It implies that he goes to cookouts and then most of the time gets waited on like he's a child who can't be trusted to scoop out the potato salad himself or pickup the hot chicken quarter without burning himself or even reach any of it. "I don't have anyone that wants to be my +1 at the party but man do I get bitches serve me up a platter. Bitches love serving me."

Here's the actual tweet for anyone unaware.

Surprise surprise this has been deleted.

He probably pays for call girls, like Boogie does. No way is anybody touching his weird, gross, diabetic body otherwise.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

He probably pays for call girls, like Boogie does. No way is anybody touching his weird, gross, diabetic body otherwise.

That would imply that he has money. Though I guess at one point he had money.

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His little growth spurt he got in the middle of July has been completely wiped out and then some. He is now at his lowest funding point in his 7 years of being on Patreon.


Better hope those super secret and completely real projects that he hints at from time to time manifest or MatPat keeps him around. Morning benders and hookers don't come cheap.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

These "animals" are not real.

Why would Bob even care about Pokemon? (Rhetorical question.) I can't imagine him playing any of the games (or even his supposedly-beloved Mario) because it would take too much time from tweeting his shit takes and making shittier videos.

I must show some appreciation for Bob's performative outrage over Zaslav shitcanning Batgirl as the film had almost no buzz and I would be surprised if he knew who Lesile Grace was before the news came out. Simpletons like him will always latch onto any manufactured controversy for even a crumb of relevance.

That would imply that he has money. Though I guess at one point he had money.

Imagine Bob having to explain to Ma Chipman why there's a dead hooker in her basement.

 

[Dr J]

He probably pays for call girls, like Boogie does. No way is anybody touching his weird, gross, diabetic body otherwise.

He's too autistic to go to whores. Even Chris Chan only got a whore because other people helped him get one.

Besides, where would he take these whores? In his mother's basement?

 

[The Ugly One]

Why would Bob even care about Pokemon? (Rhetorical question.) I can't imagine him playing any of the games (or even his supposedly-beloved Mario) because it would take too much time from tweeting his shit takes and making shittier videos.

I wonder if psychological changes of middle age are hitting Bob. I'm very close in age to him, and video games just don't hit the way they used to. This is fine. I don't play video games all weekend or thirst after the next release. I do other things in life. But then, I didn't build an identity around being The Video Game Guy or whatever like Bob did with Mario.

 

[Dr J]

I wonder if psychological changes of middle age are hitting Bob. I'm very close in age to him, and video games just don't hit the way they used to. This is fine. I don't play video games all weekend or thirst after the next release. I do other things in life. But then, I didn't build an identity around being The Video Game Guy or whatever like Bob did with Mario.

It's not middle age. Vidya probably doesn't hit the same for you because most video games these days are shite and not worth getting excited about. They don't hit the same for him because he was never actually particularly interested in them. If he was it was in the same way and with the same kind of fervour that he's now interested in MCU capeshit, i.e. Nintendo games were the next 'big thing' that he could be 'in on' and pretend to be knowledgeable about whilst having at best a surface level interest and knowledge in the actual product.

 

[EnemyStand]

It's not middle age. Vidya probably doesn't hit the same for you because most video games these days are shite and not worth getting excited about. They don't hit the same for him because he was never actually particularly interested in them. If he was it was in the same way and with the same kind of fervour that he's now interested in MCU capeshit, i.e. Nintendo games were the next 'big thing' that he could be 'in on' and pretend to be knowledgeable about whilst having at best a surface level interest and knowledge in the actual product.

I don't think Bob has ever actually experienced genuine joy in his life, not even with his beloved Mario. Bob's whole life has been nothing more than finding something he thinks will make him popular, then autistically sticking it to it come Hell or high water no matter what. Bob's drug is feeling superior, alcohol, and Twitter, and his brand loyalty gave him those dopamine hits from him thinking his likes were superior.

 

[RockVolnutt]

It's not middle age. Vidya probably doesn't hit the same for you because most video games these days are shite and not worth getting excited about. They don't hit the same for him because he was never actually particularly interested in them. If he was it was in the same way and with the same kind of fervour that he's now interested in MCU capeshit, i.e. Nintendo games were the next 'big thing' that he could be 'in on' and pretend to be knowledgeable about whilst having at best a surface level interest and knowledge in the actual product.

I don't think Bob has ever actually experienced genuine joy in his life, not even with his beloved Mario. Bob's whole life has been nothing more than finding something he thinks will make him popular, then autistically sticking it to it come Hell or high water no matter what. Bob's drug is feeling superior, alcohol, and Twitter, and his brand loyalty gave him those dopamine hits from him thinking his likes were superior.

Another interesting thing about that besides his obsession with wanting to be viewed as some knowledgeable sage people flock to is how he described video games in Brick by Brick. To paraphrase the book, "It was like a cartoon you can control" is one of his reasons for liking Mario 3. I think it's safe to say that he only enjoys passive media at best rather than anything that requires his input or even thinking.

This probably also explains stuff like his countless ramblings about continuity not being real beyond his need to defend brands fucking up. It's because he just doesn't like really thinking about anything he's exposed to despite being a critic. Hell, the fact he's a movie critic in particular probably has to do with film requiring the least audience investment out of any media especially if you limit it to the most mindless blockbusters that he does. "MovieBob" only exists not because there's any passion for the medium but because it's the easiest one to be a passive consoomer in.

Edit: Correct me if I'm wrong but do we even have any record of him having attachment to movies? I want to know if my read of him pans out or not. Earliest I'm aware of is him talking about defending the Mario movie because it's Mario and later working at Blockbuster with his brother. I'm not sure if Bob got the job first or his brother did nor why they picked there. Nothing that sticks out as "Yeah, I'm going to base my entire career around this" material.

 

[Dr J]

Bob's whole life has been nothing more than finding something he thinks will make him popular, then autistically sticking it to it come Hell or high water no matter what. Bob's drug is feeling superior, alcohol, and Twitter, and his brand loyalty gave him those dopamine hits from him thinking his likes were superior.

Pretty much. I mean, if he'd been born ten years later he'd probably be a massive Sony/Playstation fanboy and he'd probably be berating the Nintendo fans for being babies whilst praising the Playstation games for being grown up and mature, and elevating the medium or some shit.

Hell, I'm pretty sure he's talked about his excitement about comic books being adapted to film being more about 'nerd culture' becoming more mainstream and accepted rather seeing his favourite characters on the screen. He's a follower and he'll follow anything that he thinks will make him popular. I mean, look at his Pixels review. A massive flash-in-the-pan for him. So what did he try to do? He followed it up by doing other 'angry' reviews in the same style and he completely fell on his face.

Hell, the fact he's a movie critic in particular probably has to do with film requiring the least audience investment out of any media especially if you limit it to the most mindless blockbusters that he does. "MovieBob" only exists not because there's any passion for the medium but it's the easiest one to be a passive consoomer in.

Again, pretty much. It doesn't take much time investment to do what he does. He just sits and watches pop culture slop and he'll maybe skim Wikipedia if he actually needs some background or something on it.

 

[Cosmug]

This is funnier with something he retweeted right before this. Disney=Democrats=black people apparently. I don't know how Robert remembers to breathe honestly.

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You mean how the press constantly ignores and downplays bad actors in the community? Allowing them to run roughshod and ruin things for the ethnic group/party? That tracks.
It sure would be great, primarily for blacks, if borderline feral criminals were removed from their community without the press screaming racism. It cultivates the impression that those psychos are representative of blacks because that's who you see on TV.
Same with the DNC, it must suck to be left-leaning and have Bob consider himself on your side.

 

[ChampFantana]

Allegedly he had been a beard to a Lesbun Stockbroker, and somehow wrangled a threesome by quoting Blubber or Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret to a couple of lesbuns in his class in like junior high or sometime around then. Also he claims he never brings anyone to the cookout (as tortured a metaphor as this is), but he seldom makes his own plate (this means he gets one-night stands on the regular, _EW.)
But these are all lies and cope from one of the biggest liars in the internet. His current cope is he just "hasn't found The One " and he finds "tall women" hot (which is why he simps for the troons, who will never touch his peepee - but hey, friendo, maybe the idea of them touching his peepee is all he needs; not the reality of it. It's all good-boy points that Bob collects so that the Universe will reward him with that jetpack or robot body with built-in jetpack and wheat and colony bugpod on Mars he wants so bad![/cope]) and also he finds librarian types hot but for some reason they all turn out to be MAGAnaise Ghoulen and utterers of Wrongspeak and Believers of Wrongthink. And god forbid Bob date outside his species (something something Not a Person) religion political affiliation.

Somehow he thinks simping hard for abortion (and thus by extention The Hotdog Abortion) will attract and thus snag Ms. Right for him, but that hasn't happened yet, somehow, no matter how often he visits the watering holes of exam-unwinding Harvard students and discount Dave & Buster's and starts loudly discussing the leftist topics du jour or randomly kicking stools out from unaware alleged MAGAnaise Ghoulen. (also if he's done this, why was he not banned from the watering hole where this occurred? Gonna press X to doubt here)

If Bob ever told the truth about having any of his alleged 1-night stands, I'd hate to see how many shots/hipster beers/wine boxes these alleged ladies put away to have the beer goggles necessary to find Bob attractive enough to have carnal knowledge and whether such required levels of inebriation mean that such carnal knowlege would qualify as technical raep. If such a thing ever happened, did they go back to her place or did they have to do it in the back of Bob's car while he played Gameboy to wait til his parents fell asleep (pre-2014 or currently)? Just a thought.

No need to overthink things, Bob is still a virgin and will die without ever feeling the warmth of a woman.

Bob looks like an even more inbred Harvey Weinstein with Down's Syndrome, even the most desperate crackhead hooker would never go near him for any amount of money.

 

[The Ugly One]

Another interesting thing about that besides his obsession with wanting to be viewed as some knowledgeable sage people flock to is how he described video games in Brick by Brick. To paraphrase the book, "It was like a cartoon you can control" is one of his reasons for liking Mario 3. I think it's safe to say that he only enjoys passive media at best rather than anything that requires his input or even thinking.

This probably also explains stuff like his countless ramblings about continuity not being real beyond his need to defend brands fucking up. It's because he just doesn't like really thinking about anything he's exposed to despite being a critic. Hell, the fact he's a movie critic in particular probably has to do with film requiring the least audience investment out of any media especially if you limit it to the most mindless blockbusters that he does. "MovieBob" only exists not because there's any passion for the medium but because it's the easiest one to be a passive consoomer in.

Edit: Correct me if I'm wrong but do we even have any record of him having attachment to movies? I want to know if my read of him pans out or not. Earliest I'm aware of is him talking about defending the Mario movie because it's Mario and later working at Blockbuster with his brother. I'm not sure if Bob got the job first or his brother did nor why they picked there. Nothing that sticks out as "Yeah, I'm going to base my entire career around this" material.

Bob is not into movies in any meaningful way. None of his rambling takes on movies evidence any ability to actually think about the movie he watched or put it in context of anything else. He mostly likes movies that send him back to the cocoon of childhood, but he can't really put it that way.

 

[Koby_Fish]

It hadn't occured to him maybe college students aren't into 40 year olds unless they roll up in a lambo?

maybe bob's playing into the false hope that as an older man that currently lives with his mother putting on an act of sophistication and hardcore Vote Blue No Matter Who bona fides and this whole "Lots of older men get younger women, friendo!" cope that other (more successful) "older" men manage to pull off, he should be able to snag some feminist just itching for some 40something dude to shout his (nonexistant) abortions.
I can see the conversation now:

"Hey, I believe wholeheartedly in a woman's right to choose. Wanna ditch this popsicle stand and go have some fun at your place?"
"We'll have to go back to your place, I've got 4 roommates and they're all studying for exams. How about yours?"
"Sorry, can't go there. I don't want to wake my mom."
"Oh. Forget it then."
"Wait wait we can get a hotel room?"
"Nah. Cheers."

Exaggerating or straight up making up sexual exploits is a laughably sexist thing, and ironically very frat bro behaviour. Seriously, if you stuck a copy of Bob's brain in the body of a muscular, young dude, Bob would  despise them.

Not only that, it's a hallmark of the cluster-B personality disorders, such as Narcissism. This is probably part of why Bob admits his own personal standards of being a decent person are so low. (the other part being the "Not A Person" spiel).

Real dumb question, he's clearly a virgin

Lambo or not, I doubt most college girls are into morbidly obese 40 year old men who look like my gay Geography teacher

I think that was back when he was trying to fuck the Opinioness. Failed, obviously

wait, the Opinioness? I've never heard about this. All I knew was his failed attempts at wooing HotDog Abortion (and that's not the same person as the Opinioness, right?). What happened? How did the Opinioness not fall head over heels for Bob's simping for abortion?

As a huge Megas XLR fan...

Thanks for making me cry today. /heavy sarc

man i wondered what happened to that show. I'm not crying, you're crying!

THEY COULDNT EVEN CAST A REDHEAD FOR FUCKING BATGIRL NOW?

Hollywood is allergic to redheads now (as is the comic industry). Iris West, for instance (see CW Flash). Something something muh diversity something something little blek kids will commit 41% if they don't see blek batgirl/batwhamen etc.

This is interesting because Bob admits that the movie sucks and I guess he's suggestion they let the brand continue to be garbage.

The only real woman that we can verify he was "close" with publicly humiliated and shamed him 2 years ago. Beyond that it's just troons I don't think he's actually met irl for days.

I don't know if anyone outside of us can even glean that from his statement, it's so bad. It implies that he goes to cookouts and then most of the time gets waited on like he's a child who can't be trusted to scoop out the potato salad himself or pickup the hot chicken quarter without burning himself or even reach any of it. "I don't have anyone that wants to be my +1 at the party but man do I get bitches serve me up a platter. Bitches love serving me."

Here's the actual tweet for anyone unaware.

Surprise surprise this has been deleted.

Like I said, the metaphor is extremely tortured, but I've managed to translate Bob-speak through the sheer power of my own autism. "I don't show up with anyone" parses as, he doesn't have a relationship. "I seldom make my own plate" means he runs into someone there who would do the job of "making his plate" (which again, tortured metaphor because it's not only STUPID, but really, really sexist, because 1) why the fuck do grown-ass men like Bob want a woman to "make them a plate" instead of getting it their own selves, and 2) why would some one-night floozy make HIM a plate of a small amount of cookout food for an average person?) which translates into "I meet some rando and get laid regularly, friendo! Gasp in awe at my l337 seduction skills!". - Bob, total sex-haver.

20 Feb 2021 - "You are Supergirl".
Today - Trump ruined everything.
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If Bobby likes latinx playthings so much why doesn't he watch Mexican movies?

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Total non sequitur and what an ugly costume.

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Bobby shares his sick sexual fantasy:
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Someone photoshop Bobby and The Abortion on this please. If it is good I'll include it in my OP.

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Bobby has a theory, but he twisted his fingers trying to type it out.
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Rumors, rumors, and the latest rumors.
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If, as Bobby repeatedly reminds us, WB is now notorious for releasing stinkers, then it argues for them to tighten their quality control -- which is exactly what Zaslav is allegedly doing.

More on Zack Synder:
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All in all, Bobby and co. should learn to be gracious, like Leslie Grace and her agent.
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Well, it'd be feminist for Grace to shit on everyone like Jennifer Lawrence does. Where is Jennifer Lawrence now?

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Scooby-Doo got scrapped too, no doubt due to Breedism:
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Some worry that paper comic books are on their way out. About time too.
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On the Right Side of Culture, hope springs Eternal.
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So this Parrot Analytics bullshit is just a web bot and in no way reflects real demands.

What if Riri Williams told her teacher that she wanted to be a drag queen when she grew up?
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"Woo! You're gonna be a brave and stunning drag queen! I'm proud of you already!"
"You're supposed to say 'You mean drag king?' Girls can't be drag queens. And then I say...'"
"Girl, save your bullshit to Reddit!"

Nutters fantasizes how they would corrupt Yellowstone.
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The Catholic Church spends money to save lives. Some people, in particular women, don't like that.
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So what has Bobby done for gay and trans rights?

Angel on Alex Jones.
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These "animals" are not real.

Not my best work, but eh.


THIS:

directly contradicts THIS from earlier:

The hypocrisy and the stupid, they burn.

"Meth. Not even once"
Counterpoint: Hipster Microbrew. Not Even Once.

He's only ever able to view things through the lens of some kind of all encompassing war. This victories for his side are to be cherished and those for his enemies are to be condemned in the harshest terms. I wouldn't be surprised if he goes all in like this with the upcoming Predator prequel Prey. The actress there also ticks the right boxes, has vocally expressed that the film is far more important for representation than for it being in a series with a "big space monster" (he words), and the detractors have pointed out how shit it looks and how the emphasis on diversity is unwarranted and unwanted in a series that was quite diverse to begin with already.

Oh he does, but to re-appropriate a phrase Bob throws around like candy, she isn't a person.

Coffinesque Lindsay Ellis shaped RealDoll saga when?

Ohohoho, let's get into how much your people spent on the pro-baby murder side. I can guarantee you it is far, FAR more than the Church. Money they could have used to alleviate poverty, etc., etc. Never mind that in the Church's mind, it's money being used to save lives and guarantee rights of people literally unable to speak for themselves so it's money well spent even if the bill got defeated this time. Also, let's not go into how Catholic pro-life rallies were attacked, pro-life signs were vandalized and stolen, and the attempted invasion of the Catholic pro-life conferences you all did in an effort to disrupt. Not to mention you all lied constantly about what the bill actually said. I'd say deal with the plank in your eye before you worry about the speck of dust in ours, but apparently you have an entire redwood growing out of your face.

Bob and his ilk take the hardline stance that feti can't be people, because if they were, this would mean pregnant women "have no rights" and thus would be forced birthed while barefoot, pregnant, and chained to the stove in the kitchen. Only by the miracle of Mifepristone (or a D&C knife) can a woman be freed from the shackles that weigh her down. This is why Bob and company perpetually strawman the Pro-Life movement as something out of the pages of A Handmaid's Tale. Nothing gets the ire of the pro-abortion set going like "They don't actually care about the babby; they want to CONTROL YOUR BODY."

All while pasting idiotic screencaps of facehuggers, which unlike with real pregnancies, the results of the facehuggers is always fatal.

He's too autistic to go to whores. Even Chris Chan only got a whore because other people helped him get one.

Besides, where would he take these whores? In his mother's basement?

I dunno, can bob afford a Motel 6 room? Do they even have Motel 6 in Bawstun? Would a Lady of the Evening even care?
This is assuming Bob has money for Ladies of the Evening. But does he have money for both?


The question of why Bob is doing what he does for the barest semblance of "a living" is easily answered with puzzle pieces.