Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Cosmug]

Bob's eyes don't make him look more like a pig, but they do make him look more like Chris Chipman's 40-something special needs brother.

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Jesus Christ it looks like he has to strain to open his eyes. Like the fat is invading his eye sockets and he has to fight to open them properly.

 

[Mola Ram]

Look more like?

Ok, even more like. Don't get me wrong, Bob is never normal looking under the best of circumstances, but in some of those Cancun pics he looks like he orders off the children's menu and breaks down sobbing if his chicken nuggies come with barbecue sauce instead of ketchup.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bobby skipped the affirmative arthouse Nope and go straight for the fap fuel. Spoiler alert: he shaved his head, ditched the Nintendo T-shirts, and adopted the pussy-watering look of a GTA pimp.
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The Daylight Warrior, the guy who just told Danny Dank that "Bob has done more in his life than you ever will, mewing quim", has reservations about Bobby himself.
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Campra's video.

Like Cassandra, Bobby prophesizes the destruction of WB.
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He continues to grudge-wank on Leslie Grace's behalf.
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Marrying your childhood sweetheart is now "grooming", according to the Rainbow scum.
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Oliver Lennard.
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Doing "philosophy" for money was the jobs of Ancient Greek's sophists, a profession not much younger than prostitution.

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OK to start off with, who else noticed the wood panelling in the room Bob is filming in? I don't know about you, but that plus the height of what appears to be a door frame screams "BASEMENT" to me. Whether that's Bob's (childhood and now current) bedroom or simply where he shoots his vidjas because it's quieter down there (but I'm pushing hard on it being dual bedroom/studio because of the poster on the wall). So yeah, Bob as far as I can tell, even in his mom's house, was a literal basement-dweller, then and now.
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Second point, Bob's assertion "you can do both" (be "woke" and kick ass) rings hollow due to his previous assertion that 'Woke is not a Thing'. I think Bob as usual is strawmanning the phenomenon. Having a "female lead" is not automatically "woke". Neither is having a diverse lead if it makes sense in the context of the story. The story is set at a time where it would make sense to have a diverse lead. There's nothing 'woke' about a female lead character trying to break the rules re: male vs female roles in society. It's progressive, but it's not automatically "woke".

As for Bob's clear schadenfreude over "no but seriously, Fuck Whitey", I have only this to say for Mr. OnE Of tHe GoOD ONes:

Third point: The Tall Can Lime-a-Rita the fucker is drinking while filming. That shit has about 40 grams of SUGAR in it, and that's not even taking into account that it's 8% alcohol by volume, which also turns to fucking sugar in the body. Ima press X to doubt that Bob listened to his doctor. If his doctor knew what he was drinking and how often he'd throw up his hands and go "Fuck it, I give up, this fucker's going to lose a foot before long." SO, not only did Bob neither stop, nor cut down on like AT ALL, the fucking drinking, he's drinking booze with a shit-ton of sugar in it, which is the exact opposite of what a fucking diabetic should be doing. And the fact that he blatantly added this as "humorous outtake style portion" of his video as if this was cool or funny or some shit, NO, Bob. No, it isn't. It's fucking pathetic. And no, I don't think Budweiser's going to pay you for the favor. Bob seems like the kind of guy that heard the "boozehound" song on The Simpsons and took the lyrics "Can I be a Booze-hound?/Not 'til you're fifteen" seriously.

Why do him and Jim only ever show themselves on camera while wearing sunglasses? Are they trying to look cool? Hide the fact they're reading off a teleprompter? Are their normal sized human eyes tiny pinpricks when compared to the rest of their rotund faces, thus making them look even more like pigs?

Bob is simultaneously trying to:
1) look cool
2) disguise his 1000-yard rooster stare sanpaku lazy-eyes

all while still managing to NOT hide he's reading off his computer screen because it's visible in the reflection.
Jim probably same.

Bob's eyes don't make him look more like a pig, but they do make him look more like Chris Chipman's 40-something special needs brother.

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Holy shit does Bob (still) have one hell of a Lazy Eye that never got corrected. Looks full sanpaku in the other eye though.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

What I have noticed is that both Bob and Boogie are quite transparently equally bored with entertainment. But unlike me, these guys are in their 40s with no job, no family of any kind, and almost completely socially isolated. They're living their adolescent dream of no responsibilities, no obligations, just piles of toys to play with...and they're not having fun. They're miserable.

Blob and Boogie1488 are bored with entertainment because deep down, they know something's missing. They know it's not giving them fulfilment. They're both 40 something morbidly obese sacks of shit, Blob's a perpetual virgin, Boogie's wife left him, both their careers are going to shit and they try to fill the void by consuming popular culture and they know it's not enough.

Earlier in this thread, I mentioned the movie My Dinner With Andre, and how eerie it is Bob conforms to what Andre talks about. This is one more example of that.

Jesus Christ it looks like he has to strain to open his eyes. Like the fat is invading his eye sockets and he has to fight to open them properly.

He probably spends most of his days squinting at a screen, so he overcorrects when his picture is taken.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

Third point: The Tall Can Lime-a-Rita the fucker is drinking while filming. That shit has about 40 grams of SUGAR in it, and that's not even taking into account that it's 8% alcohol by volume, which also turns to fucking sugar in the body. Ima press X to doubt that Bob listened to his doctor. If his doctor knew what he was drinking and how often he'd throw up his hands and go "Fuck it, I give up, this fucker's going to lose a foot before long." SO, not only did Bob neither stop, nor cut down on like AT ALL, the fucking drinking, he's drinking booze with a shit-ton of sugar in it, which is the exact opposite of what a fucking diabetic should be doing. And the fact that he blatantly added this as "humorous outtake style portion" of his video as if this was cool or funny or some shit, NO, Bob. No, it isn't. It's fucking pathetic. And no, I don't think Budweiser's going to pay you for the favor. Bob seems like the kind of guy that heard the "boozehound" song on The Simpsons and took the lyrics "Can I be a Booze-hound?/Not 'til you're fifteen" seriously.

Why am I under the impression he either omitted his alcoholic inclinations to his doctor, or simply thought that, in his infinite wisdom, he knew better than someone who must have spent the better part of their lives specializing for their medical practice, and thus ignored the doctor's recommendations altogether because he is a genius and a renaissance man already? Just like he did to his anger therapist in his youth?

 

[Dr J]

Ehhh apparently this is a real thing. This is someone he's just married and who is almost 27 years younger than he is. They started dating when she was 18 and he was 44-45. Whether that's "grooming" is a lot more debatable than the Rainbow Brigade thinks (I well recall some woman in the sff writing genre shrieking about "grooming" when she was 26, and what she claimed was a grooming relationship was just some typically fucked up polyamory with an older couple) -- by this metric Humphrey Bogart groomed Lauren Bacall, and that's just fucking moronic. Still, they haven't gone so far as "childhood sweethearts are grooming," though I would not be surprised.

Back to Bob, how can he apparently really be losing weight while his head remains exactly the same size?

That's still not grooming. 'Grooming' refers to a very specific set of circumstances wherein you gain a child's trust to lower their inhibitions so you can molest them later. A 40+ year old man fucking a 18 year old woman is not fucking grooming. A child being taken to a drag show where grown men dress up like sexualised women and dance suggestively in front of them, with the aim of desensitising them to sexualisation so they can be molested later, that is textbook fucking grooming.

All these coping groomers are doing by suggesting that a full grown adult woman capable of making her own decisions is being 'groomed' by having sex/being in a relationship with an older man is, perhaps inadvertently, making the argument that women lack the capacity to consent to sexual activity at any age, and they're doing it to cover up for their own blatantly paedophilic actions.

Jesus Christ it looks like he has to strain to open his eyes. Like the fat is invading his eye sockets and he has to fight to open them properly.

Yeah I wouldn't be surprised if diabetes is fucking with his vision. The lens of his eyes absorb all that sugar

 

[Koby_Fish]

Why am I under the impression he either omitted his alcoholic inclinations to his doctor, or simply thought that, in his infinite wisdom, he knew better than someone who must have spent the better part of their lives specializing for their medical practice, and thus ignored the doctor's recommendations altogether because he is a genius and a renaissance man already? Just like he did to his anger therapist in his youth?

Bob's a narcissist and a liar. The fact that he's still fucking drinking (and drinking Alcohol + Sugar) turns his "I fixed my diet due to doctor's instructions, friendo" a complete fucking lie, because duh, Alcohol is IN his diet (and the attendant sugars), and it doesn't matter how much rabbit food he eats now, 1 tall can of booze with as much sugar in it as the average soda pop IS IN HIS DIET and will negate all the rabbit food he may have told his doctor he is ingesting.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Alright, I can't find the tweet/archive/post that gives the 8 years undergrad for Bobby, but this yt vid:

has him talking about graduating from Salem State before it got wrapped into the University of Massachusetts system and changed its name to Salem State University, which occurred in 2010. Bob says they were in the process of fixing things up on campus for the changeover. So, a 2007- 2009 graduation would fall nicely in line with the 8 year retardation plan for Bob, a 1999 HS graduate.

 

[Mola Ram]

All these coping groomers are doing by suggesting that a full grown adult woman capable of making her own decisions is being 'groomed' by having sex/being in a relationship with an older man is, perhaps inadvertently, making the argument that women lack the capacity to consent to sexual activity at any age, and they're doing it to cover up for their own blatantly paedophilic actions.

Basically they want to call it "grooming" when it's merely a questionable relationship they don't approve of (what a shock, rich guys like to snag younger women instead of feminist harridans who've hit the wall) but never ever call it "grooming," BIGOT when it's an obviously inappropriate, exploitative, or outright predatory relationship that tickles their genitals.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Alright, I can't find the tweet/archive/post that gives the 8 years undergrad for Bobby, but this yt vid:

has him talking about graduating from Salem State before it got wrapped into the University of Massachusetts system and changed its name to Salem State University, which occurred in 2010. Bob says they were in the process of fixing things up on campus for the changeover. So, a 2007- 2009 graduation would fall nicely in line with the 8 year retardation plan for Bob, a 1999 HS graduate.

99 christ why couldn't the Chipman's have been from Columbine.

 

[Dr J]

Alright, I can't find the tweet/archive/post that gives the 8 years undergrad for Bobby, but this yt vid:

has him talking about graduating from Salem State before it got wrapped into the University of Massachusetts system and changed its name to Salem State University, which occurred in 2010. Bob says they were in the process of fixing things up on campus for the changeover. So, a 2007- 2009 graduation would fall nicely in line with the 8 year retardation plan for Bob, a 1999 HS graduate.

I think what would cinch it is if anyone could actually find his public access show

99 christ why couldn't the Chipman's have been from Columbine.

Because God hates us

 

[EnemyStand]

I think what would cinch it is if anyone could actually find his public access show

Because God hates us

Conversely, the fact he survives for us to hatewatch and mock may be proof God loves us. Plus I learn a lot from this thread. I love you autists.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Just when I think Bob cannot impress me anymore he's on, what, day three of being ass mad, positively tilted, about a movie based on show no one watched and set in a cinematic universe he does nothing but deride.

 

[Lensherr]

Its so weird when consumers act suprised that companies making all the product they consume have weird demographic charts. Like if you dont like that, dont consume bland sludge

Anyway a random thought I had: does anyone notice this habit Bob has of really annoying Nerd Metaphors. I watched his El Camino review recently and got really annoyed when he said Better Call Saul was Vince Gilligan’s equivalent of “The Silmarillion” …no, it’s nothing like that. That’s insane

To be fair to Bob, Better Call Saul is probably as inaccessible/daunting for him as The Silmarillion is for many people, seeing as it's an adult-oriented drama set in the real world without any flashing colors or Whedonesque quips to keep his attention.

And if he had to compare Gilligan's works with Tolkein's, wouldn't The Hobbit be a better analogue for Better Call Saul than The Silmarillion, since it's far more intertwined in terms of character crossover and temporal distance?

I see lard ass continues to half ass the quality of his videos.
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Goddamn, Bob is just one of those motherfuckers who can't look good no matter how he styles his hair. If he grows it out he gives off major pedo vibes, if he shaves it he looks like Ethan Suplee in American History X or some other white trash wigger.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Just when I think Bob cannot impress me anymore he's on, what, day three of being ass mad, positively tilted, about a movie based on show no one watched and set in a cinematic universe he does nothing but deride.

It's not based on any show. You're thinking of the Batwoman show on CW.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Alright, I can't find the tweet/archive/post that gives the 8 years undergrad for Bobby, but this yt vid:

has him talking about graduating from Salem State before it got wrapped into the University of Massachusetts system and changed its name to Salem State University, which occurred in 2010. Bob says they were in the process of fixing things up on campus for the changeover. So, a 2007- 2009 graduation would fall nicely in line with the 8 year retardation plan for Bob, a 1999 HS graduate.

It takes a special kind of the most superior futurist to take double the time to graduate with a degree meant for scholarship sportsball players.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Bob's eyes don't make him look more like a pig, but they do make him look more like Chris Chipman's 40-something special needs brother.

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Did Bob always have DSLs, or is it just this picture?

 

[NaviSpider]

To be fair to Bob, Better Call Saul is probably as inaccessible/daunting for him as The Silmarillion is for many people, seeing as it's an adult-oriented drama set in the real world without any flashing colors or Whedonesque quips to keep his attention.

And if he had to compare Gilligan's works with Tolkein's, wouldn't The Hobbit be a better analogue for Better Call Saul than The Silmarillion, since it's far more intertwined in terms of character crossover and temporal distance?

I thought Amazon were butchering Tolkien's work but now I'm picturing a Disneyfied Silmarillion.
Turin upon finding out he's married his sister: "well this is awkward".

Of course Bob wouldn't compare it to the Hobbit because that is a book for children and Bob is a grown man so he's going to reference only books for grown ups. That he's never read. But yes, it would make more sense to compare the two as the Hobbit has characters and events that directly influence the Lord of the Rings and aren't a semi-mythical retelling of ages past from an in-universe source.

I know Friday Night Tights apparently makes Bob seethe for whatever fucking reason, but what in the fuck is he going on about? The text messages?

Also, Philosophy troon is a worthless narcissist, if you want to learn philosophy read a fucking book.

Philosophy Tube is to philosophy what Moviebob is to movies. Only propping up what their smooth minds understand and conform to their particular worldviews.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I think Bob looks better without the sunglasses if he could stop himself from making stupid retard or psycho faces. A task I'm becoming less and less optimistic about as I continue typing it out.

I wonder if he just stares a hole into his script as he's reading. He doesn't strike me as someone who could give a extemporaneous speech off an outline. And we know what his actual "scripts" look like which is why he stopped posting them.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

It's not based on any show. You're thinking of the Batwoman show on CW.

Oh crap you're right. That's my mistake. Now I'm even more confused. I thought everyone was up in arms because this movie had some basis on the show.