Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[EnemyStand]

Uh, not much actually. Your write-up is going to be as informative as it gets, unless you feel the need to add that Bob mentions "19 and Counting" & "Sarah Palin's Alaksa," when regarding the Honey Boo Boo man. This video is just him bitching at David Zaslav for canning Batgirl, & anti-woke reactionaries making fun of Batgirl getting canned. When I was watching the video It was nothing but a jumble of caustic buzzwords that I've heard plenty already, so I'm pretty sure he didn't say anything newsworthy save for one or two moments.

Notably, Bob is convinced that the grassroots #releasethesnydercut movement was actually Astroturfed by twitter robots. He believes this as no one in said movement has come out in support of #releasebatgirl, if not outright accolading David Zaslav for his decision to cancel the movie.

At this point #Snydercut has become a punching bag that Bob can throw his frustrations and arguments onto. Not even the diehard Snyder fans have clung onto this controversy for as long as he has.

Also notably, Fresh video proof of Bob's dehumanization rhetoric. Get it while it's hot.
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Moviebob, everyone! So named not because of his love of movies, but because he projects more than an Imax!

 

[RockVolnutt]

Uh, not much actually. Your write-up is going to be as informative as it gets, unless you feel the need to add that Bob mentions "19 and Counting" & "Sarah Palin's Alaksa," when regarding the Honey Boo Boo man. This video is just him bitching at David Zaslav for canning Batgirl, & anti-woke reactionaries making fun of Batgirl getting canned. When I was watching the video It was nothing but a jumble of caustic buzzwords that I've heard plenty already, so I'm pretty sure he didn't say anything newsworthy save for one or two moments.

Notably, Bob is convinced that the grassroots #releasethesnydercut movement was actually Astroturfed by twitter robots. He believes this as no one in said movement has come out in support of #releasebatgirl, if not outright accolading David Zaslav for his decision to cancel the movie.

At this point #Snydercut has become a punching bag that Bob can throw his frustrations and arguments onto. Not even the diehard Snyder fans have clung onto this controversy for as long as he has.

Also notably, Fresh video proof of Bob's dehumanization rhetoric. Get it while it's hot.
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Besides the obvious attempt at trying to get people to beg for what he wants, let's buy into Bob's rhetoric for a second. Snydercut was completely bots on twitter....so who actually benefits from that considering he also thinks it "killed Warner Bros"? Who or what would've been behind it? Hell, if that's the outcome then wouldn't a campaign to get Batgirl make things worse?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Also notably, Fresh video proof of Bob's dehumanization rhetoric. Get it while it's hot.
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He's complaining that he looked at a bunch of people who are known for covering things the same way he does and they were covering things how he does? "I deliberatley entered a thread full of things that I do not like, and now I am mad. How could this be happening to me??"

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bobby went silent for 22 hours and then comes up with this:
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It is 22 minutes long, and if you watch it (I won't), please tell me is there is anything worth adding to the OP.

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Oh, I took advantage of his break to write two new sections for the OP.

Warner Bros (WB)
A tribalist for brands, Bob holds deep animosity towards the "rivals" of Disney. On top of being the home of the DC Extended Universe (DECU), the sins of WB include supporting the "genocidal transphobe" J. K. Rowling through the Harry Potter/ Fantasatic Beasts movies series, and releasing such Filmbro favorites as Christopher Nolan's Tenet and Denis Villeneuve's Dune (a critically acclaimed movie that Bob dismissed as "not-bad/not-great"). Bob's feud with WB intensified as it merged with Discovery Inc. in June 2022, when the CEO of the combined corporations, David Zaslav, soon axed several film projects that he considered unfit for release. In particular, the scrapping of the nearly-finished feature Batgirl has sent the internet into uproar.

Conspiracy theorists consider the cancellation of Batgirl, with a latina protagonist and people of color as directors, consistent with WB's supposed nod towards white supremacy. Bob ate up with gusto the insinuation that Zaslav has connections with Donald Trump; for his part Bob likened Zaslav to Harvey Weinstein, and dismissed him as someone with no film-making credentials (unlike Bob's god Kevin Feige of MCU). Instead, Zaslav inflicted the white-trash reality show Honey Boo Boo series on the world, literally causing the decline of American culture.

Bob was especially mad that the Flash series of films, starring Ezra Miller who has been implicated in a number of heinous crimes, remain greenlit. Furthermore, Zaslav's decision to streamline DCEU gave hope to another camp of zealots -- those who want what is called "Snyderverse" revived. Snyderverse (of which the so-called "Snyder's Cut" is a part, see below) is a darker, more philosophical version of DCEU unfortunately aborted due to personal tragedy of director Zack Snyder (thanks @Godzilla@1989 ). Bob only likes superhero films that are mindless , comedic, and chock full of facile political correctness, he reacted to any possibility of Snyderverse with burning rage. Contradicting statistics, Bob claims that the three existing entries of Snyderverse are all hated by the audience (this tweet earned him a very well-deserved pile-on, during which Bob acted increasingly deranged, ending up calling the fans of those films “like Trumpsters but even dumber”.)

-- Under "Bob's Allies".
An account called SJW Daylight Warrior (@WhiteMajikMan90) emerged in August 2022. He seems intimately familiar with Bob, credited Bob for his love of movies, wasted no time fighting alongside Bob against haters, even thought Bob’s infantile insults were “badass” He shares certain verbal tics with TeamImpossible, yet does not use the slur “nazi” and is slightly more eloquent. Another curious thing is that he keeps praising Bob’s physique. We are trying to determine whether he is TeamImpossible or not.

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BTW, because Null has now restricted users' time window to edit posts to only one day, I have to host the OP as a Google Doc. It is a throwaway account so try your best l33k hxkor skills.

You actually probably should see that Big Picture. Bob's in full form doing the ranting bullshit about Warner and what has become of it, which he blames on movie reviewers he refers to as "grifters", particularly the 'anti-woke' ones like Nerdrotic (god, Bobby has such a h8boner for Nerdrotic, it's uncanny).

However, I will point out some "highlights" in case you really, really don't feel like wasting over 21 minutes of your time:

-Bob rants about independent reviewers "outside of a handful of high-volume bright spots up at the top, some of which I'm proud to [bad editing cut] call Colleagues" being grifters and 'anti-woke' and such and how he's disgusted with them. He emphasizes this point with cuts from some youtubers such as Nerdrotic and that weird anti-Bob, and of course, Tucker fucking Carlson. Because, what's a rant without a jab at "Swanfailson"?

-Bob says, regarding Ezra Miller: "I have bent over fucking backwards to be fair and give the benefit of the doubt to this Ezra Miller because I don't wanna throw a trans nonbinary actor under the bus in this kind of environment, but at a certain point this becomes fucking ridiculous" and then goes on to comment on the various shit Miller got into, and bemoans the fact that Flash probably won't get cancelled while Batgirl will.

At one point he says, regarding David Zaslav, after decrying "fanboying for a fucking reality TV executive", rhetorically asks the viewer who David Zaslav ("this guy") is, brings up Honey Boo Boo and the Duggars, "He turned Discovery into THAT. He's also the guy that decided that Sarah Palin deserved a Reality Show." (while showing a screenshot of Sarah Palin's Alaska)
on that point lemme interject:

So, while Zaslav may have ultimately, as CEO, approved those shows (do CEOs of major media companies even take such a hands-on direct approach as to personally approve EVERY project? Or do they leave that to lower-level execs? Asking for a friend), he was not, I repeat, NOT, listed on ANY of the credits for any of them. Certainly not for the Sarah Palin show, even. David Zaslav did not go out and get Honey Boo Boo. Someone else did. It's ironic that Bob is complaining about Zaslav vis-a-vis Honey Boo Boo and shit when Honey Boo Boo was a resounding success. Sure, Bob doesn't want to see the parade of the MayonnaiseGhoulen, but enough people did that it made TLC enough money to be viable. Bob doesn't understand business. If Honey Boo Boo etc. was a bad idea in terms of ratings or business, those shows wouldn't exist.

At this point I just want some to crawl into Bob's replies with "Show me ONE instance, one place, just ONE, ANY evidence at all, where David Zaslav is shown to have personally gone out of his way to make sure that Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, 19 Kids And Counting, or Sarah Palin's Alaska got made, had ANY creative input into said shows, or was deeply and personally involved on any of those projects in a day-to-day fashion. I'll wait."

Bob actually spends quite a bit of time minimizing, making fun of, and dismissing David Zaslav as anything more than someone who's going to ruin whatever projects are going to be produced at Warner Discovery.

Bob also takes the time to call out Snydercultists and claims that the only reason "Snyder Cut" became a thing is because of a legion of bots, not "people who matter". (I'm surprised he used that phrase in the video; I'd assume even Bob knows it's stupid to use outside Twitter). He went on to claim that anyone who respects an artist's/director's vision (regarding the Snyder Cut particularly) is full of shit and a liar and grifter if the same people cheer the cancellation and burial of the Batgirl movie. Then he rambles about how "The people who matter" will recognize the "liars" for what they are.

Now that we've established that Bob thinks Zaslav is just another Trumpsucker MAGAnaise Ghoul who empathizes with/panders to the Red Wasteland Jesus-Juicers (a BIG no-no in Bob's book), he goes to great length to wish that everything Zaslav touches at Warner Discovery, and everything he does, fails.

Now I leave you with Bob's pretty much closing statement, as ridiculous as it is (and I'm waiting for him to be proven wrong lol):

"The best thing that could happen to warner discovery is for the whole thing to collapse into the
ground and for some other entity to take over all of this shit. This is a person [Zaslav],
a whole conceptual type of guy, honestly, and a mentality that should have as little power
["This is why we can't have Nice Things" shows up on screen at this point in large letters] and influence in popular culture as possible. And you only need look at the kind of people who've decided to fangasm over it, to know that I'm right about this."

 

[Uncle Joey]

Uh, not much actually. Your write-up is going to be as informative as it gets, unless you feel the need to add that Bob mentions "19 Kids and Counting" & "Sarah Palin's Alaksa," when regarding the Honey Boo Boo man. This video is just him bitching at David Zaslav for canning Batgirl, and anti-woke reactionaries making fun of Batgirl getting canned. When I was watching the video It was nothing but a jumble of caustic buzzwords that I've heard plenty already, so I'm pretty sure he didn't say anything newsworthy save for one or two moments.

Notably, Bob is convinced that the grassroots #releasethesnydercut movement was actually Astroturfed by twitter robots. He believes this as no one in said movement has come out in support for #releasebatgirl, if not outright accolading David Zaslav for his decision to cancel the movie.

At this point #Snydercut has become a punching bag that Bob can throw his frustrations and arguments onto. Not even the diehard Snyder fans have clung onto this controversy for as long as he has.

Also notably, Fresh video proof of Bob's dehumanization rhetoric. Get it while it's hot.
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On top of the monitor he's reading off of reflecting in the sunglasses that he's wearing (indoors), I counted at least two obvious jump cuts just in that clip alone.

Also is he using one of those mesh laundry hampers as a background? What the hell is that?

 

[Koby_Fish]

On top of the monitor he's reading off of reflecting in the sunglasses that he's wearing (indoors), I counted at least two obvious jump cuts just in that clip alone.

Also is he using one of those mesh laundry hampers as a background? What the hell is that?

that's his dollar store green screen.

Also worth mentioning is Bob saying the phrase "people over profits" unironically like the damn weirdo he is, in a context that doesn't even make any goddamn sense.

Also LOL at Bob calling people "colleagues", who clearly aren't colleagues, AGAIN. (unless MattPat) Who are these high-traffic, high-view, high quality reviewers you call "Colleagues", Bob? Yatzee? Jack from RLM? MattPat? Who? And who of those, other than MattPat and Jack, who's clearly in Lesbuns with Bob, would consider Bob a colleague?

 

[Positron]

I want to know if there are any old feuds about Bobby and WB that I haven't mentioned.

You actually probably should see that Big Picture.

I made and honest effort and I made it to the 3 minute mark. The biggest problem is I don't even know what he is saying! Bobby is like the repulsive version of Foghorn Leghorn: "got a mouth like an outboard motor. Bup-bup-bup-bup-bup..."

---

Some still hold out hope for the second victory of Trump, despite the Democrat's weaponization of the FBI and their letting Hillary Rodham and Hunter Biden go.




Bobby teaches InfraHaz how to speak like an adult, or, how to interrogate the cognitive gestalt of intellectually hyperstimulated littorophilic bodies.




Bobby said something human for a change.

Watch Greenwald's video for the details.

 

[dzonatan]

I get what you're saying but in my opinion there's no real connection to the Twatter persona and his YouTube content, in the sense that people aren't hate-watching him. He's not like, say, Chris Chan, where you might read his Sonichu or his social media posts, look at him rant and rave about those DANG DIRTY TROLLS and then decide to watch his videos because there's a good chance he'll tard out and it will be funny. Blob's content isn't like that, Blob's content is actually rather boring. The extreme views are there but he's not as vitriolic on camera as he is on Twatter, there's nothing really there for people who see this fat retard on Twatter talking about how he wants to exterminate the mayonnaise ghouls and want to have a good laugh at him being a tard on camera. There was, in the past, when ChrisRayGun did his dissection of the last episode of Game Overreater, and Soygon did something similar, and Dildo Faggins, etc etc. But not any more.

His viewership right now is as low as it's ever going to get. That's his base. For those people it doesn't matter what Blob does or doesn't do, they will still watch him.

In your analogy though, I'd say trying to broaden the scope of ice cream flavours for Bob would be admitting fault, and going from being a far-leftist to a centrist, apolitical, or even right wing. Leaving Twatter would not hurt his business. In my opinion, getting off Twatter could only help him, which is exactly why he'll never do it.

I'm not saying that it's just 'Trump'. I'm saying it's the slow reveal that he is, in fact, an asshole.

Hate to admit it, but I used to watch Blob, once upon a time. Not seriously, basically in the same way that I imagine most people discovered him. I was a fan of Yahtzee and I'd go on The Escapist to watch episodes of Zero Punctuation, run out of ZPs to watch and thought to myself 'Well what else is here that I can watch?' So I ended up watching Blob because he talked about comics and, hey, I like comics. That was it. I didn't pay any other attention to him, I didn't look up or pay any attention to his social media. Didn't even know what he looked like because thankfully somebody at The Escapist had the good sense to get him to use stock images, like Yahtzee, rather than getting his disgusting neckbeard face on camera.

Then GamerGate happens and I see some of his Twatter posts (The Escapist site used to curate Twatter posts from key contributors and post them on the site. Three guesses why that didn't last) and I see him calling basically the entire readership sexist misogynist neckbeard losers, and what would Mario and Link think of us and all that stupid shit, and it dawned on me. 'Holy shit, this guy's a fucking faggot. And a retard'. Then I was disgusted with myself for having ever watched him.

I imagine that 90% of the people who ever watched him went through a similar process. It didn't even have to be GamerGate or Trump. He manages to piss off just about everybody in one way or another. Even those Escapist fans you talk about, at the height of GG, before he got fired, Escapist forums had several topics asking if MovieBob should be fired and the overwhelming response was 'Yes'

Sounds about right.

Watched him during the Game Overthinker era and the guy seemed at the very least entertaining.
His constant nagging at Sports and Military FPS genreas as well as color brown was funny if you took it ironically.
His flashback about Shigeru Miyamoto, childhood home and fratboy armies of evil was a bit overdramatic.
Then he started putting plot into his episodes which in hindsight should've made my cringe-o-meter circle its dial few times.

I could've put up with all of this because he wasn't dehumanizing everyone as hard as he does today.
Then Anita Sarkessian and Gamer Gate happened and the mask fell off.
Then Trump got elected and it broke him, like many people.

 

[starborn427614]

Sounds about right.

Watched him during the Game Overthinker era and the guy seemed at the very least entertaining.
His constant nagging at Sports and Military FPS genreas as well as color brown was funny if you took it ironically.
His flashback about Shigeru Miyamoto, childhood home and fratboy armies of evil was a bit overdramatic.
Then he started putting plot into his episodes which in hindsight should've made my cringe-o-meter circle its dial few times.

I could've put up with all of this because he wasn't dehumanizing everyone as hard as he does today.
Then Anita Sarkessian and Gamer Gate happened and the mask fell off.
Then Trump got elected and it broke him, like many people.

In hindsight, his "VIDEO GAMES COME FROM JAPAN" comment in one of those videos should've set alarm bells ringing as to how ignorant about the industry he actually is.

 

[Jaracainofthewind]

I like this observation from Bob, because he somehow made the most tenuous connection possible and came out looking like a complete idiot. Like fuck's sake, the bit wasn't that it was a big hat you idiot. How is just so awful at even analyzing pop culture he doesn't understand a goddamn SNL joke.

 

[Juan's Sombrero]

that's his dollar store green screen.

Also worth mentioning is Bob saying the phrase "people over profits" unironically like the damn weirdo he is, in a context that doesn't even make any goddamn sense.

Also LOL at Bob calling people "colleagues", who clearly aren't colleagues, AGAIN. (unless MattPat) Who are these high-traffic, high-view, high quality reviewers you call "Colleagues", Bob? Yatzee? Jack from RLM? MattPat? Who? And who of those, other than MattPat and Jack, who's clearly in Lesbuns with Bob, would consider Bob a colleague?

He wants to pretend that he's bigger (kek) than he actually is. I can't forget that image of him constantly tweeting STILL during that wedding.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I want to know if there are any old feuds about Bobby and WB that I haven't mentioned.


I made and honest effort and I made it to the 3 minute mark. The biggest problem is I don't even know what he is saying! Bobby is like the repulsive version of Foghorn Leghorn: "got a mouth like an outboard motor. Bup-bup-bup-bup-bup..."

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Some still hold out hope for the second victory of Trump, despite the Democrat's weaponization of the FBI and their letting Hillary Rodham and Hunter Biden go.
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Bobby teaches InfraHaz how to speak like an adult, or, how to interrogate the cognitive gestalt of intellectually hyperstimulated littorophilic bodies.
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Bobby said something human for a change.
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Watch Greenwald's video for the details.

Perhaps you are more fortunate than I. I could actually halfway understand what Bob was saying (maybe only having to run it back a bit to make sure I could hear what I thought I heard) even though he's a damn motor mouth. Bob and his runon sentence streams of consciousness, mein gott. He spent way too much time at the beginning bitching about how much work he had to do to get this Big Picture off the ground and how much he had to revise the script for it cuz shit kept happening. So finally Bob was all "fuck it, I'll do this regardless". Also something something maybe "they" will go back to making "Horseshit" or "just fail fold and go away" after this Ezra Miller shit is all said and done. Also whines about Warner Bros not giving a shit. I dunno why Bob keeps bitching about people shilling for crypto. Like, someone tell Bob - it's like abortions. If you don't want one, don't have one.

That one retort by InfraHaz, though, lol I wonder how Bobby will react to that.

By the way, after hearing the reactions for They/Them (They Slash Them, see what they did there? Har har har), I wonder how Chippa's "The Bludgeoning" woke slasher thriller will make out. Or even how it will compare storywise, scriptwise, and all that. I don't have high hopes that a woke movie indy producer could out-perform some woke gay official filmmaker and Kevin Bacon.

 

[Positron]

Is there a place I can put the OP rather than on Google Doc? If I put it on Google Doc it will be mass-reported as "harassment" or whatever within a day.

Is it safer if I put it on MEGA cloud as a pdf document?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Is there a place I can put the OP rather than on Google Doc? If I put it on Google Doc it will be mass-reported as "harassment" or whatever within a day.
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Docdroid and Ufile are alternatives. but we'd have to download the document to edit it.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

In hindsight, his "VIDEO GAMES COME FROM JAPAN" comment in one of those videos should've set alarm bells ringing as to how ignorant about the industry he actually is.

To be fair, he doesn't understand how any industry works.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

To be fair, he doesn't understand how any industry works.

He bitches about Farmers and Truckers so he doesn't understand how he gets food.

He bitches about coal miners so he doesn't understand how he gets power.

He bitches about the electoral college and blue dogs so he doesn't understand how politics in a Democratic Republic works either.

Given his health he doesn't under nutrition. Speaking of which good God that Snyder video he just did about Zaslav his body language is off like no energy and he moves like a man double his age.

Given his reviews he doesn't understand film or video games.

Given his social interaction he doesn't understand how to relate or befriend people.

Bob is a across the board idiot loser.

 

[Tronathon242]

Uh, not much actually. Your write-up is going to be as informative as it gets, unless you feel the need to add that Bob mentions "19 Kids and Counting" & "Sarah Palin's Alaksa," when regarding the Honey Boo Boo man. This video is just him bitching at David Zaslav for canning Batgirl, and anti-woke reactionaries making fun of Batgirl getting canned. When I was watching the video It was nothing but a jumble of caustic buzzwords that I've heard plenty already, so I'm pretty sure he didn't say anything newsworthy save for one or two moments.

Notably, Bob is convinced that the grassroots #releasethesnydercut movement was actually Astroturfed by twitter robots. He believes this as no one in said movement has come out in support for #releasebatgirl, if not outright accolading David Zaslav for his decision to cancel the movie.

At this point #Snydercut has become a punching bag that Bob can throw his frustrations and arguments onto. Not even the diehard Snyder fans have clung onto this controversy for as long as he has.

Also notably, Fresh video proof of Bob's dehumanization rhetoric. Get it while it's hot.
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Looking at this really struck me. Bobert looks worse physically than my grandpa and he went through heart surgery a couple of months ago.

Sounds about right.

Watched him during the Game Overthinker era and the guy seemed at the very least entertaining.
His constant nagging at Sports and Military FPS genreas as well as color brown was funny if you took it ironically.
His flashback about Shigeru Miyamoto, childhood home and fratboy armies of evil was a bit overdramatic.
Then he started putting plot into his episodes which in hindsight should've made my cringe-o-meter circle its dial few times.

I could've put up with all of this because he wasn't dehumanizing everyone as hard as he does today.
Then Anita Sarkessian and Gamer Gate happened and the mask fell off.
Then Trump got elected and it broke him, like many people.

The mask for me fell off during his Expendables review. It was a preview of everything he regularly employs now: impotent rage at another product doing better than his choice (in that case Scott Pilgrim), trashing general audiences as being stupid and not knowing what's good for them, and dry humping a nerd product that he surely had never heard of before and only championed for clout.

 

[Flexo]

So this morning I listened to Rob Long's "Martini shot" podcast and learned in 11 minutes more about Batgirl and studio politics than Bob has blabbed about in his entire career. Just saying it's a stark contrast.

Uh, not much actually. Your write-up is going to be as informative as it gets, unless you feel the need to add that Bob mentions "19 Kids and Counting" & "Sarah Palin's Alaksa," when regarding the Honey Boo Boo man. This video is just him bitching at David Zaslav for canning Batgirl, and anti-woke reactionaries making fun of Batgirl getting canned. When I was watching the video It was nothing but a jumble of caustic buzzwords that I've heard plenty already, so I'm pretty sure he didn't say anything newsworthy save for one or two moments.

Something that clicked for me just recently thanks to you. Bob has this real issues with "fixation" doesn't he? (isn't that an autism feature)

For example, I was watching the video "The worst twitter user: moviebob" and it had a clip of his 2020 election video meltdown where he screams about America electing a "game-show host." And yeah, for awhile there he had pinned to his twitter an insult at Trump being a game show host and about any time he refers to the guy, it's as a game show host.

Likewise now with Zaslav, he just HAS to bring up Honey Boo Boo and that other show every. single. time. No really, here's the search:

https://twitter.com/search?q=honey%20boo-boo%20from%3Athe_moviebob&src=typed_query

He apparently really hates the HBB show.

 

[Shart Attack]

Something that clicked for me just recently thanks to you. Bob has this real issues with "fixation" doesn't he? (isn't that an autism feature)

For example, I was watching the video "The worst twitter user: moviebob" and it had a clip of his 2020 election video meltdown where he screams about America electing a "game-show host." And yeah, for awhile there he had pinned to his twitter an insult at Trump being a game show host and about any time he refers to the guy, it's as a game show host.

Likewise now with Zaslav, he just HAS to bring up Honey Boo Boo and that other show every. single. time. No really, here's the search:

Come on now, Bob is just continuing the proud literary tradition of Homer. In the Iliad, Homer repeats epithets for the major characters: Man-Slaying Hector; Ajax, bulwark of the Achaeans; fleet-footed Achilles. Bob is just such a learned, literate Thinker that he unconsciously mimics the style of a timeless epic, because he's definitely read it countless times. "Zaslav of Honey Boo Boo fame" is just a Moviebob original Homerian epithet.

 

[Mola Ram]

Come on now, Bob is just continuing the proud literary tradition of Homer. In the Iliad, Homer repeats epithets for the major characters: Man-Slaying Hector; Ajax, bulwark of the Achaeans; fleet-footed Achilles. Bob is just such a learned, literate Thinker that he unconsciously mimics the style of a timeless epic, because he's definitely read it countless times. "Zaslav of Honey Boo Boo fame" is just a Moviebob original Homerian epithet.

DIABEETO, HIS FEET ROTTED