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Bob's professional (and I use that word hesitantly) output is what you get when a critic thinks he can do a proper analysis of something just from reading the Cliff's Notes.
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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Bob's professional (and I use that word hesitantly) output is what you get when a critic thinks he can do a proper analysis of something just from reading the Cliff's Notes.
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My IP can beat up your IP!
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Possibly. But given that Tolkien's letters impersonating Santa are still on my to-read list...
...I didn't want to speak to the man's opinion on Father Christmas just yet.
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Yeah but just like Dobson, Bob somehow stumped for Metroid: Other M and thought Metroid Prime was the bad game. Not sure what he thought of Metroid: Dread or if he even knows about it.
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Thinking metroid prime is a bad game is one of the worst opinions of moviebob's Ive ever heard, and this is moviebob were talking about. I cant really think of anything hes right about off the top of my head
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Dude it's so bad. Again they were told to go there by the clinic that was caring for her after she got suddenly got really worse to see one gastro specialist only to come face to face with two non-doctors who fucked this girl over. Here's something that I neglected to mention, the head doctor, Doctor Alice Newton, that signed off on the two non-doctor's mental evaluation of Justina did not even bother to look into their findings or examine Justina herself or even meet her. She rubber stamped that shit with her much more meaningful title of actual doctor sent that straight to the state. And no, this wasn't to get back at those damn dirty MAGA chuds when the medical staff saw a Trump bumper sticker. I can say that with absolute certainty because Justina was transported to BCH via ambulance because of her worsening condition, in a blizzard that was dropping 3 feet of snow onto Boston, according to the Boston Globe. No my fren, this was medical malpractice at it's finest. The hospital and government fought to keep out of the public eye until they could no longer do so because it is one hell of a black eye for them. They are world famous, donchano, and part of Harvard. Harvard is super prestigious and cannot be sullied by such open incompetence. I cannot believe for a second that Bob is ignorant of something that happened to one of his beloved institutions that became national news. Bob does not care about the children. He cares because his troons are exposed, that their mask is slipping, and that the good name of the only thing he can take pride in, the city of Boston and all it's trappings, is in danger of not being as gleaming as he needs it to be.@Ralph Barnhardt good god that's. Something must be in the water in Massholia, or there's a bunch of fucking narcissists for doctors in BCH. Poor kid, the parents shoulda taken her to the Mayo Clinic instead. Bob being ignorant of dipshittery like this is par for the course, however. (Also have to wonder if the doctors did this to kiddo on purpose; maybe they saw a Drumpf sticker on the bumper of the car? Who knows at this point.)
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well unless her dad walked in wearing a red non-sox baseball cap... (only half joking here)
I have to wonder which of Bob's family (and/or friends) had "lifesaving treatment" at BCH. And how many of those were troons trooning out (I thought his troon cousin lived in sisterbang counties of Kentucky? Or something somewhere like that? Full of Red State Ghouls?). I guess if you have a basic bitch ailment, BCH is "good enough".
Narcissists are often incompetent due to their blind egos and the need to NEVER be wrong. What the fuck were NON-doctors who are also clearly incompetent narcissists doing evaluating that child in the first place? I'm pretty sure either Bob didn't hear about this (due to putting his fingers in his ears and shouting LA LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU FRIENDO) or dismissal of the very idea if he did hear about it.
I wonder if lead in the water from lead pipes affected the whole of Boston and the outlying suburbs.
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He probably assumes they could just put the cutscenes together and make them into a movie.
You have to remember that despite calling himself the Game Overthinker, Bob never played any of the games he talked about even though he owned the consoles (At least he owned a Wii and a 360). He just went by other reviewers and his own biases against FPS games. Other M wasn't an FPS, that made it good. It gave Samus a personality, and he assumed it was the first one since he never played Fusion, Zero Mission, or the Prime trilogy. Hell, in his book, he assumes that Mario, Link, and the other characters from Smash Bros never had their own games during the Gamecube years, and had no idea that the games from his childhood were being re-released on the Gameboy Advance.
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Amazing.
First tweet: Bob thinks anti-trust law has something to do with companies not being able to cancel projects if they may "skew" towards females/POC (which, a single superhero film does?) and that anti-trust "MERGER ENFORCEMENT LAWS" is going to be involved here even though WBD is a smaller company than AT&T and oh, also that thing where the DOJ already signed off on this back in February and the merger already went through months back which is how Zaslav is running the company now
Second tweet: Bob shoves aside the females/POC thing to claim cishet white male Michael Keaton's cameo was going to make Batgirl the most profitable action film of all time
Third tweet: Suddenly the FTC is involved, even though they don't enforce anti-trust nor hypothetical made up media "diversity" laws, but they're going to bring WBD in for a hearing over "CONSUMER CHOICE AND PRICING" because apparently it's the role of the federal government to force companies to put out movies that certain people claim to want? (NOTE: DOES NOT APPLY TO THE SNYDER CUT)
Like Bob can't even comprehend some theory of how this stuff is supposed to work and that he gets wrong because he chooses to not be informed about it. He's just completely and utterly confident in his nonsensical gibberish actually being the state of reality. Bob might as well just not be sentient at all.
Also, I hope Bob joins the lolcow Avengers that Keffals is forming.
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One reason is the narcissistic generation's obsession with their own "intelligence". Any Believer chud can be sincere but it takes a very high IQ to understand the pablum du jour.
The paradoxical thing is that Bobby loves MCU for their Whedonism, yet he believe them to be totally sincere (see how he thinks The Eternals and WandaVision as windows to deep existential conundrums and Falcon as a snapshot of American racial relations). Bobby loves own people by saying "Elves are not real", but he never claim likewise to any of his MCU fapwaifus.
Self-styled intellectuals are the most easily manipulated. No matter whether they lean left or right, just tell them they deserve to rule and that The Man is keeping them down.
"fail-sons" and apostropheitis. Bobbism is contagious.
Academic freedom is cheap -- $1500 per head to be exact, according to Gavin Newsom.
The Biden admin actually stops people illegally coming in. Scandalous!
I never took Economics formally but even I can see Bobby is bullshitting.
Their business model makes more money than yours. They have a better Tactic, so to speak.
BTW, our friend at the Tranny Sideshow thread reports a very fantastical transsexuals-in-women-bathroom scene in She-Woke.
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EDIT:
DAMMIT!
Beating Posi to the punch with this.
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I know Bob doesn't drive further than to the Dave and Busters so he may not know much about paying for gas. He's also fancying himself an economist by explaining away the increase in gas price due to a simple case of supply and demand. For the sake of argument, let's go with Bob's line of reasoning that at the end of 2020 prices were lower because everyone was at home so there wasn't a demand for gas. Prices have sky rocketed now because people are back on the road because the PLAUGE was defeated by #Science of whatever. Solid enough reasoning, sure.
Now explain why gas prices were actually lower at the end of 2019 and the beginning of 2020 when EVERYONE was working outside of their home or not being paid to sit on ass. None of this even addresses his absolutely exceptional take of "durr no one was driving back then and you weren't picking up my food so why are you complaining now about prices, idiot!"
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XrayAgent, I remember when gas prices shot up after 9/11, went up more after Bush hung his banner, and never really went down much until maybe Obama's second term. It wasn't until the orange man, who is bad, got into the office that I saw prices go under $3, something I pretty much had resigned myself to never see again. Bush stared all of this mess and Obama furthered it. Trump made it better and Biden's making it worse. Cope.
BlueFlame, well who's goddamned fault is that? Was it those people in the flyover state, stealing all the cheap fuel?
DAMMIT!
Beating Posi to the punch with this.
Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: ""When Trump left office" gas w…
archived 20 Aug 2022 02:16:50 UTC
I know Bob doesn't drive further than to the Dave and Busters so he may not know much about paying for gas. He's also fancying himself an economist by explaining away the increase in gas price due to a simple case of supply and demand. For the sake of argument, let's go with Bob's line of reasoning that at the end of 2020 prices were lower because everyone was at home so there wasn't a demand for gas. Prices have sky rocketed now because people are back on the road because the PLAUGE was defeated by #Science of whatever. Solid enough reasoning, sure.
Now explain why gas prices were actually lower at the end of 2019 and the beginning of 2020 when EVERYONE was working outside of their home or not being paid to sit on ass. None of this even addresses his absolutely exceptional take of "durr no one was driving back then and you weren't picking up my food so why are you complaining now about prices, idiot!"
The replies
XrayAgent, I remember when gas prices shot up after 9/11, went up more after Bush hung his banner, and never really went down much until maybe Obama's second term. It wasn't until the orange man, who is bad, got into the office that I saw prices go under $3, something I pretty much had resigned myself to never see again. Bush stared all of this mess and Obama furthered it. Trump made it better and Biden's making it worse. Cope.
BlueFlame, well who's goddamned fault is that? Was it those people in the flyover state, stealing all the cheap fuel?
As badly as I want this, as amazing as that would be I don't think Bob would fall for the grift. Keffals is a no one zoomer who continues to make a giant ass out of himself. Bob loves his troons but he loves himself more. I really don't think that he'll risk what's left of his reputation and livelihood by saddling up with Lukas "Keffals" Roberts. Why would he when he can just hide behind the weird troons he already does? Bob is a coward and does not put himself in a place of vulnerability and definitely not for some autist that declares a public fatwah on the Farms.
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at this point I think the "bobism" that is "failson(s)" actual predates Bob and is something he picked up from his twatter senpais. It's on Urban Dictionary as of 2016:
Bob also bragged earlier that his Toyota is a hybrid. So, there's that.EDIT:
DAMMIT!
Beating Posi to the punch with this.
View attachment 3621991Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: ""When Trump left office" gas w…
archived 20 Aug 2022 02:16:50 UTC
I know Bob doesn't drive further than to the Dave and Busters so he may not know much about paying for gas. He's also fancying himself an economist by explaining away the increase in gas price due to a simple case of supply and demand. For the sake of argument, let's go with Bob's line of reasoning that at the end of 2020 prices were lower because everyone was at home so there wasn't a demand for gas. Prices have sky rocketed now because people are back on the road because the PLAUGE was defeated by #Science of whatever. Solid enough reasoning, sure.
Now explain why gas prices were actually lower at the end of 2019 and the beginning of 2020 when EVERYONE was working outside of their home or not being paid to sit on ass. None of this even addresses his absolutely exceptional take of "durr no one was driving back then and you weren't picking up my food so why are you complaining now about prices, idiot!"
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XrayAgent, I remember when gas prices shot up after 9/11, went up more after Bush hung his banner, and never really went down much until maybe Obama's second term. It wasn't until the orange man, who is bad, got into the office that I saw prices go under $3, something I pretty much had resigned myself to never see again. Bush stared all of this mess and Obama furthered it. Trump made it better and Biden's making it worse. Cope.
BlueFlame, well who's goddamned fault is that? Was it those people in the flyover state, stealing all the cheap fuel?
As badly as I want this, as amazing as that would be I don't think Bob would fall for the grift. Keffals is a no one zoomer who continues to make a giant ass out of himself. Bob loves his troons but he loves himself more. I really don't think that he'll risk what's left of his reputation and livelihood by saddling up with Lukas "Keffals" Roberts. Why would he when he can just hide behind the weird troons he already does? Bob is a coward and does not put himself in a place of vulnerability and definitely not for some autist that declares a public fatwah on the Farms.
It's the Costco brand. So, something something cheap no-name bulk communism? (Because Costco originated in Kirkland, WA, and all Costco's Kirkland Brand merchandise comes from there I guess, and Washington is full of hippies and commies.) Still, Bob's making no goddamn sense here, because I don't think Costco has anything to do with commie-nism. Kirkland brand may be a "no-name" type brand, but the stuff ain't bad. IDK if Bob has a costco membership or if he even shops there, so he may most likely be talking out of his ass.
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Also important: Trump left office near the end of January 2021, after the vaccines started being available and well after the lockdowns were lifted. Only people like Bob were still huddled in their basement apartments.EDIT:
DAMMIT!
Beating Posi to the punch with this.
View attachment 3621991Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: ""When Trump left office" gas w…
archived 20 Aug 2022 02:16:50 UTC
I know Bob doesn't drive further than to the Dave and Busters so he may not know much about paying for gas. He's also fancying himself an economist by explaining away the increase in gas price due to a simple case of supply and demand. For the sake of argument, let's go with Bob's line of reasoning that at the end of 2020 prices were lower because everyone was at home so there wasn't a demand for gas. Prices have sky rocketed now because people are back on the road because the PLAUGE was defeated by #Science of whatever. Solid enough reasoning, sure.
Now explain why gas prices were actually lower at the end of 2019 and the beginning of 2020 when EVERYONE was working outside of their home or not being paid to sit on ass. None of this even addresses his absolutely exceptional take of "durr no one was driving back then and you weren't picking up my food so why are you complaining now about prices, idiot!"
Notice too that Bob admits the state of things by saying "unless you were out picking up my DoorDash what did it matter to you, Stephen?" Maybe Stephen actually wants those hundreds of millions of workers you see as slaves to pay lower prices, Bob?
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If Film Studies was Moviebob's minor in college... what the hell did Bob actually major in?
Amended version: Another chapter in Moviebob v. the Intelligent.
Yick. I find furries as a sexual fetish just... yick.
Once again, Genocidebob rears its ugly, bilious head.
People give Moveibob thousands despite looking like single-digit IQ clone of Roger Ebert.
Remember that previous question about what Moviebob's majoe was in college? Well, we know Bob didn't major in science...
Moviebob's response stating that CNN is a network for Democrats and Republicans? That comment's so unintentionally hilarious that milk was being spilt out my eyes.
In this conversiation between Moviebob and FoxGGreen, one of these statements is correct; the other statement was written by Moviebob.
Except... doing a Jordan Peterson isn't necessarily a bad thing. Unlike doing a Moviebob, which calling bad would be a mammoth understatement.
Moviebob doesn't care about merit. As long as you have a D next to your name on the ballot, you've got Moviebob's vote, regardless how grossly unqualified (or, if Führer Hillary's case, uniquely disqualified) you are for office..
So speaketh Moviebob, dollar-store film critic.
Why is Moviebob happy? Doesn't Bob perpetually advocate for open borders?
Remember that question I asked about Moviebob's major in college? Methinks Positron has just answered that question!
If chicken wings really are cheaper now than they were during Trump, is Moviebob any less of an asshole?
In short, Moviebob is saying "I don't give a fuck about anyone but myself" without explicitly saying "I don't give a fuck about anyone but myself".EDIT:
DAMMIT!
Beating Posi to the punch with this.
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I mean, I will admit Infinity Train getting dicked in this merger is kinda sad. The show already got fuck by Cartoon Network during it's pilot/1st season.
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It doesn't help that in spite of having a degree in media analysis, Bob is so fucking bad at it.
I think I've learned more about film-making, film writing, and film as an industry by watching Mike Stoklasa, Jay Bauman, and Rich Evans shoot the shit with each other for several hours than Bob has ever expressed in any of his videos or tweets.
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I have distinct memories of seething leftists like Bob (hell, maybe Bob himself, someone feel free to dig into his Twitter, cus I cannot be assed.) shreiking that they'd be dead and buried before they put a 'Trump Vaccine' in them. Then Biden offered the same vax, and now it's TRUST THE SCIENCE.
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Bob's got Dunning-Krueger, which of course comes prepackaged with a hefty dose of narcissism, which is what makes stupid people even stupider while they think they're at least regular smart or smarter than the MAGAnaiseghoulen.
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Oh they 100% have tried to gaslight us about this. Here's the VP saying she wouldn't take a vaccine that came from a Trump administration.
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