Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I have distinct memories of seething leftists like Bob (hell, maybe Bob himself, someone feel free to dig into his Twitter, cus I cannot be assed.) shreiking that they'd be dead and buried before they put a 'Trump Vaccine' in them. Then Biden offered the same vax, and now it's TRUST THE SCIENCE.
Let me refresh your memory.
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Getting fired from an entry level tech job for constantly looking at porn on the company computers and arguing with everyone is the exact kind of thing I'd expect MovieBob to do.
Didn't the OG A-Log do that type of stuff at his job? There are a few parallels between A-Log and Bob: fat self-important man-children who constantly rail against people(s) who don't even know they exists as a way to virtue signal who smart and cool they are.
 
Bob senpai noticed us, and not in a passive-aggressive tsundere way for once.

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Lolcows: Infinity War when?

Edit: Jesus Christ, Bob stop retweeting, you twitter addicted chaser.
These guys are so stupid, biased, and uninformed, that they don't realize that the quotes they're citing that they're lambasting us for, are neither by "us" nor for the purposes of inspiration.

THEY'RE QUOTES FROM FUCKING LOLCOWS LIKE YOU, YOU IGNORANT, GALAXY-SMOOTHBRAINED, CRAYON-EATING, BLUE CURTAIN-ANALYZING NARCISSISTS! SO WE CAN LAUGH AT IT!
 
These guys are so stupid, biased, and uninformed, that they don't realize that the quotes they're citing that they're lambasting us for, are neither by "us" nor for the purposes of inspiration.

THEY'RE QUOTES FROM FUCKING LOLCOWS LIKE YOU, YOU IGNORANT, GALAXY-SMOOTHBRAINED, CRAYON-EATING, BLUE CURTAIN-ANALYZING NARCISSISTS! SO WE CAN LAUGH AT IT!

You give them too much benefit of a doubt.

They're not stupid, They're actually pretty clever.
They're biased, very much so.
They're not uninformed, they know what is going on.
They are perfectly aware of the fact that Kiwifarms only gets its content from what is posted online.

The term "professional victim" exist for a reason.
 
These guys are so stupid, biased, and uninformed, that they don't realize that the quotes they're citing that they're lambasting us for, are neither by "us" nor for the purposes of inspiration.

THEY'RE QUOTES FROM FUCKING LOLCOWS LIKE YOU, YOU IGNORANT, GALAXY-SMOOTHBRAINED, CRAYON-EATING, BLUE CURTAIN-ANALYZING NARCISSISTS! SO WE CAN LAUGH AT IT!

If you aren't inspired by Tony Goldmark blowing his inheritance covering Disneyland rides, refusing to get a job, and then eating so much he can no longer actually get on said rides, well, you and I are simply cut from different cloth, my friend.
 
These guys are so stupid, biased, and uninformed, that they don't realize that the quotes they're citing that they're lambasting us for, are neither by "us" nor for the purposes of inspiration.

THEY'RE QUOTES FROM FUCKING LOLCOWS LIKE YOU, YOU IGNORANT, GALAXY-SMOOTHBRAINED, CRAYON-EATING, BLUE CURTAIN-ANALYZING NARCISSISTS! SO WE CAN LAUGH AT IT!
Man, you know these people are being disingenuous. Don't get your knickers in a knot. They're making up shit, because they don't want their shady shitty selves shown.
 
Bob senpai noticed us, and not in a passive-aggressive tsundere way for once.

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Edit: Jesus Christ, Bob stop retweeting, you twitter addicted chaser.
Poorly passing retards and cucks lmao. Anyone else notice that Luke is organizing this event with zero indication that he'll actually be there? You idiots do all the work and he'll be safe behind a camera in Canada. This level of slacktivism is something that Bob can get behind. Bob can live tweet about how he'd totally put those bully cops in their place just like he totally would've at the straight pride rally.
 
Let me refresh your memory.
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I'm absolutely surprised that nobody's turned Moviebob's face into that of the NPC meme.



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"KiwiFarms is trending [...] As you should know [...] the people on that site will come for you [...] study you [...] Invent a narrative..."

Yes. From what I've seen on KiwiFarms, they've invented a "narrative" against Moviebob after spending countless hours on Twitter carefully--and accurately--observing and analyzing Moviebob's behavior. Put simply, KiwiFarms is holding Moviebob accountable for its actions because The Escapist (after Russ Pitts' re-acquisition in a few years ago), ScrewAttack, Geek.com, and The Film Theorists never have.



Corporate drone Moviebob gets called out. Moviebob reverts defelction as its only natural response (decensored):
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Here's my question: Given Moviebob lives in a "basement apartment", does Bob's kitchen even receive the sunlight necessary to grow tomatoes that are any larger than raisins?
 
Man, you know these people are being disingenuous. Don't get your knickers in a knot. They're making up shit, because they don't want their shady shitty selves shown.

Seriously. How many times did Eli (who, I will remind anyone who is not aware, is an unapologetic, unlicensed dealer of sexual reassignment drugs TO MINORS, yet is claiming the moral high ground over us autistic faggots) have to refresh that page to make sure he got the exact quote he wanted, anyway? I wonder if it still generates the quote about the ghastly smelling crotch lint or the guy who begged his mother to have sex with him.
 
When it comes to Bob bitching about Zaslav, it's almost obsessive. I like how the woke now have their own Kathleen Kennedy. For years, when Star Wars fans were critical of some of the decisions that were made under Kennedy, the woke dismissed criticism, embraced Kennedy's work, and called the fans "entitled, manbabies, etc." Now, when it comes to Zaslav, someone who isn't playing to their tune (as far as we know) they're all in an uproar. Looks like they have a taste of their own medicine.
 
Bob senpai noticed us, and not in a passive-aggressive tsundere way for once.
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"They're goal is white supremacy, transphobia and rape-culture."

Not a single one of these is one of my goals. Actually, I'm opposed to all three and other things like cult religions, totalitarianism and fascism, which is why I prefer the company of the Kiwi Farms to Blue Check Twitter.

To repurpose a William F. Buckley quote: I would rather be governed by the top 2000 faggots on this website than the 2000 most active corporate-media-state ballwashers of Blue Check Twitter.
 
"They're goal is white supremacy, transphobia and rape-culture."

Not a single one of these is one of my goals. Actually, I'm opposed to all three and other things like cult religions, totalitarianism and fascism, which is why I prefer the company of the Kiwi Farms to Blue Check Twitter.

To repurpose a William F. Buckley quote: I would rather be governed by the top 2000 faggots on this website than the 2000 most active corporate-media-state ballwashers of Blue Check Twitter.

My goals are to see Bob finally get his comeuppance (whatever form that takes), see Brianna Wu outed as a grifter, and hopefully get a look at the crime scene photos for Lowtax's An Heroing. I expect disappointment on all three fronts.
 
Seriously. How many times did Eli (who, I will remind anyone who is not aware, is an unapologetic, unlicensed dealer of sexual reassignment drugs TO MINORS, yet is claiming the moral high ground over us autistic faggots) have to refresh that page to make sure he got the exact quote he wanted, anyway? I wonder if it still generates the quote about the ghastly smelling crotch lint or the guy who begged his mother to have sex with him.
Oh I uh did not know that. Son of a bitch.

And yeah. Frankly, Kiwi Farms (in pockets) is one of the better places to talk. Even as a card carrying communist, the worst I get are mean stickers. And as a real adult, and not a twitter user I ain't changing my mind because Kiwi Farm gave me puzzle pieces and trash cans.

I will cry a little bit though.

No more than half an hour.
 
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