Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Positron]

There is one lost technology from ancient China and Persia that the modern world is desperate to find: the abiliity to castrate men without turning them into welfare leeches.

 

[Drunk and Pour]

My goals are to see Bob finally get his comeuppance (whatever form that takes), see Brianna Wu outed as a grifter, and hopefully get a look at the crime scene photos for Lowtax's An Heroing. I expect disappointment on all three fronts.

Well, good news I think, you may never see Lowtax clear his head of negative thoughts, I think basically everybody knows Wu is a grifter, and Bob's comeuppance is coming slow and steady. Part of that comeuppance is that he doesn't see it coming. His life peaked when he beat SMB3 with a game genie and wrote a book about it. I hope Bob lives beyond 50.

And what's with the toilet comment? Is he saying we somehow get our fertilizer from them like spreading the cow manure around? Toilet waste goes directly to the sewer or septic system, it's not and open system to feed your own garden plants, at least I hope to GOD Bob's isn't.

Oh God, I'm thinking Cousin Eddie in Christmas Vacation, except pouring your own raw sewage on the food you plan to eat. But, you know, letting chicken rot in a bag of hot sauce for a week is cooking for him.

Bob seems to think modern people, at least the ones he supports, are somehow evolutionary superiors and are born just knowing stuff, and not the beneficiaries of 2,000 years of humanity passing along notes.....

This. I use their line of thinking and turn it around on them. If they are smarter than people 100 years ago, and those people should be admonished, what are you doing today so that you aren't admonished by people 100 years from now? Because not even in a hundred years, but probably a few decades, transing kids is going to be seen as the most barbaric thing since lobotomies. Never let the pro-trans movement get away with it.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Well, good news I think, you may never see Lowtax clear his head of negative thoughts, I think basically everybody knows Wu is a grifter, and Bob's comeuppance is coming slow and steady. Part of that comeuppance is that he doesn't see it coming. His life peaked when he beat SMB3 with a game genie and wrote a book about it. I hope Bob lives beyond 50.


Oh God, I'm thinking Cousin Eddie in Christmas Vacation, except pouring your own raw sewage on the food you plan to eat. But, you know, letting chicken rot in a bag of hot sauce for a week is cooking for him.


This. I use their line of thinking and turn it around on them. If they are smarter than people 100 years ago, and those people should be admonished, what are you doing today so that you aren't admonished by people 100 years from now? Because not even in a hundred years, but probably a few decades, transing kids is going to be seen as the most barbaric thing since lobotomies. Never let the pro-trans movement get away with it.

That whole business with the sriracha-hot sauce marinated chicken in a garbage bag with duct tape has me hoping that Bob got Fire In The Hole and had to ride the toilet bowl for a few hours. Like, long enough to have one or both feet go numb and experience temporary sensations of footlessness.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Bob senpai noticed us, and not in a passive-aggressive tsundere way for once.

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Lolcows: Infinity War when?

Edit: Jesus Christ, Bob stop retweeting, you twitter addicted chaser.

There exists the infinitesimally small but nonzero chance Keffals may try to rope Bob in, if only because Bob has blue checkmark needed to give this crusade clout.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Blobby while Roman's didn't have "flushing" toilets they had toilets with the most advance waste water system the world had seen until modern plumbing was invented in the 19th Century.

Cold Storage, well Fuck Face they had Ice Houses.

& while we have electric light we still have to deal with dim bulbs like you.

 

[Positron]

 

[TowinKarz]

OH god here bob goes, triggering my autism again. "WE" invented flush toilets? NO, Bob, "WE" fucking DIDN'T. Bob didn't. Murrica didn't.

My personal Bob I used to know also played the hypocrisy game with "WE", a lot.

Like, if a group of guys were discussing sports in a restaurant and said something like "Well, we really need a better starting pitcher" , my "Bob" would explode and say "It's not YOU on the team! YOU aren't playing for them, so you shouldn't act like you do! The PROPER thing to say is "Our TEAM needs a better pitcher!"

He was VERY insistent on this.

Naturally, when discussing the failure of society to build his Star Trek devices? He was 100% "WE need to stop letting stupid people hold US back!" when he, surprise, wasn't a physicist, or chemist, or engineer, he wasn't even a scientist, he was a CART-GETTER at a BIG BOX store....

 

[cypocryphy]

"They're goal is white supremacy, transphobia and rape-culture."

Not a single one of these is one of my goals. Actually, I'm opposed to all three and other things like cult religions, totalitarianism and fascism, which is why I prefer the company of the Kiwi Farms to Blue Check Twitter.

To repurpose a William F. Buckley quote: I would rather be governed by the top 2000 faggots on this website than the 2000 most active corporate-media-state ballwashers of Blue Check Twitter.

I'm unironically in support of transphobia tbh.

 

[Mr Processor]

"They're goal is white supremacy, transphobia and rape-culture."

Not a single one of these is one of my goals. Actually, I'm opposed to all three and other things like cult religions, totalitarianism and fascism, which is why I prefer the company of the Kiwi Farms to Blue Check Twitter.

To repurpose a William F. Buckley quote: I would rather be governed by the top 2000 faggots on this website than the 2000 most active corporate-media-state ballwashers of Blue Check Twitter.

No, I agree. I are white supremacy, transphobia and rape-culture. And whenever I are any of these things, just to be extra evil, I say, "It's Morbin' Time."

 

[Positron]

History teacher cites George Carlin: "Conservatives care about profit; liberals care about people". And Bob Chipman cares about neither.




Rick Scott:



What Psyop Resister says is only true if the criminal is Black.

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Can you be reactionary against something that doesn't exist?

I suppose you can shoehorn feminism into the Marxism by citing Engels's "women are the proletariat of the household", but LGBTQ simply don't factor in any form of production; they are only players in consumption. They can be ignored by any Marxist altogether.

If your political opponent wastes his time and energy fighting something that doesn't exist, shouldn't you cheer him on?



Neither Bobby nor Pete know what he himself writes; this make them such a match in heaven.

This shit is too fragmentary to make sense of, included here for completeness's sake.

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Transpeople have no advantage in sport!


Bobby keeps retweeting people retweeting Zach Antolek:


More bold-face lies concerning the trooning out of children.

Whenever these wags say "it never happens", rest assured someone will uncover exactly such a case by next Monday.

A boy could die if he doesn't learn to tuck his wee-wee.



I bet your pardon? What exactly do you mean by "outbreeding"?

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DeSantis is worse than Hitler multiplied by Rowling, yet Zsalav managed to top DeSantis by removing some Sesame Street episodes from HBOMax.

I can't exactly disapprove of taking candies from the hands of babies -- if said babies are 41 years old.





♫ Don't they know it's the end of the world? I can't watch cartoons any more ♫


Children just find out about nepotism in Hollywood.



We'll see how Bobby keeps up his non-existent DIGNITY when the next Harley Quinn show or something by James Gunn comes up on WB.

The world learns more about the evil of David Zaslav each day, just as we learn more about Bobby's economic insights in the meantime.

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Foretelling something as inevitable as "bad show gets slammed hard" does not make you an oracle.
The video (16 minutes), if anyone cares.


I have remarked in the SJW thread that men have a higher chance for being attacked and murdered if they fail to control their anger. But who cares about men? When a woman tells you her imagined problems are the world's first priorities, you, Thinker, will just LISTEN AND BELIEVE.




At least one of them is a tranny, so they hide his face behind those always-on surtitles.









The age-old wisdom "get a proper job and do art in your days off" is not good enough for Bobby.

♫ But I could have told you Bobby: this world was never meant for one as beautiful as you ♫
(I fucking hate this song.)

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Bob senpai noticed us, and not in a passive-aggressive tsundere way for once.

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Edit: Jesus Christ, Bob stop retweeting, you twitter addicted chaser.

the notorious Evanescence fan Samuel Collingwood-Smith and his Autistic Legion of Doom didn't succeed in bringing down KF - this Canadian troon has not a hope in hell

 

[Mr Processor]

If Homer Simpson can get a crayon removed from his brain and immediately be able to disprove the existence of God, then clearly Robert Chipman must be an unparalleled genius who knows absolutely everything.

Bob never did get that crayon removed from his brain, though.

Jealousy is an ugly emotion, Bob. Of course, that means it suits Bob. It's funny that Bob who makes (some) money from being a lazy slob with bad and wrong opinions about movies is mad that a guy who successfully made comic books for years at DC comics is still successfully making comic books. Calling it a Battletoads knockoff is a bit silly too. I know Bob is stuck in the 16-bit Videogame Era, but that was really the last time Battletoads was relevant (and even then it was a TMNT knockoff). The smart take would be to call Cyberfrog a TMNT knockoff, which it probably is but who cares? Eastman and Laird don't own the concept of amphibian superheroes, after all. Also, Bob throwing around the term manbaby as an insult will never not be funny.

The best part is the idea that van Sciver (who can certainly be annoying when he wants to be) is making money because of some "cult giving him money." He was successfully making comic books at DC comics for decades and created some original characters there. So somehow when he goes independent he magically lost his drawing talent I suppose. The real outlier is Bob, a man with no taste, no skill and no talent who still manages to grift money from suckers on the Internet. If a cult is giving anyone money Bob, it's you who are receiving it.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Bob never did get that crayon removed from his brain, though.

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Jealousy is an ugly emotion, Bob. Of course, that means it suits Bob. It's funny that Bob who makes (some) money from being a lazy slob with bad and wrong opinions about movies is mad that a guy who successfully made comic books for years at DC comics is still successfully making comic books. Calling it a Battletoads knockoff is a bit silly too. I know Bob is stuck in the 16-bit Videogame Era, but that was really the last time Battletoads was relevant (and even then it was a TMNT knockoff). The smart take would be to call Cyberfrog a TMNT knockoff, which it probably is but who cares? Eastman and Laird don't own the concept of amphibian superheroes, after all. Also, Bob throwing around the term manbaby as an insult will never not be funny.

The best part is the idea that van Sciver (who can certainly be annoying when he wants to be) is making money because of some "cult giving him money." He was successfully making comic books at DC comics for decades and created some original characters there. So somehow when he goes independent he magically lost his drawing talent I suppose. The real outlier is Bob, a man with no taste, no skill and no talent who still manages to grift money from suckers on the Internet. If a cult is giving anyone money Bob, it's you who are receiving it.

Haven't watched EVS in years, but God it would be hilarious if "Uncle E" decided to have a go at Bob.

 

[Brother Wind]

Yeah, there's nothing we as common folk use today that a Roman wouldn't be able to get up to speed on in a few hours when it came to using and a few months if they wanted to learn the fundamentals of how it works, or a couple years if they wanted to master building/designing their own.



If we can teach children how incandescent lights and internal combustion engines work, there's no reason we can't teach a full grown person....

We are not "smarter" than those who came before us, and our predecessors were not "dumber" than us, they just hadn't found the answer yet. The idea that a Roman would flee in terror from a power saw and instantly regard us Gods for having one, like happens in time-travel cartoons, is a temporal kind of racism, actually..... once they realized the loud noises were just a consequence of the thing WORKING they'd want to know how to use it like any other kid watching their Dad cut lumber with one would and by the end of the first day would be able to work along side you building the deck with no issue, just like Junior.

People are people.

Bob seems to think modern people, at least the ones he supports, are somehow evolutionary superiors and are born just knowing stuff, and not the beneficiaries of 2,000 years of humanity passing along notes.....

Shit its kinda real racist too. Because we had about the closest version of time travel we could when colonists met the Indians. And they picked up all kinds of shit from us pretty quick. Like you know. Guns.

 

[Mola Ram]

Shit its kinda real racist too. Because we had about the closest version of time travel we could when colonists met the Indians. And they picked up all kinds of shit from us pretty quick. Like you know. Guns.

Don't forget horses, the lack of which is arguably a big reason the Indians were so technologically behind Europe.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Sorry fren but I gotta correct ya. Bob is not a corporate drone. He is an unpaid shill.

>he does it for free

 

[Brother Wind]

Don't forget horses, the lack of which is arguably a big reason the Indians were so technologically behind Europe.

I was stuck between doing a comprehensive list. Or being punchy. And you called me out like this.

 

[Neko GF]

Consoomer time:

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[JayHarrison]

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I'm surprised Moviebob isn't dancing in joy as a result of this news.

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History teacher cites George Carlin: "Conservatives care about profit; liberals care about people". And Bob Chipman cares about neither.
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It's been a while since anyone could mark of "...JERBS!" on their Moviebob Bingo cards.

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So... Moviebob's saying "I told you so" without explicitly saying "I told you so". Gotcha.

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Rick Scott:
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I have a feeling that 2010s lorida will be remembered more fondly than 2010s California.

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What Psyop Resister says is only true if the criminal is Black.

Seems that this is a rare example of Moviebob following its own advice. There are reasons why Bob Chipman isn't known as Economicsbob... or Patriotbob... or Sciencebob... or Mathbob... or Realitybob...

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Can you be reactionary against something that doesn't exist?
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I suppose you can shoehorn feminism into the Marxism by citing Engels's "women are the proletariat of the household", but LGBTQ simply don't factor in any form of production; they are only players in consumption. They can be ignored by any Marxist altogether.

...or Sympathybob... or Empathybob...

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If your political opponent wastes his time and energy fighting something that doesn't exist, shouldn't you cheer him on?
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...or Societybob...

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This shit is too fragmentary to make sense of, included here for completeness's sake.
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To Moviebob, seeing Caleb Maupin Peter Coffin and would not be "funny". Moviebob would be finding their disappearance hi-LA-ri-ous.

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I bet your pardon? What exactly do you mean by "outbreeding"?

That's what I'd like to know...

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DeSantis is worse than Hitler multiplied by Rowling, yet Zsalav managed to top DeSantis by removing some Sesame Street episodes from HBOMax.
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I can't exactly disapprove of taking candies from the hands of babies -- if said babies are 41 years old.

Thus spoken by Moviebob, Internet shitlord who finds bullying acceptable because there is no such thing as a bad tactic. There are only bad TARGETS.

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That's twice in this thread that Moviebob has said "I told you so", but this is the first where Bob's openly saying it.

 

[Mola Ram]

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Geeze, Unscripted Bob is painful. He has nothing interesting to say whatsoever, no insight, no thoughtful observations, no entertaining musings. Just dull, rote descriptions.

The only interesting thing about this is his meek defense of it, not even going full firebreathing mode against the people pissing all over that awful monologue about controlling anger. It's shit and he knows it.

So of course it gets a 7 out of 10.