Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I was trawling Bob's feed looking for anything more than a pathetic and perfunctory support of Keffals in his Jihad against us and was saddened but not surprised by the lack of anything more. I then went to his long dead account to see maybe something slipped by on it. I saw something funnier. This is the latest thing on the account.

The sped retweeted himself from his dead account.

In fact I'm a little disappointed in all of the cast of character's lack of support in Lucas's taking on the dreaded farms. I went through a few of them and didn't really see anything. However I did catch Arkle having his own "I don't make my own plate" moment

https://twitter.com/G33kOfAllTrades/status/1561121379432349696

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This slayer of puss smashes so much box. His dong has converted more women to his belief of non-belief than any of your obsolete Bibles! You cyberbullies, bigots, Nazis, and chuds just WISH you exuded this much raw, masculine sexuality.

Jealousy is an ugly emotion, Bob. Of course, that means it suits Bob. It's funny that Bob who makes (some) money from being a lazy slob with bad and wrong opinions about movies is mad that a guy who successfully made comic books for years at DC comics is still successfully making comic books. Calling it a Battletoads knockoff is a bit silly too. I know Bob is stuck in the 16-bit Videogame Era, but that was really the last time Battletoads was relevant (and even then it was a TMNT knockoff). The smart take would be to call Cyberfrog a TMNT knockoff, which it probably is but who cares? Eastman and Laird don't own the concept of amphibian superheroes, after all. Also, Bob throwing around the term manbaby as an insult will never not be funny.

The best part is the idea that van Sciver (who can certainly be annoying when he wants to be) is making money because of some "cult giving him money." He was successfully making comic books at DC comics for decades and created some original characters there. So somehow when he goes independent he magically lost his drawing talent I suppose. The real outlier is Bob, a man with no taste, no skill and no talent who still manages to grift money from suckers on the Internet. If a cult is giving anyone money Bob, it's you who are receiving it.

I don't know if anyone remembers but for awhile Bob had as his twitter banner a screenshot of EVS's tweet stating that James Gunn was never coming back for Guardians 3. EVS turned out to be wrong and Bob, who's name on twitter (along with Lesser Brother's iirc) had #RehireJamesGunn, got what he wanted. As far as I'm aware that is Bob's one and only kinda win against EVS. Bob can attempt to belittle EVS's actual accomplishments but none of it will change the fact that Bob's only actual product that people could buy he has ever produced was Brick by Brick. His other "books" are nothing more than his blog posts and articles that's already free on his site.

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As shit as this video is I will admit that Bob looks slimmer than I've seen him in a long ass time. Maybe moving back in home means he doesn't eat fast food all the time and has Ma cooking for him. Whatever he's doing I hope he continues this trend.

 

[Mola Ram]

As shit as this video is I will admit that Bob looks slimmer than I've seen him in a long ass time. Maybe moving back in home means he doesn't eat fast food all the time and has Ma cooking for him. Whatever he's doing I hope he continues this trend.

I dunno. There's still something weird going on. He actually seems to have lats in this video, but they don't look natural, almost like he's wearing a girdle. His arms look skinnier, but not in a good way, similar to whatever's going on with his legs. I just can't reconcile this with that candid shot of him on his brother's movie set, unless it was just that long ago.

But most of all, his head is still gigantic! It's just odd.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Not gonna lie, my first thought was that he's wearing a girdle because of what you said. It does not look natural. The only counter I would give to that is that he, himself, does not look natural. His head is the size of 2 year old's whole body. If we didn't have proof of him and his proportions from years back you'd almost be able to convince someone that this is an AI generated reviewer.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

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I'll give him this, he's not wearing shades that show the screen he's reading the script off. So even though we can see his butthole eyes, at least he looks somewhat more presentable.

 

[Mola Ram]

I'll give him this, he's not wearing shades that show the screen he's reading the script off. So even though we can see his butthole eyes, at least he looks somewhat more presentable.

Yes, the glasses allow us to focus on the problems that plague the rest of his Brobdignagian skull.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Haven't watched EVS in years, but God it would be hilarious if "Uncle E" decided to have a go at Bob.

He did, can't share it because I'm on mobile but after that "Trump stole my summer" tweet from back in 2020, EVS replied with "Now I really love Trump" or something like that.

 

[Force and Character]

Alien gopher head aside, he's still mucking around with his greenscreen. This is 1080p! His hand looks like it's crumbling into pixels from that contrast blur. And Bob, I know you like your clown shirts, but try at least not to wear one with green patterns when you're going to stand in front of a greenscreen. Notice the palm leaves turning red on his shoulders.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Bob is using a thinning filter. Pay attention to the way his right side between his arm and his moobs go crazy in this clip. Also notice how uneven and asymmetrical the two sides of his torso are. It can be kind of hard to tell due to the resolution and how shitty Bob's greenscreen/ lighting/ general video skills are. Literally acting like an Instagram fat girl.

 

[Positron]

"Gay beer" has evolved into "queer beer"

One of the genderfluids is named "The Bearded Mistress". This is what the beer platter is like.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob is using a thinning filter. Pay attention to the way his right side between his arm and his moobs go crazy in this clip. Also notice how uneven and asymmetrical the two sides of his torso are. It can be kind of hard to tell due to the resolution and how shitty Bob's greenscreen/ lighting/ general video skills are. Literally acting like an Instagram fat girl.

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oh my holy Jesus (uh, I mean, oh blessed and dark Kali-ma), you're totally fuckin right.

 

[Bolo]

I dunno. There's still something weird going on. He actually seems to have lats in this video, but they don't look natural, almost like he's wearing a girdle. His arms look skinnier, but not in a good way, similar to whatever's going on with his legs. I just can't reconcile this with that candid shot of him on his brother's movie set, unless it was just that long ago.

First, it is a black vest, oldest trick to slim down on photo. Second, his green screen is utter dog shit, my god this is below amateur hour, what the fuck Robert, you still don't know how to use it? So there is some deformation going on.

Third... Yeah, I think he is using a girdle, no joke, because this is some weirdass waistline here.

Unless Robert managed to find a way to expand part of rib cage, either that or he is using a girdle, pectoral muscles don't work that way, and he wouldn't have pectorals with those skinny arms of his anyway.

Geeze, Unscripted Bob is painful. He has nothing interesting to say whatsoever, no insight, no thoughtful observations, no entertaining musings. Just dull, rote descriptions.

The only interesting thing about this is his meek defense of it, not even going full firebreathing mode against the people pissing all over that awful monologue about controlling anger. It's shit and he knows it.

So of course it gets a 7 out of 10.

All he could do is "gee, it a funny show, it is silly, come on guys", and sure yeah fine, I agree, who gives shit.

But at the same time, Robert tries to handwave that infamous scene where Jen is being a complete cunt to Bruce. You can stick that tongue all the way up on that cheek, but that scene was to be taken at face value. Maybe they are setting up a character arc for Jen, when she realizes that was being unfair to Bruce... but that doesn't justify the very public fact that Jen knows what was the horrible curse the Hulk was to Bruce and all that he went throught to the point he tried to take his life.

You can't make your character to be this obtuse and unlikeable and then whine when people don't like them. "But muh character arc"... yeah that only works when you give the said character a silver lining, as cheesy as the "save the cat" book is, the point stands if you wanna make a cheesy super-hero flick. Repent all you want, but first impressions is what stick, and a lot of people think She-Hulk is a cunt.

Sad thing is, the Jen I've read in the books would never say that. It was the one thing constant between the Bruce and Jen relationship, she would always be at his corner.

 

[Mola Ram]

Unless Robert managed to find a way to expand part of rib cage, either that or he is using a girdle, pectoral muscles don't work that way, and he wouldn't have pectorals with those skinny arms of his anyway.

@Quixotic Man has solved this mystery, at least to my satisfaction. Check a few posts above.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

What I like most about She Hulk is that so far, everything has been premised on the fact that a woman can't drive and managed to get into a wreck because she didn't notice a space ship on the road.

And all because she was too busy worrying about who Steve Rogers has or hasn't slept with.


Good work Marvel, I didn't realize you'd make She Hulk a vacuous whore who can't drive. How based.

Original Comics She Hulk was a part of the Fantastic Four, some of the most brilliant minds in the MCU, Jen Walters in the tv show is an obnoxious bitch who is basically a shittier Daredevil and a shittier Hulk, rolled into one.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bob yearns for a tourist trap that if it wasn't on the coast he'd wished it would've been wiped off the face of the earth

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Joe's Playland where you can get a lobster roll, candy apple, and where a kid can be a kid!

Joe's Playland - Home

Arcade - Ice Cream Stand - Seafood Stand FOOD, FUN & GAMES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

www.joesplayland.com

Had someone posted a pic of their own local thing from Springfield Ohio with as much reverence as Bob did for Joe's Playland I wonder if Bob would be getting hit right in the feels like he is now or if he would show off that video of the forest growing inside of an airport in Singapore, saying "This is what we could have if you things would just get out of the way". Putting aside Bob's hypocrisy for a moment I wanna focus on how Bob acts like he had to go on a grand adventure, a safari, a walkabout to get to the far away world of Joe's Playland. I can't remember what his address is so I just went from Lynn to Joe's Playland.



As you can see, Google says it is a 43 minute drive. I've had to drive, not wait in traffic but actually drive, to work 40 minutes, one way. All this tells me is that Bob's world is unbelievably small and that's actually sad to me. If he's really using a thin filter like @Quixotic Man says, and man I really don't want that to be true because of the implications, then that and this have somehow made him more pathetic than when I found him sitting on a couch with his lesser brother and sister-in-law, talking about someone else playing Altered Beast.

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I'll give him this, no where on the sign does it say "No trash" so good on Lesser Brother for making sure he was good to be there.

 

[Red Hood]

Good to see Chris continuing to chase the disgusting perverted hobo look. That look is so hot right now.

First, it is a black vest, oldest trick to slim down on photo. Second, his green screen is utter dog shit, my god this is below amateur hour, what the fuck Robert, you still don't know how to use it? So there is some deformation going on.

Third... Yeah, I think he is using a girdle, no joke, because this is some weirdass waistline here.

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Unless Robert managed to find a way to expand part of rib cage, either that or he is using a girdle, pectoral muscles don't work that way, and he wouldn't have pectorals with those skinny arms of his anyway.


All he could do is "gee, it a funny show, it is silly, come on guys", and sure yeah fine, I agree, who gives shit.

But at the same time, Robert tries to handwave that infamous scene where Jen is being a complete cunt to Bruce. You can stick that tongue all the way up on that cheek, but that scene was to be taken at face value. Maybe they are setting up a character arc for Jen, when she realizes that was being unfair to Bruce... but that doesn't justify the very public fact that Jen knows what was the horrible curse the Hulk was to Bruce and all that he went throught to the point he tried to take his life.

You can't make your character to be this obtuse and unlikeable and then whine when people don't like them. "But muh character arc"... yeah that only works when you give the said character a silver lining, as cheesy as the "save the cat" book is, the point stands if you wanna make a cheesy super-hero flick. Repent all you want, but first impressions is what stick, and a lot of people think She-Hulk is a cunt.

Sad thing is, the Jen I've read in the books would never say that. It was the one thing constant between the Bruce and Jen relationship, she would always be at his corner.

Look how tiny and girly his arms are compared to that blimp in the center. Is this guy real?

I was trawling Bob's feed looking for anything more than a pathetic and perfunctory support of Keffals in his Jihad against us and was saddened but not surprised by the lack of anything more. I then went to his long dead account to see maybe something slipped by on it. I saw something funnier. This is the latest thing on the account.
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The sped retweeted himself from his dead account.

In fact I'm a little disappointed in all of the cast of character's lack of support in Lucas's taking on the dreaded farms. I went through a few of them and didn't really see anything. However I did catch Arkle having his own "I don't make my own plate" moment

https://twitter.com/G33kOfAllTrades/status/1561121379432349696

Brian, the &-list YouTuber on Twitter: "in bed it'll make me think Je…

archived 21 Aug 2022 21:14:11 UTC

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This slayer of puss smashes so much box. His dong has converted more women to his belief of non-belief than any of your obsolete Bibles! You cyberbullies, bigots, Nazis, and chuds just WISH you exuded this much raw, masculine sexuality.

I don't know if anyone remembers but for awhile Bob had as his twitter banner a screenshot of EVS's tweet stating that James Gunn was never coming back for Guardians 3. EVS turned out to be wrong and Bob, who's name on twitter (along with Lesser Brother's iirc) had #RehireJamesGunn, got what he wanted. As far as I'm aware that is Bob's one and only kinda win against EVS. Bob can attempt to belittle EVS's actual accomplishments but none of it will change the fact that Bob's only actual product that people could buy he has ever produced was Brick by Brick. His other "books" are nothing more than his blog posts and articles that's already free on his site.

As shit as this video is I will admit that Bob looks slimmer than I've seen him in a long ass time. Maybe moving back in home means he doesn't eat fast food all the time and has Ma cooking for him. Whatever he's doing I hope he continues this trend.

"I entered the friendzone, but all I found were enemies."

Has this loser ever actually had a date? He looks like he eats donuts at every fucking meal.

 

[Rei is shit]

Only 1 of those 4 photos is level. Nice to see that Roberts photography skills match his videography skillz.

Oh, and his brother looks like he is dying in those photos.

 

[Mr Processor]

First, it is a black vest, oldest trick to slim down on photo. Second, his green screen is utter dog shit, my god this is below amateur hour, what the fuck Robert, you still don't know how to use it? So there is some deformation going on.

Third... Yeah, I think he is using a girdle, no joke, because this is some weirdass waistline here.

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Unless Robert managed to find a way to expand part of rib cage, either that or he is using a girdle, pectoral muscles don't work that way, and he wouldn't have pectorals with those skinny arms of his anyway.


All he could do is "gee, it a funny show, it is silly, come on guys", and sure yeah fine, I agree, who gives shit.

But at the same time, Robert tries to handwave that infamous scene where Jen is being a complete cunt to Bruce. You can stick that tongue all the way up on that cheek, but that scene was to be taken at face value. Maybe they are setting up a character arc for Jen, when she realizes that was being unfair to Bruce... but that doesn't justify the very public fact that Jen knows what was the horrible curse the Hulk was to Bruce and all that he went throught to the point he tried to take his life.

You can't make your character to be this obtuse and unlikeable and then whine when people don't like them. "But muh character arc"... yeah that only works when you give the said character a silver lining, as cheesy as the "save the cat" book is, the point stands if you wanna make a cheesy super-hero flick. Repent all you want, but first impressions is what stick, and a lot of people think She-Hulk is a cunt.

Sad thing is, the Jen I've read in the books would never say that. It was the one thing constant between the Bruce and Jen relationship, she would always be at his corner.

I think they added the on the nose speech about "how hard it is to be a woman in a world that hates women" because they had to do something after deciding not to go with the deformed version of She-Hulk from the more recent comics. So ok, they chose an actress who isn't deformed, and they decided not to make her look deformed even in the CGI version. But they wanted to make sure that any man who was stupid enough to watch this thing knew that She-Hulk "doesn't exist to be nice on the eyes for you!" So, while they decided not to deform her looks, they can still deform her personality. They can turn her into a horrible, shrill person no one would ever want to date unless they were desperate or a masochist. (She'll do ok, so many desperate, masochistic men out there.) That said, I wouldn't be surprised if She Hulk ends up being one of the more successful superhero shows on TV. Well, I say superhero shows but based on what I've seen it's more of a gimmick sitcom like Alf or Bewitched. However, that has one advantage, in that I think everyone working on the show actually prefers to be working on a sitcom.

 

[Mola Ram]

I think they added the on the nose speech about "how hard it is to be a woman in a world that hates women" because they had to do something after deciding not to go with the deformed version of She-Hulk from the more recent comics. So ok, they chose an actress who isn't deformed, and they decided not to make her look deformed even in the CGI version. But they wanted to make sure that any man who was stupid enough to watch this thing knew that She-Hulk "doesn't exist to be nice on the eyes for you!" So, while they decided not to deform her looks, they can still deform her personality. They can turn her into a horrible, shrill person no one would ever want to date unless they were desperate or a masochist. (She'll do ok, so many desperate, masochistic men out there.) That said, I wouldn't be surprised if She Hulk ends up being one of the more successful superhero shows on TV. Well, I say superhero shows but based on what I've seen it's more of a gimmick sitcom like Alf or Bewitched. However, that has one advantage, in that I think everyone working on the show actually prefers to be working on a sitcom.

I'd just like to point out that the "sassy girlboss attorney" show has been a cliche for so long that Futurama was mocking it over 20 years ago.

 

[RockVolnutt]

What I like most about She Hulk is that so far, everything has been premised on the fact that a woman can't drive and managed to get into a wreck because she didn't notice a space ship on the road.

And all because she was too busy worrying about who Steve Rogers has or hasn't slept with.


Good work Marvel, I didn't realize you'd make She Hulk a vacuous whore who can't drive. How based.

Original Comics She Hulk was a part of the Fantastic Four, some of the most brilliant minds in the MCU, Jen Walters in the tv show is an obnoxious bitch who is basically a shittier Daredevil and a shittier Hulk, rolled into one.

They also sucked any of the drama out of her origin. Comic Jen got into an accident because a mob guy she put away put a hit out on her and Bruce is torn between giving her a blood transfusion where he doesn't know what would happen or letting the only family he has die. MCU Jen got into a car accident due to somebody looking for Bruce and became She-Hulk due to a happy accident from them bleeding on each other. They also seem to have a good family instead of Jen being one of the few good childhood memories Bruce has.

Between that and the changing her powerset to be based on rage, the MCU version is ironically less feminist than the original. They managed to make Jen have no involvement in her own origin story. How does that happen? That's not rhetorical, I find it surprising that doesn't set off people who'd otherwise bitch about that besides them obviously knowing nothing of She-Hulk.

Edit: The only thing close to this I can think of is how badly they botched Carol Danvers in Captain Marvel including throwing out her actually interesting conflict with her dad not wanting his only daughter joining the military with a montage about sexism. I prefer actual conflict between individuals over "We live in a society" but for women.

 

[Mola Ram]

They also sucked any of the drama out of her origin. Comic Jen got into an accident because a mob guy she put away put a hit out on her and Bruce is torn between giving her a blood transfusion where he doesn't know what would happen or letting the only family he has die. MCU Jen got into a car accident due to somebody looking for Bruce and became She-Hulk due to a happy accident from them bleeding on each other. They also seem to have a good family instead of Jen being one of the few good childhood memories Bruce has.

Between that and the changing her powerset to be based on rage, the MCU version is ironically less feminist than the original. They managed to make Jen have no involvement in her own origin story. How does that happen? That's not rhetorical, I find it surprising that doesn't set people who'd otherwise bitch about that off besides them obviously knowing nothing of She-Hulk.

The women who are writing this show are the sort of thoughtless drones who have swallowed every ounce of feminist pabulum without ever stopping to consider the larger implications of living up to the letter of it. The sort of people who never considered how, for instance, the Bechdel Test fails for some of the strongest female characters ever written: most Bronte sister protagonists, Scarlett O'Hara, Nurse Ratched, Clarice Starling. I'm sure you can think of dozens more.

It's the sort of bubblegum feminism that is written for YASS SLAY QUEEN and I DON'T NEEDS NO MANS moments, shallow as a mudpuddle in Arizona.