Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

The women who are writing this show are the sort of thoughtless drones who have swallowed every ounce of feminist pabulum without ever stopping to consider the larger implications of living up to the letter of it. The sort of people who never considered how, for instance, the Bechdel Test fails for some of the strongest female characters ever written: most Bronte sister protagonists, Scarlett O'Hara, Nurse Ratched, Clarice Starling. I'm sure you can think of dozens more.

It's the sort of bubblegum feminism that is written for YASS SLAY QUEEN and I DON'T NEEDS NO MANS moments, shallow as a mudpuddle in Arizona.

To be more precise, the woman writing this is Jessica Gao. I probably brought up before that a lot of the writers for the MCU come from shows like Rick & Morty and she's literally the same woman who wrote Pickle Rick. A lot of people never look into these things and think they're fucking up "action series" with comedy but no, MCU projects are written as comedies first. This happens regardless if the source material is supposed to be a comedy which it usually isn't. Sure, the She-Hulk show in particular is supposed to be like a sitcom but it's why all of them have that tone. I think you even pointed out Dr. Strange 2 borrowing a plot point from R&M which also had a writer from that show.

Jessica Gao - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

The best part is the idea that van Sciver (who can certainly be annoying when he wants to be) is making money because of some "cult giving him money." He was successfully making comic books at DC comics for decades and created some original characters there. So somehow when he goes independent he magically lost his drawing talent I suppose. The real outlier is Bob, a man with no taste, no skill and no talent who still manages to grift money from suckers on the Internet. If a cult is giving anyone money Bob, it's you who are receiving it.

Both Geoff Johns and Uncle @FROG turned Green Lantern from flagging property to one of DC's top sellers after Green Lantern: Rebirth and was even doing work on it up until Hal Jordan and the Green Lantern Corps four of five years ago. I don't even follow ComicsGate anymore (far too focused on my own writing), but I respect his body of work. Meanwhile, Bob has been nothing but a parasite all of his miserable life.

 

[Mr Processor]

I'd just like to point out that the "sassy girlboss attorney" show has been a cliche for so long that Futurama was mocking it over 20 years ago.

Allie McBeal (aka, Single Female Lawyer) was kind of a phenomenon when it aired as I remembered. They were willing to put surreal stuff in it like a dancing CGI baby. This was later referenced on Chris Carter's Millenium, in the episode where all the devils were swapping stories about the various humans they had destroyed recently. And of course the whole show became referenced as Single Female Lawyer on Futurama. Ah, those were the days.

I've heard people compare She Hulk to Allie McBeal, but based on what I've seen of it, I think it won't have that kind of success.

 

[Bush King]

That said, I wouldn't be surprised if She Hulk ends up being one of the more successful superhero shows on TV.

It has the advantage of actually being a recognized name, even if that name is based off of a more popular character.

I'm still surprised they don't do something more unique like WandaVision for their shows. Everything just comes across as a disconnected villain-of-the-week crap that is forgotten sooner than it was aired. Make the shows some wacky arthouse shit.

 

[Red Hood]

To be more precise, the woman writing this is Jessica Gao. I probably brought up before that a lot of the writers for the MCU come from shows like Rick & Morty and she's literally the same woman who wrote Pickle Rick. A lot of people never look into these things and think they're fucking up "action series" with comedy but no, MCU projects are written as comedies first. This happens regardless if the source material is supposed to be a comedy which it usually isn't. Sure, the She-Hulk show in particular is supposed to be like a sitcom but it's why all of them have that tone. I think you even pointed out Dr. Strange 2 borrowing a plot point from R&M which also had a writer from that show.

Jessica Gao - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

The Bechdel Test is stupid and has no bearing one way or another on whether anything is well written. I don't take anyone seriously, that takes it seriously.

 

[Positron]

They managed to make Jen have no involvement in her own origin story.

Mary Sues don't need origin stories, because those imply that the Sues used to be less than perfect at some point in life. Mary Sues just be.

Lesser Brother's alkie adventure continues.

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Because police officers are just as easily replaceable as Best Buy shelf-stockers. And if Best Buy employees faced such daily mortal dangers as many police officer are, I bet they'd have no hesitation stomping someone's skull to goo.

Instead of reforming / abolishing the police force, medical, and education system, may I suggest Vinals and Bobby to move to a place where these don't exist.


An astute observation. Had Hitler been successful in exterminating the jews, instead of letting them spill all over Europe and America and take root in academia like cancer cells, DeSantis wouldn't have to fight this war today.

This oven-dodging pubic intellectual claims we don't need the vast majority of Earth's population because they don't contribute to advanced techs like AI or bioengineering, except perhaps as data. He is silent about his contributions to those areas.

So how about the evil person who 'only' exists? Shall we discard him or excuse him and come to see him for what he is?

Following Caleb Maupin's scandal, CPIUSA, the "educational think tank" started by him and on which Peter Coffin hung like a leech, is no more.


Bobby is a deradicalizer.

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One of the causes of the Transsexual Genocide is that right-wingers are active on Facebook.




Love, says Jordan Peterson, is more fundamental than pain. Love and Truth.


Tesla adopts the brutalist aesthetics.

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Dan Floss tries to drive a wedge between Bobby and Daylight Warrior.




People took Bobby's gibbering seriously.




Bobby retweets loads about some cartoon called Infinity Train.

If you need health care coverage, may I suggest you learn to code.


Does Cancel Culture exist now hmm?



Feminist.



What seems to be the problem? Don't rainbow freaks love to boast they are disabled?

Live-action Toy Story.









Bobby might want to check if it still fits.

 

[NaviSpider]

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It's genuinely impressive how your brother can be Bob Chipman and yet you still manage to look like the more retarded one.

Look at those sad little pig eyes. That's either the look of a man barely holding it together, or a child showing you some feces smeared across a wall and hoping you like it.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Only 1 of those 4 photos is level. Nice to see that Roberts photography skills match his videography skillz.

Oh, and his brother looks like he is dying in those photos.

he's also got the same lazy eye problem as Bob.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bobby retweets loads about some cartoon called Infinity Train.

If you need health care coverage, may I suggest you learn to code.

"Wah! You are no longer paying for the product we created because you no longer want it and that means we can't afford health care. Why are we focused on that instead of food or housing? Fuck you! SSRIs and estrogen trump bread and apples. Why don't we make something that will actually sell? Fuck you! Just continue to pay us for something you no longer want or we'll tell the internet on you HARDER!"

 

[RainwaterDrop]

The women who are writing this show are the sort of thoughtless drones who have swallowed every ounce of feminist pabulum without ever stopping to consider the larger implications of living up to the letter of it. The sort of people who never considered how, for instance, the Bechdel Test fails for some of the strongest female characters ever written: most Bronte sister protagonists, Scarlett O'Hara, Nurse Ratched, Clarice Starling. I'm sure you can think of dozens more.

It's the sort of bubblegum feminism that is written for YASS SLAY QUEEN and I DON'T NEEDS NO MANS moments, shallow as a mudpuddle in Arizona.

Precisely. It's what happens when you're too immersed in a thought bubble that you forget to remind yourself that the people you're writing about are, first and foremost, human. Strong women are independent, virtuous and fierce people that live their lives for herselves and not to be some accessory on a man's life but that doesn't mean they aren't people like anyone else with their own struggles, passions and flaws. You can be a strong woman and still love a man or a woman just like that, same goes for men: Some of the most admirable and respectable men and women I have met in my life were people you could look up to from the example they set and many of them had spouses they loved dearly!

This shit is written precisely for people like Bob, who live in a nuanced world and are allergic to nuance due to their own fucked worldview, based on inflammatory viewpoints born out of frustration and rage. A strong woman lives and loves just like the rest of us, and one of the things that define a strong woman is a confident, independent personality. This means they have people they love, albeit it doesn't mean that their lives revolve around being liked by men/women. The same goes for strong men!

It has the advantage of actually being a recognized name, even if that name is based off of a more popular character.

I'm still surprised they don't do something more unique like WandaVision for their shows. Everything just comes across as a disconnected villain-of-the-week crap that is forgotten sooner than it was aired. Make the shows some wacky arthouse shit.

That takes effort and Disney's model of pushing as much product as possible to keep new shows coming goes against it. Production values might be good, which is no surprise considering that Disney is the biggest fucking entertainment company in the entire planet, but you won't get anything but mediocre quality with a push focused on quantity!

As long as people like Bob are hooked and hyped for every single show they pump out, they can keep themselves afloat and that's what matters. In the long term nobody will remember most of their shows, fuck, I can't remember what they released last year for example lol!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Bobby retweets loads about some cartoon called Infinity Train.
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If you need health care coverage, may I suggest you learn to code.

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Does Cancel Culture exist now hmm?

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Some background:

Infinity Train is a cartoon about an infinitely long train in a distant dimension full of desert wastelands. People are teleported onto this train to work out their emotional problems, and each car in this infinitely long train contains scenarios created by the train to help this process along (this also means the train cars can and do contain literal worlds inside of them. And the cars are already the size of houses.) Infinity Train is regarded as one of the better shows Cartoon Network has produced in a while. A big reason people are up in arms are because the show was cancelled before it could complete its planned fifth (and final) season. It's too bad that the show won't be completed, but it's Cartoon Network's IP and they can do with it as they like.

Looking at the retweets, Robert isn't retweeting in support of the show, but rather the show's staff. I guess he still believes he's a member of the entertainment industry and that he has clout. It's not Disney and features no lesbians to fap over, so I can't see any other reason why he'd retweet this.

 

[BubbleButt]

If you've been doing video editing for 15 years and STILL can't key correctly, just end your career.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

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If you've been doing video editing for 15 years and STILL can't key correctly, just end your career.

Yeah, it's a bit odd someone... Actually, anyone, would take movie review advice from someone can't even make a decent quality YouTube video.

I mean, I know those who can't, teach - Or whatever. I think Sun Tzu said that to some bitch nigga retard sarcastically and that idiot took it seriously. But uh - I mean, this is a guy who thinks he has the intellect to critique film when he makes dumb retarded shit like this:

Like, if you can watch that and somehow not think it's the most autistic thing you have ever seen, I dunno what to tell you. Bob is the Beethoven of film - I guess, if Beethoven was a stupid asshole who hated music, people, and work.

 

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

Bob never did get that crayon removed from his brain, though.

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Jealousy is an ugly emotion, Bob. Of course, that means it suits Bob. It's funny that Bob who makes (some) money from being a lazy slob with bad and wrong opinions about movies is mad that a guy who successfully made comic books for years at DC comics is still successfully making comic books. Calling it a Battletoads knockoff is a bit silly too. I know Bob is stuck in the 16-bit Videogame Era, but that was really the last time Battletoads was relevant (and even then it was a TMNT knockoff). The smart take would be to call Cyberfrog a TMNT knockoff, which it probably is but who cares? Eastman and Laird don't own the concept of amphibian superheroes, after all. Also, Bob throwing around the term manbaby as an insult will never not be funny.

The best part is the idea that van Sciver (who can certainly be annoying when he wants to be) is making money because of some "cult giving him money." He was successfully making comic books at DC comics for decades and created some original characters there. So somehow when he goes independent he magically lost his drawing talent I suppose. The real outlier is Bob, a man with no taste, no skill and no talent who still manages to grift money from suckers on the Internet. If a cult is giving anyone money Bob, it's you who are receiving it.

Bob doesn't even have a reason to hate Van Schiver. Even jealousy isn't a reason, Bob doesn't work in comics or anything remotely related to art. He's just parroting the people that he follows, like it's going to gain him enough favor to bring him back up to his Gamergate-era peak.

 

[King Dead]

Some background:

Infinity Train is a cartoon about an infinitely long train in a distant dimension full of desert wastelands. People are teleported onto this train to work out their emotional problems, and each car in this infinitely long train contains scenarios created by the train to help this process along (this also means the train cars can and do contain literal worlds inside of them. And the cars are already the size of houses.) Infinity Train is regarded as one of the better shows Cartoon Network has produced in a while. A big reason people are up in arms are because the show was cancelled before it could complete its planned fifth (and final) season. It's too bad that the show won't be completed, but it's Cartoon Network's IP and they can do with it as they like.

Looking at the retweets, Robert isn't retweeting in support of the show, but rather the show's staff. I guess he still believes he's a member of the entertainment industry and that he has clout. It's not Disney and features no lesbians to fap over, so I can't see any other reason why he'd retweet this.

It's upsetting, to be sure, but that's the nature of the business, where things that are loved by a small crowd are just not profitable enough to keep going, and it makes more financial sense to take the writeoff and bin it. It's not like this is anything new, either, as fans of Megas XLR can attest. As a Venture Bros. fan, I'm still upset about the show's cancellation, but at least they're getting a movie to reach some kind of conclusion and it hasn't been written off entirely, although either of these could change too.

I don't pretend to know Zaslav and Company's thought process here, but given the massive reorganization and even high-profile things like Batgirl getting the axe, he seems to be focused on cutting back on expenses anywhere he can. It absolutely sucks that pieces of entertainment can be effectively removed from the public and never be allowed to be seen legally again, even more so that already-completed works will never be shown, but I'm guessing something would need to change in tax law to prevent that. And man, I would not want to try to untangle the labyrinth of Hollywood accounting to do so.

For now, do as MST3K told you so long ago: keep circulating the tapes.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Yeah, it's a bit odd someone... Actually, anyone, would take movie review advice from someone can't even make a decent quality YouTube video.

I mean, I know those who can't, teach - Or whatever. I think Sun Tzu said that to some bitch nigga retard sarcastically and that idiot took it seriously. But uh - I mean, this is a guy who thinks he has the intellect to critique film when he makes dumb retarded shit like this:

Like, if you can watch that and somehow not think it's the most autistic thing you have ever seen, I dunno what to tell you. Bob is the Beethoven of film - I guess, if Beethoven was a stupid asshole who hated music, people, and work.

Apparently Bob couldn't even get the Chippa to volunteer to be in this fuck awful video to play one of the four different """characters""".

Its just Bob's all the way down.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Because police officers are just as easily replaceable as Best Buy shelf-stockers. And if Best Buy employees faced such daily mortal dangers as many police officer are, I bet they'd have no hesitation stomping someone's skull to goo.
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Instead of reforming / abolishing the police force, medical, and education system, may I suggest Vinals and Bobby to move to a place where these don't exist.

I don't understand what he's saying about Best Buy. (Do the kids even still go to Best Buy? I can't remember the last time I have.) Aside from the fact that he didn't use the word "worked" to specify Best Buy employees, I'm wondering why he thinks firing all The Police (I'll assume he didn't actually mean the band with Sting) in the country and starting from scratch would be the most prudent "reform" to do. He doesn't seem to understand that people don't actually literally want to abolish the police.

I will assume it's because Bob doesn't understand anything about liability and also go further and assume it's because Bob would never want to change this since if the cops were busting Trumpsucker heads in flyover country he'd want them to have even less liability, get increased salaries and be ordered to do more of it.

 

[mandatorylurk]

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What seems to be the problem? Don't rainbow freaks love to boast they are disabled?

Is Blob such an idiot with his wiki skills he thinks Professor X is telekinetic? He couldn't walk because his back was broken by a villain named Lucifer, and then by the Shadow King. And then it got fixed again around the time I gave up on comics with the end of Grant Morrison's run. And now they're all gay clones so it doesn't matter.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Is Blob such an idiot with his wiki skills he thinks Professor X is telekinetic? He couldn't walk because his back was broken by a villain named Lucifer, and then by the Shadow King. And then it got fixed again around the time I gave up on comics with the end of Grant Morrison's run. And now they're all gay clones so it doesn't matter.

Professor X actually does have telekinesis too but it's very underdeveloped compared to other psychics and writers usually forget about it. It's usually used for really minor stuff like causing a machine to malfunction unlike what Jean or Psylocke could do. Only exceptions is his Ultimate Marvel counterpart is shown to be able to lift himself in his chair or his current new body having the absurd feat of breaking Nimrod apart. Both of those aren't typical Charles though.

It's one of those things that's easy to forget since he only does it a handful of times during the 60s and 70s but yeah, he wouldn't be able to "make his legs work" through it. That'd require very precise control on a bigger scale than he's ever shown doing.

 

[NaviSpider]

Professor X actually does have telekinesis too but it's very underdeveloped compared to other psychics and writers usually forget about it. It's usually used for really minor stuff like causing a machine to malfunction unlike what Jean or Psylocke could do. Only exceptions is his Ultimate Marvel counterpart is shown to be able to lift himself in his chair or his current new body having the absurd feat of breaking Nimrod apart. Both of those aren't typical Charles though.

It's one of those things that's easy to forget since he only does it a handful of times during the 60s and 70s but yeah, he wouldn't be able to "make his legs work" through it. That'd require very precise control on a bigger scale than he's ever shown doing.

And still, Professor X being able to maybe move his legs telekinetically makes infinitely more sense than a literal wheelchair bound spider-person that uses crutches as web shooters. Aside from sounding like a 4chan parody, how would this work and how would it be interesting? You presumably can't wall-crawl anywhere because you have to hold the crutches. Your acrobatic feats are going to be sorely hampered. And all a villain would need to do to put you down is cut your webbing and you'll be literally grounded.

Professor X being able to will himself to walk again at least gives you something to work with. The legless spider would just be embarrassing.