Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[RockVolnutt]

With all of Bob's feigned outrage about the canceling of Batgirl I'm curious about an alternate reality where Bob is 40 years old in 1994 and just discovered that Roger Corman's Fantastic Four will never be released. For any fellow Bobologist unaware, a German guy by the name Bernd Elchinger hired B-movie legend Roger Corman to direct a feature length capeshit movie about the Fantastic Four. The entire thing was cast, shot, edited, marketed, and promptly shelved when completed. Unbeknownst to almost everyone working on the movie, the movie was never actually intended to be seen by anyone and that has been confirmed by Stan Lee himself. It wasn't even a cash grab. It was explicitly made so they could keep the rights to the Fantastic Four, as has been the case for every single FF movie since. From the little deep dive I did for this, it seems the actors were sent cease and desist notices to keep them from ever promoting their own movie.

Bob and his merry host of ear chewers act like what happened to Batgirl is some sort of never before seen offense which is laughable makes them deserved of derision. I'm not saying that what happened to FF is what happened to Batgirl mainly because superhero rights and right holders are pretty different then they were in the 90's. I will say that they hired two brown Belgians who never did much of note before to make a multi million dollar super hero movie and the shelving announcement seemed to take everyone by surprise. Was it because they tried the Marvel trend of hiring small indie directors to try to bully them into doing what the studio wants or was it some sort of diversity hire that blew up in their face or was it never meant to be seen by anyone? All I know is that in a year's time bootleg copies of the Corman FF was already circulating and you can watch the whole thing online now. I have zero doubts that Batgirl will leak out and I will bask in that retarded glow like a lizard in the sun when it does.

I think that's a trick question. IMO the most likely outcome for an earlier Bob is he'd be a massive fanboy of DC movies with Marvel being that thing loser "People Who Don't Matter" are into. He'd later take the cancellation of Burton/Schumacher Batman pretty badly before moving on to the DCAU cartoons. Once those stop airing, it's very likely he ends up the MCU fanboy we know him as anyways just as our Bob did a 180 on Nolan's Batman. Ultimately the only notable deviations by our time would be possibly his stance on DC being different and his attachment to Mario/Nintendo would be replaced by something else entirely but I don't know what. Game Overthinker would've never happened but he'd still be a movie critic and have old man rage during Gamergate.

It really doesn't matter where in history you drop him, unless something really changes him then he's always going to be a slave to his extreme tribalism and he'll superficially adopt whatever are considered mainstream opinions which he'll distort into his own worldview like he does now.

 

[FROG]

Man, as someone who saw both this and the interactions with the blue bear Andrew Dobson (that idiot who drew that screwy, inaccurate 'star wars' comic about 'harassment', was a Moviebob fan himself and even drew fan art of Bob's character The Game Overthinker, and who finally 'got chased off (ragequit) the internet' in like 2020), I gotta ask, who's worse? Dobson, or Moviebob?

They're both weird perverts who create nothing of interest or value.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

With all of Bob's feigned outrage about the canceling of Batgirl I'm curious about an alternate reality where Bob is 40 years old in 1994 and just discovered that Roger Corman's Fantastic Four will never be released. For any fellow Bobologist unaware, a German guy by the name Bernd Elchinger hired B-movie legend Roger Corman to direct a feature length capeshit movie about the Fantastic Four. The entire thing was cast, shot, edited, marketed, and promptly shelved when completed. Unbeknownst to almost everyone working on the movie, the movie was never actually intended to be seen by anyone and that has been confirmed by Stan Lee himself. It wasn't even a cash grab. It was explicitly made so they could keep the rights to the Fantastic Four, as has been the case for every single FF movie since. From the little deep dive I did for this, it seems the actors were sent cease and desist notices to keep them from ever promoting their own movie.

Bob and his merry host of ear chewers act like what happened to Batgirl is some sort of never before seen offense which is laughable makes them deserved of derision. I'm not saying that what happened to FF is what happened to Batgirl mainly because superhero rights and right holders are pretty different then they were in the 90's. I will say that they hired two brown Belgians who never did much of note before to make a multi million dollar super hero movie and the shelving announcement seemed to take everyone by surprise. Was it because they tried the Marvel trend of hiring small indie directors to try to bully them into doing what the studio wants or was it some sort of diversity hire that blew up in their face or was it never meant to be seen by anyone? All I know is that in a year's time bootleg copies of the Corman FF was already circulating and you can watch the whole thing online now. I have zero doubts that Batgirl will leak out and I will bask in that retarded glow like a lizard in the sun when it does.

The biggest reason this happened was a Tax credit which they'll get 20 million dollars for there's a loop hole when companies merge which allows the new owners to cancel anything they claim they wouldn't had greenlit. Thing is this can never see the light of day or its tax fraud. The directors confirmed today all the footage even Keaton back as Batman was deleted from the WB servers. This film is gone outside of some stills and leaked footage from filming.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

They're both weird perverts who create nothing of interest of value.

One could argue that they produce (past tense in Dobson's case) entertainment from their hilariously bad "art" and even worse hot takes though that is more by accident than design.

Watching Lindsay Ellis blow Bob out of the water made my year back in November 2020.

 

[FROG]

One could argue that they produce (past tense in Dobson's case) entertainment from their hilariously bad "art" and even worse hot takes though that is more by accident than design.

Watching Lindsay Ellis blow Bob out of the water made my year back in November 2020.

That was a good moment.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Man, as someone who saw both this and the interactions with the blue bear Andrew Dobson (that idiot who drew that screwy, inaccurate 'star wars' comic about 'harassment', was a Moviebob fan himself and even drew fan art of Bob's character The Game Overthinker, and who finally 'got chased off (ragequit) the internet' in like 2020), I gotta ask, who's worse? Dobson, or Moviebob?

Bob, by a long shot. Dobson is a real asshole but he's far away from being a genocidal maniac like Bob is, and despite being the village idiot of the art community for over a decade he was smart enough to realize that he had to change or he would be fucking 60 and still ranting about the same horseshit and ever and still getting mocked to shit over it. I like to think so, at least, but his staying out of the spotlight shows he's smarter than Bob or that someone around him is at least. Bob, on the other hand, just keeps doubling down on his rage and hate. He's been on an awful road for years and refuses to stop, ponder about the direction he's going in and turn back. He's got to the point of building an entire genocidal ideology around his views, some technofascist dystopic delusional fantasy!

Fuck, if you think about it, Bob only isn't one of the worst cows due to his own irrelevancy and (thankfully) because he isn't an abuser. Other than that he's got few if any redeeming qualities, but who knows how bad he can get!

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Bob yearns for a tourist trap that if it wasn't on the coast he'd wished it would've been wiped off the face of the earth

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1561489085600043010

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Had to drive out for work, too…

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Joe's Playland where you can get a lobster roll, candy apple, and where a kid can be a kid!

Joe's Playland - Home

Arcade - Ice Cream Stand - Seafood Stand FOOD, FUN & GAMES FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

www.joesplayland.com

Had someone posted a pic of their own local thing from Springfield Ohio with as much reverence as Bob did for Joe's Playland I wonder if Bob would be getting hit right in the feels like he is now or if he would show off that video of the forest growing inside of an airport in Singapore, saying "This is what we could have if you things would just get out of the way". Putting aside Bob's hypocrisy for a moment I wanna focus on how Bob acts like he had to go on a grand adventure, a safari, a walkabout to get to the far away world of Joe's Playland. I can't remember what his address is so I just went from Lynn to Joe's Playland.

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As you can see, Google says it is a 43 minute drive. I've had to drive, not wait in traffic but actually drive, to work 40 minutes, one way. All this tells me is that Bob's world is unbelievably small and that's actually sad to me. If he's really using a thin filter like @Quixotic Man says, and man I really don't want that to be true because of the implications, then that and this have somehow made him more pathetic than when I found him sitting on a couch with his lesser brother and sister-in-law, talking about someone else playing Altered Beast.

I'll give him this, no where on the sign does it say "No trash" so good on Lesser Brother for making sure he was good to be there.

that literally looks like every single cheap, rundown, non-tropical seaside town in the anglosphere

 

[Koby_Fish]

They're both weird perverts who create nothing of interest or value.

and they're both "Massholes" but at least Moviebob knows how to spell "Troglodytes". Dobson at one point thought it was spelled "Tchyoclodites".

@RainwaterDrop I'd argue Dobson has genocidal fantasies as well. He's had tweets as crazy as Bob's, regarding he wishes for the extermination of the Straight Cis White Male, of which he then immediately pointed out that he is, so basically arguing for HIS OWN extermination, 'for the greater good' to protect the precious PeeOhCees, Troons, and Bundles of Sticks. I believe he cribbed off Moviebob's belief system, given he's a moviebob knob slobberer.

 

[Mola Ram]

They're both weird perverts who create nothing of interest or value.

Dobson at least has demonstrated talent. He's not great, and he's neglected it criminally by refusing to take criticism or do anything to improve, but his comics are lightyears beyond Bob's attempts at filmmaking.

Of course, he's also demonstrated what kind of sick fetish porn he prefers, while Bob is thankfully generically into lesbians and big tits. Overall, a mixed bag, and I wouldn't want to have a beer with either of them.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Funnymemes/comments/wvbvns/my_brother_41yo_expecting_a_1010_to_take_his/

Spoiler: Spoiler

My brother @ 41yo expecting a 10/10 to take his virginity.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

The biggest reason this happened was a Tax credit which they'll get 20 million dollars for there's a loop hole when companies merge which allows the new owners to cancel anything they claim they wouldn't had greenlit. Thing is this can never see the light of day or its tax fraud. The directors confirmed today all the footage even Keaton back as Batman was deleted from the WB servers. This film is gone outside of some stills and leaked footage from filming.

heh....eheheh...hehehehehehehe

While I'm actually saddened by this helpful information you've provided I now get to see these tards seethe and cope that they are denied their own Snydercut fandom. While I was trawling through twitter during our troon downtime I saw something about how when Snyder was fired from Justice League he just stole the footage he shot, the footage that Bob long declared non-existent and a conspiracy that became Justice League: Snyder Cut. Looks like the Brilliant Brown Belgians never thought to make back ups, steal back their own work, to dumb to care, or were paid enough to now do a surprised Pikachu face.

I'll still hang on to a grain of a dream that some intern did swipe a copy but for now it is only that, a dream.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

heh....eheheh...hehehehehehehe
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While I'm actually saddened by this helpful information you've provided I now get to see these tards seethe and cope that they are denied their own Snydercut fandom. While I was trawling through twitter during our troon downtime I saw something about how when Snyder was fired from Justice League he just stole the footage he shot. Looks like the Brilliant Brown Belgians never thought to make back ups, steal back their own work, to dumb to care, or were paid enough to now do a surprised Pikachu face.

I'll still hang on to a grain of a dream that some intern did swipe a copy but for now it is only that, a dream.

Now it's being said that only the Directors passwords were rejected and there are digital copies of the film. Who knows I hope it leaks just for shit and giggles. But this would be a Shitshow for WB if it did because of the Tax Credit.

 

[Positron]

Ole Bob cannot compete with the streamer upstarts.


Matt Damon says the phasing out of DVD as a medium has drastically cut down revenue stream and risen the stakes for film investors.

So what Bobby really means is that studios are just being greedy and entitled, expecting the same profit as the world moved on.

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"Choose not the path of fear, but that of faith".

"Dwarfs looks fun, elf lady smokin' hot. I'm not 14 year old." - Robert Chipman.

Someone forgot that canon does not exist; only smokin' hot elf chicks do.

And Bobby's sphere of activity is on...


Good call; high fantasy is going the way of capeshit. Affixing the label "Tolkien" on your product will not work because people have seen right through it.

Dob Chipman sure likes Titties & Dragons.

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Big Monkey, say Hello to Big Rat!







Because Bobby never stans for someone who is mighty rich and still continues to exploit his employees. And save you "buh-byes"; no one invited you in the convo in the first place.

I never understand why an adult get "visibly upset" about TV shows getting canceled, but I'm not Properly Evolved.


Snyder Cut fans = Trumpsters.

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You are an "asshole" if you don't like cartoons as an adult.


I want to put these two tweets together.


Who even think Steven's Universe is for kids? It is made by and for sexual-deviant adults who want to groom kids.

"Maybe if you had been shown cartoons like this as a kid". Yup. This fucking troon wants to groom children.

Tough-talking white karen "with a past" teams up with Black mom against children trafficker.


Jap shit.

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I'm sure most major medical and scientific orgs have done a beautiful job discrediting themselves regarding transsexuals.



You don't have to be a Marxist-Leninist to want to vote the Lich out.


Bobby is dumber than a regular 13-year-old


DeSantis spoofs Top Gun; my penis can only get harder if he plays beach volleyball shirtless.

Bobby knows all about uncharismatic dorks.


I mean, who doesn't think of Bob Chipman when they think of masculinity?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Now it's being said that only the Directors passwords were rejected and there are digital copies of the film. Who knows I hope it leaks just for shit and giggles. But this would be a Shitshow for WB if it did because of the Tax Credit.

This only gets better and we can only win. If it never releases then Bob and his consoomers sit and mald. If it does and it's terrible then I get a shitty movie to watch and a Bostonian making excuses to witness. If it's great then I get too watch them all seethe at what was taken from them so their precious company could make a profit.

 

[LoverofPi]

Is Blob such an idiot with his wiki skills he thinks Professor X is telekinetic? He couldn't walk because his back was broken by a villain named Lucifer, and then by the Shadow King. And then it got fixed again around the time I gave up on comics with the end of Grant Morrison's run. And now they're all gay clones so it doesn't matter.

All true, but ignores that his mind was transfered to a perfectly intact cloned body back in the early 80s and he still couldn't walk and his paralysis is as much psychological as physical. Also the "Lol let's clone everyone" era also makes Cyclops still needing his visor in day to day life stupid as well, for the record.

And still, Professor X being able to maybe move his legs telekinetically makes infinitely more sense than a literal wheelchair bound spider-person that uses crutches as web shooters. Aside from sounding like a 4chan parody, how would this work and how would it be interesting? You presumably can't wall-crawl anywhere because you have to hold the crutches. Your acrobatic feats are going to be sorely hampered. And all a villain would need to do to put you down is cut your webbing and you'll be literally grounded.

Professor X being able to will himself to walk again at least gives you something to work with. The legless spider would just be embarrassing.

I mean, you could do something with paralyzing a wall crawler and having them adapt to their new situation, but the crutch slingers are an incredibly stupid idea. They make less sense than the wrist mounted or biological ones, and that's saying something.

 

[RockVolnutt]

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While I'm actually saddened by this helpful information you've provided I now get to see these tards seethe and cope that they are denied their own Snydercut fandom. While I was trawling through twitter during our troon downtime I saw something about how when Snyder was fired from Justice League he just stole the footage he shot, the footage that Bob long declared non-existent and a conspiracy that became Justice League: Snyder Cut. Looks like the Brilliant Brown Belgians never thought to make back ups, steal back their own work, to dumb to care, or were paid enough to now do a surprised Pikachu face.

I'll still hang on to a grain of a dream that some intern did swipe a copy but for now it is only that, a dream.

It's drowned out from a lot of the reee but from what others have said, Batgirl wasn't deleted as far as we know. The original interview was in French and they mistranslated the directors saying they lost access to WBD's servers as the files being gone. We don't actually know anything yet.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Ole Bob cannot compete with the streamer upstarts.
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Matt Damon says the phasing out of DVD as a medium has drastically cut down revenue stream and risen the stakes for film investors.
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So what Bobby really means is that studios are just being greedy and entitled, expecting the same profit as the world moved on.

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"Choose not the path of fear, but that of faith".
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"Dwarfs looks fun, elf lady smokin' hot. I'm not 14 year old." - Robert Chipman.

Someone forgot that canon does not exist; only smokin' hot elf chicks do.
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And Bobby's sphere of activity is on...

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Good call; high fantasy is going the way of capeshit. Affixing the label "Tolkien" on your product will not work because people have seen right through it.

Dob Chipman sure likes Titties & Dragons.
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Big Monkey, say Hello to Big Rat!
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Because Bobby never stans for someone who is mighty rich and still continues to exploit his employees. And save you "buh-byes"; no one invited you in the convo in the first place.

I never understand why an adult get "visibly upset" about TV shows getting canceled, but I'm not Properly Evolved.
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Snyder Cut fans = Trumpsters.
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You are an "asshole" if you don't like cartoons as an adult.
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I want to put these two tweets together.
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Who even think Steven's Universe is for kids? It is made by and for sexual-deviant adults who want to groom kids.
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"Maybe if you had been shown cartoons like this as a kid". Yup. This fucking troon wants to groom children.

Tough-talking white karen "with a past" teams up with Black mom against children trafficker.
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Jap shit.
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I'm sure most major medical and scientific orgs have done a beautiful job discrediting themselves regarding transsexuals.

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You don't have to be a Marxist-Leninist to want to vote the Lich out.
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Bobby is dumber than a regular 13-year-old
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DeSantis spoofs Top Gun; my penis can only get harder if he plays beach volleyball shirtless.
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Bobby knows all about uncharismatic dorks.

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I mean, who doesn't think of Bob Chipman when they think of masculinity?

"Looks LotRy to me"

Well, I know that the 'beetus can affect eye sight, including leading to blindness, so that tracks.

I am loathe to imagine what kind of potato sees these and thinks it looks great. None of it looks great, and it doesn't even follow the visuals that Peter Jackson established. For example, none of the elves but Galadriel have long hair, it doesn't keep with any of the visuals, it looks like a bog standard fantasty.

And I didn't realize that Sauron was played by a twenty year old, transvestite Eminem.

 

[Shart Attack]

Ole Bob cannot compete with the streamer upstarts.

If a family member told me they wanted to become a professional streamer, I'd literally drop to my knees and plead with them to find a normal job and just do streaming as a hobby. That's because of something the first wave of people who made YouTube a career are going to be finding out in the near future if it hasn't dawned on them already. There's basically no exit strategy for a streamer or YouTuber. Work as a bank teller, engineer, inside sales rep, whatever, your HR lady signs you up to kick 5-10% of your paycheck into a 401(k) every month. If you wind up in a trade union, it goes to a pension fund instead, but same deal. If you're lucky or smart, you'll wind up at a company with matching contributions or profit sharing. Every month of your career, you'll be saving up for retirement. Make YouTube your career, and you don't have an HR department to automatically deduct retirement contributions from your check, you don't have a hedge fund manager on retainer to piss away all your money advise you on how to piss away all your money. You sure as hell don't have a profit sharing plan or contribution matching. You're on your own.

Does anyone here think Bob is smart and self-disciplined enough to have invested 5-10% of his monthly Patreon earnings in a 401(k) or IRA? Because personally I think Bob, like a lot of career streamers, has rarely if ever thought of it. I think Bob is a 40-year-old man sitting on a $0 retirement account and a gradually dwindling income. I think if Bob is lucky enough to reach his late 50s, he's going to be living as his brother's charity case or living on the streets. I'd be shitting myself in fear every morning if I was in his position. It's a fate I'd never wish on an asshole like Bob, let alone someone I care about.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

If you report on something, that means you're sexually aroused by it.
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Remember one of Bobby's favorite Angels, Bimbopolitics, is a big fan of sissy hypno, rape, and pedophilia. He is none other than Wesley “Laurelai” Bailey.
Given these paraphilias tend to occur together in the same person, it stands to reason that a normal parent will worry that someone into "sissy hypno" will try his grubby paws on their young children.

According to other lefties, that's not even a real thing from Fox News. You have to wonder how many other things these retards have fooled themselves into believing as fact over the many years, just uncritically taking everything they see as fact because they saw it in an image online.

 

[Bolo]

"Looks LotRy to me"

Well, I know that the 'beetus can affect eye sight, including leading to blindness, so that tracks.

I am loathe to imagine what kind of potato sees these and thinks it looks great. None of it looks great, and it doesn't even follow the visuals that Peter Jackson established. For example, none of the elves but Galadriel have long hair, it doesn't keep with any of the visuals, it looks like a bog standard fantasty.

And I didn't realize that Sauron was played by a twenty year old, transvestite Eminem.

I don't think Robert thinks it's great either, to be honest, I don't think he has much of a opinion on this show besides "the bad guys don't like it" so he keeps this blase attitude around it "oh lighthen up manbabies, who cares "da lore", go outside and kiss girls (or boys)".

That's pretty much how Robert operates in current year, depending on who likes what and for whatever reasons that may be, Robert will react accordingly, and it doesn't even have to be movies.

- The chuds are harping on Disney because of their mistreatment of FX artists- "WELL, IT IS A WIDE INDUSTRY PROBLEM, IT AIN'T JUST DISNEY, PEOPLE JUST WANT TO POINT THIS OUT BECAUSE THEY HATE POCS ON MARVEL MOVIES!!!!"

- The chuds are cheering that Warner Bros are dropping "woke" cartoons to avoid paying residuals enforcing shitty contracts on creators, even if it is a wide industry practice, and Disney and Netflix just did the same shit recently, and have arguably worse contracts (Netflix I know for a fact does)- "ZASLAV IS A NAZI TRUMPER WHO EATS BABIES FOR BREAKFEAST!!!"

So yeah... there is no point really to engage with Robert's "opinion" because you can tell how he engages with a subject depending on twitter buzz. Here, This is how his "LotRy" Rings of Power review will go (imagine I'm a fat fuck with a thinning filter, bad green screen, and having my fat hands around):

"Yeah, If you are looking for "canon" accuracy, I would say look somewhere else, maybe outside, where the sun shines, and maybe touch some grass while at it? But if you are looking for fun action adventure with some great visuals, yeah, Rings of power fits the bill. Maybe the dialogue feels to modern and some of the story beats don't quite work, they might iron out these on the next seasons we'll see. But the cast kills it, there is enough intrigue to see where it is going and hey, what is not to like to see hot elve princess fighting giants trolls? That's some Xena s**t right there!"

7 out of 10, this one is a recommend."

There, I did it, can I be a professional media critic as well?