Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Bob's hypocrisy is one of his best features as a lolcow. He's the first to laugh when a DC film underperforms, and always gloats about how much money the MCU makes. But as soon as someone tells him how bad his videos do in comparison to people he doesn't like, suddenly "heh, numbers don't matter kiddo". Whatever helps you sleep at night Bobby. Enjoy your racecar bed.
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Bob, you sure spend a lot of time on a platform that doesn't matter. Maybe you should take a break for a while? Go do something productive, you might even meet a woman! And, most importantly, you'll defeat us because we will no longer be able to laugh at you.
According to SocialBlade, Bob joined on March 11, 2011. It has been 4,190 days since then (as of this post). Also according to SocialBlade, Bob's sitting on 286,855 tweets. This works out to ~68.5 tweets per day, or 3.8 per hour (assuming he gets 6 hours of sleep.) Rounding up, this is almost one tweet every 15 minutes. I think it's safe to say he's addicted.
 
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I will never understand how people can exist on the internet, let alone be terminally online like blobbo, and not know how to do a simple google search.

Girding ones loins has as much to do with sex as wearing a cup. A modern translation would simply be: Protect your balls.
 

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Bob's hypocrisy is one of his best features as a lolcow. He's the first to laugh when a DC film underperforms, and always gloats about how much money the MCU makes. But as soon as someone tells him how bad his videos do in comparison to people he doesn't like, suddenly "heh, numbers don't matter kiddo". Whatever helps you sleep at night Bobby. Enjoy your racecar bed.
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Bob, you sure spend a lot of time on a platform that doesn't matter. Maybe you should take a break for a while? Go do something productive, you might even meet a woman! And, most importantly, you'll defeat us because we will no longer be able to laugh at you.
It will never not be funny when Bob pulls out the various "TOUCH GRASS NOW NOW RIGHT FUCKING NOW" memes when he himself obviously hasn't touched grass in ages due to being terminally online and tweeting nearly every waking moment.

Bob's entire approach to movies and whether they're "good" or not seems to revolve around, besides the obvious dopamine hits of "OOH SHINY!", 'This or that aberrant/odd/plot-holey thing doesn't matter, because [critical drinker] THE MESSAGE [/critical drinker] is ALL that matters, Friendo!'

I doubt that Bob will realize anytime soon that associating himself with Keffals even by allied retweeting the advocating of plowing under the farms, isn't a good look for him and has the potential to be a bigger scandal for him than the Devin Faraci fiasco.

I will never understand how people can exist on the internet, let alone be terminally online like blobbo, and not know how to do a simple google search.

Girding ones loins has as much to do with sex as wearing a cup. A modern translation would simply be: Protect your balls.
That Ron "Literally Who" Filipowski guy is such an exceptional individual. I mean I get that "loins" has taken on a purely sexual connotation in the modern era, but back then it wasn't quite like that, especially in context. Bob, who studied "Theology level texts" allegedly in Catholic School, should also fucking know better.

Gird your loins does NOT mean whip your dick out and stroke it in front of a multitude, or whatever it is that those blue-curtaining fuckers thought it was.
 
Doesn't this man have a wife and kids? Why is he out going to these cheap holiday destinations by himself?

Unless. The dishevelled homeless look. The pain in his eyes. The pathetic thumbs up as a desperate attempt to look like everything is fine.

Has she finally got sick of being associated with the Super Chipman Bros and left him?

Hell, even the shark is laughing at him.
 
It will never not be funny when Bob pulls out the various "TOUCH GRASS NOW NOW RIGHT FUCKING NOW" memes when he himself obviously hasn't touched grass in ages due to being terminally online and tweeting nearly every waking moment.

Bob's entire approach to movies and whether they're "good" or not seems to revolve around, besides the obvious dopamine hits of "OOH SHINY!", 'This or that aberrant/odd/plot-holey thing doesn't matter, because [critical drinker] THE MESSAGE [/critical drinker] is ALL that matters, Friendo!'

I doubt that Bob will realize anytime soon that associating himself with Keffals even by allied retweeting the advocating of plowing under the farms, isn't a good look for him and has the potential to be a bigger scandal for him than the Devin Faraci fiasco.


That Ron "Literally Who" Filipowski guy is such an exceptional individual. I mean I get that "loins" has taken on a purely sexual connotation in the modern era, but back then it wasn't quite like that, especially in context. Bob, who studied "Theology level texts" allegedly in Catholic School, should also fucking know better.

Gird your loins does NOT mean whip your dick out and stroke it in front of a multitude, or whatever it is that those blue-curtaining fuckers thought it was.
For the Keffals thing, he's done basically the same thing before, in 2015:
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My one regret about the Farms being down is not seeing the Racing Car bed tweet so I could congratulate Bob on his wedding so he could reply and confirm it was a joke and he's not actually married, like when that guy made him admit he doesn't know if he could bench 300 pounds, just as another reminder that he'll die alone.
According to SocialBlade, Bob joined on March 11, 2011. It has been 4,190 days since then (as of this post). Also according to SocialBlade, Bob's sitting on 286,855 tweets. This works out to ~68.5 tweets per day, or 3.8 per hour (assuming he gets 6 hours of sleep.) Rounding up, this is almost one tweet every 15 minutes. I think it's safe to say he's addicted.
Considering he tweets more than a hundred times some days, and we know he deletes some tweets so it could be higher, I'd say that's a fair assessment

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Also, I cannot believe there are people subscribing to him.
I will never understand how people can exist on the internet, let alone be terminally online like blobbo, and not know how to do a simple google search.

Girding ones loins has as much to do with sex as wearing a cup. A modern translation would simply be: Protect your balls.
Well, they've never had sex, so they wouldn't understand.
 
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Glad to see that Robert has progressed from ring light reflections to monitor reflections. Will he figure out that if things are set to the side of the camera then they wont reflect? Will he one day realize that "sunglasses at night" wasn't serious life advice? Probably not!
 
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Glad to see that Robert has progressed from ring light reflections to monitor reflections. Will he figure out that if things are set to the side of the camera then they wont reflect? Will he one day realize that "sunglasses at night" wasn't serious life advice? Probably not!
For a man who hates Razorfist and tried to mock his aesthetic with his "antithinker"character, he's trying very hard to look like Razors pedophile uncle.
 
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Glad to see that Robert has progressed from ring light reflections to monitor reflections. Will he figure out that if things are set to the side of the camera then they wont reflect? Will he one day realize that "sunglasses at night" wasn't serious life advice? Probably not!
My grandpa died at age 89 of prostate cancer, and in his last month he looked better than the porker here.

Remember, kids: Exercise regularly, eat healthy, don't abuse the booze, and stay away from overly stressful situations, especially inconsequential ones such as social media spats. Matter of fact, avoid social media altogether.
 
Not in the MCU, but in the comics they have. Again, Robert's knowledge of Wikipedia pays dividends.
It's the only reason he even can pretend he knows jack shit about Sailor Moon too now that it got mentioned on social media for the lost western pilot they tried making.

Gotta love how the fat dishonest retard needs to pretend he watched it like the other few times he's lied about watching anime. Imagine pretending to know all the fandoms on the world to avoid facing the lie you're an angry and depressed NEET who peaked 15 years ago.
 
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Doesn't this man have a wife and kids? Why is he out going to these cheap holiday destinations by himself?

Unless. The dishevelled homeless look. The pain in his eyes. The pathetic thumbs up as a desperate attempt to look like everything is fine.

Has she finally got sick of being associated with the Super Chipman Bros and left him?

Hell, even the shark is laughing at him.
It appears to me to be a kind of mechanism to look like he's cool. He's always doing it no matter the situation, so maybe that's just how he tried to up his cred. The truth is that he's nowhere near cool enough to hang around Bruce.

He really does look like he's suffering from GRIDS
With the way his lips are hiding his teeth, it really compliments the look he's fallen into: that of a 70 year-old dementia patient.
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Why would someone hatewatch the show on Amazon's lousy video player instead of just pirating it. It's not like a movie where you have to wait for the Blu-ray, or settle for a camrip, this shit will be on 1337 five minutes after it's released.
Is he also not aware that there are people who will just watch what Mauler, the Critical Drinker, and others say about it? There are indeed discerning viewers who will try to actually preview and get information about these shows/movies before they take the time to see them. Unlike him, not everyone is just a consoomer who plans most of their entire calendar around being excited for these products and then consooming the next product afterwards.
 
Did Blob sit down for his review because he was completely called out here for using an AR program to hide his fatty fatty fat fats? Either that or his feet were so swollen he couldn't stand. Do his shitty hand gestures while sitting in front of a camera is what I'd expect from the 42 year old virgin.
Feet are finally dead from diabetes and Bob is now an invalid.

Rainbow ratings please.
 
That's his cope, which he emphatically declares IS NOT a cope, for within the video he made (well one of the ones posted anyway), he sperged on about how he coulda cashed in after the whole Pixels video success of over 1 million views, but didn't. See, he's not that good an "actor" and he was legit angry when he made the Pixels vid. Therefore, since he can't do it, he thinks other people (like MauLer, Nerdrotic, etc.) are just doing a "bit" and cashing in, because that's what people 'want to see'. And yet he criticizes them for doing that - a version of the old artsy fartsy accusation of "selling out" - while he himself has "sold out" by saying shit like "Yeah I KNOW the LoTR lore and canon, I just don't CARE." Which, by the way, Bobby my boy, isn't the pwn you think believe it is. If media filled with Wizards and Dragons and Magic and shit doesn't matter for canon if it doesn't reals, then not only doesn't it matter if there ARE "black dwarfs" (a non-issue for me btw), it ALSO doesn't matter if there AREN'T "black dwarves", BOB. BECAUSE THESE ARE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS. Would Bob insist that a Bollywood fantasy movie cast blacks and whites for "representation" because Blacks and Whites are a minority in India? Probably fucking not! Because Bob is nothing but a hypocrite.

However, Bob has also said he's ALWAYS angry. Can't this dumb motherfucker channel the anger he already feels (at MAGAnaiseghoulen, Drumpf, "Snyderbots", etc.) for select movies? I mean shit, there's gotta be something he can rage at. Hell, he could even rage at the MAGAnaiseghoulen allegedly reviewbombing his favorite precious diverse media.

So in short Bob contradicts himself again, in addition to being the most crayon-eating blue curtain analyzer on YouTube, while I don't believe MauLer and Rags and the gang ever do the blue-curtain analysis bullshit, and plays it up like some virtue-signalling, "Look ma I'm being genuine, authentic, and true to myself!" nonsense.
Thing is that he tried to do it, cash in on his Pixels review. His very next review, which I think was for Terminator: Genisys, he tried to do that very same style of angry reviewing. And what happened? It fell completely flat.

So if he says he could have cashed in he's full of shit. He doesn't have the ability to be an angry reviewer, which is saying quite a bit considering the field is overcrowded with them. Look at how many people tried to copy AVGN after he got popular
 
So Robert is going at it againt the Mauler fans all day long. I know Robert does the thing "heh, it only to exercise a bit to make fun of idiots :smug:" where he is so above everything, but really, he didn't put the phone down for a minute, he hasn't stopped twitting all day long.

Twitter may not be real world as Robert says, but for him it is very much a real prison.

Said that, when talking Mauler shit the Objective/subjective debate comes up, and it is one I have 0 interest inn, say whatever, but this one take got the cake:

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This doesn't make a lick of sense. If there isn't a correct way to paint, then what does it matter if there is a correct way to hold the brush, or mix paint, and what the fuck does this "network with other students" does even mean in context, since we are talking about if there is a objective way to judge artistic merit.

Also, Robert doesn't understand what art schools does. I get the retard thinks that "holding a brush" mean teaching technique, but it is more than just "technique" it is understanding, understanding of how anatomy hows, how light works, how shadows are cast, how different materials have different values in said cast lights, none of those are "correct" they just are, the way the pectoral connects to a deltoid muscle isn't "correct", it just is.

Same with learning art history, there is no need for this "Objective/subjective" debate, because you are just stating facts, no more, no less

Robert is confusing being "correct" with information, people go to school to be informed.

But he didn't adress what the question "if there is no standart for a objective artistic endeavor, why do we need schools to teach information that we usually "require" to see displayed in art?"

Personally, I don't have an anwser for that, and I don't really want to. If someone tells me they think all art is art, then fine go for it, I don't even see the point in talking then, it isn't like people are open minded in these sort of topics.

Mind you, I don't like this pedantic nitpicking shit Mauler does either, I saw a bit of his Black-widow movie where he was bitching about how some set-piece action didn't make sense if they could just had the building blow up or some shit, and the answer is easy "if they did, otherwise there would be no action scene".

Fiction is contrived, these are events that someone sit down and wrote, there is no point to expect them to be always seemingly plausible with "reality". Yes, the illusion of good fiction is to "fool" the audience that these events are "real" for the duration of the story, but there is also the point that the audience always know this is nothting but make believe and do sustain a suspension of disbelief for the enjoyment, to which degrees varies depending on said stories, I can believe in dragons and faries in a fantasy story, I don't buy that a man can fly on a gritty police drama. So unless it really off, people can go with some contrivances in the story to move the plot along.

So I tend to agree with Robert when he points out that the degree of scrutiny Mauler and the likes put these Marvel movies is ridiculous and kinda stupid, who give a genuine fuck if these crappy movies have contrivances, what, you gonna bitch Stormtroopers never managed to hit their target next?

But Robert goes on this shit in the worst way possble, and instead of just sayin' "this nitpicking doesn't really help to see the films flaws or merits", nah, the dumbass has to let his butthurt do the talking and now his last two days has been doing this twitter spergery shit non-stop.

Never change fatass, never change.
 
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