Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Malt Liquor]

The director's cut of Batman v. Superman, a version being released on home video only and completely optional, getting an R rating is apparently enough to make Bob a nihilist.

wow,what a fuckin' manchild
It's like His brain freezed in 1995 and never moved from that year while His body instead became a slobbish mess

 

[Quijibo69]

wow,what a fuckin' manchild
It's like His brain freezed in 1995 and never moved from that year while His body instead became a slobbish mess

More like his body became Wilford Brimley.

 

[Gordon Cole]

More like his body became Wilford Brimley.

Bob doesn't have nearly the same charm to pull off having Diabeetus. Show some respect.

 

[Accel_Rider]

It's good that he decided to "get out" of this culture. It's not like he ever added anything good to it

 

[Gordon Cole]

It's good that he decided to "get out" of this culture. It's not like he ever added anything good to it

Trust me, this isn't the first time he threw a hissy fit about "geek culture", and it certainly won't be the last.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

The salt flowing from Bob makes one wonder if he knows about Superman having darker interpretations. The way he acts here makes one wonder if he knows Superman isn't always some sort of PG-rated franchise.

Judging from that tweet, it's say to assume he doesn't.

 

[Foltest]

One thing that define Moviebob is his hatred for change. He want everything to be like in the 80s. He don't care if something good can come out of this.

 

[The Nothingness]

The director's cut of Batman v. Superman, a version being released on home video only and completely optional, getting an R rating is apparently enough to make Bob a nihilist.

Has he given his thoughts about Deadpool in the same way his doppelganger, Andrew Dobson, has? Those two have similarities you swear one was a clone of another. Or they're the same person, no one has seen them together.

 

[AnOminous]

The salt flowing from Bob makes one wonder if he knows about Superman having darker interpretations. The way he acts here makes one wonder if he knows Superman isn't always some sort of PG-rated franchise.

It's pure autism.

I almost hope they reboot the Mario franchise with dark and edgy shit.

 

[kcbbq]

One thing that define Moviebob is his hatred for change. He want everything to be like in the 80s. He don't care if something good can come out of this.

Odd that someone so autistically, rather than any principled reasons, left wing is so fixated on the Reagan era.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Still mad...


...but acting like he's not.

 

[The Nothingness]

Still mad...


...but acting like he's not.

I bet he's one of those people that complained Deadpool wasn't going to be PG-13 because "it's a Marvel movie and kids won't be able to see it!"

 

[Gordon Cole]

TL;DR: "Batman v. Superman's Director's Cut sucks because:
a) Marvel Movies give my life purpose.
b) This reminds me of the 90s, and I irrationally hate the 90s!
c) Won't somebody please think of the children!"
Also, he reveals himself to be a Gemtleman. Of course he is.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Also, he reveals himself to be a Gemtleman. Of course he is.

You mean that thing that people came up with to call male Steven Universe fans as a joke to mock the tumblrites that screamed about bronies ruining MLP? Which made said tumblrites rage that they would ruin Steven Universe?

Nice work, Bob.

 

[AnOminous]

You mean that thing that people came up with to call male Steven Universe fans as a joke to mock the tumblrites that screamed about bronies ruining MLP? Which made said tumblrites rage that they would ruin Steven Universe?

Nice work, Bob.

Bronies invented that just to fuck with tumblr.

 

[Am_Shaegar]

If he can't mature, the rest of the world should not...

 

[Foltest]

It is finaily here:
http://www.lulu.com/shop/http://www...sm-of-bob-chipman/ebook/product-22584625.html

and it ain't the only one. Oh no, he has more.
http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?contributorId=1414043

 

[NeetBoy]

It is finaily here:
http://www.lulu.com/shop/http://www...sm-of-bob-chipman/ebook/product-22584625.html

Total number of words on cover: 15

Bob: 3
Chipman: 2
Moviebob: 1
Movie (as part of 'Movie Bob' (Nice consistency, btw.)): 1

-> Number of words that are part of his name or his pseudonym: 7

Thats 46.6% of the title. Well done, Mr. Chipman, well done...

 

[AnOminous]

Thats 46.6% of the title. Well done, Mr. Chipman, well done...

He could have added another subtitle, like "The Infantile Nostalgic Ramblings of a Fat Manbaby."

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

It is finaily here:
http://www.lulu.com/shop/http://www...sm-of-bob-chipman/ebook/product-22584625.html

and it ain't the only one. Oh no, he has more.
http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?contributorId=1414043

Anthology???