Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Flexo]

Hah! I was going through the article Destiny wrote which got featured:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/steven-bonnell-ii-destiny-destiny-gg.29205/page-373#post-12972905

This is going to be a cataloging of the past year, a demonstration of what happens when communities fail to hold their own members responsible, and what comes of the belief that “there are no bad tactics, only bad targets.” This is going to be a careful documentation of lies, scams, threats, bullying, doxxing, and an utter lack of accountability.​

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Congrats, Bob. You will ever be most famous as a cautionary tale.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Even for him that was exceptionally smooth-brained:

"Hey, billionares aren't actually rich in tangible on-hand money, just assets! 95% of what he owns is tied up in things! So, all the OTHER billionaires can just leverage him out by denying him the tangible on-hand money that they have in excess, of course, being billionaires!"


It's nothing new to a raging egoist to denounce a system entirely, then turn around and adopt the exact same thing while claiming "it's different, because I'm wearing pants while doing it, they were all wearing SHORTS!"

And literal magic actually appeals to people who reject organized religion and classic spirituality since it means THEY are the wielders of the power cosmic, not some distant deity you have to do jumping-jacks for to curry favor. Yes, it doesn't make a lick of logical sense, and there's no scientific evidence it works, but, it soothes their wounded pride that they could be more than just another mere mortal. Therefore, cue the "ack ack ackshually....."

the funny part is, that a lot of religions where "magic/magick" is an option, you STILL have to do jumping-jacks to curry favor to deities who would permit you to use that power. Even if one believes one has the power inherently, they still believe in deities who, presumably, could counteract anything they were trying to do, so keeping in those entities' good graces so they'd 'let' the practitioner of Magick do their thing unimpeded.

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I expect him to start touting this as “superior to those terrible Sonic movies” soon enough.

So in other words, Bob is a straightup autist sped who can't look people in the eyes, hence the 1000-yard rooster stare.

Bob: "why do they over design the eyes?"

Because that's how humans EMOTE and ACT you moron.

Guess Bob was hoping Mario would have vacant rooster eyes so he'd have one more way to identify with the plumber.

Only someone who hates looking people in the eyes would complain about this. Bobtist confirmed 1000%

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Kamen America vol 2. More enjoyable than I expected.

EDIT. Trailer link for the curious.

You know what, I expected that to be a lot more annoying than it was. Wasn't too thrilled about the quiet nostalgia piano. Not one single pop culture reference to be seen too! Is Chris doing a Brooklyn accent like he's from the Super Show?

 

[Crybaby Xianghua]

Though I will laugh my shiny metal ass off if Disney realizes where the money is and finally starts selling body pillows of their female characters.

(ROFL) That wouldn't shock me if Disney stooped that low. Gives those body pillow fan artists a run for their money.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

"Epic" seeming fantasy scenario. Mario having a Brooklyn accent and possibly coming straight from Brooklyn.

Yeah - Bobby is gonna sperg out hard about this movie. Whoever voted "He makes a sequel to Brick by Brick after watching the movie," get ready to collect your prize.
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"Brick by Brick: Another Brick in the Wall"

I'm pretty sure I've made that joke before, but I stand by it.

The trailer for Mario looks a lot better than I expected, though I don't know what the hell the penguins are supposed to be, but then again I haven't played a new Mario games in well over a decade.

 

[RockVolnutt]

"The classic origin"
Moviebob still devastated that they retconned Mario to be from the Mushroom Kingdom instead of New York.

Not even retconned. The "Mario is from Brooklyn" origin is solely the Super Show and the Mario movie instead of anything directly from Nintendo of Japan. Even with the thing he loves, Bob is a dumb secondary.

 

[Adamska]

Even for him that was exceptionally smooth-brained:

"Hey, billionares aren't actually rich in tangible on-hand money, just assets! 95% of what he owns is tied up in things! So, all the OTHER billionaires can just leverage him out by denying him the tangible on-hand money that they have in excess, of course, being billionaires!"


It's nothing new to a raging egoist to denounce a system entirely, then turn around and adopt the exact same thing while claiming "it's different, because I'm wearing pants while doing it, they were all wearing SHORTS!"

And literal magic actually appeals to people who reject organized religion and classic spirituality since it means THEY are the wielders of the power cosmic, not some distant deity you have to do jumping-jacks for to curry favor. Yes, it doesn't make a lick of logical sense, and there's no scientific evidence it works, but, it soothes their wounded pride that they could be more than just another mere mortal. Therefore, cue the "ack ack ackshually....."

It actually isn't shocking Brainless Bobby believes in magic to a degree or is spouting he does with absolute dishonesty to try and touch a wiccan or something. This dude apparently went to an esoteric atheist group and believed that their will can affect reality. He probably does believe his tard outs on twitter are changing reality so he can and will get a robot body to Bing Bing Wahoo in VR forever.

Also of course he lies to himself the Minions guys put effort on the animation for the Mario movie. Ignore that they stopped trying after like the first or second movie they ever did and cheap out as much as they can, because that hurts the delusions.

 

[Absurdity]

After I saw the Super Mario trailer I thought something was missing. Then I remembered my favorite libtard larper. What if he was in the movie?

The hat symbol being the pair of pants that don't fit anymore was a nice touch.

 

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

I'm pressing a hard X on Daylight Warrior being TeamImpossible. He has zero hallmarks of TeamImpossible who ALWAYS almost immediately defaulted to "STUF NAZI". I tried to do a twitter search to see if I could find him based on his catch phrase but was taken aback by the sheer amount of aspergery tards that vomit that phrase.

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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1577879601170227200

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LMAO he's not lying.

https://www.census.gov/quickfacts/lynncitymassachusetts

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I'm confused by how the census mixes in Latinos and whites in one section and then doesn't in another but whatever. The important thing to note is that the guy Bob is trying to dunk on is talking about black people, not Mexicans. I did go back through the tweet thread just to confirm and the rando has only talked about black people in all of this interaction. Granted, he did say that Bob lives in a neighborhood of mostly white people but Bob fired back and said "Nuh-uh! Lynn's better known and Mini-Havana IDIOT!" and the guy fires back that he's talking about Bob's neighborhood, not the town.
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Bob's argument is the same as a descendent of Henry Ford claiming that they know the plight of poor people because they live in Detroit. It's nonsense. Maybe Bob moved back in with Mom because she needed a man in the house to deter all the eses and vatos playing their loud music? Lastly, imagine bragging that you are a stranger in your own town because of the influx of people who do not even speak the local language.

I didn't think this fat fuck get any more stereotypical liberal, but here he is trying to brag about how 'cultured' and 'worldly' he is because he lives near 'ethnic' establishments.

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

You know, when I was a kid, I was a huge He-Man fan. Not the cartoon, but the toys, which were around for maybe a year or two before the cartoon aired (time is funny when you're a kid, it might have been as brief a window as six months). It was my first taste of sword & sorcery, along with Thundarr the Barbarian, and what I imagined about Conan the Barbarian, which fascinated me but was not allowed to see until I was much older. I was anticipating the show for what felt like eons. Then it came out, and I was outraged. I hated the Prince Adam secret identity, I hated that Battle Cat was really a coward, I hated the schmaltzy forced lessons, and I fucking despised Orko. It was enough to make me give up the toy in favor of GI Joe. Looking back, it's really not a bad cartoon, and actually has quality animation, though it's still nothing compared to the much bloodier and savage world my 6 year old brain conjured up.

I can look back and see it was maybe my first experience being disappointed by the mass media. What I can't imagine is still being pissed about it in my 40s.

Grow up, Bob. While there's still time.

It is not everday you see a gen exer who is old enough to remember the 70's.

Also Movie Bob makes such a big deal of having been born in the same year as Mario was created yet I think the best time to be a Mario fan was probably the 2010-2020, not just because of the decade itself had what many people consider the best Mario games ever made, but also they seem to be followed up with a pretty awesome movie if the trailer posted in this thread is anything to go by. Sure seems closer in spirit to Super Mario then the movie that followed Bob's decade of birth. Yeah, as much as Bob migh hate the 90's it is none the less a part of his childhood more so then allot of millennials born in said decade.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Allow me to formulate a proper response to this... art.

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I mean, points to the AI for getting his unwittingly-smoked-a-PCP-laced-joint chicken stare down but fuck.

 

[Mola Ram]

It is not everday you see a gen exer who is old enough to remember the 70's.

Any memory I have of the 70s is pretty hazy. By the time I was watching Thundarr it might have been in repeats, though I'm pretty sure its original run was no earlier than 1980. Definitely I only saw it on Saturday mornings, back when Saturday morning cartoons were still a thing.

Basically, I'm just enough older than Bob to know he's completely full of shit about how much of the 80s he actually remembers.

 

[Jaracainofthewind]

Any memory I have of the 70s is pretty hazy. By the time I was watching Thundarr it might have been in repeats, though I'm pretty sure its original run was no earlier than 1980. Definitely I only saw it on Saturday mornings, back when Saturday morning cartoons were still a thing.

Basically, I'm just enough older than Bob to know he's completely full of shit about how much of the 80s he actually remembers.

Damn near as old as my Dad. Honestly, I don't know how he handles being let down by media all during his life the way Moviebob tells me people were in his time. Although I do thank him, and you, for your service in the Great Console Wars. He made a great sacrifice when he laid down his life in picking Sega because it was the cheapest one and it came with a free game! God I can't even try to compare Moviebob to my Dad. An actual film buff, and pop culture historian. And, I'll grant you, my Dad's a bit older than Moviebob, but he bought the Sega for himself. So, to compare my dad thinking "Oh the Sega comes with a free game! That's clearly the right choice." While Bob was drawing lines in the sand and writing about it as "his own personal Vietnam".

Which actually, did people really care outside of like advertising? Even when I was in High School for Xbox vs PS3, it was more "Oh sick you have Gears? Can I come over and play it? I'll bring by Metal Gear next week!". Hell even as I was growing up in the tail end of that. We were just far more interested in sharing our games, then acting like little Billy was a traitor for picking Sega.

 

[Mola Ram]

Damn near as old as my Dad. Honestly, I don't know how he handles being let down by media all during his life the way Moviebob tells me people were in his time. Although I do thank him, and you, for your service in the Great Console Wars. He made a great sacrifice when he laid down his life in picking Sega because it was the cheapest one and it came with a free game! God I can't even try to compare Moviebob to my Dad. An actual film buff, and pop culture historian. And, I'll grant you, my Dad's a bit older than Moviebob, but he bought the Sega for himself. So, to compare my dad thinking "Oh the Sega comes with a free game! That's clearly the right choice." While Bob was drawing lines in the sand and writing about it as "his own personal Vietnam".

Which actually, did people really care outside of like advertising? Even when I was in High School for Xbox vs PS3, it was more "Oh sick you have Gears? Can I come over and play it? I'll bring by Metal Gear next week!". Hell even as I was growing up in the tail end of that. We were just far more interested in sharing our games, then acting like little Billy was a traitor for picking Sega.

My recollection is you were faithful to whichever console your parents picked (we got a Sega Master System because my dad thought it had better graphics) while secretly seething over the better games on the other one. If you were lucky, maybe, after a couple of years you got a second console, only for the 16 bit consoles to debut and your parents again committing to one or the other. Meanwhile, everyone was jealous of the rich kids who got to own all of them.

But real Gen-X'ers of refinement, like myself, preferred the Commodore 64.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Any memory I have of the 70s is pretty hazy. By the time I was watching Thundarr it might have been in repeats, though I'm pretty sure its original run was no earlier than 1980. Definitely I only saw it on Saturday mornings, back when Saturday morning cartoons were still a thing.

Basically, I'm just enough older than Bob to know he's completely full of shit about how much of the 80s he actually remembers.

my memory of the 70s is half-decent, given I'm an early 70s gen-x'er. Basically anything from around 1976 and beyond.
Now, there were Saturday Morning Cartoons that did get rerun a lot. Especially Scooby Doo. It wouldn't surprise me if some older cartoons got rerun around Bob's neck of the woods. I do vividly remember Thundarr. At the time I wasn't aware of the Conan-the-barbarian link to He-Man so when I first saw He-man at my piano teacher's house (while waiting for lesson), the secret identity thing didn't bother me and I thought the transformation sequence was awesome - and was par for the course since I'd already seen Filmation's Shazam and Isis. Orko was annoying as shit, true, but he kinda grew on me. I'm not surprised Bob latched onto Transformers rather than He-man; Transformers would have been in the time frame he could actually remember shit. I'm just surprised Bob hasn't turned into a full-blown Transformers sperg writing crossover fanfiction with Mario using an invulnerability star to defeat Unicron or Galvatron or something like that.

I would hazard a guess that it's not possible for Bob to remember much before 1983-84.

My recollection is you were faithful to whichever console your parents picked (we got a Sega Master System because my dad thought it had better graphics) while secretly seething over the better games on the other one. If you were lucky, maybe, after a couple of years you got a second console, only for the 16 bit consoles to debut and your parents again committing to one or the other. Meanwhile, everyone was jealous of the rich kids who got to own all of them.

But real Gen-X'ers of refinement, like myself, preferred the Commodore 64.

I had a unique situation; back in the day we got an Atari, because, well, Atari was awesome. We sometimes watched the piano teacher's kids play it, so that's what we got our parents to get.

But as concerns the Console Wars, one of my siblings paid for a Nintendo out of their own money, back when you could get it with Duck Hunt/Super Mario cartridge and zapper included, because their friend kept bringing their nintendo to our house to play, so it only made sense to get one too, when friend took their nintendo home. Then our parents would buy us games, and we also rented games. We went pfff at "Sega does what Nintendon't" because we liked Nintendo games, graphics be damned (especially considering we'd been playing Atari for so long we just didn't give a fuck).

 

[Mola Ram]

But as concerns the Console Wars, one of my siblings paid for a Nintendo out of their own money, back when you could get it with Duck Hunt/Super Mario cartridge and zapper included, because their friend kept bringing their nintendo to our house to play, so it only made sense to get one too, when friend took their nintendo home. Then our parents would buy us games, and we also rented games. We went pfff at "Sega does what Nintendon't" because we liked Nintendo games, graphics be damned (especially considering we'd been playing Atari for so long we just didn't give a fuck).

Yeah, we started with an SMS and I was able to con a Nintendo out of my folks for Christmas a few years later because "technically the Sega is my older brother's." Which is true, and he eventually took it to college with him, so, meh. By high school my brand loyalty was gone, except to the Commodore, which clearly had the superior games to both systems. (The Nintendo port of The Bard's Tale was an insult.)

I'd love to know what molded Bob's young brain into such fierce, resilient tribal loyalty to such pointless things.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I'd love to know what molded Bob's young brain into such fierce, resilient tribal loyalty to such pointless things.

Simple, he himself will never accomplish anything in his life, so he attaches his sense of value and self worth to companies, so that their success becomes his. And when they fail, he can leave and rewrite history that he was always against them and was true to the winning side.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Yeah, we started with an SMS and I was able to con a Nintendo out of my folks for Christmas a few years later because "technically the Sega is my older brother's." Which is true, and he eventually took it to college with him, so, meh. By high school my brand loyalty was gone, except to the Commodore, which clearly had the superior games to both systems. (The Nintendo port of The Bard's Tale was an insult.)

I'd love to know what molded Bob's young brain into such fierce, resilient tribal loyalty to such pointless things.

autism is a helluva drug, man. His autistic black-and-white, only-two-sides outlook on life is probably responsible. If he likes a thing, he must hate its rival or opposite, for he is the Kwisatz Tarderach. His life has absolutely no fucking meaning whatsoever, so he finds it in the sort of loyalty over exceptional things that most would put into faith in a deity. Lord knows he can't put it into immediate family, as he will never know the loving touch of a woman. I mean, he does have "loyalty" to family in the sense he'll turn into Don Corleone the minute someone even questions Bob about them on twatter. Did Bob watch too many mafia movies as a child? Because he has a child's understanding of mafia "family values".

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I like how the movie looks like it is good and became Bobby's pacifier compared to his complete meltdown over the cast announcement

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

the funny part is, that a lot of religions where "magic/magick" is an option, you STILL have to do jumping-jacks to curry favor to deities who would permit you to use that power. Even if one believes one has the power inherently, they still believe in deities who, presumably, could counteract anything they were trying to do, so keeping in those entities' good graces so they'd 'let' the practitioner of Magick do their thing unimpeded.

All power comes with a price, regardless of if the power's source lies within oneself or not. Even if the sacrifice is ones's time and desires, or something external like a burnt offering, there is always some tradeoff. Beauty, health, your soul, your first born, something. Even beings of power have limits. Genies/djinn have to follow their rules, Odin paid an eye and hung on the tree for his understanding of the secrets. Lucifer and his Angels were cast out of heaven. Coyote and his trickster ways still subordinate before the grand creator spirit.
All supernatural power comes with a price. The price that Robert paid for his power of hipster welfare and fans is that he is fat and I would not have sex with him. (And nobody else will have sex with him, not even the trannys he supports)