Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[King Dead]

Oh, Bob, Killer Klowns From Outer Space? Really? What a basic bitch cult movie to highlight for a guy who's been at this since before Obama was elected. That movie is so played out my buddies and I were goofing on it in high school, and lemme tell ya, ol' Mola graduated high school before most of the people on the Farms were even born.

Do better, Bob!

I'm no fan of Youtube shorts (portrait video will always be an abomination unto God), but it feels like, somehow, Bob has managed to get this wrong too. In pretty much every short I've seen used for promos, it's some short clip from the video in question but cropped to a portrait-frame section focusing on whatever the important part is. Bob, meanwhile, has put the entire video in a tiny frame in the middle, bracketed by a bunch of useless filler on the top and bottom where he's advertising the series, his Youtube, his Twitter, and his Patreon. Oh, and he also tosses in one of his usual clipart images telling you to watch the whole video. Seems like yet another attempt to try and revitalize his dead channel by chasing trends.

I also like how he continues to pretend that his one-man operation is anything but by referring to an unseen "we." I mean, I know Bob's fat enough to count for multiple people, but I don't think that's what he's going for.

Speaking of dead channel, I decided to look over his videos again just for old time's sake. I'm not well-versed in how shorts typically perform, but I think by any metric, this attempt is doing absolute garbage. Somehow, Bob can't get even a thousand people to watch a 25-second clip within a day of posting it. Another thing I've noticed is how he labels every Big Picture as "New Big Picture," and I can't figure out why. Does he think people don't understand that a video about a new movie or TV show is probably new? Does he realize that he's probably made people tune out his channel by spamming reuploads of his older videos and thinks they'll click if he specifies they're new? Is it just autism? Who can say?


The rest of it is pretty much as you'd expect, middling views on anything new, pathetic views on any of his reuploads. If it's capeshit, it performs a little better, but not much, something like 40k views compared to non-capeshit's 20-30k. Ironically, the last video of his to break 50k views was his review of The Batman, and I wonder if he chafes at the fact that a DC review has done better than all his recent Marvel videos. Within the past year, his only videos that have broken 50k are that, his Eternals review, and his Dune review, and those last two were almost a year ago already.

Socialblade's graphs sum it up nicely: a continuing downward trend of views, and a stagnating amount of subscribers with occasionally enough bleed off to make the number tick down another thousand.


And finally, for shits and gigs, here's Bob's Patreon year-to-date alongside anti-Bob Drinker:

As Bob is wont to say: tick-tock.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Bobby is thirsting after Nick "ContraPoint" Parrott.
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The reason "girlbosses" are villified while "boybosses" are not is that women have a very different management style from men -- emotional, inconsistent, nepotistic, and with whole minefields of hidden agendas that her underlings must mind-read. Hillary Rodham is the perfect example. It is heartening that not even Bobby's and Nick's cronies agree with these two nutters.
Women, do better.

"Bossing is capitalist"? Pretty sure in capitalism you can go do whatever work you want or start your own company or tweet all day like a madman whether or not the Party assigns you to that task.

Tulsi Gabbard officially leaves the Democrat Party and airs her grievances.
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0.7% of Democrats voted for Tulsi Gabbard in 2020, almost as many voted for Tom Steyer who everyone forgets even ran and few realized at the time he was running except for that time he awkwardly waited for Bernie while Bernie and Elizabeth Warren argued on a hot mic, Bob again identifies these voters as the real threat.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Oh, Bob, Killer Klowns From Outer Space? Really? What a basic bitch cult movie to highlight for a guy who's been at this since before Obama was elected. That movie is so played out my buddies and I were goofing on it in high school, and lemme tell ya, ol' Mola graduated high school before most of the people on the Farms were even born.

Do better, Bob!

As you said, you and your buddies were goofing on it. Bob has never had buddies, so it explains his poor takes. Which are also the reason he has no buddies.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bobby is thirsting after Nick "ContraPoint" Parrott.
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The reason "girlbosses" are villified while "boybosses" are not is that women have a very different management style from men -- emotional, inconsistent, nepotistic, and with whole minefields of hidden agendas that her underlings must mind-read. Hillary Rodham is the perfect example. It is heartening that not even Bobby's and Nick's cronies agree with these two nutters.
Women, do better.

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The difference between Rainbow Capitalism and Halloween Capitalism is that the participation of the latter is optional, while if you reject the former you'll be condemned as immoral.

Retweeting Nick's dismissal to a detransitioning young woman:
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You are just obese Nick. Don't blame hormones.

Some she/her grooms a kid over an RPG. Bobby approves.
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Tulsi Gabbard officially leaves the Democrat Party and airs her grievances.
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Vice claims they have got hold of some incriminating footage of Kayne West -- but you can't see it!
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Oh about M3GAN. It is a Superior Future android designed to kill everyone who offends your child -- including you, dear Mom.
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Yesterday Bobby laughed at someone who described CIA using pop-culture figures. That person hit back.
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And out pops our old friend: The Unofficial MovieBob Fan Club!
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Roger that!
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Nutters find a new way to be a white supremacist: calling off a writers' workshop.
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Pretty sure making narcotics is illegal while shutting down workshops isn't.

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Mah CARTOONS!!! Mah Pee POCs!!!! REEEEEEE!!!
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May I preemptively shed a tear over the pee o'sea kids who will die because they can't see a dark-skinned character in cartoons?

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There are at least a dozen more retweets about Zaslav but I'm sure you are as out of fucks to give as I am.

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Sony make a new Barbarella. Bobby takes the chance to post his spank bank.
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Again who?

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Back when dinosaurs roamed the earth, there was a sitcom called "Friends". David Schwimmer (verifed checkmark) was on it. He played a character called "Ross". Bob using "based" unironically in this context is ironic.

For those curious, this is the Instagram post Schwimmer (who is Jewish) made:

Funny how they're only just now calling Kanye out for antisemitism, when black Democrats and black commies have been hating on der Juden for years without being called out. Hell, Rev. Jesse Jackson, race grifter extraordinaire, once referred to New York as "Hymietown" (apparently "Hymie" is a common Jewish first name). Some other black democrat, I believe either Al Sharpton or one of the other ones, said something about pinning back their Yarmukles or something. Probably doesn't help that a lot of landlords in New Yawk and elsewhere tend to be of the Chosen People so they get blamed for stuff even if they're not slumlords.

BTW Craig of the Creek is a boring, dumb cartoon made by a white man (Matt Burnett - the tweeter in question).

Also, gonna press X to doubt that Bob ever had the guts to talk to a girl. That's some retwatted projection right there.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Bobby is thirsting after Nick "ContraPoint" Parrott.

There's this fun exchange that you can only see through twitter glitching out.

https://twitter.com/villedesvr/status/1579981486215770113

and the one quote tweet

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1580007053191712768

There are still zero comments on this, probably because we're still fucking here. Three more pages Bob, three more pages.

 

[blablabla]

Yesterday Bobby laughed at someone who described CIA using pop-culture figures. That person hit back.
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fuck me retardo got blodied

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Funny, I thought Bob held the rights for being unfunny on Twitter.

For those curious, this is the Instagram post Schwimmer (who is Jewish) made:

Call me a Nazi if you want, but I want to put this guy in a concentration camp specifically for people who use 48+ point comic sans on a serious message.

 

[Flexo]

If you use the bird app regularly, you'll notice that it encourages this: pick your favorite topics, and marinate in a constant feed of those topics. If you remain on Twitter long enough, those six or seven topics will become your entire world. Bob may have had a glimmer of intelligence back in the day, but it has been thoroughly smothered by Twitter's diet of capeshit and lesbians.

As someone who knew him before twitter, I've posted comments by him from old blogs to prove... no he wasn't much smarter then. (remember it was back then he uttered the words of hoping cape shit smothers and chokes cinema)

 

[DarkEmoMario64]

Oh, Bob, Killer Klowns From Outer Space? Really? What a basic bitch cult movie to highlight for a guy who's been at this since before Obama was elected. That movie is so played out my buddies and I were goofing on it in high school, and lemme tell ya, ol' Mola graduated high school before most of the people on the Farms were even born.

Do better, Bob!

In fairness he might have waited with reviewing Killer Klowns From Outer Space exactly because of how obvious a choice it would make for a series like this, so while he could he reviewed allot less populare B-Movies while their were still plenty to choose from.

 

[OutInTheRain]

Tulsi Gabbard officially leaves the Democrat Party and airs her grievances.

Blobby lives with his Mom. Currently his entire life is under adult supervision.

Oh about M3GAN. It is a Superior Future android designed to kill everyone who offends your child -- including you, dear Mom.

Lets be honest, this is Bob simping at the thought of a future sex bot.

Nutters find a new way to be a white supremacist: calling off a writers' workshop.

I guarantee you, that this workshop was a daycare for local wealthy spawn. Do you really need to piss away money to listen to trust fund kids go "So like...capitalism is like evil..." I'm enjoying the hate Blobby has for Zaslav. The man literally seems like a dude who is aware that money is finite, and pissing it away is a bad idea.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

The reason "girlbosses" are villified while "boybosses" are not is that women have a very different management style from men -- emotional, inconsistent, nepotistic, and with whole minefields of hidden agendas that her underlings must mind-read. Hillary Rodham is the perfect example. It is heartening that not even Bobby's and Nick's cronies agree with these two nutters.
Women, do better.

that's certainly the case with the kind of women who call themselves "girlbosses", but the most successful and well-liked female bosses are the ones who manage effectively without being a dick about it, or letting their chromosomes dictate their management style

 

[link1234]

Retweeting Nick's dismissal to a detransitioning young woman:

You are just obese Nick. Don't blame hormones.

This is just evil. This is another example of Bob and his group and their slavish devotion of "progressivism" Instead of acknowledging that modern transgender movement has been going too far in some places and needs a more critical examination, they tell this young lady she has male pattern baldness in her genes. For people talk about saving lives they only care about saving lives for anyone apart of there "progressive" group think.

This "one joke" thing they do is so annoying. The anti SJW side might only have one joke but that is still one more joke than the humorless fucks that is on Bobs side.

It is also annoying how he dismiss any criticism of his side with "all we are is that we are against bigots" as if that was the only reason to have opposition.

This post adds to what I was trying to say in a previous post. A lot of people are annoyed how their interests are now considered cool by the same people who ridiculed it once before. Bob is so desperate for popularity that he needs his nerdy interest to be liked by the cool kids. Also, Bob the last girl you talked to was Lindsey Ellis and looked how that turned out.

 

[RockVolnutt]

This post adds to what I was trying to say in a previous post. A lot of people are annoyed how their interests are now considered cool by the same people who ridiculed it once before. Bob is so desperate for popularity that he needs his nerdy interest to be liked by the cool kids. Also, Bob the last girl you talked to was Lindsey Ellis and looked how that turned out.

I mean Bob is basically the girls in the meme himself. The stereotype might generally be associated with women but he's very much a male example of the "Fake [topic] Girl". He did a post 2 years ago about people who read comics being "'gater incels who hate women so much that they're not even into girl-on-girl anymore" which has a ton of funny things you can read into it.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

A lot of people are annoyed how their interests are now considered cool by the same people who ridiculed it once before. Bob is so desperate for popularity that he needs his nerdy interest to be liked by the cool kids.

It’s so stupid.

I don’t understand why Bob and his ilk want to be popular so bad. I know these guys are stuck in High School but popularity isn’t all its cracked up to be.

I mean, look at Ezra Miller, the guy’s a mentally-challenged, piece of shit but hundreds of women simp for him.

 

[Koby_Fish]

There's this fun exchange that you can only see through twitter glitching out.

https://twitter.com/villedesvr/status/1579981486215770113

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and the one quote tweet

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1580007053191712768

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There are still zero comments on this, probably because we're still fucking here. Three more pages Bob, three more pages.

that tweet sounds like Bob thinks we're still plowed under. I guess Ignorance is Bliss? I wonder when one of Bobby's Angels will tattle on us to Bob and correct that little oversight. Cope and seethe, Bob. Cope and seethe.

Blobby lives with his Mom. Currently his entire life is under adult supervision.

Lets be honest, this is Bob simping at the thought of a future sex bot.

I guarantee you, that this workshop was a daycare for local wealthy spawn. Do you really need to piss away money to listen to trust fund kids go "So like...capitalism is like evil..." I'm enjoying the hate Blobby has for Zaslav. The man literally seems like a dude who is aware that money is finite, and pissing it away is a bad idea.

Bob insisting that people who disagree with him politically, including former Democrat Tulsi Gabbard, "need adult supervision", is rich, given he isn't fit to supervise anyone, including daniece and danephew. Just look at the dreck he exposes them to on the LCD/LED screen. Hell, even when he was living in flooding basement hovel, he likely needed adult supervision even though he didn't have it. How else does one come up with culinary abominations such as KFC-skin blue cheese mac and cheese, 5-day-sriracha marinated-to-near-liquid-status chicken, or the two separate instances of Mt. Don't Chicken (chicken breast, and burnt whole chicken)?

This is just evil. This is another example of Bob and his group and their slavish devotion of "progressivism" Instead of acknowledging that modern transgender movement has been going too far in some places and needs a more critical examination, they tell this young lady she has male pattern baldness in her genes. For people talk about saving lives they only care about saving lives for anyone apart of there "progressive" group think.

This "one joke" thing they do is so annoying. The anti SJW side might only have one joke but that is still one more joke than the humorless fucks that is on Bobs side.

It is also annoying how he dismiss any criticism of his side with "all we are is that we are against bigots" as if that was the only reason to have opposition.


This post adds to what I was trying to say in a previous post. A lot of people are annoyed how their interests are now considered cool by the same people who ridiculed it once before. Bob is so desperate for popularity that he needs his nerdy interest to be liked by the cool kids. Also, Bob the last girl you talked to was Lindsey Ellis and looked how that turned out.

Bob's implying by his response to that tweet, that the person was repulsive and never talked to girls, rather than the girls actually disliking the nerdy things, so he thinks the girls actually liked The Things ALL ALONG, and were just using "fuck off nerd" as an excuse to send the nerd on his way. But Bob, if the nerd NEVER talked to the girls, WHY would they tell him to fuck off? Unless they were actually Bullying him? Figures a smoothbrain like Bobbo can't connect the dots. Also, shame on Bob for denying the dude's Lived Experiences .

It’s so stupid.

I don’t understand why Bob and his ilk want to be popular so bad. I know these guys are stuck in High School but popularity isn’t all its cracked up to be.

I mean, look at Ezra Miller, the guy’s a mentally-challenged, piece of shit but hundreds of women simp for him.

Bob's an autistic narcissist, for which Everything Is About Him. He wants to be popular, because he deserves popularity in his mind. He is simping for the Soopeeryah Fyootchah, complete with Mario-shka Brain in Ghost in the Shell Standalone Complex body for Bing Bing Wahoo forever, rocket jetpacks, wheat, rockets to Mars, and Commander Datas everywhere with which to wax philosophical about the proper way to minecraft the MAGAnaise ghoul Barrow Wight Trash.

 

[Nod Flenders]

and the one quote tweet
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1580007053191712768
There are still zero comments on this, probably because we're still fucking here. Three more pages Bob, three more pages.

That tweet has aged so poorly. Not only are we still here, but Bob is stil fat.

 

[Adamska]

Bob loses all rights to use touch grass as an insult when the smoothbrained mental defect is on Twitter every goddamn waking moment in his life, with documented times and rates of what he shits out.

You lose that tool when you make a tweet like every 10 minutes or however short the intervals are.

Pseudo-fan, pseudo-intellectual, pseudo-philosopher, and now pseudo-outdoorsman.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bob loses all rights to use touch grass as an insult when the smoothbrained mental defect is on Twitter every goddamn waking moment in his life, with documented times and rates of what he shits out.

You lose that tool when you make a tweet like every 10 minutes or however short the intervals are.

Pseudo-fan, pseudo-intellectual, pseudo-philosopher, and now pseudo-outdoorsman.

And those blocks where he's not sleeping where he's inactive is likely due to "doing his jerb" (watching a movie in theater where they tell spergs to turn off their phones), so his usage of "touch grass" is even more ironic, since he's barely around grass in the first place, and even when he does go outside, he's never OFF his phone unless he's forced to be. (Witness Bob hunched over his phone furiously tweeting during the reception to his sister's Destination Wedding - unless Bob wants to claim he was shovelling a small amount of food for an average person into his gullet instead?)

 

[Arthur Morgan]

That tweet has aged so poorly. Not only are we still here, but Bob is stil fat.

And no one will have sex with him.

Even if you pointed out that the Farms are back, Bob would probably just move the goal posts and say that the site being down for a while is enough to call victory.

 

[Adamska]

And those blocks where he's not sleeping where he's inactive is likely due to "doing his jerb" (watching a movie in theater where they tell spergs to turn off their phones), so his usage of "touch grass" is even more ironic, since he's barely around grass in the first place, and even when he does go outside, he's never OFF his phone unless he's forced to be. (Witness Bob hunched over his phone furiously tweeting during the reception to his sister's Destination Wedding - unless Bob wants to claim he was shovelling a small amount of food for an average person into his gullet instead?)

I wouldn't be shocked if half the movies Bob claims he watches are just him getting the synopsis from other sources tbh. The fucker has more than once proudly admitted he can and will choose not to actually play or look at media if getting second hand accounts work.

BTW, great example of his brainless tribal logic there. Firsthand documentation is always better.