Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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BTW, great example of his brainless tribal logic there. Firsthand documentation is always better.
Would be funny if that turned out like that thing I heard of years ago (speaking of not having firsthand documentation) where some theater reviewer never went to the theater. Apparently he'd send an intern to watch the play and then banged out the review based on what they told him, which worked until his intern had a massive hateboner for the lead actor and provided a slanderous description of a play, which the "reviewer" then proceeded to turn into a libelous description....
 
Robert's complained about the Bee/the right only having one joke before, and if I recall correctly it's the one about identifying as an attack helicopter. So I guess there are two jokes now, which to be fair is still small compared to the ongoing joke that is Robert's life.
the best thing about the Babylon Bee is that it doesn't take itself too seriously, and when it's good it's not just accurate, but also genuinely funny (a skill many self-styled 'comedians' seem to have forgotten in the last 10ish years)
 
the best thing about the Babylon Bee is that it doesn't take itself too seriously, and when it's good it's not just accurate, but also genuinely funny (a skill many self-styled 'comedians' seem to have forgotten in the last 10ish years)

The Bee is often funnier than The Onion these days and the terminally online absolutely cannot handle it.
 
I wouldn't be shocked if half the movies Bob claims he watches are just him getting the synopsis from other sources tbh. The fucker has more than once proudly admitted he can and will choose not to actually play or look at media if getting second hand accounts work.

BTW, great example of his brainless tribal logic there. Firsthand documentation is always better.
Two things we know about Bob:
1)He's addicted to twitter
2)He's already decided whether or not he likes a film before he even goes to see it; based purely on who the film appeals to and what boxes it ticks.

Given these two, I'd say it's highly unlikely Bob would ever tear himself away from his phone long enough to actually watch a movie.

The exception, of course, being Marvel products. Maybe if he watches enough of them Kevin Feige will finally notice him!
 
that tweet sounds like Bob thinks we're still plowed under. I guess Ignorance is Bliss? I wonder when one of Bobby's Angels will tattle on us to Bob and correct that little oversight. Cope and seethe, Bob. Cope and seethe.
That tweet has aged so poorly. Not only are we still here, but Bob is stil fat.
That's the weird, and by weird I mean pathetic, thing about it. That tweet is barely a day old. We've been back going strong since, what, the beginning of the month? There is absolutely no way he doesn't know that if for no other reason than the fallout of people getting banned by Luke for mentioning that we're still alive and kicking.
And no one will have sex with him.

Even if you pointed out that the Farms are back, Bob would probably just move the goal posts and say that the site being down for a while is enough to call victory.
I was curious to see if anyone did and so far there's only been one person to even mention it to him.
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That top one is just a tweet directed at Bob and not a reply to something he tweeted. The account is some burner that has four tweets before October 3rd of irrelevant garbage followed by five tweets directed at Bob, begging for attention and/or a block and actually getting sempai to notice but once.
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Even without this I still believe that he's fully aware that we're alive and well. He's just following in Luke's footsteps of pretending that they've accomplished something and just ignoring their failures.

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To not double post.
Alex Jones was already found guilty in a trial that he was not allowed to defend himself in and that is not me being hyperbolic. He just got finished with his damages hearing that the jury fined him just shy of a billion dollars to pay to the families of Sandy Hook and one honest to God glowie that Alex mentioned maybe twice. The singer M.I.A. notices a discrepancy in that Alex is getting punished for saying words and the Pfizer faggots, who admitted that they lied about the vaccine stopping transmission, are still herald as heroes. Bob sees an uppity darky that needs her bitch ass put in it's place.
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These people are nigger cattle. They are so docile and will believe whatever you say as long as they can continue to chew their cud. I think someone posted here a day or two ago that quote from the exKGB guy talking about the disillusioned man or whatever the term he used was. You could play for them the clip where says "of course we didn't know back then" and they will show you a snopes fact check that says "uhm ackshoolee it was wildly believed back then so that makes it ok that we fucked ourselves into the ground on yet another lie"
 
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Would be funny if that turned out like that thing I heard of years ago (speaking of not having firsthand documentation) where some theater reviewer never went to the theater. Apparently he'd send an intern to watch the play and then banged out the review based on what they told him, which worked until his intern had a massive hateboner for the lead actor and provided a slanderous description of a play, which the "reviewer" then proceeded to turn into a libelous description....
This has happened quite a bit in gaming. Because they can obviously see if the press account actually played the game, the main one I remember was some MMORPG where the company responded to an Eurogamer review:
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Robert's complained about the Bee/the right only having one joke before, and if I recall correctly it's the one about identifying as an attack helicopter. So I guess there are two jokes now, which to be fair is still small compared to the ongoing joke that is Robert's life.

the best thing about the Babylon Bee is that it doesn't take itself too seriously, and when it's good it's not just accurate, but also genuinely funny (a skill many self-styled 'comedians' seem to have forgotten in the last 10ish years)
Bob doesn't really grasp that an insult you're continuing to use loses its punch if the people you're targeting already made the joke themselves:
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The Bee is often funnier than The Onion these days and the terminally online absolutely cannot handle it.
It's why "the left can't meme" continues to ring true. When you're banned from making jokes about more and more topics, your sense of humor begins to wither, and you're constantly walking on eggshells to avoid offending someone with a joke that might be just the smallest bit off-color. They also can't get over the fact that humor is often poking fun at the truth, and that politically incorrect jokes are funny because they're true. You're not supposed to say those things lest you bring harm to marginalized communities!

To top it off, with how overly political everything has gotten, there's no real humor anymore from the left, just thinly (or not) veiled hatred and revulsion directed at anyone on the other side of the aisle. Even when they're delivering "jokes" at the only remaining acceptable targets (white Christian conservative males, pretty much), it's always with such vitriol that you know they're seething even if they're putting on a happy face, and that's when they're not just dropping the act and yelling political screeds into the microphone.

Bob is a perfect example of this. He likes to think he's making his audience laugh with his exceptional wit showing how the Mayo Ghouls are such awful people, but instead, it's nothing but loathsome. He can't actually make a joke because he absolutely hates the targets of his "humor." He'll occasionally do a somewhat self-deprecating jibe to act humble, but even those are filled with contempt ("yeah I know I'm mediocre but at least I'm not a Trumpsucker :smug:").

I think that if you can't laugh at yourself, you can't be a good comedian. Bob, as assured as he is of his Superiority, will never be.
 
It’s so stupid.

I don’t understand why Bob and his ilk want to be popular so bad. I know these guys are stuck in High School but popularity isn’t all its cracked up to be.

I mean, look at Ezra Miller, the guy’s a mentally-challenged, piece of shit but hundreds of women simp for him.
You kind of answered your own question.
 
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I wish Bobby posted this a few days later; this screenshot the perfect inauguration of the new thread.

The left loves nothing more than playing crybully.
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Thanks rando for this perfect summary of someone we know.

But the brute fact is: "Creative Elites" will be made obsolete long, long before manual workers.
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Speaking of the Devil.
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This @ShevekWasRight is a troon. Hence Bobby's milquetoast reply. If you're sharp-eyed you'll catch him again in this post.

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John Fetterman should have been Biden's running mate.

You are ablest and obsolete if you demand your political representative to hear your words.
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Both Fetterman and Bobby would have been DEAD if we weren't so busy interfering with natural selection.

AOC suffers another public gang rape. Bobby volunteers to track down the rapist.
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Bobby cannot forgive an attractive woman like Tulsi Gabbard for leaving the Dems.
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It is not DeSantis's fault that the good liberals at Martha's Vineyard let their racism overcome their greed and failed their tasks of giving jobs and shelter to those pee o' seas they've sworn to love.

Bobby can't take pop culture out of politics.
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Rick Caruso should have retorted "I can identify as a woman if that makes you feel better".


Bobby's Angel Sean McLaggan has a very strange idea how laws work.
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On Nick Parrott and his "girlboss" spiel.
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You need to have faith to be a Paladin.

Peter Coffin has been right about the Breadtroons -- even though at first he tried to cozy up to them.
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Bobby might be a consoomer, but he isn't much of a consoomer advocate: if people buy non-rainbow shit, they are stupid, ergo evil.
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We should make transphobia profitable again.

Someone digs up a 2-year-old tweet by Bobby for a cheap own.
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When Dennis Prager defends adult-to-adult incest, suddenly all sexually progressive liberals become puritans.
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Kanye West
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Bobby must have just learned the word "internecine" and he's eager to show us.


The Worthy Left knows Reality.
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Turns out that in Reality, not even niggers like the homeless.
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So is "Third-Reich Germany Bad" a religion?

Forget those wacky Nazis. If Russia loses this war, Russian children will be sent to rainbow families and get puberty blockers.
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Bobby doesn't need journos to do their job, especially when Elon Musk is concerned.
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Someone digs up a 2-year-old tweet by Bobby for a cheap own.
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Some beaner congressman chime in on WB.
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Mah CARTOONS!!!!
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Does DiscussingFilm know what the word "confirm" means?

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I dunno, Breaking Bad and The Sopranos seems to have done very well?

Russell Crowe turns out to be a big fat pussy...
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...who pussies out of the public arena.

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Okay, just a few important points here:
1. This Alex Jones case does not set any precedents, Bob has yet to learn that not every court case sets a precedent and he says this one a lot. He probably thinks you can cite Judge Judy cases in court.

2. Jones didn't even defend himself, he attempted to completely opt out of the trial and got hit with default judgement. Then he fucked up the whole thing because he possibly hired even stupider people as his attorneys for a case he was trying to just dodge rather than fight. Even if precedent was being set here, it wouldn't be about speech for people who actively wish to defend themselves like everyone else would. Would Jones have still lost? Maybe! But we'll never know because he didn't even try! (Seriously just think for two seconds about if precedent on something could be set by one side deliberately throwing a trial.)

3. Who does Bob imagine would be the plaintiffs in all these other cases? Honestly I really need him to explain who he thinks is defamed and is damaged by Flat-Earthers to where I want to waste a Twitter account asking him in hopes he tries to reply so there will be multiple entries to send in to BadLegalTakes. ("Thinkers, duh.")

4. You can't file a class action suit against libsoftiktok and Matt Walsh for criticism of a hospital that also received bomb threats that your child happened to be at. I was going to do that facetious thing where I pretend I'm honestly confused and want an explanation because I'm sure the person has an informed one for this one but I'm really starting to get worried about people not being able to follow along even if they know what's in Positron's caps aren't right if only because Bob endorses them.
 
It's rather amusing to me how quickly the Kwisatz Tarderach goes to the dehumanization well. Especially coming from someone stupid enough to be classified as a Lower Primate.

I'm not on Twitter,but I would like to see somebody tell MovieTardBob that being called subhuman means nothing at all coming from a 41 year old virgin retard who lives in Mommy's basement and looks like an even more inbred Harvey Weinstein with mange.
 
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I wish Bobby posted this a few days later; this screenshot the perfect inauguration of the new thread.
These tards really need to stop hanging banners everywhere about everything. This is 100% going to be appealed and there is a non-zero chance Jones is successful. Even if he's not that still pushes everything back at least a year, assuming that they don't push it all the way up to the Supreme Court and if a billion dollar sword of Damocles was dangling over my head I'd push it too. It really helps Jones's case that there were events like the judge stating to Jones's lawyer that she was going to give him different treatment from what she gave the other side in the next day of trial. Bob cares not of any of these things much like what happened during the Depp or Rittenhouse trial. There's a narrative to push and a potential vector for him to come after us with.
But the brute fact is: "Creative Elites" will be made obsolete long, long before manual workers.
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According to google, the Korean script says "An illustrator on Twitch took a screenshot of a live picture broadcast, uploaded the image to Noble AI, and then uploaded the generated output to his account. ....aside from the real and fake high schools, it's really terrifying that it's actually possible. Real-time picture broadcasting will disappear now" which I think is a bit too panicky. Art streams are going to continue because they can be really, really comfy. Bob barging in like the balding bull from Boston and self inserting his own straw boogeymen in a conversation where he was completely devoid (I looked and not one of the the four accounts involved in this thread is followed by Bob so, yet again, I have no idea how he even found this) and making it super unhinged is pure kino. The second the archive gets it's ass in gear I'll post it too.
That's not what he was impeached for. I can prove it by doing as much research as Bob himself.
Bill Clinton was impeached because he lied under oath during a sexual harassment lawsuit against him did a few little oopsie doodles like when he messed with witnesses in the case against him.
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In what I'm now beginning to come around to believe was pure, black propaganda, all the news outlets and politicians focused on Lewenski and her cum stained dress instead of the fact that Bill lied under oath and fucked with a jury.

Insofar as Hilldawg, all but the most looney tune weirdos do not believe she is The Devil (capitalized because that's what you do). Nobody likes her. Her own base doesn't like her. That's exceptionally evident by the results of the 2016 election.
The person troon lawyer capped didn't accuse every LGBTQ person of supporting mutilation and smearing detransitioners. They accused troon lawyer because that's what troon lawyer does. Troon lawyer does not like to be exposed so he hides behind all troons to shield himself from criticism. Bob retweets this because he too supports mutilation and smearing detransitioners. Whether Bob does because he's drank the kool-aid or if it's because he believes it's diametrically opposed to the views of/makes angry the boogeychuds he's invented in head I think is up for debate. In the pro kool-aid side you've got things like him acting tight with Bimbopolitics before it was outted that he was Laurelai Bailey and he went DFE. Bob is also on Discord which only helps the koo-aid argument. On the other side, he says unhinged things a whole lot because he's an angry little man living in Lynn and has never shied away from his stance of "no bad tactics". I don't have an answer or know if there even is one.
 
Per the Jones case, yes, the vast majority of the eye-stinging judgements are appealed and reduced.

His final bill is not going to be even close to a billion.

Also, no matter what it is, there's no way they all be able to collect on it because Jones isn't worth multi millions.

He doesn't have the money, and courts can't squeeze blood from a stone.

Supa smaht Bob probably thinks its still the 18th Century and that if a court enters judgment against you that you can't pay on account of it being 5 times your liquid worth, you go to jail until you do.

That's not how it works.

And it's never worked that way in the history of the US.

You can only go to jail for refusing to pay a fine, not being unable to.

Which is why most judgements ARE reduced, the courts have to acknowledge the fact that even if he worked 24 hours straight for the remaining 40 years of his life, the amount of money the defendant could come up with wouldn't even be a drop in the bucket and the 5th Amendment specifically says that punishments must be reasonable. Putting someone on the hook financially for more than they could make in 2 lifetimes is a prime example of "cruel and unusual".

Tell him this and he'd walk it back with "muh symbolic judgment" most likely, but only because that's the only logical refuge left.
 
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Bob cares not of any of these things much like what happened during the Depp or Rittenhouse trial. There's a narrative to push and a potential vector for him to come after us with.

During the Rittenhouse case Bob ponderously declaimed that it wasn't over yet because the prosecution obviously hadn't charged him with everything they could have, just in case the jury acquitted him. He further claimed that this is something prosecutors routinely do. Bob, in other words, held forth on how ignorant all you chuds are about double jeopardy while clearly having no understanding whatsoever of how it actually works. Law is one of the subjects Bob knows the least about, and that's saying something. Not that it ever stops him from yammering about it.

Bob often makes me think of that old saying "Still waters run deep." If that's true, Bob's brain is as shallow as an Arizona mud puddle.
 
The left loves nothing more than playing crybully.
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Thanks rando for this perfect summary of someone we know.
... is that a troll? It's so on-target (not just the highlighted bits but also "pushes everyone around who disagrees with him", "never had his umbilical cord cut", etc.) it reads like a subtle troll peppered with just enough Bob talking points to fly under his radar.

But the brute fact is: "Creative Elites" will be made obsolete long, long before manual workers.
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Thoughts:

1) None of them pointed out that the one the artist did finish was more detailed, and had more of its own style than the smoothed-out AI version. You'd think people with a hardon for art would actually argue the artistic merit of the piece on question. Wait, let me amend that: You'd think people with a hardon for art would actually LOOK AT THE ART they're discussing. I'm not convinced they even clicked on the thumbnails.

2) "like the same nftbros"? Let me guess, the nftbros also felt like the berniebros who also felt like the gamerbros harassing Saint Anita? It's *bros all the way down.

3) Does Bob honestly know how to do anything but project?
AOC suffers another public gang rape. Bobby volunteers to track down the rapist.
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Admittedly, I do wish those guys hadn't mentioned their beloved Surf Mommy and just kept it about AOC, because I knew it'd be the low-hanging fruit midwits and midwit aspirants like Bob would pick.

Also, Bob's Mooninite comment is... weird. Was there something that I didn't hear about, or is he misremembering the faux-Lite-Brite "bomb threat" Boston had a decade and a half ago? Because that was never meant to look organic, it was clearly guerilla marketing.

(Identical devices placed in a dozen cities and as far as I recall only Boston goes full tard. No wonder Bob lives near it.)

"Great Success'? Is that a profoundly stupid and completely irrelevant Portal reference (which was - I think - released about the same time as the great Boston Mooninite crisis... is he stuck in '07?) or does he genuinely think Sasha Baron Cohen will be a draw? Honestly, I'd wonder if he'd be a draw for any movie, but I wonder even more when it's for a movie that will likely go down in history as a failed attempt to have a "BIPOC fronthole-owner" fill Robert Downey Jr.'s big metal boots.
 
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The left loves nothing more than playing crybully.
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But the brute fact is: "Creative Elites" will be made obsolete long, long before manual workers.
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Speaking of the Devil.
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This @ShevekWasRight is a troon. Hence Bobby's milquetoast reply. If you're sharp-eyed you'll catch him again in this post.

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John Fetterman should have been Biden's running mate.

You are ablest and obsolete if you demand your political representative to hear your words.
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Both Fetterman and Bobby would have been DEAD if we weren't so busy interfering with natural selection.

AOC suffers another public gang rape. Bobby volunteers to track down the rapist.
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Bobby cannot forgive an attractive woman like Tulsi Gabbard for leaving the Dems.
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It is not DeSantis's fault that the good liberals at Martha's Vineyard let their racism overcome their greed and failed their tasks of giving jobs and shelter to those pee o' seas they've sworn to love.

Bobby can't take pop culture out of politics.
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Rick Caruso should have retorted "I can identify as a woman if that makes you feel better".


Bobby's Angel Sean McLaggan has a very strange idea how laws work.
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On Nick Parrott and his "girlboss" spiel.
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You need to have faith to be a Paladin.

Peter Coffin has been right about the Breadtroons -- even though at first he tried to cozy up to them.
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Bobby might be a consoomer, but he isn't much of a consoomer advocate: if people buy non-rainbow shit, they are stupid, ergo evil.
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We should make transphobia profitable again.

Someone digs up a 2-year-old tweet by Bobby for a cheap own.
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When Dennis Prager defends adult-to-adult incest, suddenly all sexually progressive liberals become puritans.
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The Worthy Left knows Reality.
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Turns out that in Reality, not even niggers like the homeless.
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Forget those wacky Nazis. If Russia loses this war, Russian children will be sent to rainbow families and get puberty blockers.
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Bobby doesn't need journos to do their job, especially when Elon Musk is concerned.
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I dunno, Breaking Bad and The Sopranos seems to have done very well?

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OK, Erstwhile-plowed-under fam, buckle up, because my autism has been severely activated WAY TOO EARLY in the morning:

Oh, how nice, Bob's reverted to using "ghoul" again. Not a lot of people are in on (barrow)"wight", it's a little esoteric by comparison, but "ghoul" is pretty mainstream. Now if only some :epik: were to say Bob every time he says "Get down off the furniture" to a not-a-person, "Bob, let the damn dog/cat/budgie sit on the couch, you meanie."

I wanna deal with this because it's indicative of the ignorance surrounding cluster-B disasters, enmeshment, narcissism, toxic family dynamics, and who's actually to blame for it.
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So it would appear that the person replying to Bob here doesn't understand that momma's boys don't make themselves. Either momma (Grandma to OP in this context) was a narcissist and the uncle was her Golden Child, which carries with it traumas and abuse designed to chain him to her with invisible shackles and Fear, Obligation, and Guilt, or momma was an enabler and he is the narcissist. Either way, the Uncle was clearly spoiled rotten as a child, and any underlying personality disorders such as narcissism are not his fault; they are mental illnesses. Narcissism is famously difficult to treat, especially given narcissists think, or insist, that nothing is wrong with them. Bob of course doesn't understand this, either. If the Uncle in this twitter story isn't a narcissist/cluster-B clusterfuck himself, then he was abused by his mother to the point where he could be considered a 'sonsband'. He was likely also never disciplined to the point of being able to do whatever he wants with his mother playing the "johnny is a good boy, he dindu nuffin" card. These people do NOT understand that with abusive manipulative controlling narcissists, it's a sick, twisted game of 4-D chess to do everything in their power to make sure their chosen "Golden Child" is the one to care for them in their old age - because by ruining the child for adulthood by making them repulsive/abusive to others, that in the end, Mommy will be the ONLY one they can turn to, for anything and everything. Sometimes this works. Sometimes, it doesn't. The tactics are as varied as they are abusive. But the point is, these idiots don't understand the dynamics and that the Uncle is as much a victim as anyone who's ever interacted with the Uncle.

Not to mention, Bob in his opening statement in that part of the thread doesn't apply generically to "right-wingers". It applies TO NARCISSISTS. Yes, there are religious republican narcissists. Yes, there are left wing atheist democrat narcissists. Narcissism is a personality disorder. It is not a political ideology, nor is it wedded to any particular ideology. Ted Bundy was a "republican" psychopath, but plenty of other psychopathic killers were Left wing/commie.

It is NOT "ableist" to deny a clearly brain-damaged individual of questionable cognitive abilities a seat in public office. Especially since said brain damage was probably already evident due to the person's platform prior to stroking out. Whether Fetterman or Biden, people who can't even words anymore shouldn't run a dog-catcher office, let alone a state or a COUNTRY. You wouldn't let a blackout drunk vote for a bill in the House/Senate whilst blackout drunk but somehow still conscious, would you, Bobby the Boozer? Bob's absolutely ridiculous, asinine excuse that "98% of the Population doesn't have functional brains, Friendo!" is so stupid, it's not even funny. Even if 98% of the population doesn't have a functional brain, why does that mean someone with AN EVEN LESS FUNCTIONAL BRAIN, THAT IS OBJECTIVELY AND MEDICALLY BROKEN, should be elected to office? Because even if that stat was true, neither Fetterman nor Biden fall in that scant 2% that DO have a functional brain. And lest we forget, Bob has insisted in the past that the 2% of humanity that DOES have "functional" brains should be running the government, NOT the 98% of evil-stupids.

Dude on his quad-bike was DEFINITELY joking about driving past Bob LARPing as the Game Overthinker; Bob and his hangers-on are too stupid evil to figure it out. I mean come on, I'm a total fucking autist, and I got it.


How much effort does it take to miss the point THIS fucking HARD?
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NUMBER FUCKING ONE: DENNIS PRAGER IS NOT A GODDAMN EVANGELICAL. HE IS A MEMBER OF GOD'S CHOSEN PEOPLE! Y'know, Jews? Who are anything BUT "Evangelical"! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN EVANGELICAL JEW, BOB. IT'S AN OXYMORON. But I'd expect the Lard of Lynn to know fuck-all about Dennis Prager, because of course he's never listened to him.

NUMBER FUCKING TWO: Dennis Prager is NOT arguing FOR incest, Bob, you absolute fucking sped. He is arguing in favor of religion and that a religious prohibition of incest makes more sense than a non-theological/secular one. Incest is prohibited in the Bible, at the time of Leviticus/Deutoronomy. It's highly likely that this prohibition was instituted because DNA degradation/mutations would surely fuck up the population by that time if inbreeding was allowed past that point in time, but it hadn't been a problem prior due to the genetic load of mutations not being significant yet.

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Bob didn't finish enough of the title of whatever that show/movie is for me to figure out which show/movie it is.
Okay, just a few important points here:
1. This Alex Jones case does not set any precedents, Bob has yet to learn that not every court case sets a precedent and he says this one a lot. He probably thinks you can cite Judge Judy cases in court.

2. Jones didn't even defend himself, he attempted to completely opt out of the trial and got hit with default judgement. Then he fucked up the whole thing because he possibly hired even stupider people as his attorneys for a case he was trying to just dodge rather than fight. Even if precedent was being set here, it wouldn't be about speech for people who actively wish to defend themselves like everyone else would. Would Jones have still lost? Maybe! But we'll never know because he didn't even try! (Seriously just think for two seconds about if precedent on something could be set by one side deliberately throwing a trial.)

3. Who does Bob imagine would be the plaintiffs in all these other cases? Honestly I really need him to explain who he thinks is defamed and is damaged by Flat-Earthers to where I want to waste a Twitter account asking him in hopes he tries to reply so there will be multiple entries to send in to BadLegalTakes. ("Thinkers, duh.")

4. You can't file a class action suit against libsoftiktok and Matt Walsh for criticism of a hospital that also received bomb threats that your child happened to be at. I was going to do that facetious thing where I pretend I'm honestly confused and want an explanation because I'm sure the person has an informed one for this one but I'm really starting to get worried about people not being able to follow along even if they know what's in Positron's caps aren't right if only because Bob endorses them.
TBH I think the whole Alex Jones thing was a situation where Trolling got way, WAY the fuck out of hand, which would explain why Jones tried dodging it rather than fighting it. I mean come on, this is a guy who told a court during his divorce from his ex-wife that "Alex Jones" on the radio is a persona he puts on.
It's rather amusing to me how quickly the Kwisatz Tarderach goes to the dehumanization well. Especially coming from someone stupid enough to be classified as a Lower Primate.

I'm not on Twitter,but I would like to see somebody tell MovieTardBob that being called subhuman means nothing at all coming from a 41 year old virgin retard who lives in Mommy's basement and looks like an even more inbred Harvey Weinstein with mange.
I'm sure Bob would counteract such a reply with the usual "Who are you/Yer mum got raeped by me last night/get down off the furniture/you're not-even-a-fetus" and then claim that since he Votes Blue No Matter Who, and will protect the speds/peeohcees/whamen/troons/bundles of sticks from the Unpeople Who Don't Matter, then he by definition Is a Person (who Matters), regardless of his living situation, relationship status, or appearance. All while ragging on the appearance of "things" who don't vote the way he does.
These tards really need to stop hanging banners everywhere about everything. This is 100% going to be appealed and there is a non-zero chance Jones is successful. Even if he's not that still pushes everything back at least a year, assuming that they don't push it all the way up to the Supreme Court and if a billion dollar sword of Damocles was dangling over my head I'd push it too. It really helps Jones's case that there were events like the judge stating to Jones's lawyer that she was going to give him different treatment from what she gave the other side in the next day of trial. Bob cares not of any of these things much like what happened during the Depp or Rittenhouse trial. There's a narrative to push and a potential vector for him to come after us with.

According to google, the Korean script says "An illustrator on Twitch took a screenshot of a live picture broadcast, uploaded the image to Noble AI, and then uploaded the generated output to his account. ....aside from the real and fake high schools, it's really terrifying that it's actually possible. Real-time picture broadcasting will disappear now" which I think is a bit too panicky. Art streams are going to continue because they can be really, really comfy. Bob barging in like the balding bull from Boston and self inserting his own straw boogeymen in a conversation where he was completely devoid (I looked and not one of the the four accounts involved in this thread is followed by Bob so, yet again, I have no idea how he even found this) and making it super unhinged is pure kino. The second the archive gets it's ass in gear I'll post it too.

That's not what he was impeached for. I can prove it by doing as much research as Bob himself.
Bill Clinton was impeached because he lied under oath during a sexual harassment lawsuit against him did a few little oopsie doodles like when he messed with witnesses in the case against him.
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In what I'm now beginning to come around to believe was pure, black propaganda, all the news outlets and politicians focused on Lewenski and her cum stained dress instead of the fact that Bill lied under oath and fucked with a jury.

Insofar as Hilldawg, all but the most looney tune weirdos do not believe she is The Devil (capitalized because that's what you do). Nobody likes her. Her own base doesn't like her. That's exceptionally evident by the results of the 2016 election.

The person troon lawyer capped didn't accuse every LGBTQ person of supporting mutilation and smearing detransitioners. They accused troon lawyer because that's what troon lawyer does. Troon lawyer does not like to be exposed so he hides behind all troons to shield himself from criticism. Bob retweets this because he too supports mutilation and smearing detransitioners. Whether Bob does because he's drank the kool-aid or if it's because he believes it's diametrically opposed to the views of/makes angry the boogeychuds he's invented in head I think is up for debate. In the pro kool-aid side you've got things like him acting tight with Bimbopolitics before it was outted that he was Laurelai Bailey and he went DFE. Bob is also on Discord which only helps the koo-aid argument. On the other side, he says unhinged things a whole lot because he's an angry little man living in Lynn and has never shied away from his stance of "no bad tactics". I don't have an answer or know if there even is one.
At least someone called Bob out for the weird "Space Wizard Lizard" bullshit. Too bad Bob was too braindead on simp mode to comprehend exactly what dude was saying to him. One need not believe in David Icke style :lunacy: to know that Hillary Clinton is a reprehensible human being. One need only hear what this bitch does, or did, throwing lamps and ashtrays at Bill, telling an Arkansas State Trooper to "Get that FUCKING DOG out of here" (holy shit! One wonders what that bitch did to Buddy, Bill's dog, when they were still in the white house). TL;DR, Hillary is an Entitled Bitch and most likely a cluster B Clusterfuck of epic proportions (narcissism, histrionic, borderline, take your pick or a mix; they can and often do turn out to be co-morbid). Bob's insistence that all instances of Hillary mild dislike are attributable to some weird alien conspiracy theory are indeed Bob's brain imprinting fantasy and fiction onto reality.

And yeah, lefties have been pushing the "Bill Clinton was impeached for cheating!" line since 24 years ago. The line of logic being, "Bill Clinton lied about cheating, therefore he was impeached for cheating". Which is sped logic at the best of times, so it's no surprise that the Kwisatz Tarderach bought it, hook line and sinker.

Bob's probably heavily invested in simping for troons, and not just because they're "tall women", because he has a cousin in SisterBang County Kentucky that has trooned out, and his concept of "loyalty" to family is on par with Don Corleone. Also the troons he simps for would tear him to ribbons if he even hinted at anything less than full troon support.
During the Rittenhouse case Bob ponderously declaimed that it wasn't over yet because the prosecution obviously hadn't charged him with everything they could have, just in case the jury acquitted him. He further claimed that this is something prosecutors routinely do. Bob, in other words, held forth on how ignorant all you chuds are about double jeopardy while clearly having no understanding whatsoever of how it actually works. Law is one of the subjects Bob knows the least about, and that's saying something. Not that it ever stops him from yammering about it.

Bob often makes me think of that old saying "Still waters run deep." If that's true, Bob's brain is as shallow as an Arizona mud puddle.
Bob is the kind of sped who will tell anyone who will listen that because he drinks at the same watering holes as Hahvahd Law students, he knows a whole lot about Law, because he was peering over one guy's or gal's shoulder while they were studying for the Bar (har har har) exam, or overheard two Law students talking shop.

... is that a troll? It's so on-target (not just the highlighted bits but also "pushes everyone around who disagrees with him", "never had his umbilical cord cut", etc.) it reads like a subtle troll peppered with just enough Bob talking points to fly under his radar.


Thoughts:

1) None of them pointed out that the one the artist did finish was more detailed, and had more of its own style than the smoothed-out AI version. You'd think people with a hardon for art would actually argue the artistic merit of the piece on question. Wait, let me amend that: You'd think people with a hardon for art would actually LOOK AT THE ART they're discussing. I'm not convinced they even clicked on the thumbnails.

2) "like the same nftbros"? Let me guess, the nftbros also felt like the berniebros who also felt like the gamerbros harassing Saint Anita? It's *bros all the way down.

3) Does Bob honestly know how to do anything but project?

Admittedly, I do wish those guys hadn't mentioned their beloved Surf Mommy and just kept it about AOC, because I knew it'd be the low-hanging fruit midwits and midwit aspirants like Bob would pick.

Also, Bob's Mooninite comment is... weird. Was there something that I didn't hear about, or is he misremembering the faux-Lite-Brite "bomb threat" Boston had a decade and a half ago? Because that was never meant to look organic, it was clearly guerilla marketing.

(Identical devices placed in a dozen cities and as far as I recall only Boston goes full tard. No wonder Bob lives near it.)


"Great Success'? Is that a profoundly stupid and completely irrelevant Portal reference (which was - I think - released about the same time as the great Boston Mooninite crisis... is he stuck in '07?) or does he genuinely think Sasha Baron Cohen will be a draw? Honestly, I'd wonder if he'd be a draw for any movie, but I wonder even more when it's for a movie that will likely go down in history as a failed attempt to have a "BIPOC fronthole-owner" fill Robert Downey Jr.'s big metal boots.
Unfortunately it doesn't sound like a troll. It sounds like the kind of feminist who blames men for the abuse they suffered as children, particularly if it was at the hands of THEIR MOTHERS. (Or step-mothers, as the case may be.) Poor guy probably never cut the umbilical cord because HIS MOTHER WOULDN'T LET HIM. Some of these idiots really need to go on reddit and into r/JustNOMIL, r/Entitledparents, r/RaisedByNarcissists, and similar subreddits and read the fuck up, because this is just plain damned ignorance. Go in those subreddits and you will see story after story of people whose mothers are basically "smothers", and these stories run the gamut from smothered men trying to escape their mother's narcissistic controlling abusive clutches, to Significant Others who watch helplessly as their partner is manipulated and can't get out of the Fear, Obligation and Guilt (F.O.G.) because the partner's sense of normal is broken and they can't see life being any other way. Reddit may be (hell, it IS) a cesspool, but corners of it are very informative. But oh no, Heaven forbid a WOMAN be responsible for the existence and state of a spoiled, toxic, selfish man-baby! He's just supposed to man up and grow up! (Wait, isn't that expectation 'toxic masculinity'? It's so hard to tell these days!)

If Bob projected any harder, he'd morph into an IMAX.

I think the point that Bob's trying to make regarding Mooninite stickers (Mooninites being goofy alien antagonists in Aqua Teen Hunger Force) is that since streamers posting Mooninite Stickers (I'm guessing on Twitch or something in their stream) seems "forced" (not "organic", as in something someone would do as a matter of habit), even more so is the thing Bob is criticizing (Tulsi Gabbard's ditching of the Democrat Party). In other words, Bob thinks Tulsi was never a Democrat to begin with; however his point kinda fails in that she did NOT "cross the aisle" (to the Republicans).
 
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Only a brainless consoomer obsessed with the past could sperg that a guy best known for trying to be offensive and failing most of the time in his provocation comedy is a big win for a TV show no one will watch,.

One more page before you hit 5k you fat crayon eating retard. Wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for his crippling e-addiction and for flapping his hands when the site was downed for a bit.
 
OK, Erstwhile-plowed-under fam, buckle up, because my autism has been severely activated WAY TOO EARLY in the morning:
Eh, it's Bob. We kind of expect that to happen. Hell, I don't think any one of us has survived being regulars in this thread without at least one sperg-rant.

streamers posting Mooninite Stickers (I'm guessing on Twitch or something in their stream) seems "forced"
This is a thing? Good heavens, who is trying to revive the Mooninites? Someone take their necromancy license away! Let Ignignokt and Err rest in the era of Flash games and actual interesting Adult Swim programming.

One more page before you hit 5k you fat crayon eating retard.
(I hope I don't start a post-count-inflating trend here....) Well, more like 3/4s of a page, now. Glad to be here for it; hell, glad we're here for it.
 
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