Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Flexo]

I never drank or did drugs back in the day.

And yet you still ended up on the kiwifarms?

Anyway I decided to see what was at the top of Bob's twitter on this momentous day...

"NO bad tactics, only bad targets." Way to keep the classic, Bob!

 

[Mola Ram]

And yet you still ended up on the kiwifarms?

Anyway I decided to see what was at the top of Bob's twitter on this momentous day...

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"NO bad tactics, only bad targets." Way to keep the classic, Bob!

Way to show Lord Acton, you illiterate, impotent, fat fuck.

Bob's power fantasies are truly puzzling, because for all their smugness he remains a tubby, unsexed loser rotting away in Mom's basement. I sometimes wonder not whether he ponders suicide, but how often.

I presume you mean taking it ourselves as alcohol use on his part certainly hasn't made Bob more bearable.

Goodness, yes. This thread is hilarious after a few beers.

 

[make_it_so]

And yet you still ended up on the kiwifarms?

Anyway I decided to see what was at the top of Bob's twitter on this momentous day...



"NO bad tactics, only bad targets." Way to keep the classic, Bob!

The best part of this raw powermongering vindictive rant (and really all of his Twitter rants) is that Bob's pfp of choice really makes him look like the kind of brutish, orc-like simpleton beast that you would expect to hear such words from.

Here's to 5000 pages you vile, ugly little fascist mongoloid.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Congratulations on the big 5k Bobby boy, may you have many more years of being a retard on twitter.

 

[Mola Ram]

The best part of this raw powermongering vindictive rant (and really all of his Twitter rants) is that Bob's pfp of choice really makes him look like the kind of brutish, orc-like simpleton beast that you would expect to hear such words from.

Here's to 5000 pages you vile, ugly little fascist mongoloid.

Bob's smiles make him look like a special needs student; Bob's angry face would give John Wayne Gacy the shivers. Our boy really rolled snake eyes in the genetic lottery.

 

[make_it_so]

Bob's smiles make him look like a special needs student; Bob's angry face would give John Wayne Gacy the shivers. Our boy really rolled snake eyes in the genetic lottery.

His claims of others "not being people" or attacking them for their looks is doubly infuriating when the fat fuck literally looks like something out of Der Untermensch.

 

[Plinkettgonist]

I am here.

We are here.

Here’s to another 5k eh?

 

[King Dead]

Just under a month from this thread hitting eight years old and we pass the big 5k. And Bob continues to be the exact same person he was when the thread started...hell, the exact same person he's been his whole life. A midwit who thinks himself much more enlightened than he is; a fat alcoholic with no impulse control who gave himself the betus; a bitter, resentful, angry manchild who lashes out at everyone he sees as an enemy; a pathetic sadsack who believes he deserves better but won't put in any effort to get there.

That's part of why I keep coming back to his thread. There is nothing redeemable about Bob, just a constant flow of anger and hate wrapped up with undeserved smugness and arrogance. He's wrong about literally everything he opens his mouth about, often very wrong, to the point that more knowledgeable people will feel an obligation to come here and explain why. I've learned so much from being in this thread, and none of it has been from Bob himself. It's a comfy little community we have here, and I'm glad that a fat eunuch from Canadia didn't manage to knock us down before we could celebrate this momentous occasion.

Here's to another 5k! And Bob, just remember the other constant of your life: you are fat and nobody will have sex with you.

 

[*sigh*]

It’s sad, really. He’s on an eternal downwards spiral.
At least his mom loves him enough to let him live with her.

 

[Positron]

My final update before transition. Edit: you have 8 more posts to round things up; I've told the mod to lock this thread.

AOC responds to being called a warmonger. As usual she defects the criticism.

I strongly doubt the yeller knew that person was deaf.

Bobby is very mad about AOC's latest rapist.


Glenn Greenwald knows that AOC loves to be made very, very comfortable -- and she prefers white hunks than coloreds.

So Bobby thinks only certain people are entitled to do "political activism". What a gatekeeper.

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Last week two people associated with Mermaids UK were outed as pedophiles. Transsexual-pedophiles are throwing anything they can dream of at detractors -- and Bobby Believes it all.

Maya Forstaster did not tweet nudes to children, and the nudes she posted are made by Mermaid UK's "digital engagement officer" Darren Mew. He did it for fetish magazines available to the public, so it is not "revenge porn".

J. K. Rowling finds it harder and harder to give an imaginary shit to transsexuals.


Glenn Greenwald took on Nick Parrott, who is buddy with the Clinton cunts.

It is easy to Believe Hillary Rodham isn't a demon if you already Believe that Nicky is a woman.




But if you don't have niggers in your movie, you are "canceling" them.


Wut?

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All internet criticism of MCU aren't real.

Bobby's angry clucking proves incompressible to two different people.


Who is he trying to impress?

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As always Bobby knew it before anyone else.






The New Yorker reviews a documentary about the Barney hate phenomenon. The reviewer too didn't like the fuchsia abomination very much. Archive.

Perhaps people hate this thing because they know the showmakers never "love" them, and nobody likes a liar?

Twitterites, trannies especially, are such puerile menchildren.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

No matter how many pages or how many threads he achieves, Bob remains fat and I would not have sex with him. Nor apparently will anyone else.

 

[make_it_so]

Bobby is very mad about AOC's latest rapist.

"You're not human and don't deserve rights!" cries the inbred-looking fat mental midget who gets excited over children's programming for a "living." This tweet better than anything else encapsulates the Blob we've seen for the past 5000 pages - a vile, vindictive, subhuman monster that suffers delusions of being intelligent and elite when he is really a bottom tier imbecile and just another unimaginative consoomer cog that the corporations he worships wouldn't even notice if he was gone.

And so combative and in dire need of narcissistic attention that he'll scream into the void that is Twitter at other literal nobodies.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Glenn Greenwald knows that AOC loves to be made very, very comfortable -- and she prefers white hunks than coloreds.
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So Bobby thinks only certain people are entitled to do "political activism". What a gatekeeper.

"You're not human and don't deserve rights!" cries the inbred-looking fat mental midget who gets excited over children's programming for a "living." This tweet better than anything else encapsulates the Blob we've seen for the past 5000 pages - a vile, vindictive, subhuman monster that suffers delusions of being intelligent and elite when he is really a bottom tier imbecile and just another unimaginative consoomer cog that the corporations he worships wouldn't even notice if he was gone.

And so combative and in dire need of narcissistic attention that he'll scream into the void that is Twitter at other literal nobodies.

It's quintessential Moviebob. Ad hominem attacks, a lack of understanding of the issue at hand, simping for a woman who will never touch his pee-pee, and of course, ignoring any hypocrisy that would make his beloved Democrat Party look bad.

Here's to another 5,000 pages!

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Edit: you have 8 more posts to round things up; I've told the mod to lock this thread.

I need to say something profound!

Errr..... Ah, hell with it: If the world were destroyed and the only things left on the entire planet were Bob, a woman, and a potato, then Bob still wouldn't be at the top of anyone's fuck list.

 

[Arcade Gannon]

Bob is fat.




check these quints

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

And yet you still ended up on the kiwifarms?

Anyway I decided to see what was at the top of Bob's twitter on this momentous day...

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"NO bad tactics, only bad targets." Way to keep the classic, Bob!

Bob personifies the left's tendency to rule like they will be in power forever. They truly learned nothing from the Hillary debacle.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Five thousand pages, scores of videos, entire years.

And he's just as fat and stupid as ever.

Really, this is truly the most depressing of lolcows.

Still a virgin.

Still living in his mother's basement.

Squandered every opportunity.

The closest he gets to satisfaction is 'owning' someone on social media.

Even Secret Gamer Girl moved out of his mother's house.

 

[Shart Attack]

Imagine my surprise on returning from a couple weeks of work-related travel to find that Moviebob is still an insufferable, retarded cunt.

I think if Bob ever left his mother's basement, he'd be astonished to learn that there's a big, wide, amazing world that doesn't give a rat's ass about the things he spends almost every waking moment screeching about on Twitter. You can travel halfway around the world and interact with scores of diverse people from all around the world, and none of them want to talk to you about She-Hulk, trans issues, AOC, mayo ghouls, or why race-bending legacy Disney characters "matters so much." They'll gladly talk to you about their lives, their families, their cultures, their work, their hobbies, and soccer, and when they're done, they'll drop you off at your hotel and go home to fuck their wives without giving a single thought to the latest shitty Hollywood remake. You can go weeks or even months without your conversations ever looping back to black and white, American right-versus-left politics. You can work alongside them for days, weeks, months, years, and it will never come up in conversation that they believe one of the things Moviebob believes makes a person irredeemably evil. And as these billions of people march forward through life in a world more vast, complicated, and fascinating than Bob can ever begin to imagine, Bob sits alone in a basement typing hundreds of thousands of lines about things that simply do not matter to anyone outside a narrow circle of adult children. His complete detachment from the real world reaches a height most normal people have to take ayahuasca to achieve.

Mazel tov on 5,000 pages, Bob. You've earned it.

 

[*sigh*]

Five thousand pages, scores of videos, entire years.

And he's just as fat and stupid as ever.

Really, this is truly the most depressing of lolcows.

Still a virgin.

Still living in his mother's basement.

Squandered every opportunity.

The closest he gets to satisfaction is 'owning' someone on social media.

Even Secret Gamer Girl moved out of his mother's house.

Just reading his tweets makes me sad. He doesn’t even exist outside of social media‘s funhouse mirror.

 

[Jaracainofthewind]

So long and thanks for all the small meals for average sized people!