Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Adamska]

Happy late 5k posts Bob, you absolute single cellular unit.

And yet you still ended up on the kiwifarms?

Anyway I decided to see what was at the top of Bob's twitter on this momentous day...

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"NO bad tactics, only bad targets." Way to keep the classic, Bob!

Let's remember that Bob here repeatedly proves he isn't a normal lefty given his corporate-shill single party rule bullshit. TBH he's a fascist to me, no matter how hard he tries to weeble and wobble over not taking responsibility for demanding German reinvade poland and preach Aktion T4.

 

[Koby_Fish]

My final update before transition. Edit: you have 8 more posts to round things up; I've told the mod to lock this thread.

AOC responds to being called a warmonger. As usual she defects the criticism.
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I strongly doubt the yeller knew that person was deaf.

Bobby is very mad about AOC's latest rapist.
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Glenn Greenwald knows that AOC loves to be made very, very comfortable -- and she prefers white hunks than coloreds.
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So Bobby thinks only certain people are entitled to do "political activism". What a gatekeeper.

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Last week two people associated with Mermaids UK were outed as pedophiles. Transsexual-pedophiles are throwing anything they can dream of at detractors -- and Bobby Believes it all.
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Maya Forstaster did not tweet nudes to children, and the nudes she posted are made by Mermaid UK's "digital engagement officer" Darren Mew. He did it for fetish magazines available to the public, so it is not "revenge porn".

J. K. Rowling finds it harder and harder to give an imaginary shit to transsexuals.
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Glenn Greenwald took on Nick Parrott, who is buddy with the Clinton cunts.
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It is easy to Believe Hillary Rodham isn't a demon if you already Believe that Nicky is a woman.

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But if you don't have niggers in your movie, you are "canceling" them.

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Wut?

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All internet criticism of MCU aren't real.
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Bobby's angry clucking proves incompressible to two different people.

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Who is he trying to impress?

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As always Bobby knew it before anyone else.
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The New Yorker reviews a documentary about the Barney hate phenomenon. The reviewer too didn't like the fuchsia abomination very much. Archive.
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Perhaps people hate this thing because they know the showmakers never "love" them, and nobody likes a liar?

Twitterites, trannies especially, are such puerile menchildren.
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I have bad news for Bobbo.

Hillary is every bit the Imperialist that you imagine "Republicans" to be, champ. Sure, Hillary isn't "Satan", but she's .... not great. ;P

TBH i'm about as baffled as @Positron is here. Bob I guess is making the joke that married men are de facto castrated (balls in a mason jar on wife/ex-wife's dresser), because in any other context this makes no goddamn sense, as Bob has never known the loving touch of a woman, let alone put a ring on one, not to mention that that form of "castration" (metaphorical of course) only occurs if the man ALLOWS it. Something something don't stick it in crazy - something Bob probably never learned, given his simping for crazed mentally ill troons. Even if he never got to stick his dick in anything but a tube sock or a fleshlight. In any event, it's an awkward, exceptional reply to the philospeak guy said.

Tiresome that he's still using the Facehugger as a pro-abortion meme. Facehugger "pregnancies" are invariably fatal. While human pregnancies are not without risk, they're nowhere near on the level of something out of Alien. But then, that's Bob's smooth galaxy brain swapping in fantasy and science fiction for reality.

Wait, WHAT?! Since when was Doomcock in the news for Terrorism? Or is this just Bob's ignorance about the whole Doomcock fiasco re: She-Woke? I swear, Bob's smooth brain is getting smoother all the while.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I don't normally engage in this thread anymore because Bob on a constant dose is like a chore to read through since he basically makes the same fucking takes (literally last time I was here was Bob backpedaling on the Mario movie to actually looking forward to it now contrary to the tantrum he threw over the cast reveal).

But Bob really still is the same person he was 1000 pages ago, or even further as a loser whose beliefs are based on what earns him the most brownie points. Like granted there are some things I can agree with him on in principle like opposition to NFTs and AI art, but Bob somehow is the best way to get someone to support those things by being a retard who keeps trying to shoehorn in culture war politics into everything.

Bob really loves to put all the people he hates into the same pot regardless if any of them have differing beliefs and Bob says the most hateful shit out there about entire groups of people. Like if they were small communities or something specific, I can get it but Bob really likes to reach for broader groups to insult.

His reaction to the Alex Jones case was really some demented supervillain speech. Like a normal person who would dislike Alex Jones or agree with the verdict would either feel justice has been served or laugh at it,. However, Bobby wants to be special and tries to make these epic speeches like he somehow was involved in this when he is just some guy on the internet like everyone else. Bob is not special, and really needs to understand what humility means.

 

[The tired cat]

Forget those wacky Nazis. If Russia loses this war, Russian children will be sent to rainbow families and get puberty blockers.
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The only issue this video is from several months ago, I think it popped up back in February or some shit. Even then people in Russia laughed at it, soooo...congrats on being super late to the party mofos.

 

[Lensherr]

Honestly, it’s hard for me to believe that I’ve been following this thread for six years at this point, and Bob has not changed one iota. He’s still the same fat, impotent narcissist with delusions of grandeur that he was in 2016, and if anything, he’s gotten worse since then. At no point has he had what seems like a moment of reflection where he looks at himself and thinks “is my rhetoric going too far?”. No, it’s gotta be those subhuman Trump-supporting mayoghouls who are holding him back from getting what he’s owed. For most people, getting fired from multiple jobs for being an obnoxious prick would engender such reflection, but not Bob. He’s just so convinced of his own superiority even if it flies directly in the face of reality that I’m kind of impressed in a way. By that same token, if he had an iota of self-awareness, he wouldn’t have a 5000+ page thread on Kiwi Farms.

 

[BetterFuckChuck]

Bob and his ilk illustrate to me why leftism is in the shitter right now. There was this tweet probably 500 pages back where Moviebob claims right wingers hate Disney because people actually want to look at left wing art and not right wing art. He compares Disney as a voice on the left and Kid Rock as a voice on the right
Now isn't that profoundly depressing that when a left winger cites their own side's great works they dont go for Steinbeck, Tennesse Williams, Vidal or Hemingway, but instead The Mandalorian? Heck, Bob's probably able to cite more "right wing" voices that are more intellectual easier than he can cite left wing one's because as a nerd he soys out over Lord of the Rings, Lovecraft and capeshit, which are all pretty right wing in their nature
We're never going to see a left wing movement in our lifetimes because people think Shrek is a better piece of Marxist art than, for example, Great Gatsby (not that it's Marxist but neither's shrek). Which leftists only seem to like if they can make one of the characters gay in fanart

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

LMAO GET FUCKED YOU BLUBBERING BUFFOON! STAY MAD AT THE INTERENT! WE GODDAMNED MADE IT TO 5K MY FELLOW AND BELOVED BOBOLOGISTS AND WE OWE IT ALL TO ONE FAILURE TO LAUNCH DIABETIC STILL LIVING IN THE ROOM HE GREW UP IN!

 

[ChampFantana]

Holy shit, 5000 pages! The Eternal Virgin is STILL the same slobbering, diaper-shitting, booger-eating retard that he was on page 1.

The best part is that thanks to his moronic delusions of superiority, he can't figure out why he has no friends and has never touched a vagina. Thank God for Dunning-Kruger!

Here's to another 5000 pages!

 

[TowinKarz]

Bob personifies the left's tendency to rule like they will be in power forever. They truly learned nothing from the Hillary debacle.

Leftists never think they lost, only that they were subverted by bad actors and foreign spies.

How else could the right side of history be voted down?

Which is why they have no compunctions against cheating, lying and abusing power, since they feel everyone ELSE is cheating too.

And since the enemy (tm) clearly cheats, why not just cheat harder than them so you can win?

Or, even better, preemptively cheat before they even get the chance!

Hence we get "fortified" elections and billion-dollar libel cases against newspapers for calling a guy "racist" without any proof.

It all goes back to the idea that they are destined to win, or, as MB puts the sentiment: They don't have bad targets, only bad tactics.

 

[blablabla]

"You're not human and don't deserve rights!" cries the inbred-looking fat mental midget who gets excited over children's programming for a "living." This tweet better than anything else encapsulates the Blob we've seen for the past 5000 pages - a vile, vindictive, subhuman monster that suffers delusions of being intelligent and elite when he is really a bottom tier imbecile and just another unimaginative consoomer cog that the corporations he worships wouldn't even notice if he was gone.

And so combative and in dire need of narcissistic attention that he'll scream into the void that is Twitter at other literal nobodies.

tweets like thoses and the food ones encapsulate retardo to a T. a fucking worthless fat pig who only could live on a decadent society like the USA

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

5000 pages and Bob still has not learned a single lesson or worked to improve himself.

 

[Koby_Fish]

LMAO GET FUCKED YOU BLUBBERING BUFFOON! STAY MAD AT THE INTERENT! WE GODDAMNED MADE IT TO 5K MY FELLOW AND BELOVED BOBOLOGISTS AND WE OWE IT ALL TO ONE FAILURE TO LAUNCH DIABETIC STILL LIVING IN THE ROOM HE GREW UP IN!

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Unless the room he grew up in turned into his mom's craft room (if it was upstairs, anyway). Just a thought.

This is about as mask-off as I have ever seen Bob being "mask off":

Expect Bobbert the Fat, Lard of Lynn, Kwisatz Tarderach, to claim at some point in the future that this was a "joke". It's like "Tell me you want Republicans to be Minecrafted, without even saying you want to do these things to them "In Minecraft". I mean, come on, he's clearly calling for the DEATH of Republicans about as obviously as I've ever seen him do, this is "Do it in Minecraft, Science!" whilst trying to skirt above Twitter's rules about incitement. Anybody with half a brain knows "science" already figured out how to ban people from consuming oxygen. It's called Death. Hell, I wonder if any will report this blatant-as-you're-going-to-get fedposting tweet from Bob.

5000 pages and Bob still has not learned a single lesson or worked to improve himself.

par for the course for someone who facetiously 'begs' someone to allow him to grow as a person because he changed his opinion about a fucking MOVIE he didn't like a decade ago.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

My final update before transition. Edit: you have 8 more posts to round things up; I've told the mod to lock this thread.

No, don't lock the thread. I want to see if we can get it to 10k. Bob will probably die before then but, just like Dobson, there's plenty to talk about after he goes.

 

[Imposteroak]

5000 pages of armchair psychology, various geek sperg fests, and a confusing amount of derailing into WWII discourse. See ya in the next thread ya crazy bastards.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Five thousand pages, scores of videos, entire years.

And he's just as fat and stupid as ever.

Really, this is truly the most depressing of lolcows.

Still a virgin.

Still living in his mother's basement.

Squandered every opportunity.

The closest he gets to satisfaction is 'owning' someone on social media.

Even Secret Gamer Girl moved out of his mother's house.

and if he weren't such a vindictive, bigoted, hateful, nasty little cave ogre, it wouldn't be so bad. Maybe people would want to help him, get his life on track, or even just help him do the best version of what he's doing now: count his calories better, improve his video making skills, learn to groom himself to not look like a giant living chode.

But he's an asshole, and nobody who isn't an asshole will put up with him. So he's stuck.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Holy shit, 5000 pages! The Eternal Virgin is STILL the same slobbering, diaper-shitting, booger-eating retard that he was on page 1.

The best part is that thanks to his moronic delusions of superiority, he can't figure out why he has no friends and has never touched a vagina. Thank God for Dunning-Kruger!

Here's to another 5000 pages!

he can't figure out why he has no friends because he thinks he has friends. He's in denial that his "friends" are actually acquaintances/fellow movie reviewers/"colleagues" who put up with him because they share his spergy movie interests and his radical left wing politics, but all his female "friends" have friendzoned him so hard despite sharing Bob's politics (or worse: See: Hotdog Abortion Girl), that it's highly unlikely he'll ever find a woman who's got as big a hardon to have science "figure out" how to ban Republicans from breathing oxygen as he does that wouldn't be vastly unappealing to Bob for other, horrible reasons.

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

I've been reading this thread since the Lindsay Ellis affair, and I have to say something I haven't seen anyone bring up before.

I hate it when Bob adds emoji's to the ends of some of his tweets. It's the writing equivalent of the unfunny fatass who laughs at his own jokes and constantly winks at the audience to try to get them to laugh too.

 

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

"Great Success'? Is that a profoundly stupid and completely irrelevant Portal reference (which was - I think - released about the same time as the great Boston Mooninite crisis... is he stuck in '07?)

Yes.

God, yes.

The peak of Bob's life was the Bush administration, when basing your politics around comedy central shows made you sound clever*. He and a lot of other lolcows just locked their development at that point and are dead set on staying there until they die.

*: On the Internet.

 

[Mr Processor]

I've been reading this thread since the Lindsay Ellis affair, and I have to say something I haven't seen anyone bring up before.

I hate it when Bob adds emoji's to the ends of some of his tweets. It's the writing equivalent of the unfunny fatass who laughs at his own jokes and constantly winks at the audience to try to get them to laugh too.

Part of the problem is that he has no idea how to use emojis. If you are a cute girl posting cute picture of yourself on twitter, sure use all the emojis you like. If you are the ugly Pol Pot of Massachusetts posting about how the inferiors need to be deprived of oxygen, it doesn't hit the same.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

"Great Success'? Is that a profoundly stupid and completely irrelevant Portal reference (which was - I think - released about the same time as the great Boston Mooninite crisis... is he stuck in '07?) or does he genuinely think Sasha Baron Cohen will be a draw? Honestly, I'd wonder if he'd be a draw for any movie, but I wonder even more when it's for a movie that will likely go down in history as a failed attempt to have a "BIPOC fronthole-owner" fill Robert Downey Jr.'s big metal boots.

"Great Success" was a quote from Borat only because Bob sees Sacha Baron Cohen.

I'm sure you all know that Bob can't think of anything outside of pop culture references, just like his "Like Kurosawa I Make Mad" thing on Twitter is just a reference to One Week by Barenaked Ladies.
You don't need to overthink these things.